I'm a secretary at a funeral home. Just here to chat with the gals (and guys sometimes). My blood is a controlled substance in 39 states.
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Last Notes npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery There was an AI program that a lot of men were acting like it was actually their girlfriend. I think it was called Replika. I watched a video about it once, it was crazy npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Perdido Street Station is $2 on kindle again and I keep thinking about buying it but god China Mieville's writing is infuriatingly pretentious even if he has neat ideas sometimes. I just don't know if it's worth it. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I tried out one of those etched glass hair removal doodads. Somehow it grated the skin off of my leg but the hair is still there. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery ah sweet more proxy wars to get into instead of dealing with our own shit npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery RS Zshabo blooming very slowly https://media.spinster.xyz/493fa0f8fc780ade3b1129da83e4deb04f57dce271fd49a692fd37bd983c7bf4.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/ff914d3bbc20f55031250c6171d4ff14bc505a4dbf63f570673f2d607b4ec244.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Feminism isn't even really part of it despite being the "F" in TERF. It's an umbrella term for any woman who doesn't like the trans movement now because words don't mean anything anymore. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery You can say whatever you want, we'll just probably call you names. 🤷♀️ npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery It has been 7 days since we last had to have the two spirit talk. We must now reset the timer. https://spinster.xyz/objects/cd82f5e3-541d-444b-8bed-f0cfe9846673 npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery 5 AM creature visit https://media.spinster.xyz/bda1cd73fd8d2b8361d40e4570bfabbc0cc04bcf372f0ebe4cde6a52f364a8eb.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery A while ago I read an online exchange that really sunk its claws into my brain. A teen said something along the lines of "I was more sad when my dog died than when my gran died" and an adult told her that she was fucked up for it. Since then I've been mentally cataloguing all of the reasons why this is completely reasonable and not fucked up. The comment thread was like 12 years old so it's not like I can provide a timely rebuttal, but it was something to think about. To me, there are two branches to this. One is "how healthcare works" and the other is "your gran doesn't sit on your lap every day, probably." npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Pinguicula basket We'll see how it goes. https://media.spinster.xyz/579d417d724af68cd7f2538d05231c8ec82a1d84887ca58d0b727695effee4f3.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/460eef2f418155d21f10bfbba885ccd1526ba40491234f76a19773f4bc76ea74.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/3b6478a861918ce4fac5f532a373d07b076cf4d6de4fafce81ad59e3875ddb36.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/a8acc86ad92c0428a65e4cfe35913195fdac0a202ed39c173dc25781838e9307.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/7415966d5056b31ff06290c1db5bdc4cb9d2b2ceec64a4edc62c2ad20c9cc278.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/e18b4d7bfc96b69e155951ece4235076e66c1abec97f969ea8fe872c87ab55d1.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery The library sent out a list of recommended books for Banned Books Week and it's mostly tranny shit. Of course it is. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery SIX? Are you trying to get the high score? Why get SIX? Why tell everyone you got six? npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I'm not sure. I've tried all kinds of fucked up milk substitutes and soy has always been the one I liked the most. If you make your own you can do a really thick batch for soup or creamer or whatever. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I didn't know half of those existed. I'd probably drink peanut milk. I love peanuts. I thought oat milk was currently king. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Soy isn't a nut, my preferred non dairy milk is still valid! npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery It was apparently specifically for a diet version but I forgot everything about it except DR PEPPER IT'S NOT FOR WOMEN I get what they were trying to do but lol https://media.spinster.xyz/b325292d9e3fbdf201ad98855f2cbc798c2da694ea49cdd40cb9494c25adac28.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I just remembered that time when Dr. Pepper changed its ad slogan to "IT'S NOT FOR WOMEN." That was crazy. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I had basically forgotten about the tranny who showed up at the funeral home whenever that was, but now there's a conspiracy theory that he was legitimately hatecrimed or at least that things were staged. My primary sources for this information are 15 year old children so I'm taking it with a grain of salt. The coroner said it was a suicide but also said it was a fentanyl overdose which I'd classify as more of an accident unless he was like chugging a giant bottle labeled FENTANYL, but I'm not the pro here. Curious to see if anything official comes out. