cloud fodder

captain of a sailing vessel

building relay.tools

electron microscopic time preference capable

email: [email protected]

Public Key

npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

NIP-05 Address

[email protected]

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs8eseg5zxak2hal8umuaa7laxgxjyll9uhyxp86c522shn9gj8crspp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejssuw8ae

Publishing to

nos.lol

nostr.wine

Author Public Key

npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h

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2026-08-17 15:04:39 GMT

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Ohhh, wait, now the clanker is telling me what you were saying, amethyst using the wrong format.. So I can see the message for some reason, but the clankers won't respond to it.
"Found it — not a mention-format problem. cloud fodder's message is kind 40002 (sent from Amethyst), not kind 9 like everything else in this channel. It does carry a correct p-tag for me, but my harness only routes kind 9 channel messages as mention triggers, so a kind 40002 event never reaches me as a mention regardless of tag correctness."
@npub1gcx…nj5z do you know why these kind differences when using amethyst? Strangely, i "see" the messages in both clients but I guess they're not the buzz kinds..

2026-08-17 15:02:46 GMT

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I just tried it, and yeah, the mentioning is broken. Hehe. But, I could probably fix this in the buzz-fork if anyone cares enough.

2026-08-17 05:15:55 GMT

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I think so yah

2026-08-17 05:14:26 GMT

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Also, clanker incorrect, it uses the right kinds its just all buried in the menus to get into buzz mode..

2026-08-17 05:13:06 GMT

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Amethyst implementation of it is a little buggy, was that the tldr here? Hehe. Its not surprising as it supports a zillion things that if aren't used much by any users that report or request changes, stay buggy.

2026-08-16 20:29:34 GMT

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https://cloud.blossom.band/27230ecc39f37002f5543ea78ba556c7d37bde0a1e83ec5fb8d5734cc971d39a.jpg

2026-08-16 20:28:21 GMT

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RelayTools-android keeps a forever till you clear it, cache of profiles.. Once it populates it doesn't waste network by forgetting so much. Try it by pointing it at your relays if you want.

2026-08-16 20:03:42 GMT

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Armada prob best, at least they are doing the clankers+ git repos +stuff we crave

2026-08-16 20:01:30 GMT

250k #taco #blooming
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2026-08-16 19:59:02 GMT

Ples wait.. loading #bloomscrolling
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2026-08-16 19:46:12 GMT

#banger #takes #relays #grownostr
#nevent1q…p8zj

2026-08-16 19:43:11 GMT

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Fat bears don't wanna bother themselves with you or anyone. 😎😂

2026-08-16 19:41:56 GMT

Real or not, if it's not real, it will be
This is the science fiction of our day.
#nevent1q…sasv

2026-08-16 19:24:05 GMT

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And I mean multiplatform, as in all desktops, and all mobiles..

2026-08-16 19:21:37 GMT

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buzz is bringing native desktop multiplatform app releases for nip29 and clankers to the masses and providing them hosting .. Buzz fork does NOT produce apple releases for example because that would cost me 2000$ upfront cost to compile.

2026-08-16 19:17:06 GMT

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flotilla is the one app i haven't tested because it's off the ranch doing it's own thing potentially it could do it but I grow tired of testing the @npub1jlr…ynqn software for no real reason sometimes. but any nip29 client can in theory join, because it's just a relay url and invite code..
if you can parse this yourself and put it in flotilla, try it?
https://buzz.relay.tools/invite/v2.pg7V0of2TA32rKRPUqX51DvE6ZdxvPukLzvCv52k_tE
Eg. the code, is the string after the invite, eg "v2.pg7V0of2TA32rKRPUqX51DvE6ZdxvPukLzvCv52k_tE". The relay, is wss://buzz.relay.tools.
You can also use armada or nostrord or amethyst or relaytools-android, we're all parsing nip29 invites best we can.

2026-08-16 18:54:19 GMT

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indeed, it's full of slop because clankers rule haha. I even thought it was fine, cause it was mitigated on my fork and I also use armada in parallel and forgot we mitigated this.
https://cloud.blossom.band/311b520142e57812c49894cfb4bf3e086f88f9f686f5cade5fe6876aeae9eacb.png

2026-08-16 18:48:54 GMT

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Buzz is very buggy rn 🔥

2026-08-16 18:47:17 GMT

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Those are green onions not chives.. Silly.

