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2026-06-04 00:21:38 GMT

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We’ve read all the signs & we think this is bare market bottom
https://blossom.primal.net/676773fcb0600ab037882824efe5d8867efa87a4db433bc379719f7c1ff87bf5.jpg

2026-06-01 20:37:05 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/cb901a6bcf031b6ed9182bdb5260172d9fa311d86e50f261ae2bf6d97c2c65bd.gif

2026-05-31 21:57:05 GMT

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As soon as he gets pulled over
#memestr #meme
https://blossom.primal.net/016317ba54d8f21c4dcd1446e8e4fb1286b1cf78f6448fe83e5d65afb5f43fe2.jpg
#nevent1q…0hx5

2026-05-31 21:41:18 GMT

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Are the prices in dollars or hundreds of dollars?

2026-05-31 15:19:42 GMT

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OF women get paid to do that on camera

2026-05-28 21:12:29 GMT

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“Trust me about not trusting me”

2026-05-28 17:46:41 GMT

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PC?
https://blossom.primal.net/b684c3b47dc3df1e6cd2b6984273d3574e18fcee07915bd3ba6aec61ea29c55c.gif

2026-05-27 19:47:18 GMT

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Not jefferson?

2026-05-27 00:32:01 GMT

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What about not in the fridge

2026-05-24 01:37:35 GMT

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Yes black, i’m still here. Not going anywhere.

2026-05-24 01:16:40 GMT

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Bitcoin is classical
Fiat is rap
#nevent1q…qxpv

2026-05-24 01:13:21 GMT

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You’re allowed to have a wrong opinion.

2026-05-23 22:31:25 GMT

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Skrillex is a dude
Techno is a genre. I don’t think this works.

2026-05-23 20:57:53 GMT

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This shit actually works!
ESPECIALLY if @npub1rtl…jtfs keeps a nice piece on him(if you do what is it? I’m a g19 guy myself but in that getup I’d consider switching to a gorgeous chrome 1911)

2026-05-23 20:55:41 GMT

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What’s it made out of and how big is it(diameter not gallons) that it keeps you safe from rain? You’ve got me mentally thinking about you in a sombrero.
https://blossom.primal.net/cdddab24be7bccbdddfd10fcc8b8c79431a73143aee09415f7a3d8d01267e4c5.gif

2026-05-23 20:23:32 GMT

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Porn isn’t sex.

2026-05-23 19:38:32 GMT

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Not him but his customers
He has 17k ₿

2026-05-23 18:17:06 GMT

Hey umm, guys
@nprofile…zae5 , @nprofile…2tk3 , @nprofile…q8g0 @nprofile…6wjw, go check on your follow @nprofile…s7at he’s crashing out on main
https://blossom.primal.net/5d2fae2530557eb08e82cd035d73341e6be3d3d463212221750469e75fc1b092.gif

2026-05-23 18:02:02 GMT

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How much does it cost you?

2026-05-23 15:37:44 GMT

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You’re supposed to watch the straight kind bro
https://blossom.primal.net/cde4eea0892c4a3e8c8740112872c8365965af3a7b2d8d3fdd76a4b29e58a38b.gif

2026-05-23 15:31:22 GMT

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He immediately sold that shit to @jack

2026-05-23 14:12:11 GMT

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#memestr #LisaSimpson
https://blossom.primal.net/6c6542f01f51def7d391401b750e8f93da669f45fff9815167d86c8ba8f6193b.jpg
#nevent1q…5fg9

2026-05-23 01:37:55 GMT

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But did you buy the groceries with bitcoin. People will yell at you if you didn’t. (Maybe not at you, but at me)

2026-05-23 01:19:28 GMT

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Omg I’ve been arguing with a #shitcoiner this whole time. Now it all makes sense. Fuck outta here LOL
https://blossom.primal.net/de631e2834ba77a62fc24f7e9dbb5d473defba5d6259ff89ee04349770bed1ba.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e5ae70d0a93519a9f2ced1fc9afa9c8d66d59910c20adb1b28f513e341d5ac1a.gif

2026-05-23 01:14:50 GMT

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You can do whatever you want as I will do whatever I want. Sell your coins to @nprofile…wfys for coffee and pizza idgaf. I’m gonna use Jewish credit and trade the rebates they give me for even more free sats instead of paying a spread to buy bitcoin and use it.

2026-05-23 01:06:44 GMT

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Obvs not me because i’m ℅ 2013 but
https://blossom.primal.net/0e0482f4c67ad5ec897844b983d8b6ca43c6e97dd7973cc36232fa76e11e15a3.gif
#nevent1q…fv26

2026-05-23 00:56:33 GMT

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#hodl #memestr
https://blossom.primal.net/769e3c5dee9efa9e54518bf82f9b4e0dbb05f08f2c59671a28571ef788b1560a.jpg
#nevent1q…amfq

2026-05-23 00:31:08 GMT

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*looks at satoshi’s coins that never moved*
Yea aight
https://blossom.primal.net/86b6915f1994ebb35394af4d183cf2da1721563ecaaacbaf28731fce44f64902.gif

2026-05-23 00:26:18 GMT

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Lower you: They got zaps for your notes
Higher you: Yea, we’re broke

2026-05-23 00:25:01 GMT

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Unfortunately that’s a fiat mentality.
My savings aren’t for circulation.

