𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 Mister Łister

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2024-08-19 23:52:47

I'm just vibing, listening to some blackgaze, it's nighttime, I'm on a high story balcony and I'm just seriously enjoying the view of the skyline of the city
Yes I've had moments like this last time I went camping but my point moreso is that I hope everyone of my friends has moments like this. Just staring off into space and enjoying the space you're staring off into

2024-08-17 05:03:22

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Ask me if I give a flip cause I don't they've sponsored some of the best tournaments in the age of empires scene

2024-08-15 00:22:07

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On God?

2024-08-15 00:20:39

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bet

2024-08-15 00:19:56

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No you won't

2024-08-15 00:18:36

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cope

2024-08-15 00:17:40

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No, I'm sure God has a sense of humour

2024-08-15 00:10:43

Driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigorously m a s t u r b a t i n g
Swerving and I'm screaming and I violenently cum I CUM

2024-08-12 23:40:30

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No u

2024-08-12 22:36:40

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Long day at the ball crushing factory today yea I was working a stupid brownoid at one of the two person stations

2024-08-12 22:31:04

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oh frigg I mispelt it thanks

2024-08-12 05:48:19

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or maybe her or management doesn't want her tattoos on display idk

2024-08-12 05:46:55

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Now that I think of it she's wearing long sleeve shirts in the summer
Sure she's working at a grocery store but she might have actually cut herself
I want her bros....

2024-08-12 05:45:18

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She's skinny but she has light tattoos
And yea I'm down bad for her she's got like six peircings in her left ear

2024-08-11 23:05:46

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"IN THIS ECONOMY?!"

2024-08-09 03:34:33

Just realized the Olfa knife I yoinked from work is missing the cap at the bottom
Guess I just gotta yoink another one then

2024-08-09 01:24:44

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No
https://i.poastcdn.org/a22f896e6c6c55bdca42af7f353a69e29a016567a142025478bcc60baae49068.jpeg

2024-08-09 01:09:05

:catnoearschef:
https://i.poastcdn.org/e355480e5b23273adb03415985bcdaa2f8f397b5e3aa239ae4ca820ad265fea4.jpeg

2024-08-08 22:03:34

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Hey I recognize that album cover

2024-08-08 21:01:52

"Babe you're being hysterical, the only time I 'gaslight' is when I put a lighter in front of my butt before I fart"

2024-08-08 16:22:16

A nice old Eastern European lady called me a smart boy ☺️

2024-08-08 14:13:53

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Whoa man I gotta sit down I think I'm going to be(((sick))) (I am already sitting down as I am on my break)

2024-08-08 01:31:56

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oh man they're huffing and puffing they're going got do it now it's going to send the world in turmoil it's going to happen they're going to do it now sure we'll have to go to work tomorrow but it's going to happen they're going to do ir

2024-08-04 03:56:47

Chat is this guy for real
#note14l6…g2ug

2024-08-04 03:42:10

Chat what the flip is this
https://i.poastcdn.org/317f020ce911814e21f20820fd8262482df3e9bf8cc5a0b11f72c32faa5607bc.png

2024-08-03 23:40:02

Keyboard has been washed and is drying atm
Tummy full with Thai curry, some rice and a slice of sourdough fried in olive oil
Nap time

2024-08-03 22:38:30

My barber had Pantera on while I was getting my cut hh
https://i.poastcdn.org/49d3a76858fbf79f24d869755afdde4dc5046fc2336fae7c8ab0238145af4276.mp4

2024-08-03 06:29:18

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bring snacks for when you go for break then you're going to not only lose weight but also not have the appetite to eat anything solid with this heat

2024-08-03 06:16:18

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If you can apologize for this surely you can apologize for not knowing what a crowbar looks like

2024-08-03 04:46:48

The beers are hitting so I'm just going to say it
I want to lick golf cart ladie's armpits

2024-08-02 21:41:02

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THAT IS FLAT
PRYBARS ARE FLAT NO MATTER HOW LONG
IT THE BAR HAS TO BE ROUND FOR IT TO BE A CROWBAR

2024-08-02 21:17:14

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BUT IT IS NOT A MISTAKE
I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOOT
YOU DO NOT

2024-08-02 21:16:01

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What a terrible photoshop job

2024-08-02 01:08:16

@npub15kj…zlnx Giving me hella sus vibes now since I believe in profile picture Physiognomy

2024-08-01 04:59:16

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Not once in that poast does he bring up the "SMO"

