John Satsman

You seem a little butthurt that he called it what it is. if it’s not bitcoin it’s a shitcoin. That’s what they’re called. Even if I made my own new project that I really believed in and was actually a benefit it would still be a shitcoin.

2026-09-07 15:06:31 GMT

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A lot of places don’t take amex & an increasing number don’t take cash.

2026-09-07 14:55:12 GMT

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Open & shut case before I even knew it was a case
#liquid
#nevent1q…ctq3

2026-09-06 13:53:13 GMT

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Dot nl you say ?
https://blossom.primal.net/ad05b9f77e9ab469ba581c38695ed7f0958a61bc05bbde2dbaa277e58ff8d3ce.gif

2026-09-05 18:46:36 GMT

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This is slowly becoming my favorite pod, mostly because I can count on it coming out every day.

2026-09-05 15:06:35 GMT

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Mone would be crazy

2026-09-05 14:47:07 GMT

Just wondering if this recent medical incident was a putinesqe plot against @nprofile…fawq to keep him from taking the title of CEO of Nostr.
https://blossom.primal.net/4e1d1a0dda6f3b7cc59c80ffb1222f4ce7114fc3d64c2445a418b98691b7e5ce.gif

2026-09-05 14:37:04 GMT

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I’m convinced that’s why they erased it, not because they hate bitcoin but it makes bitcoiners look bad.

2026-09-05 14:32:02 GMT

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3 times
https://blossom.primal.net/fc94664cc46c07629c8774478e6259d1a1bdbcb8bed6a2c14bb97635b6874d83.jpg
#nevent1q…e4gm

2026-09-05 14:24:18 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/c6c627e80204e1815695a8b207b98c0c20fe9fc1996574debfe80dfda8df1eb1.jpg

2026-09-05 14:19:12 GMT

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It’s ruined one of my favorite hastags but what do you expect them to do really? Genuine question. Ban one word, they’ll get around it with another. No friction to spin up a new npub. Your input on a solution is much more valuable than just pointing out the problem. Freedom is messy.

2026-09-05 14:12:08 GMT

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What are their basic living expenses? They obviously can’t be as high as they are in the west so instead of giving numbers $86-$125 give comparisons. The numbers mean nothing if we don’t know what they get you.

2026-09-04 19:38:39 GMT

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“Problm” “montary”
https://blossom.primal.net/11a816bee141cbf1f2cc901659bc91c61b520c98c499399acbf883d2276f11a4.jpg

2026-09-04 18:11:36 GMT

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Pro blm?
https://blossom.primal.net/d0e84a2fd8d0e412c74c7a0318e44ba7de91c988f8385726a1f29ded821232e3.jpg

2026-09-03 00:37:11 GMT

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My last two memes are way too depraved…

2026-09-01 01:26:10 GMT

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Ahasuerus at the End of the World, 1888
-Adolf Hirémy-Hirschl
#Artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/0d7da3f25e3c072616b4d50848f5fdbb84e1de5db17b0b864f1a38026e827742.jpg
#nevent1q…xe38

2026-09-01 01:24:52 GMT

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Forgot to attatch. #ImRetarded
#Artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/a2b91d4c8225b306bd0064bbaf79463ab71c141a6e547234016ce9ea6eb5a57f.jpg
#nevent1q…dr7l

2026-09-01 01:22:31 GMT

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The End of All Things, 1887 - Maxmilian Pirner
#Artstr
#nevent1q…xe38

2026-08-31 22:35:58 GMT

#Artstr
Gays, feel free to ignore this.
https://blossom.primal.net/8aae8ed9c3d67a9a2a3933de9d58126e4b9d8d257c368172ee68b9e1173b0a12.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/a66727a93607b7320ca034b7a1c463710858e93ac63dc0f07d9dc997f699949c.jpg

2026-08-30 16:16:27 GMT

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Obvious sarcasm was not obvious to some it seems. “ widely available on exchanges, good store of value 🤡”

2026-08-30 11:51:21 GMT

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Mine only got that big

2026-08-30 01:03:41 GMT

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Way better store of value than bitcoin, widely available on exchanges. No saylor! monero is awesome!

2026-08-30 00:54:03 GMT

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They always have outages. They’re softening you up for the eventual rug, just like coldcard, Get them off of the primal wallet

2026-08-29 23:04:16 GMT

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#40HPW🎧

2026-08-29 20:44:15 GMT

@nprofile…n9qm is this you getting roasted over on X while you’re talking to some Japanese smokeshow?
https://blossom.primal.net/97127b257fe94c8048540487ee68ff287411cbfc636682864dc38ca80f56f3fc.jpg

2026-08-29 11:20:48 GMT

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One click video download was goated

2026-08-28 17:15:43 GMT

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Wild that you didn’t even tag his npub

2026-08-28 17:14:24 GMT

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Is it confirmed that NVK is ✡️ ?