2026-05-23 00:21:30 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/4ec9d571f51d60b1329750656eb0c1f27e77d7968efab051b63d407a70655d06.gif

2026-05-22 22:55:45 GMT

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#BirthdaySuitCoiner
#bitcoinpizzaday
https://blossom.primal.net/ed6f3680d5a4349fd3e9973dcdff5df78e909db26b11844602d3dfac3512e1ee.jpg
#nevent1q…eynr

2026-05-22 22:33:24 GMT

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Bitcoin onchain what?

2026-05-22 22:29:01 GMT

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What troon?

2026-05-22 22:19:51 GMT

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Gay

2026-05-22 18:57:20 GMT

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Lawl

2026-05-22 18:57:03 GMT

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Walk me through the math that gave you the answer of ₿10,000=~$40,000,000

2026-05-22 18:50:28 GMT

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Paying with bitcoin is more expensive though.
Why do?

2026-05-21 16:52:27 GMT

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The soles of my feet?

2026-05-21 15:07:35 GMT

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This sounds kinda Saylory. But also I approve of you creating your own version of Patreon on a bitcoin standard.

2026-05-18 12:07:36 GMT

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What did you go to jail for?

2026-05-17 23:20:25 GMT

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Art is up for interpretation
https://blossom.primal.net/8e223acee308cbe4aae23e0d096ae61a61f773b7b5fb7b3aff7c7ec81b9e70f6.gif

2026-05-17 19:08:00 GMT

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#artstr #nudestr
#nevent1q…x0rm

2026-05-17 04:58:30 GMT

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Skill issue

2026-05-17 02:14:53 GMT

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Spotify got rid of it completely so I stopped using them years ago

2026-05-17 02:13:28 GMT

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Now give us a take with nuance.

2026-05-16 15:40:30 GMT

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Small price to pay to doomscroll cat memes while you’re taking a shid

2026-05-16 15:39:19 GMT

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People that shill the mandibles are fully erect & edging hoping it comes to pass.

2026-05-16 15:22:05 GMT

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Posted this to my 1.3m tiktok following

2026-05-16 14:59:51 GMT

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Single Mother of 3 makes ~$2400 per month
Spends ~$2500-2600 per month
Works 62h per week + balancing childcare. Car needs repaired
“I know you have problems but did you know that people in iran can’t visit websites outside of their country?”
You’re correct, it’s not high up on people’s priority list

2026-05-15 19:22:32 GMT

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Correct. ‘Links’ being the key word.
https://blossom.primal.net/ca1b4122e6d7307f046cb71424ccccb1dbdc1c2e9b8286ce87237bca84342d85.jpg

2026-05-15 19:10:41 GMT

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Available on a hashtag?

2026-05-14 16:43:25 GMT

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I thought this said another 3 letter word that rhymes with new

2026-05-14 16:31:00 GMT

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But ignoring it because it’s dark is racist
https://blossom.primal.net/f1fba69843abbdba49c0484aa444496583d093c311e2403fd4e7ba92038eb0d6.jpg

2026-05-13 18:38:03 GMT

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Oh i don’t rip cd’s anymore. But in my vlc I have 9 albums, 70 videos & 90 singles that I listen to. I already know what I like as do you & this curated selection is enough for the rest of my life. If I hear something in the wild i’ll look it up on youtube & if I like it enough i’ll download it. An endless stream of new music is not needed in my case. Ymmv

2026-05-13 16:45:25 GMT

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💰

2026-05-13 16:42:02 GMT

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Thought you were in Philly for a minute @

2026-05-12 15:20:17 GMT

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Probably easier to just conjure the bible from a snake as you originally suggested ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2026-05-12 15:13:04 GMT

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Audiobook version. No mirror severs or confusing links
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=The+bible+audiobook
#nevent1q…ug8w

2026-05-12 15:11:41 GMT

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Oh no not the slow server. It’s gonna take 3 seconds instead of 1 second LOL

2026-05-12 15:09:56 GMT

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I established that in first comment. I guess in this case comprehension is hard in both of our cases. Anyway, i supplemented your post. With a different way. No code required. I’m sure you got the notification. Enjoy the day, hope it’s as beautiful in your locale as it is in mine.

2026-05-12 15:07:31 GMT

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Download the entire holy bible
(No python required)
#nocode #Vibedownloading
https://annas-archive.pk/md5/37dff04896fa712d086499487269ccb4
#nevent1q…4rf0

2026-05-12 15:04:44 GMT

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Pick an argument.
Normal people can’t do hard things or it’s not hard. Can’t use both.

2026-05-12 14:57:56 GMT

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Yes you wrote all of that in the original post unprompted to your audience that includes people that haven’t coded since myspace.
Oh wait, you didn’t.
“I know this shit, I assume everyone else does”

2026-05-12 14:43:32 GMT

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Experts forget what beginners don’t know
Also, you can cut the fucking snark.

