beejay

Twin Cities, MN native. Old lady, tech nerd, cookbook author. Purveyor of meat treats @ http://mailboxmeat.com & keto recipes @ https://ketobeejay.npub.pro/

Mostly carnivore for T2D

Faith >>> religion 🙏

I ♥ Cat Videos

#anarchist #agorist N=1

More about me: https://w3.do/ZFrDiLOP

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2025-01-17 18:46:28 GMT

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GM kitty

2025-01-17 16:46:07 GMT

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Found! *pets cat through screen*

2025-01-15 15:34:23 GMT

It is easy to dismiss anarchy as chaos, when in reality, it is peaceful.
#anarchism #agorism

2025-01-12 20:25:39 GMT

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#FuckYeahLinux #Linux #freedom

2025-01-12 02:46:51 GMT

#memestr #meatstr #steakstr #foodstr
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2025-01-10 21:34:36 GMT

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Is auto-follow suggested users an option where you can unselect people? I'll share this but I don't think my friends would care about most of the suggested follows.

2025-01-10 16:17:35 GMT

Today's recipe is a whole collection of my egg recipes - from sweet to savory and you don't even have to eat eggs just for breakfast!
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Link to collection: https://ketolish.us/keto-egg-recipes/ #foodster #cooking #keto #lowcarb #ketodiet #recipes #diabeticrecipes #eggs #breakfast

2025-01-09 23:12:58 GMT

Gray market self-employment ftw https://m.primal.net/NZlQ.png
#nevent1q…nwq5

2025-01-09 18:54:03 GMT

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Amethyst and Ditto lets you request deletion of notes.

2025-01-09 12:01:06 GMT

Handcrafted low sugar jerky for sats
Tender strips of low sugar beef jerky made with clean ingredients and no junk. Every batch is made by hand as you order within 1-2 days, and shipped via 2-3 day delivery (continental US only).
Classic & unique flavors: Plain Jane, Black Pepper, Sriracha (Chili Garlic), Sweet BBQ, Pizza Style, New Mexican Hatch Green Chile, Dill Pickle, Ghost Chili, and Curry Fire. Plus ground elk and ground bison jerky.
Get yours here: https://ketolish.us/buy-low-carb-beef-jerky-online
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2025-01-04 21:09:28 GMT

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Yep. Bitcoin is my new money (still have fiat debt to pay off, but bitcoin is fixing it)

2025-01-04 21:06:31 GMT

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Um, I'm just trying to zap sats on people's nostr notes 😅
You know...Satoshi Lightning? ⚡

2025-01-04 21:03:11 GMT

Can't Zap some people https://media.tenor.com/EGneBJlyNGoAAAAM/cat-crying-cat.gif

2025-01-04 15:50:27 GMT

Ground Elk Jerky (2-pack) Buy for SATS! (shipping to continental US only)
Chewy and tender delicious jerky strips made from lean ground meat and clean ingredients, and low in sugar.
https://ketolish.us/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/low-sugar-elk-jerky-1.png
More info & order: https://ketolish.us/product/elk-mild-jerky/

2025-01-04 15:41:31 GMT

Ground Bison Jerky (2-pack) Buy for SATS! (shipping to continental US only)
Chewy and tender delicious jerky strips made from lean ground meat and clean ingredients, and low in sugar. https://ketolish.us/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/low-sugar-bison-jerky.png
My ground bison jerky is made with the same ingredients as the Black Pepper jerky has (but without all the black pepper) to compliment the flavor of bison, which is very lean and tender. A drop of molasses (per lb of meat) and a bit of Allulose are added to give tenderness & flexibility so the meat treats won't be crumbly.
More info & order here https://ketolish.us/product/low-sugar-bison-jerky/

2025-01-04 12:49:45 GMT

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No idea. I need help updating my cookbook ebook. https://ketolish.us/d2k-buy-now/

2025-01-03 03:32:31 GMT

What in the type 2 diabetes diagnosis at age10 and living in a trailer park hell is this? 😩 https://m.primal.net/NPpo.png

2025-01-02 18:07:15 GMT

😄
#memestr #carnivore #ketovore https://m.primal.net/NPLM.png

2025-01-01 15:03:14 GMT

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Thank you 😁 Hope your 2025 is going OK so far 🙏

