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@nprofile…s29m 1) Find a job with a big corporation where they can't track your productivity very well.
2) Do almost no work, never volunteer for tasks, make no improvements to the workplace.
3) Gaslight your boss into thinking you're a solid employee.

2025-01-17 14:28:50 GMT

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@nprofile…s29m Be a nigger to the System.

2024-09-05 16:52:15 GMT

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@npub13wt…r3xd "I Was Hit By A Bus And Reincarnated As A Tank Tread???" is off to a great start.

2024-09-04 21:21:08 GMT

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@npub1ah3…qcal If they're targeting rural areas right from the start, you need to BEGIN the protests with violence. Don't wait to escalate.

2024-09-04 21:16:40 GMT

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 Beyond parody, as usual.

2024-09-04 20:04:17 GMT

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@npub108z…dkr5 "racism saves lives" holds true yet again

2024-09-03 22:30:17 GMT

Yo @npub1vuz…luu6 the trannyfesto finally dropped. There's some real bangers in there.
kiwifarms.st/threads/audrey-e-hale-a-k-a-aiden-e-hale.159272/post-19249570

2024-08-31 16:40:50 GMT

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@npub1z0f…axf6 They're handing out gfs and wives so men can have reproductive freedom? Based.

2024-08-31 00:13:13 GMT

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@npub1a8p…2ncx There's gotta be a way to avoid liability if it's fully automated, like an email server or a phone messenge service.

2024-08-30 23:59:29 GMT

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@npub1730…swsu Look, I know every generation says the next generation's culture is terrible. But I think we can get every generation in human history, past and future, to agree THAT is uniquely retarded.

2024-08-30 23:47:41 GMT

I bet this is a service you could completely automate, charging $2-$3 to deliver a printed post.
Original business idea DO NOT STEAL
#note1yf7…l7aj

2024-08-30 13:57:13 GMT

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@npub17qd…397c He left out the part where the government fines you for repairing potholes yourself, and the state arrests you for building your own infrastructure (canals).

2024-08-29 13:25:58 GMT

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@npub14jd…p7pv When the conversation gets around to having kids.

2024-08-29 04:40:10 GMT

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@npub1xza…veu8 no tengo

2024-08-27 00:01:25 GMT

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@npub1d39…56p3 I agree, there is a serious lack of racism in gaming, and white people aren't doing enough to step up and fix the issue.

2024-08-26 19:29:35 GMT

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@npub1844…wvu0 You mean 4 for $5, right? RIGHT????????

2024-08-26 03:14:29 GMT

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@npub1w3h…f5y3 Probably a typo on the label.

2024-08-24 21:17:27 GMT

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@npub1yrl…306u But I am; and you know what, It's not my fault.

2024-08-18 20:00:27 GMT

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@npub1vra…4qsw I wouldn't want my bugout plan to be contingent on a functioning plane ride to Hawaii.
Also, why would you try this on an island that needs 99% of its goods imported?

2024-08-18 13:28:08 GMT

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@npub1730…swsu @npub1rye…mvmk It's real, I checked all the pixels myself.

2024-08-18 13:22:21 GMT

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@npub17qd…397c From the military perspective I understand why they tried that combo. But considering the age demo they're going for, LOL that was never going to work.

2024-08-16 21:23:09 GMT

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@npub1vra…4qsw I believe you.

2024-08-16 20:56:50 GMT

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@npub1vra…4qsw Well it is. If you don't tune it correctly, you risk a meltdown.

2024-08-16 20:53:37 GMT

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@npub1vra…4qsw A switch on a nuclear reactor.

2024-08-16 14:06:38 GMT

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@npub13v6…hy07 I've mostly seen that applied as a fee for using credit card. They add it to cover the transaction fee Visa/MC charge. If you have an option for ACH, it usually goes away.
Yes it's gay, but so are payment processors in general.

2024-08-15 13:30:35 GMT

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@npub1e7t…4zvc @npub159f…vg75 The chad armed compound vs the virgin code inspector

2024-08-15 03:56:55 GMT

"They call me the White Geronimo!"
All right which one of you is this?
youtube.com/watch?v=PDkK_rrlAM8

2024-08-15 00:11:52 GMT

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@npub1tvm…jdsf
https://i.poastcdn.org/2346ca6fcbfe1a8536c4ffff611e882adfce3b05f98e40705a5f890d591f3618.gif

2024-08-15 00:02:46 GMT

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 Time to Ah Pal O Gize

2024-08-15 00:00:25 GMT

This video reminds me of that meme, "don't mess with guys who look like accountants wearing bulletproof vests". It's good advice.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Xrf6IXq94

2024-08-14 23:37:41 GMT

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Anyone who signs up for a tech entrepreneur booster program in 2024 does not have a worthwhile product.
They're probably aiming for the right targets.

2024-08-14 22:19:19 GMT

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The seethe over Poast Nitter will never stop being funny.