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery One of them. The ones I put in a deli tub all imploded (never listen to people on reddit). These ones I just picked up for the fun of the variety pack rather than to try something new. For a while I thought none of them would develop teeth. Turns out they just needed some time. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery News from the Faucaria Thunderdome: More and more of the plants are developing teeth. https://media.spinster.xyz/1902ed2902f26b24db45cfc15807feb865e0418835ca4b4c4171e8d295b3afbb.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/76f5e620209f55d3d8642166531e458c901e54e9f5896cb369de204997036146.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/dbf6cfecb1f27554349586056a8ec945407580df612c68a97d2adfadc0484c0a.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Sometimes I think about going back to school for mortuary sciences and/or asking if I can do an apprenticeship. I'm pretty bad at doing makeup, but it seems worth looking into. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I just dug last week's fruit farm newsletter out of the trash, it looks like galas should be available. I like fujis but they're either not ready yet or are one of the varieties that got totally wrecked by a hailstorm. Apparently the winesaps, which I normally use to make applesauce every year, got pretty well destroyed by hail. One site I looked at did say cooking low and slow can prevent explosions. Or I could just give in and make a normal apple crisp. It just lacks the novelty of baking the whole apple. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I wondered if honeycrisp would be better because I've baked loads of Asian pears and they have never exploded. I think honeycrisps are more similar to Asian pears. I'll have to see if the mennonites have galas this weekend. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Baked apples! I thought it would be as easy as cutting the tops off, scooping the seeds out, filling the center with oats, cinnamon, and butter, and baking them for about half an hour to 40 mins. But they, uh, keep exploding. :blobcatoh: They taste fine but no one else wants to eat them because they look like that. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery It blows my mind sometimes remembering that other countries don't have advertisements for drugs. What are ads even for if not tranqs for your gran whose dementia has made her violent and like 20 different diabetes meds? npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Oh yeah, I wear mostly stainless steel and titanium earrings because they don't tarnish and don't react to my skin. Stainless is especially handy because it's inexpensive. Most stainless and titanium necklaces I see are chunky/designed for men though, for some reason. Same for tungsten. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I don't understand how silver tarnishing works. Like I get it on a chemical level, but on a practical level, what the hell. My necklace is 925 sterling silver. I have another 925 sterling silver necklace from a different jeweler and it gets all fucked up if you look at it the wrong way, but I've been wearing this one nonstop since I got it (the picture is the first time I've taken it off since I got it a few years ago), including while showering and stuff, and it never, ever tarnishes. I have a 925 sterling silver ring from *another* other jeweler that I only take off to clean the back of the gem, and that never tarnishes either. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery We need to start a gofundme under the pretense of paying for some bullshit gender surgery and use it to get you a necklace. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery After seeing @GalacticTurtle's That Necklace, I wanted to post my That Necklace. Do we all have a That Necklace? https://media.spinster.xyz/7d85297a3c5aa9ec401dae5783fc255a449629d1f7acc9b190fc1d73d07fab97.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Cortland apple bake test 1 results Pros: tender and delicious Cons: fucking exploded https://media.spinster.xyz/301bb9119f2c1c8f3705fe45a1a03360008a12a9c3fa62604f4b0f9efd644d57.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Vital apple update: I went with Cortlands as recommended by the mennonite lady at the market who previously directed me to the best plums. #note1nt3…rpgd npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I got my weekly mennonite market newsletter and they have 7 different kinds of apples. It's madness, I don't know which one to choose. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Pinguicula Snow Angel flower https://media.spinster.xyz/fa9d8070d604349fe4bc8c2636b020ae54d70ed78fb4e2da441345b74fb35a7f.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery cumin smells like wet dog npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I visited twitter again (I know, I know) and it's fucking surreal to see people eagerly anticipating the new covid boostie like it's a video game release. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery https://media.spinster.xyz/2fc9d0dd4965140881fb19ff27628ceed41f3ba9091fafeb6b4ef4b95f448ace.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/557e252ea842aeddd8da506b28e092970e0d0575df58ed2f47ee8b3cbf71bee5.