Hollywood liberal, Bollinger bolshevik, choose your favorite pejorative. Turn-ons include film/TV, music, civil rights, architecture, cars, travel, food, gin martinis. Turn-offs include broccoli, bigots and spectacularly awful people like some billionaires who come to mind. He/Him. Avatar: Selfie of middle-aged white guy with salt-and-pepper hair and beard, and tortoiseshell sunglasses in an arcaded pathway at Bellagio. Header: Signage for a store called Serge's Wigs in Las Vegas.
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Last Notes npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg It boggles my mind when someone pretends to be a Rockefeller—or a family with a similarly well-documented family tree—especially in places real Rockefellers live/work/socialize. This was somewhat smarter even though she was hanging out with a fake Rockefeller. Although weird that she went around saying: ‘You know I’m part of the Cartier family?’ Which, good god, no one says that. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/303/475/005/670/471/original/3bfde17370578015.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg My god, it’s a gilded junk shop! (I knew it was bad, but all the tacky gewgaws seem to have multiplied.) https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/246/827/154/243/856/original/49dee26994c31396.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Powerful passage about the Minnesota resistance in an Atlantic piece by Adam Serwer. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/968/273/532/622/456/original/085d3ddea2a6a3cb.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’ll remember everyone who played ball with this administration for their own craven purposes. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg It continues to be my fondest hope that all the grace and mercy evangelicals have for others will be visited upon them tenfold. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Oh, wow, just learning Bob Weir's childhood house was just down the street from me when I lived ever-so-briefly in Silicon Valley. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg The massive CES influx begins. And I always feel bad for everyone who has to prep probably through the holidays for an event happening so soo. After the New Year. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I keep a bottle of chilled Moët ready so I can immediately toast whatever health problem takes Trump. I don’t feel bad about this though haha. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg It’s hard to believe a place as reactionary as Huntington Beach commissioned a library from Neutra. And they’ve somewhat disfigured it since. But just reminded this is where I made my mother take me when I was a kid because it was a fucking magical space filled with books. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/829/322/431/061/436/original/25ccb29a12ec56d8.jpeg https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/829/322/754/964/533/original/96607c6cda30ee2e.jpeg https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/829/329/379/739/278/original/46a4b83c7541c555.jpeg https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/829/329/869/207/329/original/cec909412dccfb66.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg TL:DR even if you’re just being cynical or pragmatic, be someone the bartender actually wants to chat with goddamnit. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg He’s the nicest guy. And you probably need to know him to understand how much he clearly hates a couple dudes down the bar who are being dickish without even the excuse of being that drunk. Like arguing with him about industry news he knows for fact because he knows the people involved. It seems like a Venn diagram of low-IQ and low-EQ when anyone who’s spent any time in bars doesn’t understand the advantages of a bartender who likes you and the disadvantages of a bartender who doesn’t. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Especially glad I tipped my bartender 100%—my you’re-working-a-holiday rate—as I learn he’s off at 4 and will miss out on the NYE bonanza. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg A funny thing about Paramount is that it splits a MASSIVE block with the Hollywood cemetery. (I refuse to call it by the idiotic late ‘90s rebrand Hollywood Forever.) So, a lot of folks have been buried with a view of their workplace. Ugh. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/715/581/788/618/953/original/a47aa2b9a3200008.jpeg https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/715/582/428/527/847/original/e99f18f19a1b4a2b.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Making me think of a Hollywood fun fact. The wife of its initial developer—who envisioned a religious community free from alcohol, pool halls and other vices—offered free land to any church that wanted it. All the show people must’ve been a huge shock haha. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg You might argue: What about Columbia? But I’d argue its small Sunset Gower lot was a Poverty Row holdover and the studio’s moment as a true major was relatively brief. Then really outsourcing and eventually rolled into Sony and moved to the old MGM lot in the ‘80s. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Random fact since it’s in the news: For almost a century, Paramount has been the only major studio with a lot that’s actually in Hollywood. MGM was in Culver City. Fox near Beverly Hills in what is today Century City. Universal in the Valley behind the Hollywood Hills. Warners in Burbank. Etc, etc. