Jonty Wareing

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2024-06-05 20:43:26

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If anyone has drone photos of Thursday afternoon, specifically covering the area behind stage B, I would really like to see them

2024-06-05 20:39:19

If you are the person who abandoned a tent full of crap at EMF: We are going to find you.
You have enraged a group of people who enjoy puzzles and suddenly have a lot of free time.
Run.

2024-06-01 22:51:01

Appropriate warning signage has been deployed #emfcamp
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/112/543/325/701/635/054/original/c202ec148406e37a.jpeg

2024-05-22 18:20:47

Whoever is absolutely blasting "Things Can Only Get Better" outside Number 10 while Sunak tries to announce a general election deserves an award

2024-05-18 19:57:03

Wales has launched their own "metaverse" and it is indistinguishable from Second Life circa 2006.
There is a big dragon. There are small dragons. You can ride a cable car. I have met exactly one other player.
https://visitwales.com/metaverse
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2024-04-13 20:16:28

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@npub1f6a…pnql a) How easy is it to sell things via tiktok
b) Is there a maximum amount of postage they'll cover
Asking for someone who wants to import a hovercraft

2024-04-05 18:09:55

"My Desires Are Unconventional" but its my ebay watchlist

2024-03-13 16:13:03

It is incredibly rare that someone submits a proposal to EMF that is so stupendously ludicrous I don't even bother figuring out the rough feasibility, but here we are.
And I am a man who has seriously investigated hiring crew to move a large ship from another country, for fun.
Wednesday. I never could handle Wednesday.

2024-02-05 21:29:13

Every single year before we open the @npub1afx…r76s Call for Participation I am exhausted and questioning why I do this.
Then you all submit things and all the things are amazing and I want to see all the things and there are SO MANY THINGS.
And I remember exactly why I do this.

2024-01-10 00:05:00

A personal request for DJs to overuse this University Challenge clip at @npub1afx…r76s in June
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/111/728/483/580/267/219/original/b06a47c7845e5011.mp4

2024-01-08 01:34:59

Just got up to see who was playing techno in a car outside the house.
It was our dishwasher. I've danced to worse.

2023-12-22 03:11:59

Really struggling with my tinnitus at the moment and I'm unconvinced by the new therapies.
If you've had successful tinnitus treatment I'd love to hear about it!
If you don't have tinnitus: WEAR EARPLUGS. Seriously, if you go to a gig please wear earplugs. You do not want this.

2023-10-09 17:40:47

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@npub19lt…qfjk LED matrix you say.... I have one of those you can borrow too, as well as an excess of LED panels we are giving away: https://led.limehouselabs.org/docs/giveaway/
What's this for anyway?

2023-10-09 16:32:08

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@npub19lt…qfjk That's feasible with an expander lens on it. You absolutely cannot use this to project where people may be walking (or able to access) though, these lasers are a blinding risk.
How much text (approx characters) are you hoping to show on the infoboard?

2023-10-09 16:11:16

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@npub19lt…qfjk How much text, at what size, and at what distance?
Lasers work by wiggling mirrors really fast, so they hit physical limits depending on how many positions they need to wiggle to, and the distance between the positions.
Smallest option is the lasercube: https://www.laseros.com
Happy to loan mine, I have a USB 2W model kicking around.

2023-09-09 15:33:07

would anybody like an ASK NOT FOR WHO THE VENGABUS IS COMING / IT IS COMING FOR THEE sticker because I have a lot of ASK NOT FOR WHO THE VENGABUS IS COMING / IT IS COMING FOR THEE stickers
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2023-09-04 18:11:37

The manufacturer says it "will technically work fine" and that they "would recommend it if you were in a warzone" but that "it is not safe or a good idea for civilian purposes".
They then begged me to "please consider buying or renting a horse trailer"

2023-09-03 17:01:06

If you own a hovercraft and can get it to Burning Man, you will be on every news site for a month

2023-09-01 19:23:53

Celebrated our wedding anniversary by staying in a converted radar research facility overlooking a nuclear power station. Recommended.

2023-08-07 14:32:59

"SMASH THE ORBS" is an incredible rallying cry
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2023-02-06 16:44:59

Favourite thing I've learned in 2023: Rosenthaler Platz U-Bahn station in Berlin is entirely decorated with radioactive uranium glazed tiles.
@npub1hpf…wl4q visited with a geiger counter to check.
https://chaos.social/@gigabecquerel/109818433760462038
https://assets.chaos.social/media_attachments/files/109/818/559/344/027/997/original/0d68077bdb2c4ca9.mp4