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Last Notes

2023-05-27 04:53:03 GMT

:pensivehelp:
https://sleepy.cafe/media/20966dca599a81349b3ea6b267927421edc58e48c1bec76916c8021c9613a123.png

2023-05-27 04:45:28 GMT

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1xpv…5gfq @npub12u9…pkh3 @npub1qyw…tz3u @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub1pnp…52zw @npub1scj…el3p I sent mine to Dr Sex since he is a doctor

2023-05-27 03:07:51 GMT

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 if you're seeing this message in the future, sleepy has shut down (hoping this message gets cached)

2023-05-27 02:57:18 GMT

crab lives on at @npub1y6t…9wl9
https://clubcyberia.co/users/RustyCrab

2023-05-27 00:02:16 GMT

sleepybros

2023-05-26 23:15:02 GMT

was Winston Churchill retarded

2023-05-26 16:11:08 GMT

Putting memes in your technical documentation should be an immediate death sentence

2023-05-26 15:49:42 GMT

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@npub175d…wrtj Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

2023-05-26 15:38:49 GMT

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@npub1m3s…7u0j Binkle J Chud after witnessing his first Minecraft modpack

2023-05-26 02:20:04 GMT

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@npub1dxq…vj3p @npub1um2…6jsa the most intolerably jewish show I've ever seen and I had to stop watching at the preacher episode

2023-05-26 01:58:33 GMT

Copilot is FUCKING CRIPPLED by c++ if you want job security write in that

2023-05-26 01:46:18 GMT

I finally figured out that soydev means "anything Indians use"

2023-05-26 00:26:51 GMT

everybody gets minecraft mods but me

2023-05-26 00:22:29 GMT

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@npub104t…mjkg fat

2023-05-25 23:53:36 GMT

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@npub1rmm…x6jx @npub1tqq…y3a2 I recommend the new steam version but for christ sake turn the character models to "classic" because the new ones look profoundly awful

2023-05-25 23:15:23 GMT

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1gnr…skrr @npub1tqq…y3a2 that was one of the puzzles I had to cheat on because fuck that. The other was the clock tower lever puzzle. After making my absolute best effort to solve it, I realized that "the right way" was mathematically impossible. You have to know you can hold the fucking lever. Something there is absolutely no indication of. Apparently this is used as THE EXAMPLE of traumatizing bad puzzle design in game talks

2023-05-25 23:06:15 GMT

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@npub1gnr…skrr @npub1tqq…y3a2 I just played it for the first time recently and the puzzles are waaaayyy easier than the sequel

2023-05-25 22:16:33 GMT

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@npub1dxq…vj3p from what I've seen they're actually handling it pretty well. At least any I'm in the vicinity of

2023-05-25 22:10:25 GMT

I have no dog in this fight but esoshaggy talks like an even bigger faggot than kinochet

2023-05-25 22:04:11 GMT

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@npub1jac…zppv @npub1tu7…knev this is a message I would send to a cat

2023-05-25 22:01:38 GMT

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@npub1dlp…7aad @npub13x5…mduq @npub15fk…j9gr no it'll just make the government print more money and inflate everything to hell (again). ZOG does not let its assets get hurt.

2023-05-25 21:57:23 GMT

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@npub1gv9…66j8 both

2023-05-25 21:53:01 GMT

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@npub1dlp…7aad @npub13x5…mduq @npub15fk…j9gr but the schools already got their money

2023-05-25 21:46:28 GMT

Sir, the Puppyblender 9000 has been used in an unexpected manner
https://sleepy.cafe/media/b185cfaf76fb93d5a992c97f42833bbe3e9205c07833cec0e6b510cbe82d2951.jpg

2023-05-25 21:28:02 GMT

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub15fk…j9gr to be fair, loan forgiveness would just get more people in college, which is not good. Enrollment seems to be way down right now

2023-05-25 21:26:25 GMT

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@npub1srh…8g90 political humor just in general has a very hard time being funny so you can imagine what happens when a comedy site chooses to drop everything except politics

2023-05-25 21:17:02 GMT

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@npub174a…tq0u the world must know TND

2023-05-25 20:34:37 GMT

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 TELL ME WHAT MINE SAYS

2023-05-25 20:30:55 GMT

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 pour one out for that cringe post you never had the chance to regret

2023-05-25 20:26:54 GMT

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@npub15fk…j9gr I have lots of solutions but I usually stop being happy with them at some point unless they're really and truly solid

2023-05-25 20:12:24 GMT

PSA: do not sext in fediverse DMs (you dumb nigger)

2023-05-25 19:27:42 GMT

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1m3s…7u0j revealed in poast dms that I am a crab it's over

2023-05-25 19:11:45 GMT

My DMs are all informing people that I am a crab

2023-05-25 16:06:59 GMT

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2023-05-25 14:18:24 GMT

I really need to be more patient with myself when trying to learn new technologies. I always try and rush through the materials to "get to the point" and always end up missing a bunch of shit that hurts me

2023-05-25 14:12:15 GMT

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@npub19fy…n5nv
>get actual answer
>I can't understand it
:suicide:

2023-05-25 13:49:28 GMT

Just having the slack tab visible distracts me

2023-05-25 13:24:02 GMT

How can you always tell something is Christian music after hearing 0.25 seconds of it? What is "that sound" they all have?