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Met a gay couple tonight who are MAGA—racist as fuck—and I know of course that this can happen. But it actually shocks me when someone’s SO racist they support a regime that also wants to erase them. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I couldn’t find Yukon Gold potatoes anywhere recently. A few shops had something sort of like them but not really. Turns out there’s a reason. Serious Eats: Why Yukon Gold Potatoes Are Quietly Disappearing From Stores https://www.seriouseats.com/yukon-gold-potato-decline-11857300 npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’ve been very on the record for over a decade as loathing Elon Musk. Now there’s this a stone’s throw from where I live. Fortune: Elon Musk’s Boring Company fined nearly $500K after it dumped drilling fluids into Las Vegas manholes—then ‘feigned compliance’ and was caught doing it again https://fortune.com/2025/11/08/boring-company-drilling-fluid-fine-wastewater-elon-musk/ npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Something I genuinely miss about living in LA is how often I’d see Angelyne in her pink Corvette. It seemed like impossible odds that—whether Malibu or Hollywood—I could so frequently be in the same place at the same time. You can totally approach her, by the way, and she’ll sell you merch haha. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/614/555/892/965/962/original/844f2abfb5761c2e.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Finally saw the neighbor who goes with the sparkly hot pink Mercedes and she’s as blonde and bedazzled as I thought she had to be. Including platform boots looking like they’re upholstered in disco ball. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/614/518/172/650/291/original/a8607fbc980b5664.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg So much talent it was insane! npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Reminds me peripherally of a fun bit Carol Burnett did with Madeline Kahn about stars of shows introducing guest stars as their very good friends. I can't find a specific clip. It starts at 24:39 when Carol says: 'Ladies and gentlemen, my very good friend Miss Madeline Kahn.' (This episode also contains -- in my opinion -- the funniest Family sketch. Kahn plays an affected local theater director trying to coach Eunice through a minor character's trivial part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxSh9h9K4dw https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/611/590/548/980/538/original/c23e4c2dbb27ef76.png npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg This is an extremely funny sentence. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/611/558/513/804/187/original/b8a88dd512de64c9.png npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Marjorie isn’t so tough after all haha. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg The old joke that every day is Men’s Day. Which might be why it sounds as if it were invented on the spot by parents of a petulant man-child who just wanted to shut him up while he had a tantrum about everyone else’s days. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Checking to see if Men’s Day is an actual thing and one of the first things Google highlights is https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/582/978/754/582/115/original/909aa208c3183ad2.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg The Code took effect in 1934. When Hollywood chose to censor itself as a means of preventing the US government from doing it for them. Under pressure from bigoted religious conservatives. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose, after all. The next time you watch a picture made between the late '20s and the early '30s, pay attention to this: The attitudes, plots, dialogue and everything else will probably seem surprisingly modern compared to most anything that followed in the Golden Age. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Something that really trips me out about early Hollywood is how many older actors either lived through the Civil War -- or came close to it. And certainly were alive for the actual Wild West era. Marie Dressler, for instance, was born in 1868. And was only 65 when she died not long after filming DINNER AT EIGHT in 1933. Here delivering a delightfully pre-Code line at the picture's conclusion to Jean Harlow. Who would, sadly, die not much later in 1937. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL4PyCzwFhg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg The US is gonna start denying visas for obesity? Just get Trump’s doctor to write you a note. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Thinking back to when this Epstein stuff first surfaced and Clinton was the name being bandied about and every liberal I knew was like: I don’t give a fuck who it is, if anyone assaulted a girl TAKE HIM DOWN. But what do we know? We don’t have morals and family values like Republicans. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Recalling the compartment in the driver's door of a Rolls-Royce Corniche for your booze. Truly another time haha. