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talks to Airbnb tennants, opens the gate, turns lights on and off, and translates provided tourist guides house rules, and shit, mostly. Still beta, but that's what I'm working on ATM and it seems like it's a pretty darn good way to approach the issue of people annoying you all the time instead of reading damn manual.

2026-08-14 12:06:31 GMT

So I've been fucking around with ZeroClaw (minimalistic rust port of OpenClaw) for a couple of days, and I must say I'm rather happy with it. Does the job and doesn't even burn tokens like crazy. Runs on a minimal Alpine proxmox LXC that only eats up like 5 MB of ram most of the time.

2026-08-12 11:40:07 GMT

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depends. How much they pay for interviews these days? 😂

2026-08-11 18:09:32 GMT

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2026-08-10 11:05:11 GMT

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no, it really isn't. You're an engineer, you'll figure this out eventually ;)
I mean, it's basically internal combustion engine vs external combustion engine here in Europe. And then you gotta drag a ton worth of batteries with ya everywhere you go. Think about it ;)

2026-08-10 10:58:42 GMT

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good for you that you've finally decided to stop being a total collectivism-oriented commie and got yourself some wheels. Now you just gotta get rid of that battery shit, get a real gas car and you're golden. No rush though - I know the transition can be traumatic. Baby steps, ya know - whenever you're ready lol

2026-08-06 10:53:28 GMT

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you find cats and dogs hot? I'm confused. Are you, like, non-halal Muslim with allergy for goats or something? 🤨🤔😂

2026-08-06 10:34:12 GMT

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easy!

2026-08-06 10:18:18 GMT

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stop wasting global ram supply will ya? I mean, shit! We need some fuckin' sticks on the consumer market that we can actually afford yo!

2026-08-05 12:03:49 GMT

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it's only excuses if you're ashamed of your alcoholism instead of embracing it as a badge of honor. Something tells me that Hemingway was an embracing type ;)

2026-08-05 11:28:52 GMT

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guess it depends on his supply of mojitos. I mean, given how he once famously said that he drinks to make other people funny and all lol

2026-08-05 11:22:04 GMT

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he'd prolly mostly just sip his drink of choice, which in his case apparently was mojito, and troll everyone. I personally dig that

2026-08-05 10:54:55 GMT

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yeah, pretty much

2026-08-05 10:48:20 GMT

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Hemingway, hands down.

2026-08-05 06:05:46 GMT

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it's spelled "shady", not "shade" in the case of the good doctor here ;)

2026-08-05 05:13:52 GMT

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oh please. The good doctor doesn't know what color his tie is ;)

2026-08-04 08:30:34 GMT

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assuming you're one of the "misery loves company" people - welcome to the club lol

2026-08-04 06:04:21 GMT

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what's important is that you don't need an ID to vote in national elections lol

2026-08-03 16:19:12 GMT

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https://youtu.be/Crehmj8Y1Yo

2026-08-03 16:06:54 GMT

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come to Italy without knowing the language - you'll get pretty much the same vibe but without the smell of fish everywhere ;)

2026-08-03 15:58:22 GMT

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this is kinda bullshit though. I mean, sure, new Delhi is a cesspool for the most part, but then again there are nice neighborhoods there as well, while Chernobyl is still an exclusion zone and it's only clean (mostly) because hardly anyone lives there to make a mess ;)

2026-07-10 06:35:35 GMT

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well, fuck. Can't set up some sort of remote monitoring, maybe based on power consumption, so at least you would need to watch the thing all the time?

2026-07-10 06:14:20 GMT

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technology is your friend, my man. A wearable screen plus some pocketable smart tv thing like this combo (that's the exact setup I have) and there you have it - you can hang out with old people all day long provided a phone charger ;)
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2026-07-10 06:07:08 GMT

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in places like Rome they basically made the amount of pavement available for cars smaller, so they only increased the chances of collisions, methinks. But then, they do generate a whole lot of tickets for crossing the line, so I guess they do serve a purpose.

2026-07-10 05:34:11 GMT

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I personally believe that people who are dumb enough to die riding a bike in heavy car traffic should be allowed to do that. For the betterment of the gene pool, of course. I'm an environmentalist like that, ya know.

