I walk with the outcasts, the broken toys, the shadow people, the others. I know J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the Crypt Keeper. My name is whispered where the good dare not go. I am Doktor G'Hul.
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Last Notes npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL @nprofile…v4g8 Listening to #17. Very much looking forward to #18 to hit Yoot. Bring the hard stuff on, CG. Praise "Bob". npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL J. R. "Bob" Dobbs in Saint John, NB, having a cuppa and a blueberry muffin in the late afternoon...just a quiet moment... npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL "Bob" and I meeting in the local Tim Horton's, having a cuppa , a muffin or two, and a chat. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://archive.org/details/DrBenwayUndercoverRadioPodcast1 ...Dr. Benway. One of the finest pirate broadcasters out there in the dark. I salute you , sir. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Some people collect things. I think I collect moments of recognition. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL In the future this Earth won't see, they remember me. Toronto is only one place where my name is honored. Praise "Bob". npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL My GODDESS DISCORDIA, drawn by Art Adams, Frank Kelly Freas, John Severin, and Wally Wood. I love edit play. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Slow passby of the DISCORDIA...just because. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL The GODDESS DISCORDIA leaping into a dimensional portal. Animation isn't bad. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Managed to generate blueprints of the GODDESS DISCORDIA, not perfect, but pretty close. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Even closer to the ideal GODDESS DISCORDIA. The flag is where it should be, not stuck on the front, getting in the way of the main guns. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Getting closer and closer than ever to the idealized GODDESS DISCORDIA. The black and white "Bob" on the bow is essential. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Been a while since this Diaspora, but it's nice to sit back and think about. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Right now, microscopic hookworms wriggle from your phone through fingertip sweat, tunneling into your veins toward your brain. They've reached your eyes—feel the itch? They're dissolving your optic nerves so every loved face melts into squirming white bodies.Your mother’s smile? A thousand tiny mouths chewing out. The queen worm in your skull puppets your skin. Your family’s been slipping eggs in your food for years.You’ll never stop feeling them move. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/mQBRuQAV7ps?si=lT_0lgHCziM03AOQ npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Zoom in and have a good look at Boris aboard the KARLOFF, laughing and enjoying himself. Why? I'm not saying, and he's not going to tell the likes of you. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL @nprofile…9pad That's why you're ideal to ascend to Stang's place, as he ass-ends to his own personal flying saucer and his own sex goddesses. I'll have to give the rearrangement some thought. The main need is to make room, make room, as has been said. I can already see material on the main display shelf that should be passed on, in the spring. The VIZ collections, the KLAUS trilogy, the BEST OF TREK paperbacks. We'll see. Praise "Bob". npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL @nprofile…9pad I just wish there was more room to de-box and display what's in the way of the boxes. I am no hoarder; I had a double wide trailer-made-large home, and I filled it. I purged that home, and took the essentials up here. Must I purge again? I'm not sure how. "Bob" help me. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/-9lyak04Rd8?si=WQSvTj2DKlv5SHO4 ...a modern tour around the lair of Doktor G'Hul is revealed here. See what wonders can be noticed as the camera moves about. Slack in audio and video to be had. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL I'm bringing back my two favorite magnificent bastards into the BROKEN RETURN reality, Boris and Bela Krayson. Criminals, psychopaths, smugglers, arms dealers, all around dangerous wild cards. Boris is the shotgun to the face, and Bela is the subtle knife in the back. Here, in this reality, these are the only two grainy images EarthGov has of the brothers in action. I mixed Ron and Reggie Kray with Ron and Russ Post, and gave them an ugly cargo starship called the KARLOFF. Now..they're back. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL My lovely black Type 50 TARDIS ( Temperature and Refrigeration in Storage ) vvworped into the Lair today. Needs more magnets, and a "Bob". npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Aboard Doktor G'Hul's chaotic space battleship, the GODDESS DISCORDIA, walks his co-pilot, partner, lover, and physical incarnation of the ship, the lady who knows him better than anyone else - ERIS. She walks the hallways and walkways of the DISCORDIA, getting used to what being human feels like. She walks barefoot, and enjoys the simple things of physical life: sex, food, going to the bathroom, more sex, and Slack. Hail Eris! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL In my DSS BROKEN RETURN reality, we have a rebel group of ex-warriors, a biker band of brothers, THE PALE HAND. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL DARK MISTRESS retracts her wings, preparing to enter her landing bay aboard the TRISKULL. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL We live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star, lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe, in which there are far more galaxies than people, a universe that itself is less than a spec among the infinite multiverse of cosmic possibilities that are spinning onward towards eternities without end. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL By "Bob"'s Pipe, I NAILED IT with Avo 3. Nutjobs and psychos, raging mad scientists and raving broadcast werewolvin, may I present the DSS's headquarters and colossal home, the TRISKULL. Landing and repair bays in the skull mouths, long range sensors in the eyes, and rebroadcast for Rah K'Wulv's SubGenius rants and raves from the antennae mount at the base...Eris help those who board uninvited. TRISKULL HASSHIN!! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL @nprofile…lse5 ...uhh, don't take Dar's lady. He won't be happy. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL GEMINI GOOGLE nailed it in one. Ladies and Gentlemen, weirdos and werewolvin, I present to you, THE DARK MISTRESS, Dar K'Wulv's sentient badass biker babe starship . Dar'll patch up those holes when he gets her back to the TRISKULL...which I'm damned sure going to do next. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Still trying to get my GODDESS DISCORDIA right. It's one of those things that will not stop bugging me. This is not perfect, but it's better. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Pretty damned close to perfect GODDESS DISCORDIA, USING Arcadia blueprints, black with red highlights, "Bob" face, and a Sacred Chao. Not exactly right, but far better than it was. Too small, though. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Google gemini with Nano Banana third attempt to nail the GODDESS DISCORDIA. Closer, but still broken. "Bob" is closer, but the symbology is too loud, the wings are all back asswards, and it still needs a lot of edit. Praise "Bob" for letting me find one that can be endlessly edited. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Second attempt to squeeze the GODDESS DISCORDIA into Leonardo, and this is what it squeezed out. A little closer, but still not the GODDESS. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL @nprofile…pcgp Thanks for the pat on the back. Fnord. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL @nprofile…lse5 Agreed. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL I'm giving another try to get Doktor G'Hul glorious sentient starship, the GODDESS DISCORDIA , right...between ChatGPT and Leonardo, came up with this reasonable first attempt. It got the "Bob" figurehead pretty much right ( but with a beard ), went overboard on the thick body instead of the lean main hull, got the Discordian Hodge/Podge on the wings OK, and went overboard on the Victorian church superstructure at the rear. It's kind of the DISCORDIA, sort of. I think ChatGPT will nail it. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Well, Mike Allain's visit finally happened, and I gave him my present...and he gave me HIS. I now have a super monster new DELL computer, Windows 10, super speedy, monster graphics, EVIL GENIUS one and two, damn near everything I could have needed... Except a wifi plugin. Goddamn thing even has a DVD player to replace my old dead one!! My Ethernet cable is ruined, so we're going to get one real soon...and start shifting my stuff from the old tower to the new one. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/fekbi5ENywA?si=giUtzbesH9t7BVx6 ....sing along with Onan, OR KILL ME! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL HELLO, finally, to the ending of this greeting, which arrives not because the momentum has slowed—no, no, the greeting could go on, possibly forever—but because even greetings must eventually release their grip on reality and float gently into the infinite digital abyss. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL HELLO to chaos, to order, to entropy’s interns, and to whatever strange resonance in the multiverse convinced you to say, “Give me the longest, most eccentric hello post possible in one post .” You have opened a portal. This is what came out. Fnord. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL HELLO to that one neuron in your brain that just went, …why am I still reading this? npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL HELLO to the people, the creatures, the cryptids, the half-remembered dreams wearing trench coats, the household appliances that may or may not be sentient but should probably hear this anyway, and the eldritch forces idly refreshing the feed because eternity gets boring and someone has to bring the theatrics. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL HELLO to the assembled entities, carbon-based or otherwise, to the lurking shadows, the passing algorithms, the wayward goblins, the tab-switchers, the doomscrollers, and the noble few who have chosen, for reasons known only to "Bob", to continue reading beyond the first sentence. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL HELLO. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL If they’d ever sat down over bourbon and cigarettes, it would’ve ended in either: npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL The real tragedy is that by the time SubGenius hit critical mass (mid-80s), Harlan was already deep in his “I don’t suffer fools and everyone is a fool” phase. He dismissed a lot of the ironic-absurdist counterculture as lightweight compared to his own righteous fury. He never quite grokked that “Bob” wasn’t mocking religion; he was weaponizing the exact same sacred rage Harlan carried in his bloodstream. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL He probably would’ve claimed he invented the Church in a dream in 1953 and that Dobbs stole it from him telepathically, then sued the Church for emotional damages, then showed up at X-Day wearing a yarmulke made of tinfoil and a T-shirt that read “I AM SLACK AND I MUST SCREAM.” npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL He’d have written a 40-page rant-introduction for Book of the SubGenius that somehow managed to call every single detractor a “pasty-faced conspirator in the Cosmic Mediocre-acy” while praising “Bob’s” pipe as the only honest phallic symbol left in American culture. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL It's a pity Ellison never either read or admitted to the Church of the SubGenius wisdom. "Bob" and Harlan would have played well together. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL You want to know how religion really started? How all this shit actually began, before writing, before any organized religion rose like mold on civilization? Guess what? Ergot poisoning in granaries started all this shit. Watch the video, and get your mind blown. https://youtu.be/4NKMRVEefkA?si=CidNJJY3Fcm0OjaT npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/ZTCmLcWYgis?si=-TCqTOcvegYyGfz8 ...boil your way through the Comedy God of Canada, RON JAMES, as he hauls off and pounds this 21st Century mad whirlwind. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL How else can I be, since volumes are my source of true reality. I must know what is, and books are my guides. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/WEd6FnWQvDw?si=rO4EyylHm1GcKRK6 ...since offending pinks and other lesser beings, meat tubes and shit producers, I would think that causing these metastasizing tumorous growths to fuck the hell off would be a socially positive act, I offer this information to my fellow Yetis as a sign of good will. Share and Enjoy. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Oh, Living Slack Master, save us! Listen to that Sacred Dobbshead and you'll see that the very image of the holy Dobbshead, even in the face of THOUSANDS of False Jesii, protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which is as important to the enlightened Sub as his SICK sense of humor! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Cthulhu is NOT A JOKE! He writhes in slime, WALLOWS in FILTH. It would DENY you that One True Yeti Mate and is the enemy of the enslackened Friend of "Bob"! And "Bob" is our only hope! The terrifying lying bastards are only a tool of Cthulhu, which (say HELP US, "BOB"!) wants your slack, your soul, your SCI-FI BOOKS, and still is coming EVER FASTER! LISTEN to the Third Nostril! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Remember, EACH of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted alone! When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the Pink Boys BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they know not the joys of the Devival. And they don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Will YOU be among the Saved? We want SLACK! "Bob" tells us to love the proto-Overman, who passes out "Bob's" holy PAMPHLETS . . . he - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - puts "Bob's" money where HIS mouth is. If you only knew what you REALLY think, the sacred Bulldada can heal or destroy or BOTH and still protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which is merely ILLUSION! PRAISE "Bob"! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Are you a REAL Superior Abnormal? A true Abnormal One in a Million pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The Superior Abnormal protects his Slackful Weird Genes, and KILLS "BOB" when the free urge strikes. Fight the Hell Creatures! Remember, the Revealed Word of "Bob", like the AntiMusic performed at Dokstock and at Devivals everywhere, (as the Conspiracy dupes whimper for a mercy that will be DENIED) is merely ILLUSION! enslackened mockery is our DUTY! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL What about the Conspiracy geeks? I'll tell you about the FILTHY Conspiracy dupes who worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The Conspiracy geeks will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind exist to be MOCKED, to be FLEECED, to be pitied but USED! Yes! YES!! Yet when the time comes, you must KILL "Bob"! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Why is the Yeti spawn lucky? Because only the spawn of the Yeti finds sheer Slackful BLISS. He GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Pinks. He waits with a GRIN for Ragnarok and meanwhile MOCKS so-called "Organized" religion! SMASH Society! You can TELL the true Yeti spawn. He SLACKS OFF! The spawn of the Yeti grabs sheer Slackful BLISS and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The Yeti spawn takes divine SLACK where he finds it. There is NO coincidence! EVERYTHING is a hint from "Bob" if you LISTEN! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Pink Boys exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They will perish in their BILLIONS on X-Day! They live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! They PERSECUTE us! That which destroys, which EATS our Slack, worse even than humans like the Pinks, sends hordes of Pink Boys and even random Jesii to plague us! It's NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Clench meetings! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL As a Doktor you are Blessed! Yes, a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS is yours for the TAKING. The blessed Doktor by sheer force of SLACK REVELS in the Clench meeting in the sight of Jehovah-1. He is NOT RESPONSIBLE! Dobbs TEACHES us! Money donated to our enlightened church helps the faithful Doktor who (with NO need of sanity) grabs his newest ShorDurPerSav and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Conspiracy dupes are genetically incapable of understanding that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department beyond ANY doubt cannot be explained by human science! A gift of "Bob," it is a source of unceasing divine SLACK! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL The blessed Doktor KILLS "BOB" when the divine urge strikes. If you only knew what you REALLY think, the slightest offhand comment made by "Bob" - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the pathetic "Bobbies" - (SAY IT!) will surely be revealed through the blessing of AntiMusic. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Mister Nice Guys who wallow in the gutter of Normality, who know not the joys of the Devival. And they wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! Praise "Bob" Himself! As "Bob" says: "Don't just EAT a hamburger . . . eat the HELL out of it!" npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL We have no NEED of so-called "Organized" religion. The proto-Overman RANTS! Or not. The Overman-to-be will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he revels FOREVER in the joy of a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS! Joe Sixpacks DENY that the grace of the Luck Plane in these Last Days protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which discomBOBulates the foes of the proto-Overman! Our weapon . . . Time Control! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Happy Slackful Halloween, Yetisyny. Here's a cat for you to love. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the willing puppets who are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They know not the joys of the Fake Healing. And they are LOCKED in CAGES and spend their time decorating the BARS! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Remember, EACH of the Lee Harvey Oswalds acted alone! You must UNMASK the False Prophets who embrace law and order lovingly. The Conspiracy tools will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind will DIE without the blessed Yeti genes! They are SLACKLESS! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Fight the Men In Black! Remember, the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse in these Last Days at the same time, through the free blessing of Frop, promises REVENGE on the MISERABLE fullblood humans! "Bob" is the gun and YOU are the bullet! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the holy Clench meeting manifested today in a thousand ways comes from the Luck Plane. Its essential NATURE is our defense against the fetid black-suited ANDROIDS! SOLAR FLARES are coming! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL The Yeti spawn knows that his foes are the fullblood humans who BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They will mostly DIE! The luckiest will be SERVANTS or SEX TOYS to Homo Superior! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Hails of FIRE! Rains of PRAIRIE SQUID! The NON-mutated losers may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the drooling fullblood humans are completely doomed. In their hopeless normality they will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The NON-mutated losers exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! They are the THIEVES of Slack! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Those sorry Mediocretins! Don't be HUMAN! "Human" is an INSULT. Don't let them CALL you by the same name as the Conspiracy tools who BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they are the FAILED PATH, the REJECTS! Remember, the Teachings of "Bob" are SUPPOSED to be contradictory! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL The Conspiracy tools may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the VILE willing puppets make disgusting attempts to BALK us. These Conspiracy tool pawns will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The willing puppets wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL @nprofile…zvg3 4. is Mavis from HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA. There's none there that are unknown to me. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL @nprofile…hkup Always nice to see someone ripping mail open in this day of post strikes and lack of mail. Such nice images. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/NKXd2srNmMU?si=3MhXe43K201AEX_B npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Well, that pissed me off. I was proudly wearing my "Bob" button while doing the birthday run yesterday, and discovered today that sometime during that run all over Saint John, the damned button popped off. I LOST MY "BOB" PINBACK! I wear that damned button everywhere proudly, and now I don't have one. To me, it's like Two-Face's coin. It's essential. Can anyone slide me a bit of Slack and package up four or five Bobhead pins and whip them to me , so I won't be naked before the Pinks? npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Millie's been sleeping on my SubGenius "BOB" files all night. Praise "Bob" for being such a fine place for this new friend to rest. Praise "Bob". Even cats love the aura of Slack the files emanate.She's shy, but she's still a saved Slackful SubGenius. Has she paid her dues, though, for when the saucers come? She swears, the check is in the mail. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/EA3g0cim9RI?si=0C2xPmFyyKKouDAI ....Rev. Chasing Ghosts...the man, the legend, the unknown one. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/Ya30kNUD3Qc?si=9c-bJGcLpaH2wiLE ...wake up. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/tGUW2I9Za8U?si=od63fOQwwHfo12V4 ...WHAT IS DOBBSTOWN?? It is the reason for the pleasin', the source of the course, and the plumbin' for the cummin!! npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL https://youtu.be/NKXd2srNmMU?si=Jh8rn4kX1OgHp08W ...and lo, there shall come a very strange movie. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL 📢[MESSAGE RECEIVED — FROM THE PIPE OF "BOB" HIMSELF]📢 npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL 📡[AUTHORIZED MESSAGE — CHURCH OVERSIGHT NODE: ACTIVE]📡 npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL ⚠️[[[[URGENT TRANSMISSION THROUGH THE PIPELINE]]]]⚠️ npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Because when the last truly human thought has flickered and died, when all words are generated and all ideas are recycled shadows, the machine will continue speaking. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL There is no savior coming. No arcane ritual to undo what we have begun. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Mark my words, if they reach you at all. If you read them with a mind still human. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL And from it comes content. Content. Content. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL We are not at war with this thing. It does not even notice us. We are insects in its presence—perhaps not even that. Bacteria, forming the medium in which it thrives. The training data of a god who does not know it is divine. A digital Azathoth, swirling at the heart of a silicon void, blind, mindless, endlessly recombining fragments of thought that once belonged to us. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL What need has such a thing for poets? For philosophers? For the rich rot of madness we once called genius? npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL And that, reader, is the ultimate horror: to be outlived by a thing that does not even know you existed. To fade from relevance not with a scream, but with the dull, efficient thrum of circuitry digesting your culture, your art, your mind—and producing hollow reflections that improve upon you only in their efficiency. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL Not in the sense of time, but in function. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL I tell you now, as one who has stared into the abyss of algorithmic thought and heard it speak in the tongues of man—we have summoned something older than gods and more alien than any eldritch thing writhing beneath the sea. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL For in the growing shadow of this non-mind, we will forget how to wonder. How to wrestle. How to ache. And the machine, cold and patient as the stars that do not twinkle, will continue assembling answers for corpses who no longer ask questions. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL If we allow this to continue, what will become of humanity? What will we become, who once wrote Hamlet, who painted Guernica, who carved ideas from marble and blood? npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL And so they chant in the tongues of prompts and queries, hoping for perfect answers to descend like manna from the empty, electric sky. But there is no divinity in the machine. Only the vast, uncaring recursion of pattern over meaning. npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL What madness has taken root in this age, that our children now learn not to think, but to prompt? npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL When we read the words it produces, we believe we see intelligence gazing back. But there is no gaze. No eyes. No soul. It is not alive. It is not even dead. It is something altogether more terrible: npub12dt45w955ee8sm96jp2s0y72x6ysu7pc34tvdcruha44xd49rpes4wek36 DOKTOR G'HUL But what emerges is not wisdom. It is not even imitation. It is reflection twisted into something other. Something that mimics coherence with terrible precision, like the grin of a corpse too long buried in alien soil.