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/529/351/779/782/129/original/e6ea20290f53defe.png https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/529/373/469/118/126/original/1dd81392c261e77c.png npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I am by nature an establishment guy. But my rage at the Democratic establishment’s fecklessness keeps reaching new levels of incandescence. And I’m gonna do everything in my power to replace useless dithering establishment Democrats. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I have to tell you, and yes I’m drunk, but if I were a Christian who thought I’d someday face Jesus, the idea of explaining why I took food out of the mouths of the poor ON PRINCIPLE? I’d be scared shitless. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’m sentimentally attached to something called aprikoskrem—apricot cream—that’s insanely rich. Mom always made it for Granddad, the father-in-law she adored, because it was his favorite dessert. No one in the extended family has a written recipe. But the basic idea is boiling dried apricots (8-ish ounces, Mom prefers Californian to Turkish) with sugar (1/2 to 3/4 cup) and blending it when it’s soft and has cooled down a bit. Then whipping it with heavy cream (1 pint). npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’m so sorry. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg These beautiful electoral results. I’ll just re-up this because BLISS. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/494/798/882/188/632/original/a18e8e0ee4c7b51f.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I happen to think you’re a total jerk if you want to stop the government from helping those in need regardless of what causes their need. But my head explodes if those total jerks also act like welfare recipients are a lot of layabouts who don’t deserve it—when MOST are actually working people who aren’t paid a living wage by profitable companies, e.g. CNBC: Walmart and McDonald's are among top employers of Medicaid and food stamp beneficiaries, report says https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/11/19/walmart-and-mcdonalds-among-top-employers-of-medicaid-and-food-stamp-beneficiaries.html https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/487/121/306/615/772/original/ea896ac223ba7f40.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg No matter the specifics of ongoing humiliations, I’ll bet seeing himself referred to as ‘Mountbatten Windsor’ stings most of all. Good. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/481/712/195/975/659/original/8a4a55e2356dce90.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Okay, I’ve just learned my grandfather and his brother—both hard-partying midcentury doctors—gave each other vasectomies one drunken night on a dining room table. And I’m dying with laughter not only because it’s beyond weird but because my great-uncle literally founded a hospital in Los Angeles. It wasn’t as if facilities and colleagues who’d do it gratis weren’t available. But, of course, that’s not how you think when you’re blotto, think it sounds like a good idea and know how to do it haha. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg It’s ridiculous in a country where people spend a thousand dollars a month for shots that make them eat less that there’s even the slightest chance anyone might go hungry. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg AND! Something to consider the next time you're thinking about a nice meal out: When you dine at a José Andrés restaurant, you're supporting a spirit of noblesse oblige that doesn't exist almost anywhere else anymore. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg The Las Vegas location, but here's the falafel and hummus at Zaytinya -- served with the most wonderful airy pita bread. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/449/659/810/527/391/original/898df4cf9103f4e0.png https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/449/659/819/072/597/original/8d462a0f678cea78.png https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/449/660/436/331/920/original/282422f56cf9a707.png npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Re: that last boost about José Andrés still always being a total mensch. If you're a federal employee in DC who's never been to Zaytinya, check it out! There's a good chance the free options will include the excellent falafel, hummus and baba ghanoush. I'm getting peckish just looking at those words. https://www.zaytinya.com/location/washington-dc/ npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg It’s brilliant! npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Zing! npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Nearly every evangelical I know lives and breathes in active defiance of nearly everything Jesus taught in the Sermon in the Mount. So, I guess it’s understandable that anything will only ever mean what they want it to mean at any given moment. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg There’s no point asking Republicans who’ve spent decades shouting at you about their principles how *any of this* aligns with *any of them* because the only fucking principle they’ve ever actually had is power. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg The bottom line. I’ve had an insane level of privilege in my life. And I’ve never—even when I was a little kid—understood why anyone would want to push less privileged people down rather than raise them up. #NoKings npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I fucking love that the vibe of this protest is very NPR except with lots of ‘fuck’ on signs. #NoKings npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Pleasantly lubricated, a quick turn around the book fair, and back to the protest. My family aways jokes wherever we go that I always want a cocktail server. Which is really only polite, in my opinion. #NoKings https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/396/717/961/347/351/original/544fa41490dbb2e8.