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maybe we could all pool our gas money and use it to buy just enough gas to burn this motherfucker down.
and his baal room too.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/energy-secretary-open-suspending-us-gas-tax-pump-rage-surges

2026-05-10 23:46:38 GMT

i see dead people.
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2026-05-05 13:48:52 GMT

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need to make this a zapper for my local pumps

2026-04-24 15:09:53 GMT

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i know. i’m just too sensitive to the dust in my eyes that’s causing the watering as i watch these bondings of love

2026-04-24 15:01:44 GMT

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i’m not crying you’re crying

2026-04-14 15:07:11 GMT

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Fang Fang in that pic looks like a guy tho

2026-04-06 18:00:29 GMT

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by not paying his student loans and using that money to fund Sandy’s OF account

2026-04-06 17:54:44 GMT

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it’s hard but i hope i can live up to Patrick’s example

2026-04-03 13:39:35 GMT

Good Friday schizo from the codependent girlfriend
or the Please Bro meme irl
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2026-04-02 17:45:34 GMT

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i know Easter's coming up but you're giving her too much credit

2026-04-01 16:06:04 GMT

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escalations must have accelerations

2026-03-23 18:50:42 GMT

explain this to me like i'm @[email protected]
does "unprofessionally with world leaders" mean she did or did not rape kids in an Epstein fury like all western leaders have?
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2026-02-13 03:10:33 GMT

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/da/c8/7b/dac87baab752924862c4d30eb55ac1674ef8f242a1f64440c891726f3fe3ceaf.mp4

2026-01-06 23:17:12 GMT

>if you take Greenland you have to leave
how you get your level-10 clinger to break up with you using this one easy trick
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2025-11-24 01:04:16 GMT

if they do it on a Sunday and no one notices will the pajeet still shit in the street?
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2025-10-08 15:07:19 GMT

about them hallsofcostco masterbatering machines they always like to cry about
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2025-09-24 20:00:14 GMT

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when the secret service shut down that NYC sim farm the other day it killed the engagement

2025-09-13 01:55:21 GMT

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Cobra Commander and Snake Eyes was my #1

2025-09-13 01:34:52 GMT

go go gadget real american hero who has the power (and something D&D)
#note1zdy…nnw0

2025-08-22 01:30:45 GMT

Cracker Barrel put out talking points.
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2025-08-21 01:38:55 GMT

gas. the. kikes.
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2025-08-13 19:13:36 GMT

"DC residents not used to being held accountable" is the newest word salad for niggers
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2025-07-26 02:01:03 GMT

enjoy your weekend
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2025-07-22 13:04:22 GMT

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“Are you still talking about Jerome Powell?!?”

2025-06-18 18:46:08 GMT

powerful
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2025-06-17 03:52:49 GMT

the new power couple
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2025-06-03 18:07:38 GMT

>The official also said that the timing of the announcement -- occurring during Pride month -- was intentional.
say what you will but this is beautifully savage.
happy pride month
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/03/hegseth-orders-navy-strip-name-of-gay-rights-icon-harvey-milk-ship.html

2025-05-14 00:29:22 GMT

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that inspires a new line of legal: combat divorce lawyers with kung-fu grip

2025-05-13 23:53:33 GMT

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are we counting combat and divorces or just the divorces?

2025-05-08 23:52:59 GMT

so he’s giving his boyfriend the silent treatment
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2025-04-29 17:22:50 GMT

blah blah blah meanwhile, myth still not busted
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2025-04-08 12:53:06 GMT

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i now have the grey poupon commercial in my head - two limos pull up and the one asks “pardon me, sir. do you have any Aztec Milkers?”

2025-04-08 12:25:06 GMT

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that’s why they call the morning AM

2025-04-08 12:24:00 GMT

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but a Latina before noon is ok

2025-04-08 12:21:17 GMT

et tu pluribus prospectus?
gm

2025-03-14 00:27:10 GMT

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i was going to make a joke and say he’s orange not red

2025-02-22 02:59:42 GMT

welcome to HaaS - housing as a service
use my promo code 'bootstrap' to get 15% off your first month's *subscription
#note194a…yhm5

2025-01-29 20:53:13 GMT

it’s only Wednesday, the 8th working day of this new era.
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2025-01-28 01:34:28 GMT

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2025-01-27 18:44:31 GMT

i wonder if the bigger Stargate play was to rugpull the shit outta all the insider traders (think Pelosi, et al) in congress and elsewhere in DC and have them suffer a big-ass loss…?
who’s checking to see how their personal fortunes are doing right now?

2025-01-24 18:04:52 GMT

evergreen
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2025-01-22 00:57:44 GMT

please help this faggot understand why he's gay and lives in Shittytown, U.S. of A.
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2025-01-21 14:46:24 GMT

the Kindergarten Cop scene where the boy educates Arnold on biology is now mandated training for all federal employees
gm

2025-01-09 16:35:16 GMT

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i'm gonna finally get a ticktoker account just to follow this guy because this is funny af

2024-12-02 19:20:28 GMT

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i like to throw in the “huh...they never taught that in homeschool.”

2024-10-02 19:00:31 GMT

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do we have a Walz face react emoji for that because that’s what i’d use rn (at this moment if i cared enough)

2024-09-18 22:26:38 GMT

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20-30 has zero votes which means statistically we are all liars and alcoholics

2024-08-29 17:47:47 GMT

i’m thinking the Venezualan gangs taking over block by block rn (at this present moment) in Aurora is going to lead to Fallujah-style fun that won’t go well…
and…
this isn’t isolated to CO because it’s happening in multiple other places already but headlines just haven’t informed you yet…

2024-06-28 02:02:19 GMT

Operation Warp Speed is the reason for inflation.
or mahlfleezence, if you will

2024-06-25 17:33:55 GMT

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2024-06-13 02:09:53 GMT

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your son is blessed. Toyota made some beasts for sure.
professionally growing up around Hiluxes (or is it Hiluxi?) and other forms of technicals made me truly appreciate that Toyota engineering, and it's the main reason i ended up with an '08 Taco (6-speed manual, btw) after returning from one of my all-inclusive resort vacations in the 'Stan. i ended up putting 245k miles on it and had visions of going to 500k+...
BUT.
i stupidly - i mean fuggin dumbass move of mine - traded it in for a 2019 Tacoma because it was White and shiny and new. but it had that newer shittier engine they developed which is why i'm now driving said 2020 Tundra that my wife tells me is my last real truck until my next real truck.

2024-06-13 01:39:25 GMT

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major, major facts. it's the reason i spent months looking for a very gently used 2020 Tundra. i hope i have one of the last bulletproof 5.8 V8s they made...