Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette

Resident computer wizard that loves conjuring correct software

He/Him | They/Them | Any variation of those in any language

https://archivist.nekoit.xyz/

Won't judge someone for shit, but won't let you destroy yourself without a word (except Aria, they know why)

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2025-11-01 23:30:22 GMT

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@nprofile…jtgn @nprofile…s8m7 wow, one thing is for certain, you've got that ego lol. No wonder the only women you get it's via violence. Well, I hope at some point you turn out a member of society. Don't lose hope, maybe you will turn around one day

2024-12-24 09:37:55 GMT

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@nprofile…cvu9 they send you mild soup instead of sauce? How dare they?

2024-11-29 17:59:32 GMT

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@nprofile…2cpy honestly, I don't see a world where the universe doesn't make more quirky hardware or unique logic ideas that we will have to figure out and solve new weird problems around. Also sometimes the problem is too prickly to be solved by someone that doesn't understand the device (and no one knows that better than you, since LMDB coasts on the optimizations of the kernel that are quite hardware specific)

2024-10-07 10:20:21 GMT

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@npub1ysu…2jyl @npub1ufm…qhp4 @npub1sxx…v88l @npub15er…wg2k alcohol too

2024-10-03 17:26:09 GMT

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@npub1x2v…ar98 @npub1ufm…qhp4 yes, but these people can just then sell back your software as per the same licence, and they can sell it for cheaper than you, always

2024-10-03 17:24:53 GMT

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@npub1ufm…qhp4 @npub17xe…wru5 as far as I know, Radar has saved more people than it has killed over the past 80 years it has existed for

2024-10-03 17:22:48 GMT

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@npub1ufm…qhp4 @npub17xe…wru5 are you saying that software companies that survive off of something else than donations are always unethical?

2024-10-03 17:16:09 GMT

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@npub1ufm…qhp4 @npub17xe…wru5 try to ask any large organisation that must maintain some amount of secrecy to be profitable/viable (like a small company or a military contractor)

2024-02-11 20:56:26 GMT

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@npub1y0e…mm9n
I am very confused by how that person was getting to the conclusion that a memory mapped file consumes any extra memory... I made some things inspired by your LMDB and never ever heard of any way to overuse memory. All that stands in RAM is operating system cache and things yet to be synced
Am I an idiot? Mmap seems very basic and all the file manipulation facilities of POSIX in general seem to be too simple to fuck up understanding them so how can that person reach that conclusion?

2023-04-17 12:55:37 GMT

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