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2026-10-27 03:50:38 GMT

Notice how there was no December last Wednesday :whoaaaa:
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2026-10-26 04:49:09 GMT

Been a busy weekend :cozy:
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2026-10-24 22:26:20 GMT

:elmo_hell:
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2026-10-24 00:37:27 GMT

Brb :cry_hq:
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2026-10-23 02:06:20 GMT

Insane schizophrenic rant in X :pepe_shiteatinggrin:
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2026-10-21 21:42:09 GMT

:sip:
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2026-10-21 18:48:08 GMT

When you self immolate dressed up as a woman, make sure you have a raging boner when you die :take_notes:
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2026-10-20 03:02:24 GMT

This is where I post from
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2026-10-20 02:27:43 GMT

They call me Niggers Mcfaggolton the way I be blowing dudes in the truck stop bathroom :ummm:

2026-10-17 17:31:28 GMT

Slept for 16 hours award 🏅
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2026-10-17 17:26:19 GMT

:wojak_soyboy:
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2026-10-17 01:45:49 GMT

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2026-10-17 01:12:37 GMT

Slept for 17 hours award 🏅
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2026-10-15 17:12:42 GMT

ALL I DO IS DRINK BEER AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES WHILE MY DAD PAYS MY BILLS AND RENT :pepeDread:
MY LIFE IS HELL :pepe_shiteatinggrin:
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2026-10-15 17:05:59 GMT

I like how my life is just an endless series of unlocking deeper and darker levels of depression that were previously unheard of. Oh you thought it was bad when you were dealing with cancer, going through a second divorce, and being incarcerated in prison all at the same time?
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2026-10-15 16:35:26 GMT

Gonna go ahead and fail this test again, so I can get it out of the way and be done with all of this emotional agony. :wojak_depressed:
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2026-10-15 16:01:29 GMT

Slept for 16 hours award 🏅
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2026-10-14 23:11:32 GMT

My new alarm clock because none of this is real. :despair:
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2026-10-14 22:38:39 GMT

IM GOING INSANE :pepeDread:
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2026-10-14 22:27:15 GMT

Well after being awake for 3 hours, I'm going back to bed. Another pointless wasted day in the books.
Maybe next week will be different.
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2026-10-14 22:20:54 GMT

If you can't handle me at my :pain:
You don't deserve me at my
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2026-10-14 18:49:28 GMT

Failed the data entry portion of the test again 🏅 It's so annoying because I got 500% times the score needed in all the other 6 areas needed to pass.
One more try, and if I fail; I'll fall into the May 2027 training session. This whole process seems backwards because they were testing me to apply so they can test me for training. I thought you were trained in a skill before you're tested? :thunk:

2026-10-13 21:51:31 GMT

I'm gonna start uploading VHS home videos from the 80s and tell the kids it's AI :cryblood:
(2:30am at a 7-11 near Disney World - 1987)
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2026-10-13 16:18:52 GMT

How many slaves were in the USA during peak slavery era? 4 million :despair:
>How many niggers currently live in USA?
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2026-10-12 16:47:25 GMT

Tinder for men:
No dates, it's just women being nice to you :aqua_cry:

2026-10-12 03:22:24 GMT

Oh cool, notifications
:ummm:

2026-10-11 19:28:34 GMT

Selling my soul for the #halloweenis auction. (zero value, non existent) 🎃
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2026-10-11 18:58:08 GMT

Fuck practicing for that test (WE'LL DO IT LIVE) I'm getting hammered and killing bugs :aqua_aaa:
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2026-10-11 02:21:26 GMT

I'm arguing with people who feminize inanimate objects :whoaaaa:
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2026-10-11 02:02:46 GMT

White race status: saved
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2026-10-11 01:58:31 GMT

Cursed algorithm
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2026-10-11 01:52:30 GMT

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I'm only finding horrific Tumblr artwork of that.

2026-10-11 01:50:00 GMT

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2026-10-11 01:45:51 GMT

Looking forward to rightoids cannibalizing another fictional children's character. :uncomfortable:
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2026-10-11 01:22:09 GMT

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2026-10-11 00:18:06 GMT

Back hort :sneed_swole:
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2026-10-11 00:17:16 GMT

:pepe_giggle:
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2026-10-10 17:32:29 GMT

Going to touch grass brb :wojak_depressed:
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2026-10-10 17:03:10 GMT

