Noshole

turdsoup.com

Possible Imposter

Public Key

npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

NIP-57 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmdqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskueq9efv5y

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relay.noswhere.com

relay.nostr.band

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz

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Last Notes

2024-09-12 03:12:57

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Why are you using future time? That’s confusing AF

2024-09-12 01:25:16

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Did you reschedule it?

2024-09-11 01:33:30

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Is this a Canadian thing? Yummy snacky

2024-09-10 19:58:59

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Thank you lovely!

2024-09-10 19:58:23

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I don’t think there was one. Just talking shit 😂

2024-09-09 20:22:33

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🫂🫂🫂🫂feels good

2024-09-09 20:22:05

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Awww my friend! ❤️

2024-09-09 20:21:50

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Me too🤞

2024-09-08 01:52:59

My hair hurts.
You ladies and long-haired gentlemen will understand 🫂

2024-09-07 00:11:07

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Technically yes, but not with a lot of control😂

2024-09-07 00:09:24

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Oh yeah! fuck those things

2024-09-07 00:07:46

Why are induced-comas specifically reserved for medical uses?
I think spas should be able to offer, “assisted hibernation” where you can basically fast-forward through a week or two.
It’s gonna be 100 degrees everyday this week and I would prefer to sleep right through it. I would like to be able to say, “wake me up when it’s a reasonable temperature outside”.

2024-09-06 23:56:19

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Ummm self custody, decentralization, block height 😂🤷‍♀️

2024-09-06 23:25:55

Why is this on my fridge??? 😂 https://i.nostr.build/ogqjQYWfHmS2IRSX.jpg

2024-09-06 20:22:04

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🪮

2024-09-06 20:16:55

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Same! And advice 😂

2024-09-06 19:49:48

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So… today-Noshole better nap all day so that tomorrow-Noshole isn’t this exhausted?

2024-09-06 19:46:11

The face of a woman who stayed up until 3am playing Hogwarts legacy last night. I wish I could tell yesterday-Noshole to stop fucking things up for today-Noshole. https://i.nostr.build/hhDJQdZgWd5Ux4gw.jpg

2024-09-06 19:41:52

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Tehehehe, I did note it! Old Noshole would have burned it to hide the evidence 😂

2024-09-06 02:34:22

https://i.nostr.build/urbM4HfIy0sPCqFW.gif

2024-09-06 02:08:14

@npub1tx5…hd8g does really dope portraits of everyone’s profile pics. Thought I would return the favor, but I got WAY too carried away with the laser eyes😂 https://i.nostr.build/gwoH54EOxdkbCD2C.jpg

2024-09-05 21:23:59

Last one. https://i.nostr.build/Y0SHKL5BY2pIk2bL.jpg

2024-09-05 21:05:02

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Can’t help because I AM in that committee and haven’t purchased or worn a bra in like 10 years, but: @npub1r8u…fjwl @npub1xd5…cdx5 @npub1el3…l27r @npub1ey4…mp7x @npub1csa…z4x9 @npub12z8…9zmx @npub1nl8…f9d0 @npub180z…5tax @npub1d3h…frtn @npub1tla…x3y7 @npub18pu…a699 @npub17x7…vgap @npub1jcj…mtwx @npub1erh…ru26 are some women who may know 🤷‍♀️

2024-09-05 20:42:45

https://i.nostr.build/xeWczU1A7R4n8SJT.gif

2024-09-05 20:07:26

1 more. https://i.nostr.build/D7AcXbT6UTVCHRSn.jpg

2024-09-05 19:39:50

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Duh lol

2024-09-04 00:21:51

It’s that kind of hot where everyone is gross no matter what. You can take a long shower, walk outside for about three minutes, and get instant swamp ass with a matching set of baloney patches under the arms. It’s straight gnarnia.

2024-09-03 21:51:31

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Oh shit Larry would do it right for sure

2024-09-03 21:51:13

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They have a machine that smells it for them 😂

2024-09-03 21:48:53

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🤔🤔🤔💭

2024-09-03 21:39:11

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Nah lol. They have a swab thingie they test

2024-09-03 21:30:53

This is a real ad. I hope she got a fat check for this…😂 https://i.nostr.build/57fHe82IhdClXw36.jpg https://i.nostr.build/ks6NIqx6i8iytSfW.jpg

2024-08-31 17:33:08

I really don’t care for either player in this game or the game itself, but I certainly lol’d at this: https://v.nostr.build/1g2kwmrBvv7Zb32z.mp4

2024-08-30 18:36:23

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Jodeeeeeeee! Hi 🫂

2024-08-30 18:35:17

GM !

2024-08-30 03:59:52

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Glad to be back home. That’s enough for this week 😂

2024-08-30 03:33:02

Proof of leaving the house. https://i.nostr.build/14BcsGOsGnbRvtd4.jpg

2024-08-28 18:48:43

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Nooooo. They’re so weird dudeeee. I want human-made old school hip hop vibes, think wutang.

2024-08-28 18:44:41

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Hubby wants in???

2024-08-28 18:43:06

Who’s chillin’ in the nostr beat factory these days?
I’m in desperate need of a sick ass beat for some new bars 🙏

2024-08-28 18:39:52

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“Fuck you bitch” means “I love you” where I come from.