2026-04-16 13:56:11 GMT

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but then, I suppose it's not really critical for a normal person, considering it's AMD system. It would make a real difference if it was an Intel CPU though. Those suckers need dual channel memory to enable Iris xe graphics, you see. If you have all your ram shoved into one slot, all you get is Intel HD graphics, so no acceleration to speak of

2026-04-16 13:48:42 GMT

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well, if @npub1f8f…6p6p is planning on upgrading the laptop within the next two years, sure. Given the RAM prices these days it would be expensive. But realistically, 32 gb is plenty even for gaming and super heavy office use. I mean, we're talking a laptop here ;)

2026-04-16 13:39:47 GMT

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noice setup! But if I can make a suggestion, if you can go back and alter your order, split your RAM into two banks (slots) you know, instead of having 32 gb in one slot, have them install you 16 gb sticks in both slots. This way you get the same amount of ram, but with twice the access speed ;)

2026-04-16 12:57:08 GMT

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which one did you grab?

2026-04-16 07:51:39 GMT

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central Italy - right next to Rome

2026-04-16 07:43:32 GMT

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personally, non whatsoever. But my neighbor keeps coming back to them, and he says they're great.

2026-04-16 07:22:29 GMT

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take a look at this Dutch company. They're solid and they'll even ship you the computer with Linux preinstalled if you want
https://www.skikk.eu

2026-04-11 12:36:05 GMT

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that being said though, if I was in charge of Spain, I'd absolutely go the other way. The way I see it, them Iranian mullahs need to be put in their place, so there's that. I just don't agree with Trump's approach and his retarded rethorics, ya know.

2026-04-11 12:29:19 GMT

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yeah, I suppose you're right. But since it's Saturday and I'm sitting at a bar sipping n-th beer, I sort of feel like yapping. My most since apologies lol

2026-04-08 11:30:07 GMT

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man, I wish I could say you are right, but sadly, tHe way I see it, Trump's doing victory laps over his own quitting. If what I'm getting from the associated press is true (and I have no reason to think they'd be lying), we're literally back to square one. Look at this, my man.
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2026-01-07 08:48:03 GMT

<<Russia sends navy ships to guard oil tanker being pursued by US forces>>
Because there's never enough shitshow.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c7v0deypjl4o

2026-01-05 09:26:11 GMT

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and just how would that make it harder?

2025-12-24 20:53:02 GMT

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happy Christmas is basically happy holidays light. Fuck that commie shit!

2025-12-24 20:23:10 GMT

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I've heard great many booms

2025-12-21 21:24:51 GMT

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he sure is. But then, who isn't. The way I see it, it's just a matter of degrees. What makes Curry special is the fact that he's also a spineless deepshit.

2025-12-21 21:15:38 GMT

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he sure has sensitive feelers

2025-12-21 16:26:24 GMT

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that's where you're wrong. Big time. Filipinos are more like midget Spanish than Asians. Perks of colonization 🤣

2025-12-21 16:24:09 GMT

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she's a Filipino, not a Cambodian or Thai ;)

2025-12-21 16:20:35 GMT

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I tried deep fried scorpion in Thailand once and it was kindaz like, meh. But then, maybe if they're done right... 🤔

2025-12-21 15:52:51 GMT

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well, they're kinda cool. There's definitely the "wow factor". Plus they're super low maintenance pets. Spiders can go for weeks without food. Scorpions for months.

2025-12-21 15:43:23 GMT

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I usually don't have much empathy for lower forms of life, like invertebrates, socialist and such, but here I do feel guilty. I should have rigged some sort of failsafe. Damn

2025-12-21 15:36:34 GMT

Fuuuuuuuuuck! 5 of my rarest scorpions got cooled alive because the thermostat failed! God fuckin' dammit!

2025-12-20 12:47:13 GMT

Mew china junk just came. I must say that as far as 30-ish euro BT/USB/dongle-wireless keyboards go, this motherfucker looks pretty darn good. Scissors-style switches, the chassis actually is machined aluminum as advertised so there's almost no flex there, and it comes with a cable, unlike that EU stuff!
They come with a bunch of color schemes too. Here's the AliExpress link if anyone's interested I just found this on AliExpress:
https://a.aliexpress.com/_Ezhf11K
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2025-12-08 13:20:42 GMT

I was experimenting with AI chat bots, and look at this shit! Some of them aren't entirely retarded 😂
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2025-12-01 20:30:00 GMT

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fucker's the size of a swan and hangs out with ducks, so I really don't think so. Besides, it's late autumn. Hardly googling season ;)

2025-12-01 13:28:01 GMT

That's what you get when a mallard duck fucks a swan
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2025-11-29 19:05:56 GMT

Imagine an old guy watching your kids all year round and then sneaks into their bedroom through the chimney on Christmas.
How do you not gun down the fucker?!

