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2024-08-15 05:56:55

"They call me the White Geronimo!"
All right which one of you is this?
youtube.com/watch?v=PDkK_rrlAM8

2024-08-15 02:00:25

This video reminds me of that meme, "don't mess with guys who look like accountants wearing bulletproof vests". It's good advice.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Xrf6IXq94

2024-08-13 21:26:06

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@npub1f64…5rsj In economics, one of the first things they teach you about pricing theory is that standard prices are horribly inefficient. Every business wants to customize prices to the individual customer, it's just too hard to do it at scale.
But now we have cheap processing power and Big Data, so...

2024-08-10 03:25:26

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@npub15fk…j9gr nice virginmobile

2024-08-10 03:18:59

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@npub159f…vg75 Sounds like a tourist. We charge those suckers double prices, and buy their junk for 1/10th the value.

2024-08-09 20:36:36

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@npub1mln…nchm "Men dying and getting maimed in war, women most affected"
You can't even write satire headlines any more.

2024-08-09 03:58:42

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@npub1lnz…k8dk You filthy glow boy, I was looking at the Explorer II a few weeks ago and thinking the same thing about its modern use GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU YOU'RE NOT REAL

2024-08-08 18:20:37

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@npub1379…4pwd Doing that over 1-2 weapon problems is absurd. The last time was over being forced to create Playstation accounts on PC, which is a massively different scale of justification.

2024-08-08 15:40:05

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@npub1zz2…p8tc @npub12pd…p46q If you trust a Zimbabwe bank to be holding those gold reserves, you deserve your impending bankruptcy.

2024-08-08 05:54:32

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@npub1yx6…v4qt Or maybe they shouldn't have elevated the one worthless party hack who actually slept her way into the job. "The environment" apparently rewards such women.

2024-08-08 04:55:57

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@npub1jl4…2r6c @npub1f64…5rsj Yeah but I bet its owners are cowards who would never killdoze.

2024-08-07 17:19:03

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@npub1jcz…n00z @npub16a0…3hk7 But they believe it was high school. The best insults invoke something they already suspect.

2024-08-07 03:47:52

My nigga Trump FINALLY did the thing
Should have been during the RNC, but better late than never.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e0bc1d050fa304ed190cdf34f5e1556d96fd87d248dac949c7919e13746d6136.mp4

2024-08-04 15:41:13

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 chest strap mounts have been around for decades, they need to free their hands for rocks.

2024-08-04 02:12:41

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@npub16vy…54ml @npub1yqq…ufnw His office "clarified" that he wasn't in the IDF, he just volunteered to do chores on a humanitarian service trip.

2024-08-04 00:49:19

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@npub17ck…8txk @npub1qw3…qe66 The places that need attention are nicely segregated neighborhoods. They can have a little fire, as a treat.

2024-08-03 18:03:05

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@npub159f…vg75 @npub103a…zepy This is just a description of a male NEET with a picture of a girl in front.

2024-08-03 03:21:28

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@npub16wp…37pk It's not impossible, but it does take more planning and intentional living. The side institutions that used to help you have been corrupted.

2024-08-03 01:21:28

Found two boxes of shotgun shells in the back of my closet. So much better than finding $20 in your jeans, highly recommend.

2024-08-02 21:54:50

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@npub1wpd…9z4r Always check that option. Then, when they're searching for your name later using the sex off your driver's license, they won't match up.

2024-08-02 19:57:58

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@npub15fk…j9gr @npub1f64…5rsj "loves traveling"
(whines when you want to drive across 3 states over a weekend)

2024-08-02 19:39:22

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@npub14jd…p7pv I forget the law, but if you make it for yourself and never sold the gun, isn't that still legal? One-off pieces shouldn't need serial numbers.

2024-08-02 18:30:52

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@npub1f64…5rsj Skill issue, go to the gym.
https://i.poastcdn.org/4e724e615692d1fcd984fc53249c8dd49200246de2df4759fb1b98b15156a269.png

2024-08-02 15:53:44

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@npub1xuu…zg05 They shouldn't be, there's nothing private about the fediverse. Your DMs aren't secure, especially on an instance you don't control.
If you find like minded people and want to seriously communicate, take it to Signal or Telegram or something.