2024-08-28 18:28:26

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All the fucking time. I will just personally harass you every time I’m chatting until you return 😂

2024-08-28 18:24:59

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I haven’t heard your human voice in a year dude 😂

2024-08-28 18:22:05

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Coming from…….
The guy who’s…….
Never here😂

2024-08-28 04:02:46

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So sorry, I took the day off to snooze 😂

2024-08-27 23:23:22

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Me no feel good today 🥴

2024-08-27 23:08:43

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Thank you!

2024-08-27 07:26:00

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Good morning!

2024-08-27 06:58:04

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I’ve literally farted into the mic before, trust me… you’re fine 😂

2024-08-27 06:55:54

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Same. We should start a support group for it!
….on corny chat 😂

2024-08-27 06:54:36

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That’s the best way to do it both for your health and the animal 🫂
Also sounds like you do a better job than me. I try really hard not to contribute, but I’m still going through the process of how to best identify small farms near me with good practices. I decided, I’m gonna have to physically go there and see for myself to feel comfortable, but then I had to have surgery so I that got delayed.
There’s so much false advertisement and misleading labels (e.g., “cage free”) that it’s not the easiest thing to navigate, at least where I live.

2024-08-27 06:06:39

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When I said “least harmful”, I did not mean “harmless”.
Those terrible crops that are causing so much death…are what is feeding the animals that become meat.
I’m not claiming the problem doesn’t exist, I am simply stating that the cause of the problem is not necessarily exclusive to vegans.
And again, this is only coming from the “morality” component, I agree with you that plant-based is by no means the “most nutritious” lifestyle.

2024-08-27 05:54:53

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The invoice is a scam. What app are you using for nostr?

2024-08-27 05:33:12

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I’ve had endo before I went plant-based. I don’t have a hormonal imbalance, I have a uterus that bleeds internally so they have to stop my menstrual cycle artificially with hormones.
However, I am slowly transitioning into adding humane sources of animal protein and fats into my diet to slow down inflammatory responses. It’s a process though. If I went straight for a steak tonight, I would be sick to my stomach for a week 🤢
Red meat has been linked to increased estrogen levels which can stimulate endometrial growth and clotting so I have been advised to avoid it and try leaner proteins like fish and poultry. Unfortunately, soy does the same thing for endo as red meat…that’s why I don’t think it’s gonna be sustainable to maintain the plant-based route anymore 🤷‍♀️

2024-08-27 04:58:41

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Aren’t you like day 2? I didn’t know about other clients until I was at least a month in, take yo time

2024-08-27 04:46:04

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Yeah. I have to do a whole diet change too, but I have endometriosis so they wanted to stop the internal bleeding ASAP so they have to adjust my hormones so I’m not menstruating.
The diet change is gonna be a lot slower because I’m going from 10 years of 100% plant-based (moral reasons/clearly not health) to “humane vegetarianism” (eggs and dairy from local farmer) first and then see what I can do as far as ethically-sourced animal protein. I will probably start with seafood 🤷‍♀️
Even if it’s from a local rancher, something in my body gets so grossed out at the idea of chewing meat still. I do think animal proteins are an important part of a healthy diet, I just sacrificed health for a bleeding heart syndrome for a while and it’s gonna be a process.

2024-08-27 04:33:09

Any ladies on here ever had to do hormone therapy?
I started last week and… https://i.nostr.build/g9lekpXm44zuv4kX.gif

2024-08-27 04:17:08

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How do you think I got this master’s degree? 😂😂😂

2024-08-27 03:42:37

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Yes, but I have been trained well by all the Aussies.
I pronounced bevo’s name as “beevo” back in the day 😂 and companion always fucks up and says Mary 🤣

2024-08-27 03:36:05

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Do you follow @npub1qsp…5afj ?

2024-08-27 02:48:30

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Next cycle😂

2024-08-27 01:55:55

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Don’t zap me, just enjoy:
#note1ncz…27vr

2024-08-27 01:53:55

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Sorry dude. I’m probably gonna have to wait a bit. I’m experiencing the only legitimate excuse there is not to go right now, diarrhea 😩

2024-08-27 01:50:23

https://i.nostr.build/xKJmsSa5vPms0spl.jpg #note1rc7…j0dh

2024-08-27 01:17:12

It’s tempting to want to be likable, but trying to be likable turns into unrelatable real quick.
Whenever I make a note, I just assume it’s going straight into the void and nobody will ever see it. That way, I’m noting what I WANT instead of what I think other people would like to see.
If people like it, they resonate with something about ME and not some sort of reflection I created of them. I’m not here to connect with EVERYONE, I’m here to find my tribe✌️

2024-08-27 00:16:19

GN.
I have a few more hours to get a nap in before @npub12gu…fle6 wakes up and makes me be productive.
😴🫂

2024-08-26 23:47:41

https://v.nostr.build/RkdDpYqBaxOwurXh.mp4

2024-08-26 23:16:12

Just so you all know…when we finally get to 100k,
This whole “humble” thing…is going right out the window for me.
That’s when my “Real Housewives of Bitcoin” era begins… https://i.nostr.build/aeH2xVt41ic43kjj.gif

2024-08-26 22:32:24

https://i.nostr.build/liBcbTKUY0dH82ex.gif

2024-08-26 22:06:04

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How would we know? You never come to dev night on hivetalk to tell us these things 😢😢😢

2024-08-26 21:26:25

https://v.nostr.build/RW66lKh3Ki7oekeo.mp4

2024-08-26 21:04:20

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Yes.

2024-08-26 20:19:20

If I can’t login with a single extension and have to continuously enter my nsec to login to new apps, it’s outdated and lame AF. #note178r…cc97