2024-08-01 04:18:13

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>sonnenrad and swastica in handle
>says russia was not as bad as the west during ww2
You niggas are so cooked I swear

2024-08-01 01:09:39

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True, I saw her today :3

2024-07-30 22:24:24

I started no fap to gain some confidence and self control but all I got was a reputation for atrocious poasts and a crush on a hag

2024-07-30 22:02:48

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No she just works in the quality control department

2024-07-30 21:12:20

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I just want you stop over working yourself, this us what friends do

2024-07-30 21:04:03

I didn't see the pretty hag at work today :blobcatcry:
(this is so sad fedifriends pls drop anime foxgirls or armpits below)

2024-07-28 07:36:55

>A friend of mine got the "redpill" booklet by goyimtv from some fit dude in college
Okay which one of you fuggers was this
Show yourself

2024-07-28 04:00:54

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Yea you're an incel because you spend all day moping on the fedi about it and act like a cunt whenever someone tries to give you advice to break out of the cycle

2024-07-28 03:55:32

These are the niggas that are brick reacting your hornt poasts
https://i.poastcdn.org/48b62358b3a019a12123438a17bc4a51e08adab52b9f3713b24250b6553cb9b8.png

2024-07-27 23:15:50

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That's a gnostic heresy tho

2024-07-27 21:36:31

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tf you nibbas effort poasting for under my shitpoast

2024-07-27 17:18:54

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The suit pants on the pretty hag at work are so tight I think I saw the outline of her underwear and it made my balls tingle

2024-07-27 17:14:09

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🧩

2024-07-27 04:06:45

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Don't tell me that's the girl that the whole cuckbox thing that ended TWP happened over

2024-07-27 01:27:48

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I'm here for it brother it's one of the best sketches out of the show

2024-07-26 23:02:01

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How are you just finding this out now lol

2024-07-26 21:30:24

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What the fuck
https://i.poastcdn.org/cc24a5ef809c6f85ed7aad345ab6b74d3ae4854238ce7f34eaf5933921d2aa76.jpeg

2024-07-26 19:32:37

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I'm a cat with no ears!

2024-07-26 02:54:01

Found a way to bring a mix of vinegar, maple syrup and salt to work for my water at work (which essentially makes a gatorade for dirt cheap, and probably healthier too)
https://i.poastcdn.org/6624db3f9a49f3a7f3824743d13129bd07d89ebac5d56df44bad20252dfeeb7a.jpg

2024-07-24 23:39:47

AYO DONNIE
I JUST RUBBED MY EYES AFTER HANDLING SOME CUT ONIONS
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT YOU ORANGE STINKY

2024-07-24 15:36:28

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Meow *smashes my testicles with a comicallly oversized rubber mallet right in front of you *
https://i.poastcdn.org/55658b16821572cf8bbd1c98cd2d57b789fa044bb42cce8a077bdc634a7d0430.png

2024-07-24 01:18:15

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Owl?

2024-07-23 19:50:54

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I have till the end of August. I'm going out of the country for two weeks, I don't think the place is going to want to keep me hired on if I do that lolol

2024-07-23 14:53:20

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Yes, not only looks but her personality too it seems from the interactions I've had with her

2024-07-23 14:52:19

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Idk if it's me vril maxxing or if it's her being very bubbly and talkative, but I have an easy time talking to her and I'm not nervous like I usually am around attractive women

2024-07-23 13:36:50

I'm working a station with the cutie again 👀

2024-07-22 05:52:57

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There are crazy people on here that think he's the president or something

2024-07-22 04:32:21

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This goes hard

2024-07-21 05:30:30

Do nigger's even record music videos in a forest?
No, cause they're scared of nature cause they're dumb
youtube.com/watch?v=8sgpJ1CJLtg

2024-07-21 05:16:41

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I'm just meming but I am not above this as I am full Pole (I still miss Vasta though 😔 )

2024-07-21 01:47:58

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You can reuse the oil a few times before tossing it

2024-07-19 03:18:12

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From what I've watched when it comes to the beta footage it seems like they're doing a really good job with a remake

2024-07-17 00:48:47

Autism for men is like BPD for women
More than half the time it's made up and self diagnosed

2024-07-16 16:14:29

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Nope, I've only seen white guys in maintainence for the most part and 1 black guy and 1 dyke.

