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I’ve been switching dentists since I was 16. Every one of them was the same asshole. Probably will end up going to my friend who has a clinic nearby even tho I was avoiding this bc I don’t want him staring up mouth.

2023-10-06 17:01:23

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My dentist told me four years ago that I had two cavities that I never got filled, this year he said I had zero and when I asked him about the old two, he said “oh yeah I see them, and you have two more.”
Dental work around here is a scam 🥲

2023-10-06 03:31:16

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Winning.

2023-10-06 02:43:05

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Oh, you’re absolutely right. I think parenting is the most difficult and simultaneously rewarding thing in the world. Anything *that* worthwhile will be challenging and I have empathy towards parents who do their best. I’m sure my perspective will be substantially different when I have my own kiddos.
Good to connect with another educator :)

2023-10-06 02:24:11

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Absolutely precious. I hope she watches this video with delight when she’s older :)

2023-10-06 02:21:42

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I work in education, with an endless number of disturbed children and I can say with certainty that their parents are at fault. Having been in this field and interacting with children all day, despite not having my own, gives me valuable insights about the effects of parenting on a child’s psyche, behavior, development, and quality of life.
My aforementioned stance took a lot of time to develop and I’m firm in it. I think many people would be better off going to therapy instead of bringing innocent lives into this world and making them suffer, and then subsequently making others suffer through their children’s disturbances.

2023-10-06 02:00:14

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This is the only way.

2023-10-06 01:52:29

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Some of them have gotten scouted for their teeth if they met other requirements.

2023-10-06 01:44:46

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Shit if I know. I’m 115 pounds of nothing but existential discomfort these days.

2023-10-06 01:38:44

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Why jack’s face tho? Is he a strong zap-not-like advocate?

2023-10-06 01:33:21

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How does one enjoy life to begin with?

2023-10-06 01:31:21

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I disagree, they’re the ones who have a few important things to give a fuck about and give all the fucks in the world about them.

2023-10-06 01:01:37

But in the end, stories are about one person saying to another: This is the way it feels to me. Can you understand what I’m saying? Does it feel this way to you?
- Kazuo Ishiguro in his Nobel prize acceptance speech, 2017

2023-10-06 00:33:58

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You are a mellow vibe.

2023-10-06 00:30:53

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🫠

2023-10-05 23:44:02

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I’m convinced about 60% of men and women who have kids in this country are not fit to be parents. I’m not a judgmental person but if there’s one thing I’ll judge till the day I die, it’s parenting.
With that being said, I’m going to have/adopt like ten of my own and do it right.

2023-10-05 23:34:39

In the Name of Poetry
The world isn’t always poetic, my mother
tells me today. I shrug and keep writing
because I’m convinced the entire world is
poetic if you capture the essence of it subtly
like a paintbrush on blank canvas, or the way my diamonds reflect the sun at midday.
I use these poems to solidify memories, to firmly cement the brutal history of my heart
so the world cannot kill me again,
it can only look back at me like this
which doesn’t hurt as much, I think.

2023-10-05 23:32:12

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Plot twist: Your son is part of a prophecy is this is foreshadowing.

2023-10-05 23:26:31

Woke up today with the realization that I’m fucking crazy. Absolutely unhinged. A ticking bomb.

2023-10-05 01:57:39

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Reminds me of a pregnant friend who says, about her pregnancy cravings, ‘other women crave vanilla, I crave a villa.’
I would love a Spanish villa as well.

2023-10-05 01:35:57

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Astronomy is a science. It is miles a away from what astrology is, a form of divination, essentially an exploitative scam and crutch for faithless people.
I don’t think MBTI has scientific relevance but it’s a useful tool for me to understand myself and the people around me. I’ve been getting the same result for about a decade.

2023-10-05 01:30:51

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Everyone deprived of philosophy Saturdays on nostr.

2023-10-05 01:30:04

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Sex is a deeply spiritual act, cannot and was never meant to be engaged in outside the sacred boundaries of marriage. One of the greatest downfalls of this society, I’m certain, will be the prevalence of premarital and extramarital sex.
I was brainwashed into believing this stance was ‘backwards’ in my college years but the older I get, the more I realize the wisdom in religious perspectives of sex.

2023-10-05 00:56:53

Code Blue in Room 6109
I grieve in fragments /
Outside the hospital window
An obscure gray fog

2023-10-05 00:54:57

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1. Twas a joke.
2. I’m not a model. I would rather be a janitor for the CIA than degrade myself that way. I perceive my worth as a woman to be too high to use my face and body for promoting purchases.
3. I have known many fashion models, some signed to agencies such as IMG and Wilhelmina LA, as well as non-models who call themselves models bc they post FaceTuned, classless pictures on IG and think they look attractive.
These girls all have a defining set of characteristics that I won’t mention to avoid causing offense. This is partially what my previous comment was playing on, however non-serious it was.

2023-09-30 22:55:42

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Apologies, please proceed.