2024-08-02 15:08:34

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@npub1nux…h244 Yeah, but unless you're prepared to defend every single suburb at the same time, you won't like what happens next.

2024-08-02 15:04:05

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 There's no way that stands. Reasonable expectation of immediate death or bodily harm has been the almost universal standard.

2024-08-02 01:49:41

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@npub1u6y…ehph Just when you thought they couldn't make shooting any gayer.

2024-08-01 03:10:17

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@npub130f…yqku "Why Would You Say Something So Controversial Yet So Brave"
What if he did it for noble and correct reasons?

2024-07-31 18:11:40

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@npub1syf…mzey "Trump's deportation plan is a distraction from his terrible handling of the economy! Illegals didn't crash GDP, it was fine until he got in and did executive orders!"
etc

2024-07-31 18:03:20

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@npub1ae4…5w58 @npub1hmp…aqt3 That explains it. Anyone in LA is a lost cause.

2024-07-31 18:01:49

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@npub1syf…mzey It'll visibly crash just in time for Trump to take over and catch the blame.

2024-07-31 17:49:25

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@npub1f64…5rsj Olympic sports are designed to be as useless as possible in the real world.
(Not saying .22 is useless, but the origins were more heavy duty)

2024-07-31 16:43:51

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 Troons. For "content creators" the answer is always sex scandal, troons, or both.
kiwifarms.st/threads/charlie-penguinz0-moistcr1tikal.136125/page-35#post-18940645

2024-07-31 02:14:50

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@npub108z…dkr5 At least when Biden wakes up, people breathe a sigh of relief and give him ice cream.

2024-07-31 02:09:49

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@npub108z…dkr5 ANIME GRAF MAYS
WAKE UP
https://i.poastcdn.org/f4ca47412986b8801b7e45b9aa5fd269d10caadfd7e311324ee4791ed2ce5fff.png

2024-07-31 01:58:28

I thought this was an "everybody clapped" story, but turns out there is photo evidence.
https://i.poastcdn.org/5b686cee5a7fb3b9d76b53a0c67da337da54df0327724ba707bedc8ad856bdf2.png

2024-07-30 02:15:23

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@npub1lnz…k8dk I've been saying "leave the cities" for years, but the damn cities keep sprawling out into safe countryside. Local government sometimes resists development, but they can be complicit sometimes, or sued into opening the area up.

2024-07-30 02:08:45

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@npub186f…rhl5 @npub1v4s…xnpd Stunt? That sounds like a mainstream center-left policy.

2024-07-29 15:53:07

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@npub1lua…kj4r @npub1xxm…0u7s That's worded weirdly. It would also include privately owned homes that were paid off fully.

2024-07-27 18:29:43

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@npub108z…dkr5 It's important to know slurs in multiple languages, in case you find yourself in a racism emergency.

2024-07-27 00:10:02

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@npub1zcy…xpxw Sometimes it be like that
But never when you could take advantage of it

2024-07-26 22:13:04

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@npub1p7t…06us That's like $13 per woman. Considering how donations usually go, most of it comes from a few large donors, dragging the average down even more. So each one chipped in about the cost of 1 brunch drink.
This wasn't a fundraiser, this was a BYOB mixer.

2024-07-25 18:12:55

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@npub1khq…6n2t That's how you know we aren't in a violence spiral towards a civil war.
If we were, that bus would be followed and incapacitated while they were out "protesting".

2024-07-24 21:23:03

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@npub1dwt…ekmq @npub12e2…56j9 I didn't know cables were that tasty, I'll have to try some.

2024-07-23 23:27:29

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@npub1lnz…k8dk @npub1xza…veu8 It's that airplane bullet hole survival meme, but for social media.

2024-07-23 22:28:03

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@npub1syf…mzey The one moment of journalism I can respect, and they lost because they were 100% full of shit, lol.

2024-07-23 18:11:20

One of the company executives in this meeting does the millenial upward inflection thing? Where like, every sentence ends up sounding like a question? Because he does the inflection wrong?
I don't know if there's a verbal version of the competency crisis, but we're in it.