2025-01-01 12:20:33 GMT

Gm #nostr happy New Year, everybody #catstr https://media.tenor.com/Kx57WAFBDDgAAAAM/cat-blastoff.gif

2024-12-31 13:55:06 GMT

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Works for me on Firefox, too (Linux)

2024-12-30 22:53:50 GMT

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Embarrassed to say I've yet to see it. It's still on my watch list all these years 😬

2024-12-30 22:47:49 GMT

Today's recipe is my Turkey Chipotle Chili, perfect for this time of year when we look for comforting warm dishes to take the chill off our bones. Of course, you can make it with beef, chicken, or whatever other ground meats you like, but the ingredients in this version seem to complement turkey the best. Hope you enjoy! https://ketolish.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/Turkey-Chipotle-Chili.png Link: https://ketolish.us/recipes/turkey-chipotle-chili/ #foodstr #cooking #keto #lowcarb #recipes #diabeticrecipes #dairyfree #chili

2024-12-30 14:11:14 GMT

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I don't talk to men about my problems 🤣

2024-12-30 02:35:12 GMT

I don't know what's going on and I likely don't care. This is probably what you all look like:
https://m.primal.net/NLCv.jpg

2024-12-28 19:02:52 GMT

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Anything above freezing is t-shirt weather

2024-12-27 14:31:39 GMT

LOW STOCK JERKY ALERT
Help me clear my shelves!
There are limited quantities of a few flavors of my low-sugar jerky left. I will not make more fresh jerky until these are sold.
Grab what's left & pay with SATS at https://mailboxmeat.com/
Enjoy & Happy New Year #foodstr #jerky #jerkystr #meatstr #marketplace 🎉
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2024-12-22 17:56:06 GMT

How to order my low sugar ground beef (and bison) #jerky:
1. Go to my website, https://ketolish.us/buy-low-carb-beef-jerky-online/
2. Browse the online catalog, add items to your cart, and choose "Zap sats" at checkout, and I'll email you a lightning invoice.
That's it! Once paid, your order will be processed within 1-2 days (some stuff is in stock, ready to go, but most orders are made fresh), then shipped via priority mail.
Be sure to add my email address to your contacts to receive tracking info & future announcements.
Cheers,
-BJW
#foodstr #smallbusiness #v4v #shop #marketplace #shopnostr

2024-12-20 15:12:27 GMT

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2024-12-15 15:21:32 GMT

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Gn there are many other things going on today.

2024-12-15 01:14:47 GMT

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Accidentally deleted and reposted

2024-12-11 12:12:53 GMT

You don't have to buy bitcoin. You can earn it. Get creative and find ways to sell your talents and goods to the people who demand them that refuse to use fiat, and claim your spot in the counter-economy.

2024-12-02 17:27:37 GMT

4 #jerky orders ready to go!
For Rich, Joy, Dana, and Jared
#jerky #PoW #proofofwork #mailboxmeattreats
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2024-11-26 01:49:23 GMT

Please note: Any inquiries about jerky or orders should be emailed to me at:
[email protected]
Today I had a couple people tell me they sent a DM and I didn't respond.
I'm ultra-responsive and always reply if I get a message, usually within the day, if not a couple hours, so if you sent me a DM and did not hear back, something's wrong.
I've used Amethyst and Nostrudel for DMs but they are not always running on the same relays. Always email for business inquiries.
Thank you 💕

2024-11-24 21:04:04 GMT

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Totally old news. They've been doing that for at least 5 years now, that I'm aware of.

2024-11-15 16:05:55 GMT

Last time I checked, I still don't care what you think.