2023-09-30 22:54:18

Will be gone for a little over a week, see you all soon! ⚡️

2023-09-30 22:53:29

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She’s not a model any more than Kylie Jenner is a model. I wouldn’t recommend IG influencers as girlfriends either, there seems to be a disproportionately high rate of ‘fucking around and finding out’ amongst this group.

2023-09-30 16:25:34

I’ve lost a lot in the past two years. The sun is finally starting to shine again. I’m happy.

2023-09-30 03:41:24

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Not always, and when it is, it’s obvious. I’ve never had that happen, personally.

2023-09-30 03:39:12

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I think the biggest compliments I’ve ever perceived are when people say they will pray for me, because it means they will take a moment out of their time to mention me to God out of pure goodwill and kindness.

2023-09-30 03:07:12

Also: the rich and famous are more cursed than blessed. I don’t envy them. Imagine having to live the rest of your days being surrounded by sycophants and leeches trying to get clout or favors.
Reminds me of when Kim K was irrelevant and copied everything Paris Hilton did until she got famous herself.
It’s even worse for single men who have to fight off gold-diggers at every turn. #note1vm0…g67x

2023-09-30 02:57:12

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Apparently, eating meat can also lead to using the wrong ‘you’re’
Sorry, it’s true

2023-09-30 02:53:19

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https://image.nostr.build/5bf5465a4d8b7226b9301013e375fba124febae3431b32b7c365750c05faeb5c.gif

2023-09-30 02:51:03

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What I lack in imagination, I compensate for in zaps.

2023-09-30 02:46:42

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If only! He’s an Irish actor.

2023-09-30 02:46:19

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No human being can predict the future beyond using logic based on present information.
If they could, they’d be immensely wealthy and successful, advising the most powerful people on earth, securing positions as world leaders, and finessing the stock market.
Diviners and fortune-tellers exploit people’s desperation or just general interest in the unseen. It’s both pathetic are condemnable because most of them are, for lack of a better word, losers.

2023-09-30 02:33:14

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A billionaire.

2023-09-30 02:20:45

Tarot told me five years ago that by now I’d be a millionaire, married to the love of my life who I’d meet online, and a mother of two kids (both girls), who would go on to become artists.
No bigger scam in the universe than divination. #note1cyx…m3da

2023-09-30 02:05:06

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Just met?! You’re a Netflix and chill kinda guy, I see. First date and everything’s out in the open. 😅

2023-09-30 02:03:32

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No, unless I’m expecting communication from my mom. In all other cases, phone is away and out of sight.

2023-09-30 02:02:22

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Always a hunk, and he has the perfect beard length in this photo. Let me go look at some videos to get some vague sense of his personality. Will update 💜

2023-09-30 01:57:28

Haiku # 7
Solitary June /
The world only exists in
my mind and this moon.

2023-09-30 01:53:38

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He really is, and accent is a bonus.

2023-09-29 22:47:02

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Sounds delicious!

2023-09-29 22:22:47

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That’s scary. I’m a honey and maple syrup maxi when it comes to substituting white sugar.

2023-09-29 21:28:54

TIL people are irrationally defensive about sugar substitutes and cannot manage critical thinking.

2023-09-29 21:14:47

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Done. 🤤 https://image.nostr.build/0507560eb520fda379ac6a35f9bf18287324aff58bcdcf278e09ee03b58daf39.jpg

2023-09-29 20:53:05

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I need someone unobtainable, otherwise there’s no fun in the crush.

2023-09-29 20:52:34

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He’s a true cutie and I love his character in Normal People, but he says ‘like’ too much and is a little young for my taste. Think ‘over 35, well-spoken, outwardly shy, unmarried’

2023-09-29 20:34:45

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Tell me you’re stupid without telling me you’re stupid.

2023-09-29 20:27:48

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It’s time 😅 Time to find someone new, any suggestions?

2023-09-29 20:27:08

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ready-to-bake pain du chocolat. 😢

2023-09-29 20:26:01

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I don’t think they would even understand the research study, if they bother reading in the first place 🙄

2023-09-29 20:23:55

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Truth. We have free will, we can choose to act in accordance with God’s wish for humanity or act against it; the latter is not the fault of some sacred text or belief system.

2023-09-29 20:19:47

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Beautiful.

2023-09-29 20:11:47

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The Tree of Life is actually on my list, thanks for the reminder; I’ll watch this weekend. I’ve been trying to find the film equivalent of Dostoevsky, in regards to themes of existence, humanity, and God. Easier to find in literature than entertainment.
Ha. Won’t argue with you there. Modern Muslims aren’t any better.

2023-09-29 20:02:11

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Too generous. It’s simply medjool dates stuffed with walnuts, correct? I like to put a couple chocolate chips in mine to add another kick of sweetness, not that they need it 😅

2023-09-29 19:58:50

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It’s not the 3 religions that create evil, it’s the people. We need to separate the two concepts.

2023-09-29 19:57:21

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Not really. I just watched it bc I’m a fan of Keira Knightley. I’ll check out 28 Days Later, now that you say it’s a good one. (I’m also ashamed to say I have not watched Oppenheimer yet, considering the cast)
Have you seen any faith-centered films you would recommend?

