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2026-10-23 17:36:06 GMT

you might have heard of the German minced raw pork hedgehog, but have you heard of the sausage horse?
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/b44a8d66-634d-4a09-b477-357a7f285cbb/mettigel.mp4

2026-10-21 06:40:15 GMT

girls are cute, but kinda stupid (white men's burden)

2026-10-20 21:21:43 GMT

https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/b999ebf7-8b7e-4577-917e-49797058047e/zfu3dxmvhcwh1.webp

2026-10-20 14:56:19 GMT

most dangerous kind of woman
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/b89e7e41-f4f9-4178-9323-960ac9b7a240/40gqodqsc1uh1.webp

2026-10-20 14:15:18 GMT

psych ward room
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/b428f467-8cbc-4e83-b076-74901a79ef08/ttx6ebtixgwh1.webp

2026-10-20 09:26:33 GMT

the advantage of Mormonism, like Catholicism, is the direct link to God who can make doctrinal changes, like the 1987 Mormon change of allowing black people.

2026-10-19 21:57:25 GMT

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2026-10-18 21:13:41 GMT

> In Oregon, a person must be 18 to buy rifles and shotg*ns and 21 to purchase a handg*n. Those under 18 can possess non-handg*n weapons with parental consent. It’s unclear if Griffin had consent to use the weapon.
why do news articles start censoring words? :huhcat: we live in such a dystopia

2026-10-17 21:06:19 GMT

since we had this discussion in the morning: in the US you learn where China is in university with an AI map
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2026-10-17 19:19:09 GMT

shondo cute nails
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2026-10-17 13:25:48 GMT

should I use AVIF or WebP for big PNG compression? I think some people on fedi dislike it? could you explain why? thanks!

2026-10-17 12:57:03 GMT

i wasn't aware that Broadcom /:VMWare was this evil :sadge:

2026-10-17 12:53:52 GMT

mute thread button my beloved

2026-10-17 10:06:56 GMT

male friend received message from ex for first time in two years about how he was. naturally she broke up with bf recently :Sheew:

2026-10-17 09:35:47 GMT

@kolya our decoy safe even has a convenient handle for the criminal to use :shrugz:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/9ae34164-42c0-45a5-b70a-7df2c8193d9a/image.webp

2026-10-17 09:04:49 GMT

Palm Pilot Professional in clear case from 1997
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2026-10-17 09:02:22 GMT

how you know you're not the protagonist
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2026-10-17 09:00:47 GMT

@lain in full agreement. I didn't attend much public school, but compared to the funny alternative schools I attended, public school taught me nothing or was a net negative.

2026-10-17 08:56:55 GMT

police explained to us that night stands and bed are the worst place to store valuables since criminals will go for that first. so not sure about this one
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c25a3f13-7c5f-4830-a9d6-939c37a19d30/safe.mp4

2026-10-17 08:51:22 GMT

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2026-10-17 08:37:47 GMT

i told husband I want a laindesertcat and he said emphatically no :sadMa:

2026-10-17 08:35:57 GMT

either less people study at uni going forward or we need to invent a better tier of education. it cant be that over 50% reach university degree.

2026-10-16 21:49:03 GMT

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2026-10-16 20:00:48 GMT

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2026-10-16 13:48:25 GMT

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2026-10-16 11:08:52 GMT

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2026-10-15 15:32:34 GMT

MSRF commander Mi Tala Nyan
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/674b0c82-64c2-4e3d-aad2-37fe40cddfed/fympzr8tenvh1.webp

2026-10-15 13:37:10 GMT

after the AI crash I'll buy this for hopefully much cheaper :ina_nod:
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2026-10-15 13:30:52 GMT

shooting iMac is not a good way of destroying data :Sheew:
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2026-10-15 13:28:36 GMT

@lain did they make them illegal? isn't it more of an industry conspiracy for people to be contented with less? :sadMa:

2026-10-15 12:22:00 GMT

website design teams getting replaced with AI is no loss for me. before the switch most websites already were shit. just framework templates, all looked the same, very low informational density and high user annoyance.

2026-10-15 12:12:35 GMT

my dad has an old stable on his property next to the street. rebuilding it according to German monument protection laws would cost around 2 million EUR instead of pulling it down and rebuilding it for 250k EUR. so he has to wait until it's completely unsafe to rebuild. then he can pull it down and re-build for 250k. will take a few more decades, maybe task for the next generation.

