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2024-08-16 23:02:05

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My little brother passed out in my bathroom in Mpls. Had to use my neighbors. Kicked his half Irish ass once he woke up!

2024-08-16 22:39:42

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Walked in to that one! Classic!

2024-08-16 22:34:55

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I'm in Minnesota so look at that trailer for the Ghostbusters movie. That's basically how seasons change around here!

2024-08-13 04:26:17

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The only thing nice about going to the DMV is there is an A&W across the street! Best root beer on tap!

2024-08-13 04:19:55

I know most of you got picked last and hate sportsball but do you remember the day baseball died?
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2024-08-11 07:45:16

Birthday present #2 a $25 giftcard from my little brother who I know it was him and not my mom because sloppy cursive!

2024-08-08 09:40:45

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Bonzai!

2024-08-08 09:36:59

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What's TFM?

2024-08-06 09:46:31

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I only enjoyed the shattered glass episodes of Star Trek.

2024-08-06 09:44:22

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My dad loves BG, i will eventually check it out!

2024-08-06 09:42:27

Once got busy in a burger King bathroom. And the ball pit.

2024-08-06 00:29:51

I had a really good day that I can't elaborate on because doxxy. If I act a little to stupid it's because I'm drunk and had to take tizanidine because my legs wouldn't relax.

2024-08-04 04:22:10

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I miss fully loaded potato chips. It's a Canadian thing but occasionally I can find them in Minnesota.

2024-08-03 20:06:42

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The Olympics are basically irl Herogasm.

2024-08-03 19:55:26

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One foot on the kitchen, the other on your nuts!

2024-08-03 19:51:03

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Lol wut?!
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2024-08-03 18:35:25

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When in doubt, smash that early life button! I refuse to purity spiral on music. I grew up on beastie boys ffs!

2024-08-02 22:29:11

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Only if she has a knife. Otherwise me and Mr. Mantle will pay you a visit!

2024-08-01 19:52:26

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Looks like a Ghostbusters prop.

2024-08-01 15:44:25

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Last I checked, niggers didn't have nuclear weapons.

2024-07-26 16:46:21

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All I ask for to you, the poa.st community is to tolerate my takes. I'm never going to promote my degenerate behavior. In fact, I will continue to make fun of it!

2024-07-25 03:06:31

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If they throw Roman Salutes they get a pass.

2024-07-22 10:41:02

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I get into alot of arguments with my German family. Teutonic resilience is a thing!

2024-07-22 10:28:24

I forget how much I have been blessed having conversations and connections from the angloverse!

2024-07-22 10:21:59

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I like history audiobooks before bef

2024-07-22 08:53:55

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I was taught to speed read at a young age so graphic novels, manga, etc don't give me the experience that I get from the written word.

2024-07-21 13:39:10

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Not a fan of bouncy ball. I sort of still follow Ice hockey, real football aka soccer, baseball, American football.

2024-07-21 12:14:17

As Woman, we are blessed with creating the next generation of our people. It is not a curse but a destiny. We must be selective and not throw away our race's greatest resources to oblivion.

2024-07-20 02:44:58

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I tease. NOT that way! Just playful in jest. Makes good bants.

2024-07-20 02:20:39

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Love IPA's! Love getting free samples from local micro brewers when I go to the pub in Minnesota and pretend like I know or care what I am talking about!

2024-07-20 02:10:28

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What you sipping on?

2024-07-15 09:42:37

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Made me remember the Idaho scene from "Band of Brothers"

2024-07-15 09:39:30

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Nord von Hamburg oder süd?

2024-07-15 09:37:12

Who's up and where from? No doxxy. MINNESOTA!

2024-07-15 09:35:31

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European?

2024-07-15 09:32:31

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What time zone are you on? 2:33am here!

2024-07-15 07:00:53

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How did that work out for Ghadaffi?

2024-07-14 11:24:40

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I need an extra person to take photos.

2024-07-14 09:12:45

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Dan has been a loyal friend to me throughout the shitshow I call my life. I am with a Woman and yes it's complicated. I was a fool to make it public.

2024-07-05 22:12:36

I'm having a bad day because Spain.

2024-07-05 01:04:53

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My ID has been expired for years. I don't use the thing!

2024-07-02 17:48:28

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Checks out. But here's the thing...

2024-07-02 17:40:18

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Canada Day was yesterday. It's back to business as usual.

2024-07-02 17:37:05

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He was a hockey player for Buffalo and Toronto. Started the donut chain. Unfortunately while driving home drunk he tried to outrun the cops in his Ford/Itali Pantera. Crashed and died.

2024-06-30 20:14:05

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Luftwaffe added a bong.

2024-06-30 19:44:47

Will there always be an England?

2024-06-28 11:54:23

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There was a debate?