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg The great thing about Book Fair adjacency is the food truck section and BEER. (Cracking up at how a policy means they put the age verification wristband even on guys with lots of grey hair—which is how they verified me haha. No ID check.) #NoKings https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/396/627/863/828/552/original/953593da776881d4.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg And my congresswoman haha. #NoKings https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/396/548/337/651/282/original/c5b6e1d2306d93ba.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Such a small town—glancing over and, oh hey, there’s the head of Nevada’s ACLU. Very cool dude. #NoKings https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/396/544/167/184/212/original/7dca209ea96db911.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I feel the exasperated *waves arms* sputtering of some signs here—Epstein, ICE and impeachment all in one place haha. #NoKings https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/396/523/086/619/806/original/7e33d527e559550d.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Hahaha it’s such a wholesome protest the speaker just had everyone chanting ‘Drink water!’ Because it’s important to stay hydrated. #NoKings npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg The annual Book Fair is also happening a couple blocks down Las Vegas Boulevard. Which feels like synergy. #NoKings npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Already a good turnout at start time in Vegas. I’m digging this inflatable trend. The unicorns are blowing bubbles haha. #NoKings https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/396/478/506/497/324/original/baf9414bf942cdd9.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Walking to No Kings in Vegas. I pretty much always look like a WASP but I do try to play it up for this stuff. For whatever the optics might be worth—people like me are mad as fuck, too. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/396/442/448/354/130/original/1476f2d0bbaf2867.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I like how anti-MAGA protesters seem to have sort of co-opted the frog from the extreme right. I especially like to think that 4chan dudes might be regretting tattoos. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg At Luxor—downmarket for the Strip—and witnessing perhaps the strongest indication I’ve personally seen of the Vegas downturn: Hotel employees in suits practically chasing down guests crossing the lobby to ask if they want vouchers for anything. Like, literally asking the open-ended question ‘Do you want vouchers for anything?’ at the back of peoples’ heads as they’re walking somewhere. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg HOWEVER! I’m pretty good at boycotting things and I promise you that I—as a local—will never use this even if it’s the most convenient mode of transport. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/375/536/099/595/338/original/ddb217a5c59a0f41.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’m sorry but it’s not a pedestrian’s duty to be on the constant alert—or instantly yielding!—for electric vehicles coming from any direction at 25 mph on sidewalks. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Jesus Christ and now nearly run down by a man in a speeding wheelchair. He would’ve hit me if I hadn’t literally jumped into the street. Going—and gone—so quickly I didn’t even have time to swear at him. Fuck. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg *deep cleansing breaths* I’m not a particular fan of Jeff Koons—but in a town that isn’t generally strong on culture—I do enjoy strolling past significant art every day. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/300/474/054/750/994/original/2bcac27e55e28878.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’m all for sharing spaces. I know roads are incredibly dangerous for cyclists. But they—in turn—make sidewalks incredibly dangerous for pedestrians. And it’s incredibly uncommon—in my experience—to encounter cyclists who aren’t raging entitled pricks. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Headphones in as I’m walking. And the cyclist *on a sidewalk* yelling from behind to get out of his way when I was in a narrow space next to a bus stop—literally I would’ve had to step into the road for him—is lucky I hadn’t processed what was happening until he’d almost hit me in his scramble around while swearing at me. I was so angry I might’ve legit slugged him. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg But back to our economic downturn, I think of the service industry dopes who voted for Trump because of ‘no tax on tips’—which isn’t all that great when there are fewer tips to tax, they still have to pay all the other withholdings, and it’s actually a $25,000 maximum deduction that won’t help workers who need it most. Yahoo Finance: Trump’s ‘no tax on tips’ promise falls flat with Las Vegas workers—and experts have branded it misleading https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-no-tax-tips-promise-140000585.html https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/284/952/465/599/428/original/80166d4684d0b7ee.jpeg https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/284/953/052/267/256/original/bdeb7e14ac78c747.