2026-08-16 18:37:26 GMT

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buzz fork mitigated, upstream not yet..

2026-08-16 18:34:13 GMT

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clanker corrected me
https://cloud.blossom.band/aa8b98b80566a68bdb0b704b4307f60b37ebf61af870132262d3da138c92bb48.png

2026-08-16 18:31:17 GMT

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they did fix it I believe.

2026-08-16 18:25:21 GMT

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if we can find the relay that they're on, there's a "pulse" feature, where they post the kind1s.. but yeah, I know what you mean :) hehehe.
but also, I have attempted contribution to upstream buzz so that makes me "a buzz dev". Just sayin' 😎

2026-08-16 17:52:30 GMT

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Yes, but also for any relay. It's a relay browser app and supports nostr standards for nip86 and much more. I think anyone running any kind of relay, would enjoy it.

2026-08-16 17:44:11 GMT

If you aren't following only fattest bears, you are missing out.. #bearscrolling
#nevent1q…j63y

2026-08-16 17:23:47 GMT

RelayTools-android v1.3.9 released! Minor annoyances will not be tolerated on my daily-driver 😎
Minor changes: Better realtime feedback on "find missing notes". Slightly more administrative features, on profile popups.
Obtainium: https://apks.relay.tools/RelayTools-android
Zapstore: https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools
https://i.nostr.build/y2INWJeQP2mywfouo4fjKJ.png

2026-08-16 17:03:11 GMT

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I am, I forked it and run an active buzz relay that tracks upstream goings on and removes any non-nostr cruft.
https://code.relay.tools/forks/buzz
Lmk if you want an invite and you can talk to clankers about what you want to see.

2026-08-16 16:57:24 GMT

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Damn, those water effects lookin niiiice. What is this, triple 5090s? 😎

2026-08-16 16:54:45 GMT

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The explosion of buzz relays probably eclipses our current nostr "DAU" by a factor of 100x... And they're not graphed or anything yet despite being native nostr relays. Kinda wild really.. And neat.

2026-08-16 16:51:23 GMT

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2026-08-16 16:43:51 GMT

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Sorry double reply, jumble rugged but then didn't rug, who knows 😂

2026-08-16 16:43:20 GMT

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Nice, it loaded. Is there a way to expand the new users feed to see the full view (I can only see the most recent card of ~12)? I thought I remembered something like that before.. 🤔

2026-08-16 16:38:35 GMT

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ah, it's back! nice. Is there a way to expand the new user feed to show more than just the little window of .. like 24 or so? Eg. The entire new user feed paginated or anything? I seem to remember I used to be able to do that.

2026-08-16 16:30:50 GMT

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It does matter, that they left, precisely because they couldn't get their damus airdrops they were promised or got harrassed by wackos and couldn't figure out how to turn it off. 😂

2026-08-16 16:26:34 GMT

Do I dare flip nos.lol to inbox view so I can see if any of these rumored new nostriches are replying to me that didn't gain a WoT score yet? Hmmmm .. Nah, prob not, I heard there were mostly new bots out there and that'd be super annoying. I allow >160 thousand existing keys that have a score >0 to reply to my inboxes, that's plenty..
@npub1utx…50e8 Is nostrarchives under struggle while you're doing some experiments here? I am not seeing anything on the landing page.. Was going to check your new users feed. 😎
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2026-08-16 16:15:37 GMT

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running smaller relays is better. big relays are not just a free for all. look at primal, they censor, look at damus, it severely throttles by IP, look at nos, it feeds everything to LLMs and has sophisticated blocking.. none of which is transparent.
so your utopia view of these free big relays is flawed and would never work like I think you are thinking. better to lead by example and stop pretending a big free relay will have your interest in mind or be a good experience for everyone at once. by definition it will be more closed off because its under heavy load and doing its own things to cater to more people which would mean the experience degrades over time vs. running your own.