2026-08-27 12:47:31 GMT

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They put 4x behind a paywall. Used to do #40HPW🎧 in 10

2026-08-27 11:47:12 GMT

Tragedy
https://blossom.primal.net/3c3ee52dac6aeb5358b00ece34be7e8256915a776b45517b94a58e5ce1568254.jpg

2026-08-25 14:04:41 GMT

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Ok so I wasn’t trippin, I did mute that mf twice.

2026-08-24 21:26:53 GMT

Realtime Coldcard Carnage:
conservative estimate https://coldcard-watch.vercel.app/
liberal estimate https://coldcard-hack-tracker.vercel.app/

2026-08-24 21:24:30 GMT

Good Afternoon
https://blossom.primal.net/dc2570c975fe97fe50f260826e47530b7201de928e91c6404509573c7c496cbd.jpg

2026-08-24 19:05:19 GMT

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OMG SOMEONE STUCK THEIR *ENIS IN QENIS!!!!!

2026-08-24 18:59:30 GMT

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“Dr Bronners isn’t liquid”- @nprofile…jeje
https://blossom.primal.net/4343b76a8307bdccf2b09c8d3b905f60f2dd768d3b6171fd206aa4588f2e936e.gif

2026-08-24 11:37:24 GMT

Checking BTC:USD when you wake up
https://blossom.primal.net/7296ae1f5eeff1e0c6f8e8a705f958869fa67680db106a130b430ba0ae6bc4f3.gif

2026-08-23 21:11:43 GMT

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Who are you gonna tell the stories to if you’re all one being?

2026-08-23 19:47:13 GMT

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I did some yesterday then some maintenance people threw drywall mud water all over the mint & ruined the soil I built for 5 years

2026-08-23 18:45:27 GMT

This is @nprofile…h2h8 when I ask him what he does
https://blossom.primal.net/f7abf22a245570fbd46c0fea452ac438557ba1ea4f36d287fabb5ff82b8dad6e.gif

2026-08-23 14:53:52 GMT

https://blossom.primal.net/a711a684c69a751c1b37a52faee94617048b035534a62b4d7c05c66dc2224807.png

2026-08-23 14:10:22 GMT

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It’s always down. They’re softening us up for the inevitable rug.

2026-08-23 12:25:46 GMT

Gm #coffeechain #feetleak #footstr #feetstr
https://blossom.primal.net/49a876bebb102e2a1212f78ae74868058f2cdfd5147f8a3974c4c61aeb35bef7.jpg

2026-08-23 01:20:11 GMT

GN
#Musicstr #Classical
https://blossom.primal.net/3a483fbcca171df8bf2316dc6c6445d360c655c20283b567a411c5ee6a4bfbb1.mp4

2026-08-21 15:54:29 GMT

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@nprofile…hken He’s coming for you…

2026-08-21 11:39:08 GMT

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/fcf75df571fdc30e817b6d8b7e55f69d1e2484231340e9449c1e49d0f56bff3b.jpg

2026-08-19 21:48:30 GMT

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2026-08-19 21:47:18 GMT

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People are monkeys

2026-08-19 21:46:08 GMT

https://blossom.primal.net/41540e74d89c4ef662ef0ba7ab8a45754ae9b757e53bef78464bc5fe3c22e122.jpg

2026-08-17 21:55:03 GMT

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Gtfo of whatever country you’re in where 3k is a 9 month issue and not a 1 month issue.

2026-08-17 19:44:41 GMT

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Good Afternoon
https://blossom.primal.net/bdae7fc49ea5faca7fc6851390e99d38dc204ec914d5a8815c6a6dc182304c89.jpg
#nevent1q…c9rk

2026-08-17 14:21:27 GMT

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A 3rd book already?

2026-08-17 14:20:30 GMT

RIP Hayden
#FeelsBadMan
https://blossom.primal.net/8da2b9b1bc60d2fe8561fb68dc0c9f777715bc7486487153637f8c87c77f8b32.jpg

2026-08-17 14:18:47 GMT

Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute, 1920
-Joseph Tomanek
#artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/99bd16fab17adf141c5c13641e36f58f58640c6a492a73d3a52e3b061e1e226d.jpg

2026-08-17 12:54:50 GMT

Gm
#coffeechain
https://blossom.primal.net/2ede16d126224f75a314bc3342766d4a3b9ac05fe8eb15a79bf5719778b76db5.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/03bf59a525c0b9a41af48c60f7207b813cdee43d6475218ae3abf10cdcf66b37.jpg

2026-08-16 23:36:16 GMT

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A 2d & 3d graph, fantastic

2026-08-16 23:34:52 GMT

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Never heard that he was a pedo but yea, he’s been dead for years. Died before the Queen.