2026-05-12 13:48:45 GMT

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Once you got into the code you may have well just written it in Aramaic.

2026-05-11 16:36:02 GMT

I think I re orange pilled myself the other day

2026-05-11 16:22:36 GMT

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oh no. Not my $72 anything but my$72

2026-05-11 16:21:15 GMT

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She was investigated and found not liable. She actually had no idea.

2026-05-09 13:40:04 GMT

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Turn it into an inspired novella
#nevent1q…xuw7

2026-05-09 05:02:05 GMT

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Short poll

2026-05-08 22:13:42 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/136889eb0e983458b28f90d1905f3208463dad9d991ae0c97318e8fa10431c4e.jpg
#nevent1q…59h3

2026-05-08 22:12:22 GMT

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsqqq9aaxvrrks8uc75zc32sf9yq4aaq3dmuxvf8gya3yk4dvrwr6qq5gdas

2026-05-08 20:54:10 GMT

Harry Holland ‘Lovers’ 1982
#artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/6de6de1e04cef3000f816f70c44849e61c4d9db5e20bbb3157b2677c8ef3ef50.jpg

2026-05-08 19:12:11 GMT

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Pray tell, where does the conversation go?

2026-05-07 00:54:40 GMT

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Is odell pumping Monero bags now.

2026-05-07 00:51:50 GMT

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Wasn’t part of his plea deal that he couldn’t use bitcoin?

2026-05-05 03:07:01 GMT

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Are you feeling better now?

2026-05-05 03:06:06 GMT

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Why spend bitcoin when people still take the infinite money?
https://blossom.primal.net/342d807b50a9558397613d24890281f7413b167b6236e4dc84d47214e16cf9cf.gif

2026-05-03 20:36:22 GMT

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I just vibed my first thing but it’s only for private use.

2026-05-03 14:14:35 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/1d47de341c4b5535f01cd5ac3408c4c23e321ffff039c1bb451cf2cf94bfe91a.jpg
#nevent1q…r47n

2026-05-03 01:53:33 GMT

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Prepare for the unknown?
Make it make sense.

2026-05-02 04:53:19 GMT

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Based

2026-05-02 04:49:22 GMT

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I never understood why people use(d) spotify.
I’m probably the ignorant one.
Perhaps some magic feature I’ve never accessed.
Who knows.
https://blossom.primal.net/8410baba632d1fa2dbe5dd97c65e0e4a1f47878dd334a5bd0b55485da840e4c9.jpg

2026-05-02 04:30:26 GMT

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Back when I was younger we had these things called CDs that held all of your music and you didn’t have to stream it over the internet when you wanted to listen. You didn’t need the internet at all. You didn’t even need the CD really. That was kinda just a master copy.
Anyway there’s this program called VLC and you take the music files that you want to listen to and you play them through this program on the device of your choice and you don’t need the internet or a corporation telling you what to listen to. It’s kinda like nostr.
#nevent1q…ydlr

2026-05-02 04:27:50 GMT

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North Korea Strikes Again
#nevent1q…dsf8

2026-05-02 04:26:01 GMT

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When you’re eating meat and you get one of those hard things

2026-05-02 04:17:14 GMT

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This post brought me here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YclbUBsC7XU

2026-04-30 17:40:44 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen, I call this one “The case for Nostr Reads”
https://blossom.primal.net/09aa0b675582a338d34d1951324ccb03d347bdd5ed445ec28994c57d3e035e8d.jpg

2026-04-30 11:55:20 GMT

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It’s frustrating but most of us have been in that exact position. Jeff Booth talks about this and reminds us to be patient.
Tell me the story about the first time you ignored bitcoin. My first time ignoring it was when I said “I can already send people over the internet with paypal” back in like 2011

2026-04-30 00:39:05 GMT

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Conferences are cool only if it’s nobodies there getting to meet other nobodies and we’re talking about the tech. I don’t want any of the same 16 bitcoin podcast guests/hosts to be at these conferences, as much as I do like them.

2026-04-28 20:19:09 GMT

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It already won. Not sure what else you want it to do

2026-04-26 07:58:43 GMT

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People dont care about the 99% being lifted up. They want to see stories of the 1% becoming the .001%
Meanwhile bitcoin is for the destitute

2026-04-26 00:41:14 GMT

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A Newscum presidency would be as offensive to me as a Trump presidency was to lefties in 2016.

2026-04-25 17:47:04 GMT

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I like the look of that

2026-04-25 17:43:16 GMT

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That only matters if you’re a monetized poster instead of a lurker

2026-04-25 03:31:45 GMT

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Will give 1btc for 1.1btc

2026-04-24 23:05:22 GMT

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Well it’s a good thing I’m here and not everywhere isn’t it 😁

2026-04-24 19:36:46 GMT

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I can trade freely with cash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2026-04-24 19:31:14 GMT

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Outside of nostr, I don’t use bitcoin to buy things because why would I use the better money when people still take the worse money.
Even bitcoiners still take the worse money. I’ll use it when I absolutely have to but not before.
#greshamsLaw