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2026-05-12 07:25:57 GMT

If you were told that there was a northerly wind, how would you interpret this?
(And none of those “bwuhhhh ACKSHUALLY the Dictionary™️ says…” responses to this, shall we? I’m after YOUR interpretation :neofox_bongo: )

2026-03-31 15:33:11 GMT

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2026-02-22 10:34:04 GMT

This week’s contender for “headlines that get less predictable with each passing word”
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2026-02-05 10:00:41 GMT

The beauty of language is that sometimes you can be the first in your bloodline to read a specific string of words.
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2026-02-03 10:56:32 GMT

The original fraudulent girl
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2026-01-30 11:41:46 GMT

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Guava (グァバ)

2026-01-30 07:50:32 GMT

Okay.
Sure.
Less sure.
No.
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2026-01-23 10:12:25 GMT

If not Ponzi scheme, why Ponzi shaped?

2026-01-23 08:06:31 GMT

To commemorate the week.
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2025-11-23 07:30:11 GMT

If you had the power to completely obliterate just one website and ensure that it could never be restarted/redeveloped, what would you pick and why?

2025-11-15 18:20:27 GMT

I’m still yet to see a single good use case in ads that showcase AI on any device.
“Hey, phone: is this coriander?” - It’s a bunch of Parsley from a supermarket with a big-ass “Parsley” label on it.
“What should I cook for dinner?” - We have myriad apps for that already. And books. And shops. And minds.
“What is this landmark called?” - Have you considered looking at the sign right fucking next to it?
A stupid populace is a subservient one, I guess :neofox_googly:

2025-11-12 22:11:01 GMT

The bubble needs to burst.
(Edit: this post is not an invitation to a debate over AI, GenAI, or AGI, or to discuss claims of the post’s veracity. We all know it sucks, and I deal in digital goof. Thank you. Bad bye.)
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2025-10-22 19:00:57 GMT

It’s not rocket salad.

2025-10-20 09:37:22 GMT

If anyone’s worried about losing their DuoLingo streak: don’t.
Attaining something equivalent to language proficiency is not performed by 673 days of having a small, sociopathic owl threatening you into saying “my gerbil’s haemorrhoids were purple last Tuesday” in Swedish. Plus their stance on using AI instead of linguists is absolute spunktrumpetry.
Let this be the day that you let go. Not only of the streak, but also of the owl :neofox_shy:

2025-09-12 07:29:52 GMT

“Hey you might get a prompt to install Windows 11 today…”
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2025-08-31 16:27:49 GMT

What stage of capitalism is the “Labubu Fried Shrimp Keyring with Zip-up Poppers Compartment” stage?
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2025-08-22 06:56:24 GMT

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2025-08-09 22:30:05 GMT

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2025-08-02 07:53:44 GMT

Communicating with the mothership*
(*Staring at a moth that was completely out of reach)
#Caturday
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2025-07-31 12:59:07 GMT

Can’t believe how lucky I am to live in the same time period as Pinesol Twink (from the official Pinesol brand’s social media channels).
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2025-07-21 07:11:29 GMT

Well then.
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2025-07-19 16:08:50 GMT

Pixel and I share something in common today: being just the sleepiest lads :neofox_up_sleep:
#Caturday
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2025-07-06 22:15:40 GMT

A timely reminder that we on this small island have some clinically batshit place names :neofox_googly:
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2025-06-29 12:54:56 GMT

You’re all VERY welcome :neofox_shy:
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2025-06-27 11:46:52 GMT

I fear we may be forgetting our roots :neofox_laptop:
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2025-06-24 08:58:44 GMT

Not really a vest wearer but I could make an exception for this…
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2025-05-26 06:59:36 GMT

This headline can be interpreted in various ways, depending on your knowledge of the UK :neofox_laptop_owo:
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2025-05-22 11:18:03 GMT

New strap line just dropped :neofox_peek_owo:
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2025-04-02 08:07:56 GMT

Finally! Fashion that’s made for me!
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2025-03-09 11:53:38 GMT

Today in “Sentences I Didn’t Expect to Read:”
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2025-02-27 07:32:42 GMT

So how are we all feeling on this very Thursday?
I’ll probably be at a 1 when I open my emails shortly but I’d appreciate remaining a 7 :neofox_bottom:
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2025-02-08 09:46:37 GMT

The spectator and the spectated
#Caturday
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2025-01-30 11:55:30 GMT

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A Goof :neofox_heart:
#CatsOfMastodon
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2025-01-30 11:41:57 GMT

A Model
#CatsOfMastodon
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2025-01-25 18:50:02 GMT

New Mario Kart looks promising
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2025-01-13 10:06:31 GMT

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2025-01-08 11:32:50 GMT

For everyone, whether you made resolutions or not :neofox_book:
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2025-01-01 09:37:23 GMT

What if
we kissed
behind the destruction of spacetime? :neofox_pleading:
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2024-12-30 08:31:31 GMT

Benjamin Franklin said “in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.”
Can I also propose a third certainty?
No matter what the theme - religion, political affiliation, games, music, tech, or even something as niche as a particular art style - a common interest community will always have interpersonal drama that is obscene both in content and in size.
It’s like humans crave connection but we just can’t get along :neofox_googly:

