UnityOstara

Attempting to speak Deutsch with my mother is the most retarded thing I did today. We did have a good conversation about California though. She lives there.

2025-01-17 02:04:14 GMT

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I can't do that. I must win.

2024-09-05 17:51:53 GMT

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Will up you on black faced Karl Malone!
https://i.poastcdn.org/e9fb5b47b4266268cc21fa3e86604681b68d29273f0c3a21e39e4077f81aa8bc.jpg

2024-09-05 17:47:00 GMT

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It's pumpkin spice season!

2024-09-05 17:34:11 GMT

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Delete malone

2024-09-05 17:29:01 GMT

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Uncle Adi doesn't get all these but gets most. So don't feel bad if you don't get them all!

2024-09-05 17:11:41 GMT

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Ok? Tell me more.

2024-09-05 10:41:53 GMT

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I'm not a fan of looking after apes.

2024-09-02 19:55:06 GMT

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As a former atheist I absolutely relate to this!

2024-09-02 19:20:39 GMT

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It would be Dan to like a poast about France getting their asses kicked!

2024-08-30 01:17:11 GMT

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I liked the air battle scenes with A-10s!

2024-08-30 01:00:09 GMT

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Knight Rider was so much better!

2024-08-30 00:58:39 GMT

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Don't hassle the hoff!

2024-08-30 00:54:02 GMT

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I've recently been watching "NYPD Blue" and enjoying the racist and homophonic jokes that were aloud in the 90's. So I have to deal with commercials.

2024-08-30 00:49:29 GMT

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I don't like that Crest toothpaste commercial with the Latina doing a "reality checkup".

2024-08-30 00:45:12 GMT

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Implying dentists are doctors

2024-08-30 00:32:38 GMT

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Implying I have no hausfrau skills!

2024-08-30 00:14:08 GMT

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Waves retardedly at @npub1tm5…zt6m off topic but new Down album coming out soon.

2024-08-30 00:09:06 GMT

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I stopped taking people seriously years ago. The Crusades happened for a reason.

2024-08-29 23:59:31 GMT

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Not falling for that trick again! Not those handcuffs sir, I like the fir lined ones!

2024-08-29 23:50:24 GMT

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"I like my sugar with coffee and cream" - Beastie Boys

2024-08-28 23:17:14 GMT

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I was at a Astros game with the Prime Minister of Estonia around 2003ish.

2024-08-16 20:51:47 GMT

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Surrender Surrender but don't give yourself away!

2024-08-16 20:43:24 GMT

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Ouch! My Opa was a Cub fan. He would probably agree.

2024-08-16 20:38:38 GMT

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Winter, road construction, more winter, preseason baseball snow, random weather, repeat! Still beats Texas!

2024-08-16 20:34:55 GMT

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I'm in Minnesota so look at that trailer for the Ghostbusters movie. That's basically how seasons change around here!

2024-08-16 20:33:30 GMT

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Looked cute. Still sucked at tennis.

2024-08-16 20:32:38 GMT

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I'm currently wearing Sketchers. Very comfy! Normally would wear Adidas but issues. Had Steve Madden knee-highs but winter and stuff.

2024-08-16 19:59:24 GMT

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Your Bobbies don't carry right? It's going to be Operation Sealion for real this time!

2024-08-16 19:09:20 GMT

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Fructice dry shampoo is my daily. Made it through summer without frizzy yet maintained my natural curls! Now that we lost the Men's attention, the bank thing is still a go right?

2024-08-16 18:12:26 GMT

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Have we gone too far, or not far enough?

2024-08-16 18:09:00 GMT

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Just the tips?

2024-08-16 17:52:15 GMT

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Heavy lifting and killing spiders!

2024-08-16 17:42:31 GMT

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Pakis and Indians need to trade nuclear weapons and do the world a favor!

2024-08-16 15:54:36 GMT

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I'm half Moravian.

2024-08-16 15:52:09 GMT

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Bug people.

2024-08-16 04:58:48 GMT

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Here's my personal number in Argentina if things get all messed up.

2024-08-16 04:04:08 GMT

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Took my bestie to watch "Sisters" when it came out in theaters. Lost our voices laughing!

2024-08-16 04:01:22 GMT

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Similar.

2024-08-15 22:12:54 GMT

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I have no idea how they walk with those things

2024-08-15 21:34:14 GMT

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The super secret frauen polizei needs to look into this!

2024-08-15 20:22:06 GMT

So I'm single again. Feel free to point and laugh. I deserve it.