2024-07-15 03:46:25

Go go gadget Vaporeon plushie that I have done questionable things to

2024-07-14 20:02:52

Shooting my sploodge on the bathroom mirror in the starbucks but it's okay cause I'm doing it ironically

2024-07-14 17:26:49

Man
What the fuck was I poasting last night

2024-07-14 08:11:58

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Are you a prison camp in russia? Cause I want you to gul and lag on my balls

2024-07-14 08:09:48

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Are you a federal building in Oklahoma city? Cause I'm Timothy and I'm ready to explode

2024-07-14 06:42:20

Need a goth dommy mommy to lock my head in with her thighs so she can just spray me down

2024-07-14 00:41:44

If Biden makes a statement on this and makes a gaffe that he or his team were in on it that would be the funniest fricken thing

2024-07-13 08:11:37

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https://i.poastcdn.org/df884e36e3a7ce6acae6021aed77e003abb44f1bf5fb58a358be11e7896e1f74.jpg

2024-07-13 08:06:35

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https://i.poastcdn.org/cd87bee043162788f27d96ae3f0fad54168b4a6db62849cf91faafaef2997a98.mp4

2024-07-13 04:09:57

I am but just a humble anime respecter. Can an anime enjoyer explain to me why this deer anime is so popular right now? Is it just flavour of the month type thing or is there more to it?

2024-07-12 05:18:04

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I disagree but I respect your opinion

2024-07-12 01:36:46

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Brb, going to fly to England to crush my balls under a falling boulder(it will hit harder there than here because of the magnetic fields)

2024-07-11 16:32:06

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Don't worry I'm a sensible man, I'd rather get sloppy toppy from Tulsi

2024-07-11 06:53:27

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Whatever you're picking up what I'm putting down

2024-07-11 06:49:07

:catnoearsnoeyes: is the only proper react to the wojak and fat doomergirl memes

2024-07-10 23:12:40

Got a thirst that only something in between these thighs can quench
https://i.poastcdn.org/62d841c536cff3a6dcd576701a8f04015e7841d30272d61e933d8d9ab665c0cb.png

2024-07-10 20:03:21

Me, reaping and eating Shin ramen : Mmmm very tasty
Me, sowing the next day : I have spent the last hour on the toilet and I am scared to leave the house
https://i.poastcdn.org/0e77507a85d75d302cf1e800220627de72de5c2ecab054e7231611742f61c219.jpeg

2024-07-10 19:06:05

There is a right and a wrong way to make a grilled cheese
The right way is to toast both pieces of bread on the one side, flip it, and then add yer cheese and cover with a lid for the cheese to melt

2024-07-09 18:59:51

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Bro no1 cares

2024-07-09 00:55:39

Does she really love you it she won't spread your smegma on a piece of toast and eat it in front of you?

2024-07-08 19:22:53

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
#note1u5l…6hp4

2024-07-08 17:07:52

Pledging for an edging by a cute alt girl with colourful tattoos and lots of ear peircings 😭

2024-07-08 16:24:38

Just woke up from a dream where I was cuddling and kissing a really cute alt girl
https://i.poastcdn.org/9c475ef3471302d90f13180dceac6815a20dcff20db0408295b06b54fe420be6.png

2024-07-08 14:36:42

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You're not allowed to ask questions or syaty stuff like that come on now
https://i.poastcdn.org/8376c4388d5e3dc4e00ee47a77462a004eda15c5d63a55fc6518931710d69b12.jpeg

2024-07-07 17:53:31

I jerked off at the gates of Valhalla
Then I punched Odin in the head and rode his chariot home
https://i.poastcdn.org/46366244b822e0ad94b9d97773655e4d029b4542848faebea40e8190cc345947.jpeg

2024-07-06 04:40:26

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Death must Die

2024-07-06 04:03:03

This new sword I got seems busted on paper, I wonder if it actually is
https://i.poastcdn.org/765f9b0546ee0285a8207a4c4f5bcfa08728058c25f0810e12ca0115ae19519d.png

2024-07-05 21:48:12

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Absolutely would
https://i.poastcdn.org/32b13608e1e3cba6abe739c7e6997bf77bc3d3836439c4474555ee24d31202f1.jpeg

2024-07-05 19:30:33

https://i.poastcdn.org/5d07080bc5fdd3689b62cc47c2a198a8bd430d78c9ab9eec52345fb8b06eff90.jpeg

2024-07-05 07:29:11

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I think the second season is great but yea there are some episodes that are pretty bad. Which one do you mean by by Satania and Spamish and also I think the snowman one is one of the better ones. Not as good as the space one but it's still up there

2024-07-05 07:02:30

The Halloween episode of Smiling Friends is by far the best episode