2023-09-29 19:53:33

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You mean make my food inedible?
(Kidding, you’re right.)

2023-09-29 19:48:47

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Never watched that one. To be fair, I’ve been fixated on the dude since The Edge of Love but that’s the only film I’ve seen of his.
Am I just fake as shit? Maybe. Is he still hypnotizing? You bet.
I’m over it because he’s to much of an atheist for my liking.

2023-09-29 19:42:09

just in: I hate driving electric cars, my favorite work snack is discontinued, and I’m over cillian murphy.

2023-09-29 19:34:08

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That’s wholesome, God bless you. 🫂

2023-09-29 19:27:08

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We’ve had a long history of peaceful coexistence with and respect for Christians, from the beginnings of Islam. In fact, the basic principles of the two religions, including the prophets, are remarkably similar. Anyone who’s actually read the Quran can attest to that fact.

2023-09-29 19:18:49

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They’re hypocrites, Roya, this is the same way extremists gain control of people despite claiming the ‘Muslim’ title. They don’t know anything about Islam.
I hope your family in Iran stays safe.

2023-09-29 19:07:19

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Violence at a place of worship is truly one of the most disgusting acts of all.

2023-09-29 19:06:40

My first year at in college, I wrote a 20-page paper on the movie Taxi Driver without ever having watched a minute of it. I received an A and ample praise from my professor.
That was the moment my imposter syndrome dissolved and I realized I truly belonged at the school.
Been faking it since then. Still have yet to make it.

2023-09-29 19:02:36

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Those are my favorite, can @npub19pj…lenu make some for me, too? 🥺

2023-09-29 16:45:10

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Jealous because I have 0 cats in my lap right now.

2023-09-29 16:39:50

I said yes! 💍 ❤️ He finally asked me if I’m still reading the self-help book I started 4 years ago and I’m so grateful for this moment! Here’s to forever! 🥂

2023-09-29 16:32:08

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You’re on a roll and I love it.

2023-09-29 06:56:39

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Still not following. And I don’t want Dorsey’s name in my notifications.

2023-09-29 06:38:07

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I’m not sure I follow this conversation. Feels like I’m missing something.

2023-09-29 06:36:48

My anger has turned biblical these days, it’s inconsolable. I think, however, it also brings strength and revolt. That’s how I approach it. #note1ttn…xnz2

2023-09-29 06:28:36

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Yes.

2023-09-28 19:21:14

The urge to cook for someone and take care of them and smother them with love and affection for the rest of their days #note1pes…8tjq

2023-09-28 06:23:26

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Send the 1000 sat requirement and you’ll be out by midnight.

2023-09-28 06:20:14

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ok, I guess? damn

2023-09-28 06:15:37

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Well, if they wanted help, they should’ve zapped more. No sats, no help. I don’t make the rules.

2023-09-28 02:42:32

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Could be, she’s definitely quite clever and strategic. I think she also said one time that if she wasn’t doing music, she would be in marketing and PR. She’s always had a natural talent for this stuff, as is evident by how she handles her new album and song releases, as well as tours.

2023-09-28 02:38:27

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I couldn’t agree more with you. She just appears to be another Hollywood sell-out now. The authenticity and freshness from her country days is gone and she has a self-admitted fixation on becoming the next female billionaire in the industry.
Still makes bangers, though. Ha.

2023-09-28 02:36:17

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To each their own :) She’s clearly not ready to settle down, that’s the only thing currently obvious. Nothing wrong with that.

2023-09-28 02:34:50

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Exactly, and then she did the PR rebound with Matty Healy less than one month later and now this douche-looking football player.

2023-09-28 02:32:24

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A muse is a muse. I’m here for her next release.

2023-09-28 02:31:08

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This is the look I give to someone when I’m about to school their ass.

2023-09-28 02:29:20

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Not happening anytime soon, she’s been in her ‘hoe phase’ for the past decade. I agree with you, though.

2023-09-28 02:28:07

Is* toxic #note1zn8…qghe

2023-09-28 02:27:20

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Feminism in its essence is healthy, but the modern version is a problem. Taylor is no more a feminist than any other liberal white woman. There are a thousand other reasons her brand is not toxic to young girls.

2023-09-28 02:24:35

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Why is the NFL suddenly acting like Taylor Swift is even remotely a catch?

2023-09-28 02:21:23

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Phallic Russian roulette

2023-09-28 02:18:58

American banking system: loans to pay loans borrowed on loans for loans

2023-09-28 02:01:38

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Never met a guy I respect enough to allow an ultimatum from. It only works when it’s given by someone who means shit to you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

2023-09-28 01:21:24

Haiku # 6
Warm summer downpour /
flames of sun-kissed marigold /
God and man merging softly

2023-09-28 01:15:20

Thinking about how the entirety of our life is solely memory, except for the one fleeting present moment, which passes so fast, you can barely feel it.