I remember the first time I heard about Harry Potter was in 2005. I was in Atlanta, with my first wife at a company party at the owner's condo. I was a writer for a Caribbean lifestyle magazine, was the only White guy on the staff; and wrote videogame reviews, along with the accompanying graphics and page layouts.
We were getting absolutely zooted on weed and rum, and there was this scary movie playing in the background on the TV in the living room that nobody was watching. Finally, this scene comes on and I'm like "what the fuck are we watching?!"
And so these gangly niggers were explaining to me about these children's fantasy books, and I'm looking at this scene and go" this is for children?!" I think it might have been Halloween and there was a Harry Potter movie marathon playing. 👻
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2026-10-10 16:28:45 GMT

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2026-10-10 00:36:10 GMT

Oh pizza, why do you make my mouth happy but my tummy sad? :wojak_depressed:

2026-10-09 23:55:28 GMT

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2026-10-09 23:34:34 GMT

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I think it might be 0N? The counterweight cancels out the weight?

2026-10-09 21:25:32 GMT

This version sucks we need a newer version :big_thunk:

2026-10-09 20:30:22 GMT

122 kill streak + 100% planetary liberation 🍕
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2026-10-09 09:58:51 GMT

:blob_aww:
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2026-10-08 23:06:18 GMT

The sun is trying to kill us :happy_sun:

2026-10-08 21:19:48 GMT

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The feverish pushback is bizarre. Like nigga I don't have to enjoy your stupid hobby.

2026-10-08 21:09:13 GMT

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Seems pretty straightforward. The malfoid is silly and fun, but it shouldn't be a serious hill for serious people to die on. What are we doing? :ummm:

2026-10-08 07:31:11 GMT

I was working at Nintendo during the Bowsette shit storm on a project called Luigi's Mansion 2. During one iteration, there was a known bug on the first level, where most NPCs had no collision detection. So I moved Luigi inside a female NPC and took a screenshot of Luigi's face over a female's body, and posted it on the Teams group chat.
They removed me from the project soon after, partly because of the Japanese overlords repressed transphobia (based), but also for posting NDA assets onto the competition's (Xbox) proprietary software.
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2026-10-08 06:55:43 GMT

Just finished the test :sneed_swole: First sections were tough and confusing (data entry, multitasking) but the last sections were very easy (rote memorization, reading comprehension) So, I finished it all before the midnight deadline.
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2026-10-07 20:31:03 GMT

GN
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2026-10-07 18:06:46 GMT

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Wut

2026-10-07 18:01:54 GMT

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I'm type O blood, my body cannot digest grains. My cells require meat and dairy. (Most of my diet is carbs)

2026-10-07 17:59:15 GMT

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My ex wives did all the cooking at home, and I worked in kitchens too long so that preparing food grosses me out and I don't want to eat it.
I used to hunt and fish, and after gutting and butchering it, I didn't want anything do with it anymore.

2026-10-07 17:45:39 GMT

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Yes I've gone through my poor stages of eating peanut butter or eggs or ramen noodles and after so many years, I hate the flavor of all of them now.

2026-10-07 17:30:47 GMT

Just got approved for the maximum amount a single (White) male can receive for EBT in Washington State
$305 a month :lamo_ugly: :lamoooooo:

2026-10-07 12:55:58 GMT

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Pass. Last time I was in Tijuana I had to stab my way out. :pepe_hispanic_excite:

2026-10-07 12:40:20 GMT

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It was a major wake up call because I was always the cool calm and collected guy to depend on in a crisis and this faggot was only being disrespectful refusing to turn down his music on the roof after midnight. I went straight to 100.

2026-10-07 12:31:07 GMT

Time to play my favorite game: Is it a dead body :smiley_coffee:
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2026-10-07 12:23:24 GMT

Sometimes you get to stir fry niggers in a wok #seattle
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2026-10-07 12:07:28 GMT

#seattle
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2026-10-07 12:04:30 GMT

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That's why I finally gave up this year. I almost threw a Mexican faggot off a 20 story roof several months ago.

2026-10-07 11:27:09 GMT

Classic
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2026-10-07 11:23:07 GMT

July 4 2019, before the world ended.
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2026-10-07 11:21:44 GMT

A shooting at my post 12th and Jackson? Must be a day ending in Y.
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2026-10-07 11:12:02 GMT

Watching niggers die off property, talking to my coworker about my last company, where a nigger failed to notice the suicide in a car all weekend.
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2026-10-07 11:07:54 GMT

I always hated working security. It was fun when I was babysitting celebrities backstage at music festivals and doing coke off strippers tits, but then COVID ruined everything.
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2026-10-07 10:52:26 GMT

:wojak_boomer:
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2026-10-07 09:39:57 GMT

>sleep 12 hours
>wake up lost dehydrated and starving
>eat gallon of mashed potatoes w/ butter and shredded cheese
Why tummy hort?
>sleep 12 hours