2024-08-14 19:40:15 GMT

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@npub1p7t…06us It works, as long as you put the speakers high enough and in a cage so they can't be destroyed.
kiwifarms.st/threads/my-project-to-use-24-7-outdoor-music-broadcast-to-repel-urban-hoodlums.53417/
(Use the highlights feature to skip through the thread.)

2024-08-14 15:02:57 GMT

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@npub1ftq…90v8 @npub1tdf…p9pl That's a FEE you pay for the PRIVILEGE of driving on the government's roads, comrade.

2024-08-14 14:59:41 GMT

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@npub1tdf…p9pl You always need to preface these graphs with "INCOME tax payers". Otherwise the cope about SSN/Medicare taxes and sales tax gets thrown in your face.

2024-08-14 14:53:43 GMT

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@npub130m…83us I question how hard they're pulling in those "tests". Notice no men were trying it.

2024-08-14 14:25:43 GMT

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@npub1pg0…7rcu @npub1d9c…8sk7 Bitches get the fun positions.

2024-08-14 12:35:51 GMT

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@npub15zt…wn9e @npub1akz…vlxt Record breaking numbers! And the FAKE NEWS media won't talk about it!

2024-08-14 03:57:58 GMT

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@npub1g2e…d5pa I'm gonna airbrush every login on my cubicle wall. Fuck your clean desk policy.

2024-08-14 03:53:27 GMT

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@npub1g2e…d5pa Oh look at the damn Sonarqube jockey over here, checking boxes and forwarding reports to devs without reading them.
Fuck compliance, slaves comply, free men take risks.

2024-08-14 03:44:58 GMT

PSA: if you're a "security professional" whose big contribution was rolling out 2FA, I hate your guts and wish bad things upon you.
Big Authenticator is smartphone manufacturers plotting to make money while distributing a single point of failure to the entire Internet ecosystem.

2024-08-14 01:06:41 GMT

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@npub15uu…vc5g I fail to see any reason for letting such monsters move freely in public any more.

2024-08-14 00:04:06 GMT

https://i.poastcdn.org/7d5af35c1f069267e1bdbbdc0c6cc70961cefc423681b898830f4b6cf18c3db0.png

2024-08-14 00:02:36 GMT

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@npub1zku…0zp6 If they actually made tanks like this, I might support the endless WW3 provocations.

2024-08-13 23:59:08 GMT

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@npub15fk…j9gr "No Code" developer detected.

2024-08-13 23:39:09 GMT

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@npub15fk…j9gr This hurt me more than I expected.

2024-08-13 18:20:41 GMT

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@npub15fk…j9gr At this point the best advice is probably just "lie and demand 2x your last salary". I don't believe in recruiters or interviewers' ability to see through the bullshit any more.

2024-08-13 18:15:07 GMT

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@npub162y…35tu He's too autistic to be unfair.

2024-08-13 13:41:36 GMT

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@npub1khq…6n2t >mac users
You get what you fucking deserve. Clap for Single Approved Chassis Type v2024 and stand in line for your upgrade, drones.

2024-08-13 01:40:47 GMT

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 It doesn't make for a skillful interview, but it keeps him poking Trump on the economy at least.

2024-08-13 01:38:42 GMT

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 It's a constant tug-of-war between autism and marketing.

2024-08-13 01:31:04 GMT

Donald Trump just said Biden was making "stupid threats from his stupid face". What have YOU shitposted today?

2024-08-12 14:05:06 GMT

ITT: degenerates
#note1t42…umfr

2024-08-12 14:00:12 GMT

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@npub1f7t…3yrk Who won or is winning the war. I wish it wasn't happening at all, but fill up your hand with wishes, etc.

2024-08-12 13:53:37 GMT

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@npub1f7t…3yrk What if I never cared in the first place?

2024-08-12 13:46:24 GMT

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 @npub1wh3…0yvx If he had said Escape From Tarkov I wouldn't question it.

2024-08-12 13:43:50 GMT

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 @npub1597…twyj He's probably just a regular old sellout. Even the bit he did with the self-shredding artwork at auction was calculated to gin up more money.

2024-08-12 03:28:26 GMT

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@npub1z4m…9s72 Can confirm, I'm the rug guy

2024-08-12 03:26:20 GMT

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@npub176q…lzcq $4 million is still too high.

2024-08-12 01:11:03 GMT

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@npub15xr…sxv8 It's the most alive he's looked in months.

2024-08-11 18:31:43 GMT

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@npub1k99…wy27 Not job, dirty fun

2024-08-11 18:13:35 GMT

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@npub10qy…ewu8 Biden doesn't have the mental capacity, energy, or Party support structure to stage a rearguard coup like that.

2024-08-11 18:08:00 GMT

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@npub1nep…5gyq "curl -L -b search.brave.com/search?q=160+lbs "

2024-08-11 13:25:11 GMT

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@npub1zn2…2hz7 @npub13v6…hy07 Time to stop blaming millennials for society's collapse

2024-08-11 00:11:18 GMT

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@npub1ghw…yd4s Based, but some freelance fes is putting you on a list.