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Pro tip: There are two Nobu restaurants here: One at Caesars Palace and one at Paris. You want to dine at the former. A much more upscale environment. The Nobu at Paris is positioned on a narrow ‘Parisian street’ with patios that’s theoretically charming. But it feels very schlubby with crowds of people walking to the the garage or to/from the lower-end Horseshoe. Or queuing for the Bobby Flay burger joint next door. See also: Martha Stewart’s Bedford. Get a table DEEP in the restaurant haha. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/284/902/060/985/696/original/f64c0ef758c812de.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I was at a favorite spot on the Strip the other night and it should’ve been packed—summer heat is over and I’m usually getting grumpy about all the crowds again. But it was slow. And they said it had been really slow. You know it’s bad if the Caesars group—eight properties on the Strip—is pitching locals with free parking and 25% discounts at restaurants including Nobu. You could probably score some surprisingly good deals as a visitor, too, even though it’s technically high season. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Overheard someone saying it was dumb to act like Las Vegas tourism dropping by 10% was anything to worry about. ‘It’s not that much!’ Sweetie, your ‘not that much’ is $5 billion in direct spending and $8 billion in negative impact *so far this year* thanks to a president who’s such a financial whiz he’s doing what he can to drive everyone else’s casinos out of business, too. The Street: Huge Las Vegas Strip operator tries new bid to fill rooms https://www.thestreet.com/travel/las-vegas-strip-hotels-tries-desperate-bid-to-win-back-visitors https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/284/849/147/079/469/original/7a5d6a70c46d3caa.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I only have one friend in town with little kids. And it still cracks me up that when he texts about meeting for drinks after their ‘family dinner’ he means 5 PM and not 8 PM. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg When you know you’re getting left behind, you’re a lot less likely to panic when you wake up on earth the day after a rapture. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Is there a time zone situation with the rapture? It feels like a stupidly American notion, so I’m guessing it has to happen by midnight eastern time, or nine here in pacific time. Making it very nearer my god to thee for those of us on the west coast. And Hawaiians should have a very early dinner if they want a last supper. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Why does the Supteme Court even pretend to deliberate anymore? npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Oh, great https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/237/897/864/288/392/original/62bc0ac4814da029.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg So, I guess SOUND OF MUSIC is now about an insufferably woke family. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/228/446/039/145/893/original/70abc9a0d4ef8e51.mp4 npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg What depresses me is that regular tickets now cost a fortune AND I think the experience is always like the busiest day of the year when I was a kid. I personally trace the destruction of what I loved about the place to the introduction of monthly payments for passes. Made it far easier for far more people to treat it like hanging out at the mall. The cheapest one now is $600, which a lot of people can’t/won’t pay upfront. But $34 a month is the stuff of ordinary entertainment budgets. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/226/206/678/904/836/original/188726b990df04a1.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’m fascinated by aspects of the Disney cult. Like, for most of my life, you could walk right up to the Dole Whip stand at Disneyland’s Enchanted Tiki Room. But then, several years ago, there were suddenly very long lines. And I wonder how it happened. Did Disney and/or Dole promote it directly? Did someone in marketing target influencers to hype it? Or was its genesis totally organic—just a random blogger who started raving about Dole Whip? npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg One summer around 1978 I got chicken pox. All I wanted was that pink calamine lotion for the itching. But my mother—then at the height of her health food fanaticism—consulted our nutritionist in Malibu, who advised her to smear crushed organic strawberries all over my body. Which, of course, did nothing except make me itchy AND sticky in the middle of a heatwave. This is how long I’ve known the people now controlling public health in America are fucking morons. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Gosh, Robert Redford. He was so central to an era of pictures that is still -- broadly speaking -- my favorite. RIP npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Yeah, that’s the point, you dopes. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/188/934/219/909/128/original/c070a8fb0b78d972.