Eva Winterschön

https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/@winterschon

- Principal Architect @ Fastly
- Hardware Systems, Performance Engineering

 - #FreeBSD #HardenedBSD #NetBSD
- #ARM64 #PPC64 💞 #POWER9 #RISCV

- Flatlined Survivor of 'Global Cerebral Ischemia'
- Catecholamine Chemist, Dopamine Defender
- Hypophysis-Cerebri Tumor Fighter 🧠
- Enterprise #HomeLab, #Embedded Systems

- #Ashkenazi #Prussian #American
- #CenterLeft #Moderate #Capitalist
- #ParadoxOfTolerance #SupportAJC
- 🇮🇱🇺🇦🇩🇪🇺🇸

- Twitter: someone is impersonating my former account 🤯

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2024-07-16 14:56:11

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Alison Krauss has such a wonderful voice

2024-07-09 05:15:46

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oh, I've experienced that scenario. you're not alone.

2024-07-07 12:43:37

Contentious statement, maybe, but this comes up so often that it makes me wonder how the same problems persist over decades...
FreeBSD's pkg system is superior in every way to Debian's apt package system. How often does apt crap-out from dependency failures? every day it seems. FreeBSD pkg... never had those issues with binaries or ports in >20 years. :freebsd_logo:
makes me wonder, do people just never branch out to see alternate solutions and methods for implementation - instead just assuming that their reinvented wheel is always the best? that's some fanboy scheiß if so :tux:
and to the fanboys ahead of time, I've run many a private apt repo for large orgs, and build perhaps too many debs for sanity sake; I know how the systems work, it's just not a good implementation compared to others (even in linux world there's dnf and portage to show this is not a flame on linux specifically, just apt. apt sucks.
#FreeBSD #BSD #linux #aptsucks #systemsengineering #engineering #operatingsystems

2024-06-21 12:49:46

sometimes german metal is the only solution
studio headphones drowning out the surrounding world
complexly beautiful arrangements of spl-limited volume, those too silence the memories that pound the temporal lobes, memories that threaten their own existence by demanding demise, the memories that may only find silence in the timeless nothingness of the Void
#ptsd #clinicallydiagnosed #metal #caliban #heavenshallburn #metalcore #deathcore #mentalhealth #insomnia

2024-06-20 16:32:02

wanna know why western democracies consider sleep deprivation to be a form of physical and psychological torture?
after a certain point even the strongest of minds will capitulate, they will fold, and they will admit to whatever is demanded just to be able to rest. they may have no recollection, no memory, nor cognitive capacity to comprehend the passage of time... the brain eventually shuts down non-critical functions, leaving only the autonomic nervous system to maintain its most basic functions.
they'll give you five minutes that feels like an hour, six that feels like a month, but never truly rest, prodded back to the conscious realm to simply say, "yes... yes, yes... just leave me be..."
what may remain of those scattered memories? just rest your head little one, and you may see, in the mind's eyes, that nothing ever changed... "WAKE UP! five minutes!"
#ptsd #trauma #insomnia #sleep #dreaming #terror #neurology #catecholamines #neurotransmitter #adrenergic #autonomic

2024-06-20 14:29:36

a wise woman once told me,
"([{hope, love, calm},
{anger, rage, pessimism}]
&&
[{most of all impatience}])
!= (a girl's best friend)
"
she was right, they're all perfectly reasonable bed-fellows of the modern world for (#WomenInTECH && #WomenInSTEM)

2024-06-20 13:11:20

anyone know where I can get a lightly used or newish new EEG machine & brain-cap? not even joking.
#eeg #eeg-tech #imaging #medicalimaging #brain #brainwaves #medical #neurology #neurologist

2024-06-19 15:06:19

today I will acquire a hand-clicker thing, which will follow me around to log the absurd number of times per day which require Yet Another 2FA Code*
sure sure, there are passkeys or passcodes or passcerts or whatever #infosec is calling Yet Another Annoying Password. I understand the security requirements; this isn't a technical problem, it's a "Screw Your Context Switching!" situation that really messes with people who have ADHD or cognitive limits for short term memory and/or focus/distraction conditions.
I have Bitwarden, I have DUO, I have 2FAS, I've used nearly everything on the market in recent years and they're all at least partially terrible.
</ rant mostly over? >
[*] an acronym of YA2C doesn't have quite the ring to it... perhaps someone else is more creative with naming things this morning?

2024-06-19 04:38:02

¡Goats At Work!
- photo circa 2018
- hooves darlings located in Mountain View, a few blocks (south?) from Juniper Networks, and across the boulevard from the former Weird Stuff Warehouse (RIP 💔)
#goatsofmastodon #weirdstuffwarehouse #waybackwhen #evahasatumor #itstartedgrowingthatyear #lookingbackoffersclarity
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2024-06-17 12:26:44

Hello Fediverse! It's time for a new instance #introduction, having recently migrated to BSD.Cafe :freebsd_logo: from hachyderm.io.
The neurosurgeons said I wouldn't wake up from the coma, but they were wrong.
Then they said I'd never walk or talk again, but they were wrong.
I never expected to reach forty, and so often now I wonder, "how long will the 🧠 tumor let me live?"
Professionally, I'm a Principal Systems Architect focused on performance engineering for "global edge compute" workloads. This year marks two ticks from having worked for a quarter-century in the tech industry. 💾 :sparc64: 🥰
Personally, my interests range from backcountry telemark skiing and long-range marksmanship in the wilderness, to berries and bunnies and everything in-between as long as it's cute and pink and sweet and made of hearts! 💗
#introduction #womenInTech #womenInSTEM #engineering #bsd #tech #pink #systems #cute #hearts #yesyesyes
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