2024-11-14 14:57:43 GMT

All flavors now available at https://shopstr.store - please be sure to message me if you have questions about anything. I can also best be reached via email at [email protected].
#note1rxv…5z48

2024-11-14 02:23:22 GMT

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Oof. I wrote up a long reply on Amethyst in my original thread at least an hour ago, about what I think happened and now it's gone. wtf
No, the answer is I got the messages about each order but they both said "undefined" in the spots I assume are for user id or whatever. This is my first time, so I don't know what I was missing. See screen shot attached. https://m.primal.net/MCcB.png
So while I was editing listings, I wasn't aware that the listings would be posted to my notes here and someone ordered while I was changing things that weren't right. Somehow, the first four products I listed got duplicated instead of just taking my edits (I didn't have my signer on at the time, on my LibreWolf browser)
So someone must have ordered (via nostr notes) things that I later deleted and I wasn't aware anyone even could. I'm going to just have to wait it out to see who messages me about their order.
PS - if you go to my listings they're very explicit about shipping. Your listing options for shipping are: N/A, free, free/pickup, and added cost. I was following @npub1zzm…w5wy's example and used "Free/pickup" - I think that's all very confusing, without being able to tell, myself, how that works.
Would have been nice to know the listings would be instantly posted so I could be more careful. Also, found it weird that they would duplicate instead of just taking my edits, but that's probably because I had m signer off by accident and had to use my password for each listing to be published. l

2024-11-13 23:45:59 GMT

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@calvadev, can you help me?

2024-11-13 23:27:12 GMT

Someone just ordered (and paid for) some of my jerky via Shopstr and I have no way of knowing who you are and where to ship to, because you didn't follow my instructions on the listing! Please message me with your address & what you ordered (so I can make sure it was you). Thanks.

2024-11-13 20:37:24 GMT

Oh, I didn't realize that all the work I was doing behind the scenes on @nprofile…0uz8 to create listings for my jerky was gonna make a bunch of notes on my behalf and post them to my profile 😱
Well, there you have it, I guess. My jerky is all listed there now, under the Food category (and Physical).
Please note: The shipping is to US Contiguous states only.

2024-11-11 21:24:40 GMT

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Here's the backstory in a video I saw just today: (PS - The History Guy is a great YT channel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQCntDXqNMg

2024-11-11 20:57:48 GMT

Guys, here's what's left after my last big order. All other flavors are made to order.
Ground beef jerky
- Pizza Style
- Ghost Chili
- Sriracha
- Dill Pickle
Grab them here:
https://ketolish.us/shop-jerky
#jerky #meatstr #grownostr #beefjerky #elkjerky #bisonjerky
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2024-11-09 16:58:03 GMT

Today's recipe is my Biscuits & Sausage Gravy, adapted to be totally low carb and keto friendly. I can't take full credit for the baking mix used to make the biscuits, but I think they're as close to real biscuits as you can get. Hope you enjoy!
https://ketolish.us/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/IMG_20180217_125130-1024x828.jpg #foodstr #cooking #keto #lowcarb #recipes https://ketolish.us/recipes/low-carb-biscuits-sausage-gravy/

2024-11-05 15:31:25 GMT

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"I voted" = "I am governable."

2024-11-05 02:12:22 GMT

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Which hell thread is that? (I probably don't wanna know)

2024-10-29 21:27:49 GMT

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Ha I love Mr. Bean / Rowan Atkinson!
I'm just distracted and need to concentrate on some very dumb but unfortunately important stuff. https://media.tenor.com/d_kJ5_e_vY8AAAAC/evil-cat.gif

2024-10-27 23:37:47 GMT

Fuck yo couch!
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2024-10-26 13:06:50 GMT

Gm Happy #Caturday everybody #grownostr #catstr
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2024-10-25 01:49:15 GMT

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Well, you do have a few options.
1. If you purchased the kindle content via Amazon, you can follow these steps to read it free on computer desktop (Mac, PC) https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=GZSM7D8A85WKPYYD
2. You can try to source the PDF content at https://annas-archive.org, which it brings together all the Libgen forks, Zlib, and The Internet Archive/Open Library
3. Look up using Calibre ebook reader/creator/editor

2024-10-25 00:55:20 GMT

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💯

2024-10-25 00:52:36 GMT

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We really did 💕 https://media.tenor.com/RusIdB6WS-IAAAAM/cat-high-five.gif

2024-10-21 01:30:43 GMT

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Yep! I'm still looking, but I collected a couple...
https://speedypostage.com/pricing
https://cryptopostage.info/
https://btcpostage.com (rates not discounted)
https://shiphero.com/

2024-10-20 19:10:11 GMT

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Cool. You're my first btc by mail order AND the first order I used a btc-only shipping service for.
I've had people buy a package w/btc at the markets in person. Only two though! And none of them were on chain.