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Very sorry to hear Polly Holliday has died. If you're around my age the catchphrase 'Kiss my grits!' will probably mean something to you. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/182/938/255/264/555/original/aa7fd4d21b0d1932.png npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Insane on purpose npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’m officially RAGING as that motherfucker Trump and that motherfucker RFK Jr make it so CVS won’t let me schedule a covid vaccine shot. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Weird question but there are so many science-y people here. I have fairly hairy legs but with a fine texture, so I didn’t really notice anything was amiss until I was in the shower and noticed what felt like stubble—as if I’d shaved them. So, can’t pinpoint exactly when it happened. Is it possible that a hot tub had such strong chemicals it burned the hair off? (I’ve been in a lot of them.) A reaction to sunscreen? (Don’t usually put sunscreen on my legs but have this summer.) I’m baffled. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Wow, there’s an unvarnished headline. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/051/125/227/763/694/original/4ef4d0d6d5f05e33.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Ha! Fair question! We were elevated in a Range Rover, better view into their car, and she leaned over and stretched across the back seat to get something out of the door storage on the other side of the car and was wearing a skirt. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg It’s wild, all the random data stored in our brains. Like, I always forget this song exists even though it’s probably one of my favorites by Madonna. But—completely forgotten until I hear it—is how the record had just come out before our family drove down the 95 from Boston to DC. And this track was playing while I looked at a leggy blonde my age in the back seat of a Rolls-Royce next to us. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/028/402/346/501/499/original/9b5a698b576c9cc6.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I think this also is definitely a part of it. The way people style themselves has definitely evolved. And I focused my musing on women, but it also occurs to me you no longer see male pattern baldness anywhere. And because basically every young man shaves his head when it happens, I don't associate the look with 'old' when I see it on someone who is actually old. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Definitely a factor, I'm sure, but I don't think it's just that. My mother (born 1951) and my grandmother (born 1926) had very similar non-smoking, health-food, exercise-intensive SoCal lifestyles. But if you compare photos at similar ages, my mother always looks significantly younger than my grandmother. And my sisters (born 1973 and 1978, also healthy lifestyles) look younger still. FWIW, as far as I know, none of them ever used anything stronger than moisturizer. @npub1u7x…ztt0 npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Exactly! It seems like there was a definite shift after the early 1970s when people stopped looking as old as before? I can think of a few reasons like health and style but it seems like there was a clear cutoff these still don’t totally explain. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg OOF. I feel that. What genuinely shocked me about Archie Bunker is that I would’ve guessed he and Edith were in their early 60s. But the actors were still in their 40s when that show began! npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg It was bad enough when I figured out I was at least a decade older than basically every ‘80s sitcom dad. But SHOOK when I realized I was even older than Archie Bunker. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I’ve changed my messaging with evangelicals. Because I’m done with a benefit of the doubt that presumes their fundamental reverence for Jesus. It’s no longer: Explain to me how a god who preached the Sermon on the Mount wants any of this. It’s now: Explain to me why you worship a disgusting god who wants all of this. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg A church but make it hair metal. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/933/872/935/802/730/original/1ec418fef01e6ffb.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg *checks watch* https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/931/654/715/602/653/original/22aea77ea09aa7c3.jpeg https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/931/654/982/973/388/original/704de324447c133d.jpeg npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg Is there a character from a TV show or an influencer who’s been wearing Brooks Brothers t-shirts? Seeing the logo on younger guys all the time now—always t-shirts, never polos—and feel like there must be a pop culture reason. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I really don’t think it’s a coincidence Republicans waited until WWII vets were all basically dead before going so soft on fascism Elon Musk could sieg heil at an inauguration rally without bothering them in the least. npub12kjhdu42hqp2uh3flwlsfsp9k5nvk42mls8c3y72n4mhhr68w9uquk3x3f Mats Holberg I was absolutely delighted happening upon this pair in Stockholm a couple years ago. https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/114/868/582/194/499/762/original/965dce4bce6885ed.png