2026-10-15 09:27:23 GMT

:Think:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/e14a2326-6abb-43e8-bf9a-76d62f003ef0/what-does-elon-musk-have-to-do-with-estrogen-v0-keq8zlc5zhvh1.webp
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2026-10-15 01:00:37 GMT

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2026-10-15 00:46:49 GMT

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2026-10-14 21:45:05 GMT

I managed 20 seconds into Chainsmoking Cat before disliking it and stopping

2026-10-14 21:32:38 GMT

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2026-10-14 19:12:41 GMT

:0010:
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2026-10-14 19:01:20 GMT

Abdulrahman Alfozan, 35, a national of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, was arrested after trying to bug his employer OpenAI's executive board room.
If convicted, Alfozan faces a maximum penalty of 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine, followed by 3 years of supervised release.
via US Department of Justice
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2026-10-14 18:37:11 GMT

shopping in Germany becomes unaffordable for many :airisigh:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/f40ae108-7e88-431c-a2cf-1f1429479262/rka3jxzghevh1.webp

2026-10-14 11:57:27 GMT

mini bottle on the go
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8c206de2-ffbc-47ac-bc6f-0824d88c9aa8/2w7oot6t5rt21.webp

2026-10-14 10:51:22 GMT

cycling on the MTB path there was an old man peeing and seeing me, he stopped and drew his pants up. i wanted to shout "please proceed! don't mind me!" but doubt it would have helped. now he probably has wet undies.

2026-10-13 21:27:10 GMT

Prince Johannes of Thurn and Taxis said he prefer funerals to weddings because he meets a better sort of person.

2026-10-13 20:32:06 GMT

everyone on fedi can speak german, but does not want to desecrate it by such profane use

2026-10-13 19:28:41 GMT

barter, sea shells, spear hunting, burrows
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/c91e62b2-884b-487b-8033-403ac1b22658/uy8malako7vh1.webp

2026-10-13 07:14:26 GMT

solution to sensitive men's problems :Sheew:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/02659bc4-6459-490c-af42-f3f0e86b9da6/1791665240024303.webm

2026-10-12 13:02:12 GMT

fake but funny
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2f3752e4-8d89-4c82-ac39-160eff85b27e/0dgm4msa81vh1.webp

2026-10-12 12:21:38 GMT

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2026-10-12 11:44:37 GMT

This is a gentle reminder that you have not completed your TootDay Performance Evaluation 2026.
Please collect your highest scoring posts, add their repeat and favorite counts and put them into the TootDay2026-PerformanceReview.xlsx document by October 15th at the latest!
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/5d579056-2bb5-445c-8e75-20c9e3c5a62a/kaia_sig.webp

2026-10-12 10:56:50 GMT

i hope Adobe is fucked now :smile:

2026-10-11 15:04:40 GMT

what kind of sensors would report this? :Think:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/0b2852d7-f96d-4dc1-99e7-9340f29b7915/2j3cc1mdxvqz816c.webp

2026-10-11 14:32:43 GMT

for the past few week I use it now. it tracks sleep, heart rate, blood oxygen, physical activity, steps. can track workouts and if you go all in with AI features, it will recommend workouts and track progress.
is it worth it? kinda? it's a small motivator. but the AI features are no real benefit. you could track more, like weight or caloric intake, but you have to photograph food and measure manually. that's stuff I don't wanna hassle with.
battery lasts several days, it's unobtrusive, small. it's very cheap.
I won't buy the 100 eurobucks AI subscription after the trial. then the AI chat assistant will be unavailable.
overall I'd say it's not worth getting.
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/8b77fec6-819d-4e3a-aac2-9903aa1de7a3/81E9hU-kH3L._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.webp

2026-10-11 12:18:32 GMT

lain was right: we're living in a milk or be milked world :airisigh:

2026-10-11 08:15:17 GMT

years of cute emoji blasted into the cosmos :FernWoah:
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2026-10-10 20:55:55 GMT

uninstalling GIMP :Sheew:
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2026-10-10 19:02:19 GMT

I never thought leopards would eat MY face
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/af813c3b-539f-4378-ba16-fd9d62b8837c/2026-10-10-210142_753x826_scrot.webp

2026-10-10 16:58:44 GMT

Ukraine committed the war crime of destroying 2700 Nvidia GPUs in their strike on Yandex :Sheew:

2026-10-10 15:05:50 GMT

things Protestantism caused:
- Loss of Apostolic Succession
- Endless Splintering
- Cannibalism
- United States -> Donald Trump

2026-10-10 11:40:16 GMT

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2026-10-09 15:42:27 GMT

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2026-10-09 15:34:46 GMT

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2026-10-09 15:31:46 GMT

Fidel Castro in a Polish miner's uniform, Katowice 1972. He was also awarded the title of Honorary Miner of the People's Poland.
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2026-10-09 15:21:52 GMT

new mayor of Queropalca, Peru
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/2fa19a44-895e-4f4e-ab4a-c840bc5ee419/6vpsmadboduh1.webp

2026-10-09 12:36:31 GMT

charity scammer
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2026-10-09 12:22:49 GMT

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2026-10-09 00:53:52 GMT

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2026-10-08 20:45:32 GMT

I made a Typst document, sent it as PDF to someone for review and they used Microsoft Word or whatever to edit the nicely formatted PDF, changing sentences and paragraphs and sent it back without telling me what they changed. now I have to manually go through 32 pages of their changes and incorporate into Typst since AI sucks at that.
I'm livid, I will never ever work with them again.