2023-05-25 12:54:59 GMT

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@npub1tqq…y3a2 holy fuck are you telling me awkwafina is an actual name. This sounds like something /pol/ came up with

2023-05-25 12:26:07 GMT

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@npub1c4s…aqv4 @npub19yp…jgqr absolute fools

2023-05-25 12:24:01 GMT

I gotta do the most unfun task as work that anybody ever dreamed of for the next week

2023-05-25 12:19:23 GMT

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@npub183n…tahh :firecat:

2023-05-25 11:42:08 GMT

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2023-05-25 03:15:50 GMT

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1g0u…3vfw I deal with noises okay as long as they are constant. Sniffing and gum chewing sends me into a rage

2023-05-25 02:58:17 GMT

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@npub1hzz…u2y7 Kirby's Cream Queen

2023-05-25 02:06:22 GMT

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@npub15fk…j9gr oh THAT FUCKER oh my god I didn't last 5 minutes

2023-05-25 01:59:08 GMT

I really hate speakers that try way too hard to be "fun and charismatic"

2023-05-25 01:42:11 GMT

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@npub1taf…cqxy @npub1y5r…se5q I thought literally everyone did that. What caused target to take a hit specifically?

2023-05-25 01:41:26 GMT

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2023-05-25 01:35:46 GMT

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@npub1y5r…se5q what happened at target

2023-05-25 00:55:49 GMT

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@npub1m3s…7u0j serve them with coffee if for no other reason than the pun

2023-05-25 00:29:35 GMT

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@npub1hzz…u2y7 @npub1pnp…52zw don't bother man. People hate android because the TV told them to. Despite costing the same or more with higher build quality, they're for the dregs of society

2023-05-25 00:18:32 GMT

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@npub1m3s…7u0j make full sized ones you coward

2023-05-24 21:58:33 GMT

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@npub1m3s…7u0j
>something in the water
lead
>or the air
shit

2023-05-24 16:25:38 GMT

White guy with long hair is talking about katanas I am in danger

2023-05-24 15:27:49 GMT

Can you really say "jokes aside" when you are the joke

2023-05-24 15:07:07 GMT

labeling dick pics "gender reveal DMs"

2023-05-24 13:57:13 GMT

stock up on food now before every store in a 40 mile radius blows niggerfaggot confetti on you as soon as you walk in

2023-05-24 13:46:09 GMT

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@npub1jhg…j5h5 @npub1gv9…66j8 why is it spelled wrong

2023-05-24 11:53:01 GMT

she will pay for this inshallah
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2023-05-24 04:36:29 GMT

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1x9u…spae @npub1m3s…7u0j I just want Total Sniper Death is that too much to ask

2023-05-24 04:34:30 GMT

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1x9u…spae @npub1m3s…7u0j I would say I miss tags but truth be told they got obnoxious at best. The format did not age well and eventually all you saw was furry and pony porn sprayed everywhere

2023-05-24 04:29:37 GMT

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@npub1ecj…fchy @npub1qyd…879h ey let's not make the monkey's paw curl

2023-05-24 04:27:20 GMT

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@npub1qyd…879h just long t-shirts, king???

2023-05-24 04:13:55 GMT

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@npub1xan…jlvy @npub1x9u…spae @npub1m3s…7u0j sometimes spies would spray porn on the walls and people would stop to look at it and get backstabbed

2023-05-24 04:01:49 GMT

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@npub1m3s…7u0j :jihad:

2023-05-24 03:26:46 GMT

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub10hp…mth8 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub15cr…lew0
https://sleepy.cafe/media/326ebed3a7ba403f123f691d658cd7ea914f3a91b2ac094b447115baf2689f11.jpeg

2023-05-24 03:25:44 GMT

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@npub15cr…lew0 @npub10hp…mth8 @npub1g0u…3vfw @npub1wcf…equk white people don't season they moisture packets

2023-05-24 03:17:37 GMT

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@npub1j3v…qxec @npub172u…2cl7 @npub1pfr…6222 I have never observed such behavior. Also it aligns within 3 pounds of the scales they use at doctors offices every time ive gone in

2023-05-24 03:16:02 GMT

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub10hp…mth8 @npub1g0u…3vfw so what you're saying is I should stop buying these
https://sleepy.cafe/media/212c16001a47360c573e7c9360f18eef0569dd899eef54b8dac39733416465fa.jpg