2024-07-22 19:23:59

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@npub15kj…zlnx Now ask her if she knows how to cook it without a rice maker.

2024-07-22 15:00:32

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@npub1z0f…axf6 I've only seen it used once, by a manager. Didn't seem much better than a Word doc.

2024-07-20 17:46:17

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@npub15fk…j9gr I suppose if they were still broadcasting all the fun urban experiences and diversity enrichment, the euros would've been more resistant to the last decade's migrant waves.

2024-07-19 03:52:34

IT'S HAPPENING BROTHER
https://i.poastcdn.org/ba97e8e4039b6f554a4f2df003070163db770f78df07f482c3147d3c2395fb4b.png

2024-07-18 22:16:53

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@npub146s…wj59 @npub1syf…mzey A platform for people who somehow manage to be too stupid for Twitter.

2024-07-18 03:22:23

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@npub1ae4…5w58 Bigly if true.

2024-07-16 00:59:26

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@npub15fk…j9gr Calling it now, algo poisoning will be the hot new gaslighting trend.

2024-07-15 19:53:30

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@npub1sf7…s7gp Gosh, the FBI wouldn't just go and LIE about something related to Trump, would they?

2024-07-15 19:09:32

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I don't have an official source, of course, just anons comparing physiognomy and such. Nose, chin, etc are different.
(left pic is the shooter, from the Blackrock commercial)
https://i.poastcdn.org/b9a82429b6f961288e45b0c4c914c09246c6a2841a6848ca798a335d799a306d.png

2024-07-15 17:02:24

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@npub1syf…mzey His showman instincts were always his strength.

2024-07-05 20:55:35

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@npub1lnz…k8dk @npub1hn2…j742 Anarcho-Oligarchist
Reactionary Monarchism
Neo-orthodox Accretionism

2024-07-04 23:12:25

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@npub1msm…0dqu Cope, matchcel

2024-06-27 03:44:42

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@npub1syf…mzey It might even become as effective as changing your Twitter banner in protest!

2024-06-22 00:55:43

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@npub1aj3…hxuc I can dig it.

2024-06-22 00:52:15

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@npub1f6u…zcka I get that too, but I'm pretty sure it's mental cope, thinking "something this important can't possibly be this boring. There has to be an exciting twist to write into the history books!"

2024-06-20 19:05:08

All the dissident, revolutionary, boogaloo, and 1776 AGAIN types have it wrong. If you want to bring down a modern government, all you have to do is ban spreadsheet software.

2024-06-20 03:59:58

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@npub1u6y…ehph Why is he bragging about his OnlyFans subscription list?

2024-06-20 03:28:15

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@npub1k8m…udtv IT'S CALLED PROGRAMMABLE BUTTONS YOU UTTER NIGGERS

2024-06-19 20:32:26

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@npub14d5…f6lg AI "programmers" shown to be glorified skids yet again. Error handling worse than a college freshman's first assignment.

2024-06-19 16:04:42

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@npub13wh…wvah It's stupid that Friday only happens once a week. What a terrible calendar design.

2024-06-19 15:13:58

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@npub146s…wj59 I did, but I washed it down with my Hyper Coffee.

2024-06-18 21:14:03

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@npub159f…vg75 One of these words is not like the other.

2024-06-17 16:58:32

Oh lawd, dem Juneteenth emails are ramping up.
I wonder if creating an inbox filter to trash them counts as racism to my corporate overlords.

2024-06-16 22:40:25

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@npub1kt6…jyp0 Don't believe them, this is a trick.

2024-06-16 20:27:31

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@npub1l54…3lye Please tell me that massive vertical heating slab is real

2024-06-15 16:09:14

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 Counterpoint: I offer full offense towards weed enjoyers.

2024-06-14 20:37:01

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@npub1jav…73gx @npub1vx3…h48x Before that it was probably filing down with abrasive rock. Not pleasant, but better than cutting yourself.