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Sometimes people ask about my plans for the future and I don't know how to explain that I didn't expect to live this long so my thoughts on the matter are basically a 3D rotating skull with the instrumental track of "Funky Town" blasting in the background. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I always found this gripe a little bit silly. Corporate logos are designed to be distinct/instantly recognizable. Most people don't need to know the difference between a rock oak and a pin oak. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Ronald Reagan's daughter is on CNN complaining that it's mean that Nikki Haley said that Congress is a nursing home for rich old fucks. 1. Is Nikki wrong? (no) 2. Your dad destroying America's future was also kind of mean. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I got out the actual camera to try and get a better look at the pitcher plant seedlings. Pictures: New leaves of a chocolate chip eyelash begonia that seems pleased that I remembered that fertilizer exists/pitcher plant seedling with the magnifying lens attachment but there's too much glare to see it really clearly/new offset of fairy washboard Haworthia (featuring cat hair). I may have to get a new camera memory card because the casing on mine is like slowly exploding. https://media.spinster.xyz/a14721de310d25d47c0d6b516b58d011245d640ba61c8a80aa5f111843d7171f.JPG https://media.spinster.xyz/b2052445a7cea9a75a6cc0ea3f17486dda64db96ad27a801464e129e033caaff.JPG https://media.spinster.xyz/07e9cbf9dc8741eaa3f8fad40c94ee12c81c20cd8a90a6f80da38f6ef6dfdd13.JPG npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Hey, fucked up mushroom coffee is a big deal in weird health food circles right now. This is pretty much the same thing, probably. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Today's work meeting concerned arrangements for a local murder victim but one of my coworkers was having car trouble and joined via Zoom and the second she put her pet chicken on camera the murder situation completely went out my brain's window. 🐓 npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery One has an almost-open flower bud. They're taking their grand old time. https://media.spinster.xyz/02ad6b9b41e63511d288e9bf15e0ddbe65d0d8df7854dbe680510522223b8cd2.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery There are "lol girls" and "lol boys." I have a friend who collected them for a while. AFAIK only the boys have dicks. I don't know why it was necessary to give them dicks. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Back at it again https://media.spinster.xyz/ac2e782b9075d5b6d2df2e4192bc26031b9aba343e3c06ff589a68f2d2e587b2.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/dfe8811aa8c0123e873c34d71ee5c53080ed4fa7343684a9c2ecee9e5911486c.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery idk I just take pictures of birds sometimes I'm not a fuckin ornithologist npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I entered this into a local photo contest and it didn't place, but I still think it's pretty funny. https://media.spinster.xyz/04d856432c05acf70b68b3b49756e16b41dbb4bf9a44c048bfea0424e9f5bb9b.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Aww, they should've used those for my botany classes. The vascular bundles I looked at in school were usually "monkey face" style (usually corn). https://media.spinster.xyz/f7f68262c87ab45f425ecf96de24410f07827b13abeb6dc1d8a7a28f924d8663.png npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery The kitty must've been looking at something real juicy to warrant that. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Overheard at the grocery store: Old woman: Why did they make a Barbie movie now, it's been around for ages! That's stupid! :blobtriumph: npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I ran into this article while fucking around on my phone while waiting for a work meeting to start. It's from 2018 but still, Jennifer Bilek doesn't miss. https://thefederalist.com/2018/07/05/transgenderism-just-big-business-dressed-pretend-civil-rights-clothes/ npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Apparently it was originally intended to treat people with googly eyes, though I still don't quite get how someone made the link from food poisoning to fixing googly eyes. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I need to look up who first thought injecting botulism into people was a good idea, that shit is crazy. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I used to read that drying your face with a towel could cause micro-tears in skin, now I'm seeing publications recommend rolling a gadget covered in needles all over your face because micro-tears are good, actually. What is the truth? 🤔 npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Can I just eat a bunch of elderberry jam and call it a day? Shit's delicious. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Most of them have flower buds, I'm just waiting for them to actually open. They sure like to take their time when you're feeling impatient. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery The original "Splatter Kake" African Violet. None of the many leaf clones I've made come close. May try cloning from flower stems. https://media.spinster.xyz/e28a240546665462ae5e912fd03e7eefb9340a14c46861cde611ead9b76d0eca.