2026-10-06 20:18:17 GMT

probably best new feature in lain's PleroFE ricing :happyday:
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/bf4f4cd3-4aeb-431f-953d-262e109583d4/2026-10-06-221738_441x210_scrot.webp

2026-10-06 19:28:01 GMT

Captain Archer did what???
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/dee101d8-248f-4909-b525-67f540e33ee2/2026-10-06-212750_1110x809_scrot.webp

2026-10-06 19:23:09 GMT

I heard "I explain you" several times from native speakers. maybe they'll claim back the superior Germanic forms after all

2026-10-06 15:08:01 GMT

name your kid sth to search-optimize on Google, like we did our son Burnhard

2026-10-06 14:49:02 GMT

@lain she falls in love for the instructor and can wow him with her skills

2026-10-06 13:06:44 GMT

ungesichert rechtsextrem - die Berufsgenossenschaft wird aktiv

2026-10-06 13:00:21 GMT

until 2035 every other German job in manufacturing will be made redundant
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/7dc6f647-88a5-4776-8b2d-4e44755e7244/d67904241c9119c6f3735e7125c675e7,34879f7d.webp

2026-10-06 12:10:53 GMT

Jesus looks on
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2026-10-06 11:38:18 GMT

made ratatouille - delicious :happyday:

2026-10-06 11:37:03 GMT

@mametsuko but I wanna hear Mame speak it. JP girls speaking German is so cute. I'm sure speaking NL is even cuter :a2bcute:

2026-10-06 11:33:06 GMT

@mametsuko hallo mame! magst du niederländisch?

2026-10-06 11:13:29 GMT

to the father cycling with his teenage boy on the highway, father and son in black outfits on black bikes: please be retarded somewhere else.

2026-10-06 09:48:06 GMT

@lain a girl can dream

2026-10-06 09:28:47 GMT

@lain
> French President Emmanuel Macron has not named a single "favorite" manga artist, but he has publicly expressed a strong fondness for Eiichiro Oda (creator of One Piece) and Akira Toriyama (creator of Dragon Ball).
:shrug_yui:

2026-10-06 07:22:59 GMT

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2026-10-05 22:21:56 GMT

holesome :ina_nod:
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2026-10-05 22:18:53 GMT

i wish all rightoid memes were wholesome malfoid ones

2026-10-05 14:18:15 GMT

Pleroma if it was SAP: To upgrade to Pleroma 2.11, you'll have to pay $1000. If you don't upgrade, we will sue you for $10,000!

2026-10-05 12:25:17 GMT

three kind of corporate tech jobs:
1.) so many Teams calls, you barely manage to work
2.) so many diverse responsibilities, you barely manage to work
3.) you barely manage to work

2026-10-05 12:14:04 GMT

Clio agrees it would make the relationship better
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2026-10-05 12:02:52 GMT

i haven't seen a F1nn5ter video in ages. why did she start to speak like an aggressively homosexual man?

2026-10-05 11:27:24 GMT

white-adjacent social media instance

2026-10-05 07:08:37 GMT

in the future your GPU serial number is linked to your name in case you use a local LLM to generate sth illegal
https://media.pleroma.soykaf.com/media/d4ff54d3-1b10-421a-9520-48fa9d0e4d3e/1790964821296339.webp

2026-10-05 07:03:26 GMT

future of girlfriends
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2026-10-05 06:57:49 GMT

US to implement liters finally, since fuel stations per gallon reached the maximum displayable 9.99
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2026-10-05 05:38:42 GMT

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2026-10-05 05:25:12 GMT

girls who grew up with horses know how important grooming is and that sheath cleaning is medical necessity

2026-10-04 18:14:36 GMT

@lain
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2026-10-04 10:43:46 GMT

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2026-10-04 10:39:52 GMT

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2026-10-03 19:44:31 GMT

I tried Meta's Animated Drawings feature
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2026-10-03 17:22:30 GMT

someone on Reddit was gifted this amazing cabinet and asks whether they can paint it :aaaaaa:
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2026-10-03 17:02:08 GMT

German police drone
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