2024-08-15 10:56:25 GMT

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Become a Republican?

2024-08-15 05:32:17 GMT

There's jewelry fiction media I go through once a year: Amerika, Mein Kampf, Jericho, V [both series], and Revolution.

2024-08-13 05:18:13 GMT

I've never had a tattoo but when I was a Bachelorette I occasionally would draw a Hakenkreus on my hand just to let guys know.

2024-08-13 03:30:03 GMT

Anyone want to play alphabet game? Music style.

2024-08-11 09:04:50 GMT

It's my birthday. Fuck you!

2024-08-11 07:15:41 GMT

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PREACH! Love Gyros Hate Kebab! Vlad Dracula had the right approach!

2024-08-11 07:09:21 GMT

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"Twas keeps in it real an' what not"

2024-08-11 07:07:00 GMT

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Real Shield Maiden hours! #YouGoGirl!

2024-08-08 07:42:44 GMT

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20 steps in the morning after drinking and shitposting? Same feels!

2024-08-08 07:40:45 GMT

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Bonzai!

2024-08-08 07:38:06 GMT

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Didn't China by that out?

2024-08-08 05:15:06 GMT

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So you like to live dangerously?

2024-08-08 05:13:18 GMT

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This but also rubbers!
https://i.poastcdn.org/e4167afd8fff372efee81c3d2f6acd2078e202e8f1830ce4f9a83dec24983706.jpg

2024-08-08 02:19:49 GMT

Nitrous aka hippie crack.

2024-08-08 02:18:31 GMT

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Muhaahaha!

2024-08-08 02:18:07 GMT

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Oh we would definitely get back to work!

2024-08-08 01:57:18 GMT

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MTFR gene mutation.

2024-08-08 01:31:03 GMT

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Care Bear Stare!

2024-08-08 00:52:11 GMT

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Tim Horton's run on the stock market?

2024-08-08 00:43:13 GMT

From an eyewitness account
https://i.poastcdn.org/1ddf4c74e6ced7dd88242cd77da1a45ecb45d9b89f13e54e3c9188177c5c0a6a.jpg

2024-08-06 21:27:08 GMT

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Well you can get concentrated juice in a can in America.

2024-08-06 21:24:10 GMT

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Not white, cosplaying White, borderline furry, bottom left is pregnant.

2024-08-06 20:58:28 GMT

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Ffs, I have a beat af first print of Rise and Fall! My mom gave me a boxed dvd set of Leni Riefenstal's films a few years back!

2024-08-06 20:52:02 GMT

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First print from the 1930's? Ja!

2024-08-06 18:44:53 GMT

Due to yet another Deutschland failure, I'm about to get weird drunk instead of the happy drunk I had planned. We here as the voices in Unity's head deny all responsibility once...oops to late! You're on your own!

2024-08-06 16:57:19 GMT

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Stop showing off my Autumn outfits!

2024-08-06 16:48:07 GMT

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Happens to the best of us. Few times a month.

2024-08-06 16:35:33 GMT

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I write down alot of alternate history short stories in my notebooks. I have a good one that will tie them all together in the works! Man in the High Tower in the after the the main character who is totally not a Sue Ellen wakes up in the 1990s after St. Peter decides she deserves worse than hell but to relive being a being a teenager again. I want it to be a faschy Twilight.

2024-08-06 14:52:12 GMT

Ja! In a better timeline, King Moesley!
https://i.poastcdn.org/6b0a9cffee6c887bd16838c5200390af8dd49be45ccc304eb4afbcbd50907a19.jpg

2024-08-06 14:30:27 GMT

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White Women running away from niggers. A British tradition!

2024-08-06 14:28:40 GMT

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Milk: it does a body good!

2024-08-06 13:41:17 GMT

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Obviously you've never been to the Corn Palace in Mitchell South Dakota! Yes, it's a thing.

2024-08-06 08:03:49 GMT

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I cant judge on voices. Depending on how drunk i am you can hear my Chicagoan, Dixie, or German accent.

2024-08-06 07:57:22 GMT

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He's more of a reply guy.

2024-08-06 07:11:04 GMT

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That happened in the 90's

2024-08-06 07:07:57 GMT

My most infamous goal wasn't in a game. We were doing a pick up game in an Industrial park. While everyone was arguing about picking team I shot a puck inside this overesized mail box from distance! We lost 3 pucks just because everyone had to try that shot! It was a fluke!

2024-08-06 05:34:13 GMT

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Queue the opening sequence to Tom Clancy's EndWar !