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Not to be dramatic, but the packaging of these anti diarrheal pills is definitive proof that satan exists and walks among us. https://media.spinster.xyz/457a00d9211e4995058631f2deb121b2853783366aa627204b375766a1bee239.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery My neighbor gave me free bell peppers from her garden hell yeah npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery The "You invaded our spaces so now we'll invade yours" idea is interesting, but I doubt the guys doing this shit are putting more thought into it than "skirt go spinny I'm a real girl now" or perhaps "if I accuse enough women of hate crimes one will feel bad and let me touch her" or simply "Boobies! Awooga!" npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I'm starting to understand the urge to chop off body parts cause restless leg syndrome is beating my ass this week. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Dunno, never watched that one. The gist of this one is that the universe secretly runs on the destroyed souls of teen girls and a little creature offers them a wish and magic powers in exchange for said souls. This well known 3 panel comic also summarizes an aspect of it. https://media.spinster.xyz/66499e4ab7c550d8ff2660c16b7b0828f24121ae3f450c981a47bae0813bfd61.png npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery It's very divisive. I don't like it. The art style shift in the witch realms was cool but the series overall is edgy and depressing. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery idk I tried to gossip about a funny Mormon guy who's always going around and she asked me if I know what he thinks about trannies. I think she'd just ask/complain about gender shit in the TV show. Like I said, the weekend shift worker offered to bully her to ensure that she doesn't use our table, but I've been trying to be very patient with her. I think Table Moocher has some respect for me because when I remind her that I'm a scary evol terf she says something like "You don't seem like one." She seems to have a really childish view of things. Like she expects gc women to have angry glowing red eyes and a giant pin that says TERF on it like that one cartoon of JK Rowling. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery There's a younger woman who I think works at a restaurant down the street from my job who always uses our outdoor table during her breaks and she is physically incapable of not talking about stupid tranny shit at least once a week. My coworker has offered to bully her and the temptation to accept is great. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I wonder if this is why Table Moocher was all bent out of shape over people thinking custom pronouns are stupid eatlier. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I've been casually watching people do actual research on this and someone conveniently launched a cryptocurrency called LilTay Tokens on the day of or right after her "death." I'm hoping she's alive and just not on the internet because she was shoved into the spotlight when she was like 9 and it feels a lot like exploitation to me. I think she's 14 now, and it still feels like she's being exploited but in a somehow even more fucked up way. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery My brother bragged to me about some expensive aeropress coffee class he went to but when I told him to make me a goddamn coffee he refused. What was the point of the class then? npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery La creatura https://media.spinster.xyz/c229fc9b4497c4bc662b61cb53ec15ebea1fff589b2c7ed37515b11ad3d95b10.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery It's all cuttings. I don't know what it is about this specific one that makes it such a giant pain in the ass. I've cloned tons of fantasy flowered plants and none of them have been like this. I received an African Violet called Regal Crest that apparently has similar instability as a gift, but the seller was kind enough to ensure that the plant actually had the correct patterning before selling it. (The person who gave it to me didn't know about any of that, it was a lucky coincidence) The difference with the violet is that since I have one that's known to be the correct color/pattern, I can make copies of it from flower stems and they should come out right. I didn't have that luxury with the Strep so I have to cross my fingers that a mutable gene... mutates. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery It's fantasy pigmentation. About half turn out brick red, and half come out like the picture. Unfortunately I have only obtained brick red ones. I might give up on it if none of this batch gets the patterning because I've been doing this for... A while. https://media.spinster.xyz/a4dd216bf9fad8d6e901fb9c6e18e291d6a7582c4e48eb4d331f51faea1b9e6d.png npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I'm going to wait for it to flower, at which point I'll decide whether or not it lives. 👺 (It's a genetically unstable Ukrainian Streptocarpus that has a 50/50 chance of expressing the mutation that I want, which is why I have a bunch of them in test tubes) I didn't know there was such a thing as acorn vases. