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@npub1rmm…x6jx @npub1tqq…y3a2 I never played realmyst but the one released I think last year is the one I'm talking about. It's real pretty and I'm sure you'll see it in a search

2023-05-26 01:53:36

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@npub1rmm…x6jx @npub1tqq…y3a2 I recommend the new steam version but for christ sake turn the character models to "classic" because the new ones look profoundly awful

2023-05-26 01:15:23

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1gnr…skrr @npub1tqq…y3a2 that was one of the puzzles I had to cheat on because fuck that. The other was the clock tower lever puzzle. After making my absolute best effort to solve it, I realized that "the right way" was mathematically impossible. You have to know you can hold the fucking lever. Something there is absolutely no indication of. Apparently this is used as THE EXAMPLE of traumatizing bad puzzle design in game talks

2023-05-26 01:06:15

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@npub1gnr…skrr @npub1tqq…y3a2 I just played it for the first time recently and the puzzles are waaaayyy easier than the sequel

2023-05-26 00:17:54

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@npub10mf…9q9h old geico commercials

2023-05-26 00:16:33

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@npub1dxq…vj3p from what I've seen they're actually handling it pretty well. At least any I'm in the vicinity of

2023-05-26 00:10:25

I have no dog in this fight but esoshaggy talks like an even bigger faggot than kinochet

2023-05-26 00:04:11

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1tu7…knev this is a message I would send to a cat

2023-05-26 00:01:38

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@npub1dlp…7aad @npub13x5…mduq @npub15fk…j9gr no it'll just make the government print more money and inflate everything to hell (again). ZOG does not let its assets get hurt.

2023-05-25 23:53:01

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@npub1dlp…7aad @npub13x5…mduq @npub15fk…j9gr but the schools already got their money

2023-05-25 23:28:02

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub15fk…j9gr to be fair, loan forgiveness would just get more people in college, which is not good. Enrollment seems to be way down right now

2023-05-25 23:26:25

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@npub1srh…8g90 political humor just in general has a very hard time being funny so you can imagine what happens when a comedy site chooses to drop everything except politics

2023-05-25 23:17:02

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@npub174a…tq0u the world must know TND

2023-05-25 22:34:37

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 TELL ME WHAT MINE SAYS

2023-05-25 22:30:55

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 pour one out for that cringe post you never had the chance to regret

2023-05-25 22:26:54

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@npub15fk…j9gr I have lots of solutions but I usually stop being happy with them at some point unless they're really and truly solid

2023-05-25 22:12:24

PSA: do not sext in fediverse DMs (you dumb nigger)

2023-05-25 21:11:45

My DMs are all informing people that I am a crab

2023-05-25 19:36:43

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@npub1srh…8g90 the liberal media will never tell you this

2023-05-25 18:06:59

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2023-05-25 17:40:05

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@npub1xrm…dncv what am I gonna do with my free trial now

2023-05-25 16:22:56

I've been conditioned to mentally pause when reading documentation when I hit the word based
Our development toolkit is based
Our research is based

2023-05-25 16:20:51

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@npub13v6…hy07 wait you're not? I was talking about 2 minutes wow what a retard

2023-05-25 16:18:24

I really need to be more patient with myself when trying to learn new technologies. I always try and rush through the materials to "get to the point" and always end up missing a bunch of shit that hurts me

2023-05-25 16:12:15

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@npub19fy…n5nv
>get actual answer
>I can't understand it
:suicide:

2023-05-25 15:50:09

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@npub1jjt…yknd
>ubers pyro
>runs away from the crowd

2023-05-25 15:49:28

Just having the slack tab visible distracts me

2023-05-25 15:24:02

How can you always tell something is Christian music after hearing 0.25 seconds of it? What is "that sound" they all have?

2023-05-25 14:54:59

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 holy fuck are you telling me awkwafina is an actual name. This sounds like something /pol/ came up with

2023-05-25 05:15:50

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1g0u…3vfw I deal with noises okay as long as they are constant. Sniffing and gum chewing sends me into a rage

2023-05-25 04:24:59

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@npub1rmg…8f8v penis chenis

2023-05-25 03:59:08

I really hate speakers that try way too hard to be "fun and charismatic"

2023-05-25 03:41:26

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2023-05-25 03:35:46

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@npub1y5r…se5q what happened at target

2023-05-25 02:55:49

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@npub1m3s…7u0j serve them with coffee if for no other reason than the pun

2023-05-25 02:29:35

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@npub1hzz…u2y7 @npub1pnp…52zw don't bother man. People hate android because the TV told them to. Despite costing the same or more with higher build quality, they're for the dregs of society

2023-05-25 02:20:19

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@npub15fk…j9gr during my time diving into deal/office stuff I figured out that keyboard quality definitely scales well with price, even up into the $600 range.
With mice it's almost fucking random.

2023-05-25 02:18:32

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@npub1m3s…7u0j make full sized ones you coward

2023-05-25 02:17:12

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@npub1pnp…52zw you're gonna open up your phone and there's gonna be poop in it

2023-05-24 23:58:33

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@npub1m3s…7u0j
>something in the water
lead
>or the air
shit

2023-05-24 23:34:44

I'm noticing that the earlier in the day I play tf2, the more easily I get rated as an MVP. My conclusion is that NEETs actually suck at video games.