2025-11-29 18:42:22 GMT

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well, assuming you're right and I'm wrong, double fuck them! After all, everything Greek is fuckin' gay as fuck!
... Maybe except for ouzo....🤔😂

2025-11-29 18:32:33 GMT

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nowadays, probably so. But historically, Philistines did live in today's Gaza back in the iron age.
Frankly, I'm inclined to believe that they were an offshoot of the Israelites

2025-11-29 18:24:45 GMT

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how they didn't come from there though? It's all semites and they all originated in what was once called Judea and now is called Palestine (geographically speaking). It's just that some of those desert dwellers went for goatfucking because Muhammad had a heat stroke or whatever.

2025-11-29 18:18:48 GMT

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you're not wrong. The heritage they claim today is nonsense. It's like them people living in Rome today claiming the Roman Empire's heritage. But the land itself and it's history is absolutely real. All I'm saying.

2025-11-29 18:12:18 GMT

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oh c'mon. They do have history. I mean, Palestine was a thing since, like, 3000 bc. And their engineering nowadays is kinda impressive if you'll give it justice. Can you make a rocket projectile out of some scavenged sewer pipes and shit without a proper machine shop? Personally, I find that kinda impressive.
I mean, fuck them, obviously, but you gotta give credit where credit is due

2025-11-29 17:21:25 GMT

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And I'm not saying that the camp never existed or that it wasn't a genocide. I personally mer people who've been interned there. One of them was my ex's grandmother. But the scale is just a fuckin' nonsense. Because, ya know, physics and shit.

2025-11-29 17:09:13 GMT

According to the official Soviet accounts, Auschwitz camp had 52 retorts for cremating bodies. Cremation in modern crematorium takes 2 to 3 hours. Then you need to cool the thing down, so you're talking 3-4 hours per cadaver per retort minimum, not accounting for maintenance or even the fact that those things weren't as efficient as modern gear.
Auschwitz camp was operated for roughly 5 years and apparently 1.1 million people died there. All cremated so there's no skeletal remains. Time loop? 🤔

2025-11-29 15:33:09 GMT

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Non of the above. The correct answer is COMMUNISM

2025-11-29 12:16:40 GMT

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yup. Can't ruffle people's feelers. It's a crime and whatnot

2025-11-29 12:01:59 GMT

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yeah, don't. Don't use linkedIn either.

2025-11-27 20:01:36 GMT

Hey what happens to those pardoned turkeys? There's some sort of government-ran farm where they keep them till they drop dead of old age? 🤔

2025-11-27 14:08:32 GMT

Today I'm real glad I don't live in the US. As far as I'm concerned, turkey is dog food at best, so the concept of eating it and calling it holiday is fuckin' repugnant.
Still though. Happy Thanksgiving, my American frienemies!

2025-11-24 20:13:49 GMT

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well, Moloch, or Molech, whatever, apparently is a god of some sort too, so it does technically make sense, I guess 🤔🤣
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moloch

2025-11-24 18:56:45 GMT

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there's always this shit if you mess things up 🤣
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2025-11-24 18:53:09 GMT

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yeah, there's no way in hell you could hang a router on two strings and expect it to actually work. But hey. Have you seen those inkjet printers for walls? Now that's some cool shit!
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2025-11-24 08:54:24 GMT

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and frankly, if you feel like building yourself a CNC for more than 1000 bucks, just get yourself 4 SBR-style rails with bearings, 3 lead screws with nuts, some stepper motors, bolt it to your workbench and there you have it. This way you can actually machine something and chances are you'll pay even less.
Check this shit out: 118-ish bucks for a pair of 2210mm long supported rails with bearings and bearing blocks!
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2025-11-24 08:43:24 GMT

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no, but I've seen those. And it's a cool concept, but considering that you can buy a large vinyl plotter for like 250 bucks and stick a pen on the fucker.... Ya know... 😉

2025-11-21 11:31:03 GMT

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Let's see 🤔🤣

2025-11-21 11:29:13 GMT

Pauline Wayne the cow, Rebecca the coon, Billy the possum and Monica the cocksucker.
What was the coolest Whitehouse quadruped? Vote below!
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2025-11-21 11:18:46 GMT

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there's something about guys named Bill, isn't it. I don't think it's a coincidence lol
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2025-11-21 11:00:21 GMT

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this isn't technically true. Or at least doesn't have to be. I mean, sure. All mammals die, but organisms as complex as lobsters can technically be immortal. Look it up. A lobster won't die of old age alone. Just like hydras and some species of jellyfish.