2026-10-07 08:56:52 GMT

They're going to mod Minecraft X Excel and then lock zoomers inside actual wage cages like the Matrix.
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2026-10-07 00:41:25 GMT

WE DID IT, REDDIT :soyjak_excited:
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2026-10-06 18:05:18 GMT

Starting to feel the hangover coming on, and I have to go into town to take that computer test in 2 hours. I should take a nap. :uncomfortable:

2026-10-06 17:27:29 GMT

:pepe_nervous:
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2026-10-06 09:30:08 GMT

Being excited about short clips of AI slop broken, non functional abominations between completely opposite genres of games; is inherently brown third world coded.
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2026-10-06 09:11:41 GMT

I'm hearing reports that The Plague has reached Moscow and St Petersburg, with rumors of it reaching other large Russian cities as well.
Some are saying Plague victims have begun to attack the living, they're described as "feral" and do not respond to any attempts to communicate...The residents are turning evil. :epic_a:

2026-10-06 08:41:58 GMT

Retvrn to tradition :fumo_spin:
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2026-10-04 16:05:12 GMT

:wojak_depressed:
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2026-10-04 07:39:28 GMT

Dad sent me a check in the mail last weekend because it's still 1975 but somehow it didn't magically teleport here yet, so now my bank account is overdrawing like a slot machine from the auto payment bills rolling in that I specifically tried to prevent from happening two weeks ago which is why I originally asked him for money but at least he saved $15 Groyper
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2026-10-03 17:52:21 GMT

Imagine having a homeland for your people :cry_hq:
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2026-10-03 17:03:46 GMT

Skizm's boomer hot take of the day™️
Half of Twitter is just ppl geeking out over generic AI generated music videos, and the other half is soyjaking about cringe videogame mashups like Mario64 + Elden Ring; and they're both just absolutely atrocious and boring.
I understand it's early and they represent a slicker production in the future, so I'll wait to get excited if anything ever materializes. Until then, they got into the trash with laserdiscs, betamax, Google Glass, flying cars, electric cars, and water fuel cells.
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2026-10-03 15:41:26 GMT

I did this the entire match and got like 600 kills :lamoooooo:
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2026-10-03 06:52:23 GMT

:pain:
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2026-10-03 06:45:29 GMT

:wojak_depressed:
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2026-10-02 20:30:56 GMT

Real suicide hours on the tl :guninmouth:
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2026-10-02 18:08:35 GMT

I was selected for the next stage for that government job (another 1-2 hour computer test next week)
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2026-10-02 18:06:36 GMT

Just ordered groceries on Amazon because nothing matters anymore.
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2026-10-02 17:07:58 GMT

This is like 3-4 fetishes combined! (my peen just exploded) :its_over_a:
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2026-10-02 13:55:07 GMT

Draco Malfloyd
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2026-10-02 13:10:12 GMT

GM :pepeDread:
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2026-10-01 22:24:16 GMT

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What am I looking at here?

2026-10-01 22:01:19 GMT

POV:
The Ottomans broke through Vienna
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2026-10-01 19:15:01 GMT

$GME 💎👐🏻🚀🌕
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2026-10-01 18:39:38 GMT

>new apartment property management company takes over this month
>go to pay them rent for the first time
>overcharged $350 extra
>June AND July utilities
>already paid utilities every month through August without interruption or fluctuation in charges
>call office number
>AI assistant
>on hold for 10 minutes
>Filipino answers
I'm tired, Hitler.
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2026-10-01 16:56:17 GMT

:sexo:
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2026-10-01 15:30:25 GMT

This could be us, but you'd rather pre-order GTA 6 😔
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2026-10-01 15:20:08 GMT

Operation Malfoid Gallery (success) :anya_salute:
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2026-10-01 14:02:39 GMT

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Rule 34 was invented on /b/, in somewhat of a vacuum. There were no rules 1-33, it was simply funnier that "there is porn of it" was some arbitrarily-numbered rule than merely a rule, and 34 happened to be the number that was assigned.
Any other numbered rules were invented after the fact by people who didn't get why numbering it "34" was funny and took the joke too far. :wojak_boomer:
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2026-10-01 11:00:05 GMT

Please for the love of God stop posting tranny child wizards :pain:

2026-10-01 05:09:52 GMT

I think maybe the world has always been this chaotic, except medieval peasants didn't have a little device in their pocket telling them the Mongolian Horde was marching on a 6 year journey directly to their village tomorrow, or the bubonic plague just wiped out the entire country next door and they only had about 6 weeks left to live.
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