2023-05-24 19:17:30

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@npub1m3s…7u0j @npub10mf…9q9h who in gods name thought that was an appropriate product to advertise to gamers

2023-05-24 18:25:38

White guy with long hair is talking about katanas I am in danger

2023-05-24 17:07:07

labeling dick pics "gender reveal DMs"

2023-05-24 15:46:09

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@npub1jhg…j5h5 @npub1gv9…66j8 why is it spelled wrong

2023-05-24 15:17:35

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@npub1qh2…ugqs @npub1x77…rlte @npub140a…snr9 Russia is the last bastion of white identity
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2023-05-24 14:46:22

sir he googled 'ben garrison signature' should I put him on the watch list?

2023-05-24 14:18:04

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@npub1weu…y9sc someday we're going to find out that phones cause severe retardation and we'll look back on this era and go "hhhhuuuuuuurrrrrrr"

2023-05-24 13:53:01

she will pay for this inshallah
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2023-05-24 06:34:30

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1x9u…spae @npub1m3s…7u0j I would say I miss tags but truth be told they got obnoxious at best. The format did not age well and eventually all you saw was furry and pony porn sprayed everywhere

2023-05-24 06:29:37

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@npub1ecj…fchy @npub1qyd…879h ey let's not make the monkey's paw curl

2023-05-24 06:27:20

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@npub1qyd…879h just long t-shirts, king???

2023-05-24 06:13:55

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1x9u…spae @npub1m3s…7u0j sometimes spies would spray porn on the walls and people would stop to look at it and get backstabbed

2023-05-24 06:01:49

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@npub1m3s…7u0j :jihad:

2023-05-24 05:26:46

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub10hp…mth8 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub15cr…lew0
https://sleepy.cafe/media/326ebed3a7ba403f123f691d658cd7ea914f3a91b2ac094b447115baf2689f11.jpeg

2023-05-24 05:25:44

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@npub15cr…lew0 @npub10hp…mth8 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1wcf…equk white people don't season they moisture packets

2023-05-24 05:22:48

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@npub1g0u…3vfw it's only a slur if you're retarded

2023-05-24 05:17:37

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub172u…2cl7 @npub1pfr…6222 I have never observed such behavior. Also it aligns within 3 pounds of the scales they use at doctors offices every time ive gone in

2023-05-24 05:16:02

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub10hp…mth8 @npub1g0u…3vfw so what you're saying is I should stop buying these
https://sleepy.cafe/media/212c16001a47360c573e7c9360f18eef0569dd899eef54b8dac39733416465fa.jpg

2023-05-24 05:13:28

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub172u…2cl7 @npub1pfr…6222 if you're using the same scale every day and it returns accurate results on known weights this seems incredibly unlikely

2023-05-24 05:11:21

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@npub10hp…mth8 @npub1g0u…3vfw "I hate microplastics" says the asbestos

2023-05-24 01:15:00

>nowhere is less than ~1/4
jfc
https://sleepy.cafe/media/5466e1cfa6030db6143a9d115c8c955c0356f1599206af0a582621c48b69ba13.jpg

2023-05-22 16:08:46

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@npub13r2…tqc5 that's exactly why I figured it would be labeled as a conspiracy theory

2023-05-22 16:02:32

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@npub1x77…rlte microplastics are just basically small plastic shards that are on and in everything including food due to industrialization. I've only ever heard the alt right talking about them. I looked them up and expected "why white supremacists blah blah blah blah" but instead I get actually concern from "experts". Legitimately fucking shocking

2023-05-22 15:59:11

>looks up microplastics
wait, that's NOT a "conspiracy theory"? What the fuck happened that health officials would actually highlight a health concern?

2023-05-21 17:16:31

>spinster user named Vaccinated Bussy Terrorist
what are the geopolitical implications of this

2023-05-20 23:31:46

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@npub1m7p…0szf anything but work on a browser

2023-05-20 23:17:11

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@npub1m7p…0szf
>looks up video
I wasn't ready

2023-05-20 18:15:30

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@npub1pyy…juws @npub1fxl…ym5p @npub13r2…tqc5 what if she wanted noise canceling headphones how would that even work

2023-05-20 06:44:13

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@npub14gg…79df can you actually see reactions on nostr

2023-05-20 06:18:11

Any time there's a long thread and the #nigger starts using #hashtags I just instantly x out

2023-05-18 22:55:27

>youtube deleting old content
>forcing shorts in your face
they're just trying to be the new tiktok

2023-05-17 17:42:02

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@npub1vuh…kmve I really don't want to buy foods with the Nigger Faggot flag draped all over them. I just saw that on my current coffee brand so I'm looking for a new one now.
On a different note, how the fuck did they even come up with that abomination? It's literally the tranny flag that a dude wiped his ass with

2023-05-17 17:31:52

BMI and FBI sound a little too similar if you ask me

2023-05-15 03:30:59

>watching interrogation
>"how would you feel if someone said you weren't human"
>"I don't understand, I am human"
holy shit

2023-05-14 21:26:54

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@npub14gg…79df their coffee tastes horrible but it's tasted horrible my whole life and it's never been a problem for them

2023-05-14 21:23:41

ANOTHER Starbucks just closed down near me. I've literally never seen a Starbucks close before. Apocalypse soon?

2023-05-14 18:40:18

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@npub1tqq…y3a2
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2023-05-13 19:57:01

gonna have nightmares from that fight :suicide:

2023-05-13 17:11:27

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@npub17ky…0jm0 the specific people on here who make jokes about child porn 40x per day. I've started avoiding them and the people who repost them. It's fucking disturbing

2023-05-13 17:09:26

The more that child molestation becomes a mainstream political issue the less funny the jokes here get tbh

2023-05-13 00:16:08

Jeff Cliff is the bed of nails effect personified

2023-05-12 13:20:07

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@npub1xan…jlvy lmao well they wanted to be the new corporate hub. There you go wish granted.