2024-06-28 11:09:05

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Great locomotive chase from the American Civil War ? Couldn't make out the markings on the tender.

2024-06-28 09:04:24

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I was 15. He was 23. Enough said. Like all of my mistakes I document them to show it has happened!

2024-06-28 08:56:56

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It was a deal breaker. Reject Christ, you reject me. It ended poorly. Little bit of stalking.

2024-06-25 12:25:48

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Don't threaten me with a good time!

2024-06-25 12:19:26

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I was that German girl that everyone got to beat up on because holocaust anniversary. Good bye Sonic 6 Bycicle.

2024-06-25 12:16:50

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Ugg! Had to eat soap if I said a bad word as a kid. Might be why I use liquid body was since!

2024-06-25 12:14:19

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Rock steady!

2024-06-25 12:11:03

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My last youth hockey team was called the Hurricanes. I requested that Scorpions song before a game and nobody understood why.

2024-06-25 10:38:02

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I can still hear that sound!

2024-06-25 10:34:59

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I think it might be originally owned by my great grandmother.

2024-06-25 10:32:40

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My mom still has my Oma's very fancy for the time Singer sewing machine built in to a desk.

2024-06-23 09:46:09

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Bananas peppers?

2024-06-20 20:39:32

Bismarck is the greatest German of all time. Miroslav Klose a close 3rd.

2024-06-20 17:31:48

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No. Hard wood floors.

2024-06-20 17:13:57

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I also have this spicy marinara sauce that I have to mix in with 4 cheese sauce because it's way too spicy but a little bit does make it better.

2024-06-20 17:06:24

🇩🇰 vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

2024-06-20 16:59:05

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Nope! I'm reactionary! Lololol

2024-06-20 16:57:59

I am feminine never a feminist. I come from a culture where Men rule outside of the home and Women rule inside the home.

2024-06-20 16:54:39

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*this time

2024-06-20 16:48:07

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No. Up the Patriarchy! Just get it right this time!

2024-06-20 16:45:43

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Reactionary? Yes. We Women don't take enough responsibility for the drama we fall into. Takes two to tango though.

2024-06-20 16:41:13

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I'm not much for pop music but "look what you made me do" is a jam!

2024-06-20 16:38:55

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Cant rape the willing.

2024-06-20 16:37:18

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Hulk Hogan and I have two connections. Same birthday and my sister met him while having breakfast outside of St. Louis.

2024-06-20 16:33:23

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For real! I'm going to make lasagna this weekend. I use ground Italian sausage instead of beef.

2024-06-20 16:04:27

Deutschland über alles!

2024-06-20 10:12:46

HH
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2024-06-20 10:10:29

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2024-06-20 10:04:03

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We should have made Lasagna yesterday in order for the first Garfield comic

2024-06-20 09:59:27

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Yes! My quality assurance technician trainer was all happy about Italian unification and I asked her, "What food was invented then?"

2024-06-20 09:52:42

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Fun fact, thats how pizza was invented!

2024-06-20 09:48:45

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For the record: I love Italian American foods! As a Chicagolander I can send you into a food coma!

2024-06-20 09:42:50

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I will not eat meat from a can.

2024-06-20 09:32:43

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I have Scandinavian inlaws. I hate seafood.

2024-06-20 09:23:52

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Race mixing is wrong!

2024-06-06 05:42:53

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I am so glad the got that thing to Steam again! I saw it in Saint Paul!

2024-06-06 05:32:21

We are officially bringing the word Cunt back. Just because we are tired of Karen.

2024-06-06 05:30:12

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I know I'm low church and degenerate but then I see shit like this and don't feel as bad. Yeah I'm fucked in the head but check this cunt out!

2024-06-06 05:25:45

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2024-06-06 05:12:58

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We Prussian poasting now?

2024-06-05 01:44:22

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No I don't disagree with you enough. You are actually likeable.

2024-06-05 01:41:56

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It's not personal.

2024-06-05 01:40:50

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Nothing better to do.

2024-06-05 01:36:20

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Calling up my fiancé "honey, this guy wants to go toe to toe with me" did you bring a helmet not for you but for him .

2024-06-05 01:31:53

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Promises, Promises!

2024-06-05 01:28:15

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Let's put on skates, fuck around and find out!

2024-06-05 01:25:49

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You underestimate my power.

2024-06-05 01:23:57

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Winning is the only fun!

2024-06-05 01:22:40

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Honey, I would break you.

2024-06-05 01:21:38

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There's a lot of "got picked last" around here. I don't judge.

2024-06-05 01:19:59

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Maybe for you

2024-06-05 01:19:20

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Sir, I'm a hockey chick. I have heard everything!

2024-06-05 01:16:04

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Again' threaten me with a good time. What's next? The writing of Disdick? It's hard to swallow but if you give it a try it goes down.