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery A test tube baby https://media.spinster.xyz/6276f6ca56efbad5f001139a9935b7b43368e6208bda0964023e974367e3f705.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery This makes me wonder how the whole monkeypox situation is going (or not going). npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery The purple one tastes good https://media.spinster.xyz/b0193a8bf01e21bded95ecd671a20dfacd996379df545a945a8b297910d01e1e.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Picture is shit cause it's hard to take a picture of the back of your own head but I twist a bun, insert the pin backwards, crank it to the correct way like a lever, and push it through the bun. idk if I explained that well but it's a vital technique for putting sticks in hair https://media.spinster.xyz/5c9b8f20b23137d1bf1535e74ac01b6aafa871b6e6c560a017e78f5c2e90fd1d.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Before the Archangel flytrap went on sale, this hairpin was intended to be the extent of my birthday presents from myself to myself. https://media.spinster.xyz/49877e331a4401bd7163a69e5566bb7ffcdec5e16e498387834e7bfd53148df7.JPG https://media.spinster.xyz/797ed23628230c4ec6df1167b9020aaf778d76025a2b87abd04fe37dcdf6062f.JPG https://media.spinster.xyz/ee0e36112b41c3951ca915efffd261176f4b7cec62f032989600ec06ddde9ded.JPG https://media.spinster.xyz/5dcbefc3be1913e091a4a98bc35e3f53339147285c31f95bba4ac419bc654685.JPG npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I've noticed this as well. After the transpocalypse, people really sat down and started scrutinizing her writing, saying her narration is mean spirited, going off about Jewish goblins or whatever, etc. Prior to this the same groups of people were getting Harry Potter tattoos and shit npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Today's discussion with outdoor table moocher was about how it's unfair that it's socially acceptable for "cis women" to take estrogen when they're going through menopause but the whole world isn't on board with giving trannies estrogen whenever they want it. My soul vacated my body. I need to stop talking to her. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery We gotta get you one of them GOOP eggs. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Aaa, I'm around that ballpark now... I started a food log book but even after a few months in the 1100-1700/day calorie range with my diet of mostly legumes, eggs, vegetables, and oyster sauce I've only lost one pound. Fucking bullshit. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery She talked about something other than trannies today but it was a bunch of weird ass moral questions like asking me whether it's morally wrong to hate mosquitoes because they're ecologically significant and whether I think the existence of big clothing encourages people to be unhealthy. (Answers: Hating mosquitoes is neither good nor bad; nobody gets fat for fashion reasons... I think. people would still be fat even if they had to wear a tarp) #note1awe…xk5q npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery (pac man noises) https://media.spinster.xyz/f20b9dc78813c194d79ae6b41156177ccf25092530161db5e27d50b68f604e10.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/cc43f6fb7e45ad03d3813fc1a42cf0b15abcd7f26150b6a34e525abda78d89bb.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/bb8cde84d54d6162a3c4232dcb3aa56db57004bbf95149595eed2cb35ad5bbb6.jpeg https://media.spinster.xyz/293f5653e38a42c0cf22de8fa938dd5e049db549bf42d8654f6bfbf174b66e85.jpeg npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery This information has brought me to a chicken-and-egg dilemma. Do a disproportionate amount of trannies have diaper fetishes to cope with incontinence caused by fucked up surgery, or is the fucked up surgery incontinence considered a bonus because it feeds into a pre-existing diaper fetish? :blobfoxthink: npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I would assume so. Wouldn't make much sense otherwise. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery For some people things like the app icon have changed apparently, but it's still exactly the same for me. It might just need a day or so to roll out to everyone. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery The "being a terf is a form of psychosis" broad has informed me that thinking nonbinary identities are retarded is "cringey." npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery I hope the federal agent who reviewed my search queries about nutritional yeast turning piss nuclear yellow this morning is having a nice day. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Sure, but calling this part of a genocide is turbo retarded. npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery This mf is gonna be asking for money aren't they https://media.spinster.xyz/95a3e4b1a485935e4aee965441cd17b153d806ccf32135bfd4e4d975b3977f18.png npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery Twitter People are, predictably, reacting to this in a very normal way #note1gs6…elap https://media.spinster.xyz/f30309e62ef5f2e424a856892bd23c09a62e1cef5cc2ed198e6efee02aba207a.png npub1glkhaf3zhp8yv5t0ztuljfmdas8n0rsu2s92u7wq0v97sx3qd98s9e6n38 nature's mockery rolling my car into a ditch as I hopelessly try to read all of that