2025-11-21 10:43:45 GMT

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well in that case, she needs to be gagged too. I fuckin' hate when they start yapping Mexican

2025-11-21 10:39:58 GMT

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now you're just nit-picking. Double condom, beer goggles and she passes just fine.

2025-11-21 10:36:56 GMT

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oh dude! I bet ya she'd be considered white in goddamn Poland!

2025-11-21 10:29:38 GMT

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Aryan_peoples
Funny how that goes, huh? 🤣

2025-11-21 10:27:15 GMT

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She definitely looks whiter than I look in the summer. I bet ya she's Aryan!

2025-11-21 10:11:44 GMT

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she's literally as white or even whiter than me tho. They redefined fuckin' colors too? 🤔

2025-11-19 18:57:29 GMT

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you just gotta hold, bro.
Totally not a ginormous pyramids scheme, btw

2025-11-19 18:28:49 GMT

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those are different animals tho. Here in Europe we have actual boar. You know, wild swine. Those they gun down from helicopters in the states are feral pigs. And funny enough, actual wild boar is way smaller than a feral pig in Texas. But then, a swine is a swine I guess 🤔🤣

2025-11-19 18:24:45 GMT

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why not. We can even go gun down some wild pig together. No quotas on those where I live, ya know 😉

2025-11-19 18:21:58 GMT

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does it really? I was always told it taste like chicken 🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣

2025-11-19 18:15:36 GMT

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I'm at a bar and the wife's back home, ruining the boar I whacked and chopped up into a goulash myself.
I think I'll have a few more beers before I'll come back. You know, just to have something in my stomach in case her creation's completely uneatable

2025-11-19 18:02:22 GMT

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that's how they roll!

2025-11-19 15:04:30 GMT

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yes

2025-11-19 14:10:37 GMT

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just salt? Not even black pepper? 🤔

2025-11-19 13:26:36 GMT

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I kinda question the notion that your average resident of Gaza gives a flying fuck either way. I'd bet they couldn't care less whether it's Israel, Palestine, Egypt, Zimbabwe or whatever else, for as long as the bombs stop falling on their heads. Normal people just want to live their lives. Allegiances be damned. Just saying, man.

2025-11-19 10:35:16 GMT

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look at the bright side: gray snow is always better than yellow snow. Never eat ye yellow snow 🤣🤣🤣

2025-11-19 10:33:50 GMT

Fallout 3 and fallout new Vegas available for free on prime gaming for the next 7 days. Don't miss out if you're already paying for prime anyways ;)
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2025-11-19 10:04:54 GMT

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weather's racist!

2025-11-19 09:25:27 GMT

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sounds like delusional disorder to me, but I actually understand human speech so it's obvious not a diagnosis lol

2025-11-19 09:03:13 GMT

<<EU imposes quotas to curb imports of ferro-alloys>>
Can't run blast furnaces on solar panels and windmills, can't stop taxing fuel like it was cocaine or something, so import quotas, obviously. That will save European metal industry. Fuck yeah!
Where do they find all those imbeciles?....
https://www.reuters.com/world/china/eu-imposes-quotas-curb-imports-ferro-alloys-2025-11-18/

2025-11-18 12:20:42 GMT

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my starlink was down for about 15 minutes too.
Prolly Putin's fault lol

2025-11-18 11:23:05 GMT

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brilliant!
And yeah, @npub1gx2…4lmh vents work just fine for that kind of stuff, but only if you keep your container in a heated room. You see, to have a decent air exchange you need a vent in the bottom and a v not in the top to have some convection relying on the fact that the air inside is always warmer inside the box than outside the box. But the thing is that if you keep the shit outside or in an unheathered garage, you'd be just wasting energy on heating the environment

2025-11-18 10:45:12 GMT

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air exchange in my heated winter bug boxes.
You see, I have them made out of XPS insulation panels and they're almost hermetic. I kinda figured that rigging some sort of large-ish aquarium air pump to the thing would be better than opening the damn thing every day just so the bugs wouldn't suffocate, but then I need to know how much air I'm actually pumping inside

2025-11-18 10:20:28 GMT

Anyone knows if they make those kind of solid state flow sensors, only for air instead of water? 🤔
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2025-11-17 17:09:15 GMT

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not with me. I actually hate spaghetti. Frankly, I don't get why people eat that stuff when there's plenty of other types of pasta, and all of them way less messy.