Crone to the bone. Old ass punk who’s seen some shit.
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Last Notes npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…m7l3 All that black made it hard for a second to spot where the boops go. 😸 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…musx npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…ck5l npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…acpk The name alone was enough to put me off it. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…25ct You can read any article for free by pasting the link into this page. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 The elf after a weekend on my shelf. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 The spirit is willing but the flesh is fucked. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 I need to buy a new memory foam mattress. The old one knows too much. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…5lrj Oof! npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 Old Caftan! My Caftan! npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 I’m old enough to remember when a TV show with 8 episodes was called a mini-series. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…afth 🥹 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…39ss All of my regrets are of things I didn’t do. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…cg79 They don’t seem to mind the kidnapping part, but nobody told them they’d have to work weekends! There’s not enough money in the world to make me do what they’re doing to other humans but they still go to work every day. Yeah, they can all fuck off into the sun. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 A famous photographer once asked me to model for him. I was quite flattered...until I saw his work. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 Gardens of the Galaxy npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…srdc That’s great because if your neighbor complains you can blame the critters. 😉 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…k0f6 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 Watching “We Want The Funk” on PBS and it’s 🔥. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…q5wq I hope it doesn’t reach that point. I don’t expect a big turnout in this town, but I wouldn’t put anything past these fascists. Stay strong out there! 👊 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 Here’s a vintage Hitler pin cushion. One day there will be updates to this design. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…6xkr Those of who do see it don’t blame you. We feel the same, only sadder. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…nqv7 This is a vibe. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 Mood: npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 (1967) GREEN ONIONS - Live - Booker T. and MG's npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 I used to dust every surface before I decked the halls. Now I just call it fake snow and we all sing songs about a white Christmas. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @nprofile…2x80 Me encantan los gatos naranjas. 😸 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 Calling all bookworms! npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1lxt…6gad Woo hoo!🏊 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1j7a…p393 I love them too! npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 Telling the Bees npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1k4q…3lsq #ACAB 😡 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1c35…9pmh Elmer Gantry. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 d@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Demon mode 😸 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 You guys, stop what you're doing and watch this video because it'll make your day. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1tg7…9dl9 I didn't want to boost this but I had to because I doubt it will get much coverage elsewhere. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 Barnabas Collins friend zoned Dr. Julia Hoffman so hard, and she still kept saving his life and helping him protect his family against every possible kind of supernatural attack. Where's her board game? npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub196d…83j6 I have never tried it but it sounds delicious. I would keep it in separate glasses because the flavor of the coffee after the cognac would probably be amazing. Now I want to try it. 😋 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 30 Helens agree: npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub19fc…ay3c I like the black and white but now I'm curious. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1typ…c8hh I actually liked milk and 7-Up, or at least I preferred it to the plain milk my parents insisted I drink at every meal. 😝 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1ccn…czwu Love this. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub189n…satx Filthy. It's too late for the inside though. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub189n…satx Me too. And he always looks like he could use a good washing. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub189n…satx Could we visit him just to laugh in his ugly face? npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1m0g…642v So much! And snappers and cigarette loads too. 🚬 💥 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1m0g…642v I can smell those words. 😅 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1j7a…p393 Absolutely, they're super fun and talented! 🤟 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1j7a…p393 They're so good live. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1r37…xrlz Aw, poor little guy! I had forgotten the name of it but my cat had the hematoma from scratching and that's what left him with the curly ear. You'll get used to it and he won't care, but the ear canal thing is a bigger deal, I assume. I sure hope it won't affect his hearing! npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1r37…xrlz Is it his outer ear? My cat had an infection there and they had to cut it. It healed up nicely but he had a curly ear forever. It was kinda cute, actually. Best wishes! npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub1nn8…8sed Don't think this hasn't entered my thoughts on more than one occasion. Go ahead and try. 😅 🍨 npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub189n…satx I miss that too. At least my neighborhood is diverse and I can have brief interactions with passers by while I tend to my garden boxes, if not actual discussions. We need the equivalent of the bodega or a pub culture here, where people stop in after work just to mingle. Somehow the Europeans forgot to bring that with them from the old country. npub12q65ds38mcsnz3yp7d4smreaqszc3vnx5yvtnyny5830r0hshsfqpc5x9a Jello Bea Arthur 🎃 @npub19fc…ay3c It's the first of the month.