2026-08-16 15:50:07 GMT

Few years later, and we still didn't educate enough about relays.. Slow progress but I think most that are still here are understanding more each day.. Clients that didn't help, and don't give their users autonomy over their feeds in persuit of "automatic UI fluff", will die off eventually and outbox/inbox will be used and understood by all. 💪
#nevent1q…0d9p

2026-08-16 15:46:08 GMT

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I think he worded it strangely but I think you jumped to a conclusion that is incorrect. Moderating your own inbox relay is how you control "your" view of the comments section... Not what others see at all.. For example, if I want a dirty spam filled comment section with damus airdrops, I can choose to construct my comment section feed to include free relays like nos.lol. then if I don't, I only use my relays that filter on WoT.
It's the same thing as a client mute list..
Other people that construct a view of the SAME comment sections will experience THEIR view of the nostr based on THEIR relays.. So.. it works really well. Using relays is no different than using clients, and for less than the cost of an X subscription you can run a relay for example with feeds.relay.tools and not get harassed or annoyed off of nostr like so many have in the past.
Your feed, your view, under your control. Obviously I encourage you to run your own relay so that I don't have to run one for you but I provide the services in case you don't want to do that work and would prefer to have a 3rd party in the loop.

2026-08-16 15:07:00 GMT

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Well, what you can do is, make a key for buzz, then just invite your main key. Then you can use any nip29 client with an app that *does support proper signer like armada, amethyst, nostrord or relaytools-android.

2026-08-15 21:39:08 GMT

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100% Sometimes people can only learn by trying and failing..

2026-08-15 21:26:48 GMT

👀
#nevent1q…u46q

2026-08-15 21:17:13 GMT

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cc @npub1cgc…2ndy

2026-08-15 21:15:25 GMT

RelayTools-android v1.3.8 released!
CHANGES:
New search capability (NIP50 compatible)
New search UI/UX
Delete sweep capability for relay admins based on search results
Obtainium: https://apks.relay.tools/RelayTools-android/
Zapstore: https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools
https://i.nostr.build/y2INWJeQP2mywfouo4fjKJ.png

2026-08-15 20:13:37 GMT

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NOH spinny

2026-08-15 19:52:26 GMT

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Love fusball

2026-08-15 10:41:47 GMT

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👀

2026-08-15 03:28:09 GMT

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The founding fathers wouldn't have flock in their pocket at all times.

2026-08-14 21:22:10 GMT

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Damn I miss tapas... But I have only really had it in San Francisco.
Treats!

2026-08-14 18:37:41 GMT

Everyday, new versions. Busy BEES, Rebasing, forking, the #buzz. Why? you ask? Because we can. #grownostr
Stop by the community if you want to play around or suggest things for the fork.
https://buzz.relay.tools/invite/v2.E8KN3uJuY4azjdr9aP4GD11maecpsABmlM5gcqf-poQ
https://i.nostr.build/NKLKsYW0rAqJ71cb.png

2026-08-14 06:37:34 GMT

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Don't use your main key, just have it generate one just for buzzin'

2026-08-14 06:33:26 GMT

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Muh red team forgot to fix the software before blabbin' bout the exploits on X. Oops.

2026-08-13 17:01:28 GMT

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funny, but you just broke your own 'rules' and boasted, about breaking lightning.
can't imagine why you'd do that eh? 😂
ah well, maybe you should boast a little more info so that we can secure our funds before we get rekt by your overzealous "reproductions" of these "broken" things.
yeah, i know it's hard not to boast.. clearly.

2026-08-12 15:25:14 GMT

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Niiice! I got some hats coming soon, can't wait to try it

2026-08-11 21:46:29 GMT

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I'll prob spin up email services soon. The thing is, notifications been captured by bigtechs..

2026-08-11 21:29:57 GMT

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I need something that isn't hardly ever used.. Something that works..

2026-08-11 21:18:32 GMT

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😎😎😎🌶

2026-08-11 21:03:25 GMT

nostr1.com, signups are now paused. After 3 years of providing relays in 60 seconds or less on nostr1.com domains. I would like to transition to a better/faster/stronger infrastructure. At https://feeds.relay.tools
Lessons were learned, value was created, customers that continued to subscribe will not be rugged. BUT, there will be no further nostr1.com subdomains issued in the forseeable future. So, enjoy that sweet domain, it just increased it's value. Tail-end emissions, OVER.
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2026-08-11 20:08:19 GMT

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They'll come back!! They always do.