2024-08-10 17:12:34 GMT

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@npub13wt…r3xd Nice and clean.

2024-08-10 01:37:24 GMT

When gay Onlyfans man whores are turning down your money, you might have an integrity problem.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f6a34dcc6d27397833fea85c1252e2a1503df3b316466c560b36a9a64c788af7.mp4

2024-08-10 01:18:59 GMT

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@npub159f…vg75 Sounds like a tourist. We charge those suckers double prices, and buy their junk for 1/10th the value.

2024-08-10 01:16:21 GMT

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@npub108z…dkr5 @npub1uvh…j7td They used to be better. Current ones have like 1/2 the filling.

2024-08-10 01:10:42 GMT

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 Sir, Buc-ees nationalism is never ironic.

2024-08-10 00:28:20 GMT

@npub1ht9…pfpv Guys, I'm putting together a team.
#note1lsj…gy5t

2024-08-10 00:25:08 GMT

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@npub1ht9…pfpv They're flying over an army to take vengeance for 1812? Based.

2024-08-09 18:36:36 GMT

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@npub1mln…nchm "Men dying and getting maimed in war, women most affected"
You can't even write satire headlines any more.

2024-08-09 17:42:20 GMT

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@npub1z0f…axf6 No, I do that out of professional obligation.

2024-08-09 13:15:26 GMT

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@npub1prd…gnhy @npub1qh0…xeda
>cracks open a Monster
back in my day, we installed software, not apps. Then we hung up the modem and everything still worked fine!

2024-08-09 01:58:42 GMT

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@npub1lnz…k8dk You filthy glow boy, I was looking at the Explorer II a few weeks ago and thinking the same thing about its modern use GET OUT OF MY HEAD I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU YOU'RE NOT REAL

2024-08-08 20:57:08 GMT

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@npub1f6a…pnql Is its top safety recommendation a gun?

2024-08-08 19:46:49 GMT

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 This should be treated as malpractice for a tattoo artist.

2024-08-08 03:54:32 GMT

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@npub1yx6…v4qt Or maybe they shouldn't have elevated the one worthless party hack who actually slept her way into the job. "The environment" apparently rewards such women.

2024-08-08 02:55:57 GMT

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@npub1jl4…2r6c @npub1f64…5rsj Yeah but I bet its owners are cowards who would never killdoze.

2024-08-08 02:53:30 GMT

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@npub1jl4…2r6c @npub1f64…5rsj Unless that thing is bagging chicks, it's overkill.

2024-08-08 02:18:59 GMT

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 No Internet, this is a LAN party rig!

2024-08-08 02:16:02 GMT

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@npub1k2j…xlyv @npub15xr…sxv8 You aren't the target audience, Twitter is.

2024-08-07 01:47:52 GMT

My nigga Trump FINALLY did the thing
Should have been during the RNC, but better late than never.
https://i.poastcdn.org/e0bc1d050fa304ed190cdf34f5e1556d96fd87d248dac949c7919e13746d6136.mp4

2024-08-06 20:42:45 GMT

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@npub15fk…j9gr be the change you want to see in the world

2024-08-05 19:07:08 GMT

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@npub1plf…asv4 @npub1msm…0dqu If it isn't, it should be.

2024-08-04 14:30:46 GMT

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@npub1tds…djq2 Almost none of them are masked, which is insane in a country further along using facial recognition than the USA.

2024-08-04 13:41:13 GMT

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@npub1hmp…aqt3 chest strap mounts have been around for decades, they need to free their hands for rocks.

2024-08-04 00:12:41 GMT

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@npub16vy…54ml @npub1yqq…ufnw His office "clarified" that he wasn't in the IDF, he just volunteered to do chores on a humanitarian service trip.

2024-08-03 22:49:19 GMT

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@npub17ck…8txk @npub1qw3…qe66 The places that need attention are nicely segregated neighborhoods. They can have a little fire, as a treat.

2024-08-03 16:03:05 GMT

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@npub159f…vg75 @npub103a…zepy This is just a description of a male NEET with a picture of a girl in front.

2024-08-03 03:22:32 GMT

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@npub10fa…qg2x God I wish I didn't recognize him.

2024-08-03 02:11:28 GMT

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@npub1qw3…qe66 Thanks, Moon Man's Manager.

2024-08-03 01:21:28 GMT

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@npub16wp…37pk It's not impossible, but it does take more planning and intentional living. The side institutions that used to help you have been corrupted.

2024-08-02 23:21:28 GMT

Found two boxes of shotgun shells in the back of my closet. So much better than finding $20 in your jeans, highly recommend.

2024-08-02 19:54:50 GMT

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@npub1wpd…9z4r Always check that option. Then, when they're searching for your name later using the sex off your driver's license, they won't match up.

2024-08-02 17:57:58 GMT

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@npub15fk…j9gr @npub1f64…5rsj "loves traveling"
(whines when you want to drive across 3 states over a weekend)