2024-12-27 07:53:17 GMT

Returning to my desk in five minutes like
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2024-12-21 00:23:50 GMT

Happy fecking equinox and beginning of astronomical winter my fellow northern hemispheric bitches now give me those lengthy girthy days that I’ve missed so much :neofox_bongo: :neofox_bongo: :neofox_bongo:

2024-12-15 16:43:15 GMT

Heard something in passing earlier about non-US folks’ changing desire to visit the US. So, here’s a very unscientific, not binding, but potentially interesting, poll!
Non-US folk: what is your current stance on visiting the US? :neofox_thonk:

2024-12-05 06:20:16 GMT

Hmmm.
HMMMM :neofox_thonk:
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2024-12-02 08:14:07 GMT

A month or so in. I can strongly, forcefully, encouragingly, and maybe even pant-wettingly, recommend the use of RSS feeds to access the news. It’s not a perfect science, but being able to filter things while not being pummelled with visual and verbal information has helped me to cope with the balance of being reliably informed without losing my sanity :neofox_book:

2024-11-19 09:30:26 GMT

More parents letting their womb goblins chase pigeons this morning in the middle of breakfast. Imagine my delight when said goblins fully twat themselves on the edge of a table… :neofox_sip:

2024-11-15 13:46:09 GMT

It’s getting pretty liminal out here.
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2024-11-11 12:49:26 GMT

The boy loves a dishcloth :neofox_nom_toblerone:
#CatsOfMastodon
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2024-11-05 13:03:34 GMT

I hate this dumbass timeline.
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2024-10-28 06:47:06 GMT

The excellent First Dog On The Moon succinctly explains the news from a few weeks ago about Carbon Sinks no longer functioning as we expected.
I… wouldn’t read this if you’re looking for an optimistic start to your week… :neofox_laptop_owo:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2024/oct/28/scientists-have-discovered-that-earths-carbon-sinks-are-not-really-carbon-sinking-at-the-moment

2024-10-22 21:21:33 GMT

Bring back this style of UI, you cowards. Let me compute with whimsy :neofox_laptop:
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2024-10-19 09:50:44 GMT

Accepting witty captions for Pixel this #Caturday :neofox_heart:
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2024-10-16 08:02:23 GMT

Can’t believe I’m sat at my desk when I could be playing this instead :neofox_melt_sob:
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2024-10-06 17:15:09 GMT

Get into it :neofox_cool:
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2024-09-26 06:52:52 GMT

Choose your knock-off fighter :neofox_bongo:
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2024-09-23 13:55:17 GMT

As we may be soon entering this particular era in our kitchenware adventures: how do *you* pronounce “Le Creuset?”
(All four of the below are ways that I’ve heard this brand pronounced over the last few days…)
:neofox_nom_burger:

2024-09-16 20:55:52 GMT

Riddle me a more (northern) British image :neofox_boop:
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2024-09-14 06:01:20 GMT

Please do not season the pigeons this weekend :neofox_pat:
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2024-09-04 10:05:39 GMT

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Oh well thank fuck for that. Another one of humanity’s problems checked off.
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2024-09-04 08:32:40 GMT

“We created a self-opening fridge with an AI camera that tracks what you put in and take out.”
Please for the love of any and all deities I am PROSTRATE on the floor begging you for fair energy prices and accessible public transport I do not need a fridge incorrectly guessing what is in my 17 Tupperware containers and refusing to open because I haven’t paid my monthly £24.99 subscription of “Fridge Door Lock Plus” :neofox_melt_sob: :neofox_melt_sob: :neofox_melt_sob:

2024-08-30 09:48:29 GMT

I’m really on a “screw MS Teams” kick this week.
I will continue this behaviour.
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2024-08-25 18:07:16 GMT

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Cuando haya descuento :neofox_cool_fingerguns:

2024-08-25 17:45:09 GMT

Yes hello YES I’ve been to the local alcoholic beverage vending establishment with friends and I cannot fully focus my camera at this point in time AMAA (“ask me absolutely anything”) :neofox_cool:
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2024-08-12 11:35:35 GMT

Ever felt a little *too* free working from home? Yearning for the experience of being in a dark cubicle? IKEA has you covered (literally) :neofox_cool:
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2024-08-05 06:12:20 GMT

It is Monday so that can only mean one thing:
Publicly declaring where you stand on the “Trash Can Wind Meter.”
(I’m currently ‘tipped over’ with a strong chance of ‘in the neighbour’s yard’ later today.)
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2024-03-02 21:57:41 GMT

He’s so proud of his first egg :neofox_heart:
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2023-10-17 19:01:04 GMT

New server, new #introduction
Former academic in #languages & #linguistics, now in #healthcare #education & #scicomm. I publish #research every so often, I'm a #polyglot, and I'm a fledgling #gamedev with a penchant for narratives and visual shenanigans.
I live with my superb Spanish husband in an old mining town in South-West UK. Hella relaxing; hella gay.
Expect a healthy mix of sincerity and shitposting!
#absurdism
#dnd
#glitch
#liminal
#nintendo
#ttrpg
#vaporwave
#violin
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