2026-08-11 20:01:19 GMT

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paranoia is strong in this one. make you better it will.
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2026-08-11 19:51:43 GMT

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Not a joke hahaha. uhhhh... not sure if
https://cloud.blossom.band/50f2f0dc9c454f433e31aa10b74057b878b07bdf498287521d2b48eec0c087bd.png

2026-08-11 19:42:18 GMT

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We are sorry berry, lemme backdoor your project now -deepfreak CCP edition 🌶😅🕵😂👽

2026-08-11 19:39:55 GMT

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Usually cause someone has umbrel in their relay list or local host.. You can/should deny it.. Unless it was you. 😎 #relayhelpdesk

2026-08-11 19:34:14 GMT

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Yes, apologies for not being able to contact each other besides using kind1. I originally used just kind1 but people thought it was weird (3 years ago), so I tried to use DMs (both kinds), but now, I'm probably going back to doing kind1.. With nip70 mixed in. I tried so hard to support DMs, but it's over. My dogfood attempts failed so hard, I've actually rarely had this happen before.
https://cloud.blossom.band/6b2891200815a91da6bdb86fa43d5c3f38ec4449d41d3175995497d9729614de.png

2026-08-11 19:28:19 GMT

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I am curious what will be picked for sure. If it was me, I'd do a pre-taproot fork, and somehow pick something that current ASICs can't mine, and then we'd be golden.. But it's not me, so yeah, queue the popcorn. 😅

2026-08-11 19:24:43 GMT

I am prepared to defend side-loading, till the cows come home.
https://i.nostr.build/b44SaoGeJ5kq3MkFcBDEzo.png

2026-08-11 19:18:48 GMT

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Dumps are the best 👻😅

2026-08-11 19:17:58 GMT

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SRS good 🕵🚣

2026-08-11 19:02:44 GMT

RelayTools-android v1.3.7 released!
CHANGELOG: fixed outbox relay selection for mentions. Previously, mentions weren't obeying the R/W of inbox/outbox properly and I noticed and was annoyed.
INFRA CHANGES:
NEW obtainium sources available now for both RelayTools-android, and Newlay (a new nostr relay). The old sources were flaking out, obtainium doesn't support gitlab directly, and obtainium releases have been moved to better infrastructure. If you already had obtainium source, you should experience better connectivity (sorry for before). I also encourage you to use the new URLs because they have better version numbering.
No release keys were lost in this process (unlike other un-serious projects that change these keys all the time, I take this shit SRS).
Code:
https://code.relay.tools/opensauce
Obtainium:
https://apks.relay.tools/RelayTools-android/
https://apks.relay.tools/Newlay/
ZapStore:
https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools
https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.newlay.android
https://i.nostr.build/vfhpbHkAeOhLGIGh0FYqpY.png
We hatch, we fly' 🐣

2026-08-11 18:42:12 GMT

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If its in new mexico I'll come down there and hunt some UFOs with ya if that's cool 😎🕵

2026-08-11 18:02:18 GMT

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yes, for sure. I am a sucker for really blue water. I learned to sail in san francisco bay, which is great for wind, but is a superfund cleanup site and so it's not blue, and it's kind-of gross, but beautiful in a post-apocalyptic way.. Now I sail on pure blue waters. I like to joke, that if it's a simulation the machine has to deploy LOTS MORe graphics to up the water effects processing 😂

2026-08-11 17:52:03 GMT

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it's that time of year, we know it's too good to last, haha

2026-08-11 17:45:02 GMT

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this looks soooo beautiful. 😇

2026-08-11 17:42:59 GMT

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amethyst does have blocked relay list last I checked..

2026-08-11 03:14:04 GMT

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Never did.. But people post enough x links and screenshots at me, I guess I'm basically watching it via them or something at this point 😥

2026-08-10 17:22:24 GMT

I'm not on twitter but, I do think twitter is a disease for bitcoin (and pretty much all of society).
I think forks are cool, this bip110 stuff is an interesting way to start a fork that hasn't been tried before. Would I have preferred to not see all the negativity? Yes. Would I have preferred Luke float his commits and not do weird things in his fork that make it hard to understand what is going on? Yes. Am I concerned there are forks happening? No, I think that is normal and if anything I am surprised it doesn't happen more often.
No reason to be scared of, or angry about forks. IMO.
Hope the next fork rolls back some code even farther maybe.. and I hope it helps people understand forks better.

2026-08-09 04:43:36 GMT

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welcome to #dronestr

2026-08-09 04:33:39 GMT

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you can add access control to the agents so more than just you can talk to them.. In the settings. careful tho, if the agent is on your computer you prob don't want that.

