FunsizeScot1975 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Or Susan if you’re feeling familiar / is on Nostr

I’m not short I’m funsized

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2024-09-12 18:16:14

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I was with him till the gherkin!!

2024-09-12 17:31:16

Random completely no seasonal question for my non uk and Ireland based spinsters. Christmas selection boxes are they not a thing anywhere else? You know seasonal box with say a selection of chocolate bars all together in overpriced seasonally tacky packaging.

2024-09-06 19:45:13

I’m going to see Texas at the OVO Hydro in Glasgow on the 14th wonder what lovely shade of colour my face will be then

2024-09-06 13:54:29

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Yeah I took oot the table with my apparently unfeasably heavy face

2024-09-06 13:15:52

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No no blue lights B took me to get fixed up so sat around for a boringly long amount of time for an X-ray

2024-09-06 11:10:02

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It’s ok still bloody sore though

2024-09-06 10:49:46

The better half has had to get off her train because they’ve closed the East Kilbride to Clarkston line police incident they say. I hope it’s not what I think it is…poor soul and poor driver if it is.

2024-09-03 22:31:08

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Ah I’ve found my people here…sounds a very Funsize thing to do that

2024-09-03 20:48:34

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Upside I now am being told about this thing called ‘putting your hands out to break your fall’ useful information that….

2024-09-03 20:45:49

Eurgh whit a week. Yes your dear and much respected Funsize…oi stop sniggering at the back…. went arse over tit on Friday and fractured my cheekbone. Yes apparently walking across my living room is a hazard. Oh and I managed to smash my phone as well, marginally more painful imo, so new phone acquired swollen face also acquired. It’s sair to talk/eat/sleep etc….coddle me people like you mean it this time….

2024-08-20 20:26:10

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Too obvious also why plot to destroy when you can just be incompetent

2024-08-20 20:18:03

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Yeah it’s in a horrendous bit as well it’ll stick out like the proverbial sore thumb. The ones they have plonked on argyle street down at the merchant city are hideous as well. I mean better than the crumbling mess of crumbling buildings that were there but no much. Mind you this is Glasgow City Council who managed to knock down the Georgian Building that stood on the corner mind’by mistake’

2024-08-20 20:06:15

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I saw I swear the town is just a sea of ugly student housing blocks now

2024-08-19 21:21:25

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Clearly it’s trying to show you how shite he is so you can see the talent of your other choices! You know we need balance in everything ya know!

2024-08-16 12:22:22

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Ah yes the ‘you can’t sit with us’ brand of twitter head girls are really showing their arses aren’t they. I wasn’t aware women were a hive mind!

2024-08-16 11:56:30

I’m in the Post Office I may choose violence!