2024-06-14 14:54:47

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@npub1khq…6n2t They actually are that bad at parenting, and even worse with interacting with teachers.
Every teacher complains about kids, but go ask any teacher who's been doing it for 30+ years about the change they see in the parents. Today, they have just as little respect as the kids causing havoc in the classroom.

2024-06-14 02:58:30

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 Alexa, git add period semicolon git commit dash M quote Boss is a fag quote

2024-06-13 22:51:00

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The offending question. Weird how leftist "analysis" of court rulings never takes such a thing into consideration.
https://i.poastcdn.org/90d56c1c33bcc3e7904230553f63c2165edd8b95a6bc9054cff06d3cb3b03a45.png

2024-06-13 22:28:59

Now I'll never be "ready for that conversation" :terrylaugh:
https://i.poastcdn.org/80bf76e4b1997c4f51b2c1c7d6fb68b86d4f071955801b84110ea9d696770903.png
https://i.poastcdn.org/a6f772171ab413321802090d228cb376e6ea8ebacad44315a7c3c5a0964dd6e8.png

2024-06-13 21:18:22

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@npub1tev…zjqf Have you considered the possibility that all your favorite liberal and progressive ideas you want to ram through the courts, are just plain old unconstitutional?

2024-06-13 16:44:23

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@npub1g4p…6kr4 Calm down, this is just Discord drama. The whole point of having a game Discord today is to quarantine the stupidest elements of your fan base in a place that doesn't matter yet makes them feel important.

2024-06-13 15:34:04

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub10fa…qg2x You think that's bad, let me tell you about the noobs...

2024-06-13 04:30:01

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@npub1ne5…yruy She will suddenly discover "oops it's harder than we thought, maybe next time" the day after she's elected.

2024-06-13 04:19:44

GPS needs an "avoid every MLK Blvd" setting.

2024-06-11 19:41:30

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@npub1vp6…dh48 Good way to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

2024-06-11 19:36:26

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@npub1kdt…2e3c They were all correct.

2024-06-11 19:31:50

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@npub14jd…p7pv Everyone says trust your gut, yet nobody says trust your butt.
Think about it: which is more honest to you?

2024-06-11 16:27:51

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@npub16dj…mns2 Isn't she the one who ran on an anti-immigration platform, then immediately after elections let a ton more migrants in?

2024-06-09 01:55:41

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@npub1mu2…h498 @npub1dfd…z0et "and for a whole bunch of reasons ended earlier"
That's true, there are a whole bunch of STDs out there.

2024-06-08 04:28:28

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@npub15fk…j9gr I wear eye protection because I can't be trusted to not klutz something in the wrong direction.

2024-06-04 00:55:37

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@npub1jav…73gx get wok go brok

2024-06-03 04:20:41

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@npub1f64…5rsj DEI hires getting so lazy, they aren't even spamming you like they're supposed to.
Don't worry bro, we got ya covered

2024-06-02 00:48:27

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@npub1w8p…0wl2 @npub176q…lzcq He doesn't have to, but it speeds up the process.

2024-06-01 22:29:51

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@npub1xmw…chsj @npub195y…0tcw Everyone knows most white supremacists are brown foreigners.

2024-06-01 14:46:16

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@npub1wh3…0yvx It says something when the only funny bit SNL has had for a decade, is a gag that lets a white guy sound racist.

2024-05-31 16:13:52

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@npub10jk…dwn9 Because high schools can no longer be trusted to have taught you that stuff before you hit college.

2024-05-31 04:44:27

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub15fk…j9gr Technically yes, but they're like eating straight cheese. If you like eating as much cheese as you would chips, they're good.

2024-05-30 15:34:28

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@npub1zuw…8zr7 @npub1fd5…tncx If we did that, the strategic value of many of our "allies" would drop to zero.

2024-05-29 05:48:04

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@npub108z…dkr5 lol they have a /pol/, it's completely incomprehensible. Everyone wants to genocide everyone else.

2024-05-26 23:35:47

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@npub108z…dkr5 Caring about account age/join date is the worst kind of faggotry in forums. It's retarded that Twitter made it matter at the API level.

2024-05-20 22:21:44

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@npub1ftq…90v8 This says a lot about our society.