2026-08-16 20:13:30 GMT

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This is better than a pill perscription

2026-08-16 20:09:43 GMT

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Intelligibility

2026-08-16 14:54:27 GMT

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The Kings English please

2026-08-16 13:44:19 GMT

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What do you do?

2026-08-16 10:54:49 GMT

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Do these people know that you’re drawing them?

2026-08-16 10:53:09 GMT

I saw this and immediately made up a little scenario in my head where @nprofile…rqnm was like “well he’s dead so that didn’t work out so well for him now did it”
Just to be clear, Ben only said this in my imagination.
Long live The soon to be available but very Limited Edition Peony Lane non alcoholic grape juice & or raisins. @npub17an…2c0c
https://blossom.primal.net/00755e182bb352b6bf195cf17a229f741c012b5b308489a844828e8139610d17.jpg

2026-08-16 01:42:23 GMT

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Actually yes I do.

2026-08-15 21:22:33 GMT

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Is it chanterelle season? I haven’t found any in over a decade.

2026-08-15 21:21:48 GMT

Wait did @nprofile…rapz's investment fund’s company’s users got rugged then he skipped a week of @nprofile…lnay after 300 weeks of never missing…
NVK is nowhere to be seen. What’s going on ?
@npub1guh…6hjy ???

2026-08-15 16:47:41 GMT

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Too many nips, not enough boobs

2026-08-15 16:42:08 GMT

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And listening, since you’re the speaker but also hear it. You’re selling yourself, that’s why you learn by teaching.

2026-08-15 16:41:23 GMT

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I should sell these stamps

2026-08-14 20:21:39 GMT

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Never seen him crashout. You on the otherhand…
https://blossom.primal.net/4e847afbb1a6668cdb2a66665c1fe82e069e250e9b0bf96ba34474dc0ce37f1a.gif

2026-08-14 19:39:51 GMT

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So you’re trying to say that @nprofile…lamr is dead? What are you on about?

2026-08-14 19:39:16 GMT

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You’ve become gae?

2026-08-14 18:55:43 GMT

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https://blossom.primal.net/fdf47240301e6da63dd9a5fbcf05bd88cef02bebf34aea74cdf21061bf681e80.gif

2026-08-14 18:55:31 GMT

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A delicious Friday crashout
https://blossom.primal.net/ebe72d024b04e3d7b20d7026d7b0f67fb76bf03bf3f4962382f5a0acc05351e0.gif
#nevent1q…zkwv

2026-08-14 18:48:53 GMT

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How does one borrow bitcoin into existence? I’m interested.
#nevent1q…zgq6

2026-08-14 18:47:23 GMT

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Surely not little boys like Kevin Spacey. @npub130m…vwjv

2026-08-14 18:46:21 GMT

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Good Afternoon
https://blossom.primal.net/8bd675dfc5d15d2d01e2f7716d25f9424a2e87488b704bb990e86c91796bf984.jpg
#nevent1q…nn7n

2026-08-14 18:42:47 GMT

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What do you do?

2026-08-14 18:34:54 GMT

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Let 20 something girlfriend decide

2026-08-14 14:28:39 GMT

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GM
https://blossom.primal.net/f12ecbc57410d35c0e64a15be5091e9192247ff04c5a0e5952bd55acef0f7311.jpg
#nevent1q…z7ka

2026-08-14 14:27:23 GMT

Mamífero num Vestido de Domingo, 2026
- Georgina M. Cox
#artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/345b145ba21caad3369cfbedeae1a796c35e2a564ffb5beb842475498c0d66c7.jpg

2026-08-14 12:29:58 GMT

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RIP SCOTT ADAMS
GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN

2026-08-14 09:57:31 GMT

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“Dear Basquiat, the year is 2026 & artists are still stealing your crown. “

2026-08-13 23:39:38 GMT

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Serious security researcher is determined by your findings not how people feel about your findings. If you’re right you’re right. Facts don’t have feelings.

2026-08-13 23:33:32 GMT

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Lucky you.

2026-08-13 23:32:16 GMT

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Security is not static

2026-08-13 00:51:47 GMT

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I was randomly thinking about this like 20 minutes ago. That’s so strange. I hadn’t seen it in years.

2026-08-13 00:33:05 GMT

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Kinda shid @nprofile…7pzx would make a 33 minute video about

2026-08-12 16:13:22 GMT

#coffeechain
https://blossom.primal.net/bd80cd8f13f9e5234da7345c51727245df98cdfb4ef924b172cc1d83ebf983b4.jpg

2026-08-12 14:53:16 GMT

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Was thinking of you and @nprofile…3s0e when I took this dogsh-t photo of a really pretty bird on a nice flower during my travels last week.
#photography #Artstr #BirdsArentReal
https://blossom.primal.net/af2d56c7b19e12ce2b08bea2c687fd2e016cbb2d58051ba6026f634f9f01b80b.jpg

2026-08-12 14:50:01 GMT

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Especially if like bbq