2024-10-18 16:04:52 GMT

Even worse to note...
Almost none of these things existed (or were rare cases) before 1970s
#note1kac…mt4q

2024-10-17 21:59:58 GMT

Today's recipe is not posted anywhere else yet (they're usually from my website or my ebook). Enjoy, it's soup season!
Meatball Vegetable Soup
1 lb ground meat
(I used turkey this time)
1 egg
1/2 cup crumbs or almond flour
1/2 tsp salt
Fresh black pepper
Poultry seasoning to taste
Mix & form balls, bake 15 mins @ 375 F
Meanwhile sauté carrots/onion/celery/garlic in your soup pot, add 8 cups broth, meatballs, parsley & rosemary, simmer 20 mins.
Optional: Add cooked rice (I used finely chopped cauliflower)
#soupstr #SoupClub #foodstr #cooking #soup
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2024-10-15 03:01:28 GMT

#GN you weirdos https://media0.giphy.com/media/HwF2mDkVbA0NO/200w.gif

2024-10-15 02:57:29 GMT

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Apparently, bookmarks are ordered by the time they were posted, not in the order they were bookmarked? Ugh. So this was definitely in my bookmarks, but it is a post that is older than another post I bookmarked, so that one is at the top. Confusing, at best.

2024-10-15 02:51:05 GMT

Reposting bc bookmarks aren't working for me 😡
#note1c6h…7a6s

2024-10-15 02:47:35 GMT

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2024-10-15 02:41:37 GMT

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2024-10-15 02:40:01 GMT

wtf I have DAYS' worth of bookmarked notes missing
going to go cry now https://media0.giphy.com/media/ihiIj3GOovn1FuSaYl/giphy.gif

2024-10-15 02:08:55 GMT

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😂

2024-10-15 02:04:24 GMT

I went to UK/Europe last fall, and most of my time there was devoted to walking for hours and hours in search of cathedrals and churches to stand and just gaze at.
#note1frt…97hd

2024-10-15 02:02:03 GMT

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😂

2024-10-15 01:55:16 GMT

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Oh deer

2024-10-15 01:53:45 GMT

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Fat chicks go to the gym and still can't catch a break? K.

2024-10-15 01:52:21 GMT

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😅 https://media0.giphy.com/media/q1KLLp3PWOnA5VWO8h/giphy.gif

2024-10-15 01:50:05 GMT

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But it's got electrolytes! https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7TKTTvetgPm4AhHO/200.gif

2024-10-15 01:49:18 GMT

💯
#note1a4k…9v5v

2024-10-15 01:42:28 GMT

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Would like to see this feature in "Taste" theme if the devs will be so kind

2024-10-15 01:38:46 GMT

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I hear Buc-ees is like taking a trip to the Magic Kingdom...

2024-10-15 01:37:53 GMT

It might be the first of many...but for now, I'm sharing a collection of my food/recipe/cooking nostr notes posted so far here on a website I built quickly and easily with @npub1pr4…mkzp
https://m.primal.net/LWMt.png
Here it is: https://ketobeejay.npub.pro/

2024-10-15 01:27:35 GMT

Please add me to your invite list/group? I'm in St. Paul and would like to follow your group discussions/plans. Referred by TJ
#note1seg…zhnf

2024-10-15 01:12:43 GMT

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The only help I *might* need... "here, put this thing over there" (makes sure to point)
Otherwise, get out lol

2024-10-15 01:11:51 GMT

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100% this
gtfo my kitchen lmao

2024-10-15 01:10:56 GMT

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Sooo, is each chip a different flavor, or are they all flavored with a combo of these? Floor sweepin's lol

2024-10-15 01:09:44 GMT

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lmao

2024-10-15 01:07:39 GMT

Breakfast for tomorrow? #foodstr #cooking #quiche
#note1hh5…dtur

2024-10-15 01:06:15 GMT

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2024-10-15 01:05:32 GMT

I really enjoyed this look at Cookery Shows by Harry Hill, possibly my new favorite humorist. #foodstr #cooking #humor #britishhumor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzTgB9HDvaA

2024-10-15 00:58:41 GMT

#foodstr
#note1y8r…40n6