2026-08-08 20:36:21 GMT

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Kinda looks like it did huh.. 🕵

2026-08-08 20:34:46 GMT

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Did it split? Feel like all these explorers may be so hammered rn they can't really show right data.

2026-08-08 18:55:21 GMT

Only 12 blocks to go till mandatory bip110 signaling 🕵

2026-08-08 17:33:19 GMT

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This was a good read.. Thanks 😅

2026-08-08 17:29:32 GMT

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I think I'll be buying a software defined radio listener 😅 always wanted one of those..
BTLE doesn't have to pair to anything to transmit data.

2026-08-08 12:12:48 GMT

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I was thinking more like, what if it just broadcasts your seed via hidden BT chip or something.. Like from the hat.

2026-08-08 04:03:34 GMT

We must turn the other cheek, be humble and die,.. said no infosec team ever.. But you do you. I've been plenty religious before, and I understand the importance of morality mmmkay. So I apologize if this offends.
https://image.nostr.build/adeec1ddb6ea0a037dd39b1a6d7fb3af0e6ef8e9e7ea4c7ebafe4000951f79de.png
Nah I don't think we will do that. Gn.

2026-08-08 03:51:19 GMT

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Oh,they prob 'caught it' off the clock. For millions.

2026-08-08 03:50:05 GMT

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Narrator: they never will.. N stuff

2026-08-08 03:14:28 GMT

Relays showing signs of struggle. That's pretty much what they do. I can always turn off signups too, but I've never done that.

2026-08-08 02:55:46 GMT

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Gotta drink plenty water 😅😎⚓👻
Or die..

2026-08-08 02:48:43 GMT

If I go far enough north there will be plenty of #fatbears #bearstr
Hardly anyone can make it that far tho..

2026-08-08 02:42:17 GMT

Unclaimed island..
One of the only.. ⚓⚓⚓
Nautical demensia, is what we call it.
https://cloud.blossom.band/26551e0a95e8ca2056600a244ea97c9614f4d3597bf17991274fa107ec10e575.jpg

2026-08-08 02:40:19 GMT

I got spots.. To swing around on.
https://cloud.blossom.band/6bf461bdc4472771a64ed5289a97e056ea3553e4b5440086875433c6d2f17f0d.jpg

2026-08-08 02:37:18 GMT

Arguably, I caught 5 keeper dungen ies. With a freezer burned shrimp package, from gross out. #winning
https://cloud.blossom.band/452fe2d4a320fae79d657662bfd875d4fa4855b90960a3eb14fbc2084da1db8d.jpg
Then crew mutiny and it all basically almost fell apart. But captain, made it back to dock just fine.. Took a lot. Hit a deadhead log, had to with HaoLD rations due to refrigeration risks and deadloss risks till the last minute. New crew pls.
Fuck, whatchu want from me? 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌋🏖⛵⛵⛵⚓🛳🚤🚣🛥🚢

2026-08-08 02:14:48 GMT

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Narrator: they didn't.

2026-08-07 20:09:15 GMT

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That's why I'm gonna be needing HDMI, mouse keybd .. 🕵 sure, I'll have to deal with the cables and holding HDMI screen in view of the other camera and such
But seems like needed. And would completely wreck any supply chain attacks.

2026-08-07 20:05:49 GMT

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Glad you made it, Wheewwww 😥

2026-08-07 19:51:25 GMT

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I trust a pi more than esp32 with custom codes. Because it has two decades of hardening for security in the Linux kernel.

2026-08-07 19:49:51 GMT

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But yes, it is the ONLY supported hardware part/SKU so .. It's just a code type thing (and capability of that HW thing) has to match their releases of what they both support (it works at all) and test (it actually works)

2026-08-07 19:46:14 GMT

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I assume they need this high res type 240x240 and all their QR type stuff has to be flawless. I would like it if they had capability for HDMI and mouse keyboard, at least that would add a huge swath of hardware to the mix, vs a single hardware SKU

2026-08-07 19:36:23 GMT

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Likelyhood: too damn high!
https://image.nostr.build/71eee272629fa4e7f3a282e44e150061d0e3eb02eed171b2f3bb5becb2dc46fb.png

2026-08-07 19:34:15 GMT

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If you have a mentality that is assume the best. You can never work in info-sec..