2023-05-22 18:16:06 GMT

Regularly unfollowing and then following people instantly to remind them I care

2023-05-22 14:28:42 GMT

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@npub13r2…tqc5 bookmaking these. I've unironically been developing some kind of food anxiety so these will likely kill me

2023-05-22 14:08:46 GMT

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@npub13r2…tqc5 that's exactly why I figured it would be labeled as a conspiracy theory

2023-05-22 14:02:32 GMT

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@npub1x77…rlte microplastics are just basically small plastic shards that are on and in everything including food due to industrialization. I've only ever heard the alt right talking about them. I looked them up and expected "why white supremacists blah blah blah blah" but instead I get actually concern from "experts". Legitimately fucking shocking

2023-05-22 13:59:11 GMT

>looks up microplastics
wait, that's NOT a "conspiracy theory"? What the fuck happened that health officials would actually highlight a health concern?

2023-05-21 16:20:37 GMT

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@npub1dxq…vj3p somebody woke up on the wrong side of the heckin wuzza wooza this morning !
https://sleepy.cafe/media/3e1c40cb012578a5684fe1afafd672f35dc25bfb216aedc1fdadd40ee4ec962f.png

2023-05-21 15:16:31 GMT

>spinster user named Vaccinated Bussy Terrorist
what are the geopolitical implications of this

2023-05-21 11:55:35 GMT

Using fedi over tor because I'm a hacker (oh god this is so slow please help me)

2023-05-21 11:30:58 GMT

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@npub1yyh…t9l6 they're a still trying to push this after stadia? Maybe with the calls to make big graphics cards illegal

2023-05-21 02:44:52 GMT

This is what it looks like when you run your own pleroma instance
https://sleepy.cafe/media/2afcfc79f452267d6247b4efd7413ff05f181dba94ffc8adbbec1ce453ee0590.jpg

2023-05-20 21:31:46 GMT

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@npub1m7p…0szf anything but work on a browser

2023-05-20 21:17:11 GMT

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@npub1m7p…0szf
>looks up video
I wasn't ready

2023-05-20 16:15:30 GMT

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@npub1pyy…juws @npub1fxl…ym5p @npub13r2…tqc5 what if she wanted noise canceling headphones how would that even work

2023-05-20 16:09:57 GMT

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@npub1ssv…5ggz yes but blood sugar is a big problem for them and potatoes are one of the worst things you can eat for that

2023-05-20 16:00:08 GMT

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@npub1ssv…5ggz the big issue with fat people is they graze. They budget their meals but not their snacks that easily add up to 1000+ calories per day.

2023-05-20 15:48:46 GMT

Everybody's talking about ozempic but never forget the real OG
https://sleepy.cafe/media/ca22263960d15414872182e67ef266f40d5662dd1f21a494ff6212a16df7d72a.mp4

2023-05-20 12:37:01 GMT

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@npub18l5…swpw @npub1tqq…y3a2 history has proven that nothing good can exist ever. If it works as reported that means it gives you AIDS and we'll find out about it in a few years.

2023-05-20 04:50:06 GMT

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@npub14gg…79df WELL THEN TAKE THIS 🐒

2023-05-20 04:44:13 GMT

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@npub14gg…79df can you actually see reactions on nostr

2023-05-20 04:18:11 GMT

Any time there's a long thread and the #nigger starts using #hashtags I just instantly x out

2023-05-19 23:23:51 GMT

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@npub1m3s…7u0j @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ecj…fchy no keep looking you'll see it its a big block of text

2023-05-19 23:22:25 GMT

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@npub1m3s…7u0j @npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ecj…fchy GO LOOK

2023-05-19 23:21:01 GMT

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@npub10ug…2yj6 @npub1ecj…fchy @npub1m3s…7u0j MAYBE BECAUSE YOU POSTED THAT SHIT 10 MINUTES AGO THAT MADE ME WANT TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE

2023-05-19 01:51:15 GMT

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@npub1q3k…q3wu just letting you know I really don't like your posts so I'm gonna keep following you because I hate myself

2023-05-18 20:55:27 GMT

>youtube deleting old content
>forcing shorts in your face
they're just trying to be the new tiktok

2023-05-18 20:12:38 GMT

Trailer park boys isn't doing much for me. The writing is all cliches and the jokes don't really land.

2023-05-18 17:18:52 GMT

I need to get back to work today but I do not want to

2023-05-18 14:23:17 GMT

I hope every goyslop brand labels their products inside and out with the niggerfaggot flag so right wingers become healthier

2023-05-17 19:06:08 GMT

does anybody have guided meditation tracks that aren't "puju baboo presents recentrifize your chakrademons"

2023-05-17 16:49:33 GMT

Niggas finally just made me move to a call whitelist. Sirs.