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2026-02-07 15:00:00 GMT

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🏁 Olympic Women’s 3000 m Speed Skaters
🇦🇹 Jeannine Rosner (Austria)
🇧🇪 Sandrine Tas (Belgium)
🇨🇦 Ivanie Blondin (Canada)
🇨🇦 Laura Hall (Canada)
🇨🇦 Valérie Maltais (Canada)
🇨🇦 Isabelle Weidemann (Canada)
🇨🇿 Martina Sáblíková (Czechia)
🇫🇷 Violette Braun (France)
🇩🇪 Josie Hofmann (Germany)
🇮🇹 Francesca Lollobrigida (Italy)
🇯🇵 Momoka Horikawa (Japan)
🇯🇵 Ayano Sato (Japan)
🇰🇿 Elizaveta Golubeva (Kazakhstan)
🇰🇿 Nadezhda Morozova (Kazakhstan)
🇳🇱 Joy Beune (Netherlands)
🇳🇱 Marijke Groenewoud (Netherlands)
🇳🇱 Merel Conijn (Netherlands)
🇳🇴 Ragne Wiklund (Norway)
🇨🇭 Kaitlyn Anne McGregor (Switzerland)
🇨🇳 Li Jiaxuan (China)
🇨🇳 Yang Binyu (China)
🇷🇺 Kseniia Korzhova (Individual Neutral Athletes)
🇷🇺 Maryna Zuyeva (Individual Neutral Athletes, e.g., AIN)
🇺🇸 Greta Myers (USA)

2026-02-04 23:27:48 GMT

Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car.

2026-01-19 16:44:34 GMT

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2026-01-14 07:02:28 GMT

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2026-01-14 03:08:31 GMT

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2026-01-14 03:08:01 GMT

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2026-01-14 03:07:39 GMT

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2026-01-13 02:44:20 GMT

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2026-01-13 02:43:40 GMT

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2026-01-11 07:26:14 GMT

Ft. @professorTom
President-elect Trump wants the United States to buy Greenland. In fact, Trump wanted the United States to buy Greenland during his first term as President of the United States. Trump still wants to buy Greenland.
There has been much speculation on why Trump wants Greenland. Some think it’s about minerals. Attorney Robert Barnes speculated that Trump wants to protect US Shipping lanes; ergo, wanting the United States to purchase Greenland, taking control of the Panama Canal and remarks about making Canada the 51st State.
Trump is not the first to see Greenland’s value. Eighty years ago, a Danish diplomat made a move that changed its fate.
The film The Good Traitor tells the story of the Danish ambassador to America, Henrik Kauffmann, and his actions when the Nazis invaded his country.
The Good Traitor was my introduction to Kauffmann; there are scant English-language resources available on Kauffmann, namely, Defiant Diplomacy: Henrik Kauffmann, Denmark, and the United States in World War II and the Cold War, 1939-1958.
When the Nazis invaded Denmark on April 9th, 1940, Kauffmann had a problem: the Danish government had cooperated with the Nazis; therefore, any instructions Copenhagen gave Kauffmann were really instructions coming from the Nazis. If Kauffmann didn’t obey the puppet government, he would be guilty of treason because a government cooperating with the Nazis was, in political reality, still a functioning, geopolitical government.
Kauffmann needed another option.
Denmark Cooperates, Not Capitulates
So on April 10th, 1940–the day after the Nazis invaded Denmark–Kauffmann “declare[d] that we couldn’t receive and act on orders from an occupied Danish government¹”. Ever the diplomat, Kauffmann concocted a middle ground out of thin air: Kauffmann proclaimed himself as acting in the name of the Danish King, Christian X representing a free and independent Denmark.
To understand the significance of this proclamation, we have to understand both the position Kauffmann was in post Nazi invasion of Denmark and how Denmark conducted itself during the Second World War.
Denmark did not capitulate to the Nazis. Nor did they collaborate. Instead, Denmark cooperated under protest. In other words, Denmark did not resist the Nazis, but neither did they aid the Nazis. This is in contrast to Norway which fiercely fought the Nazis for two months only to be heavily oppressed and subdued by the Nazis when they could no longer resist.
In exchange for not actively resisting the Nazis, the Danish government was allowed to remain intact and run its affairs with Nazi oversight vs becoming a total puppet state. There was enough autonomy and agency given to the Danish government that later in the War, Denmark would refuse to execute ethnic cleansing orders without major repercussions.
Ambassador of a Free and Independent Denmark
After Denmark agreed to cooperate with the Nazis, Kauffmann was recalled to Denmark because he no longer represented what then existed of the Danish government. Kauffmann didn’t want to go back to Denmark: he wanted to stay in the United States, resist the Nazis and serve the ideological Denmark he was de facto representing prior to the Nazi invasion of his homeland.
“free and independent Denmark” was not a real country: it was a political fiction. But it was a useful fiction because in April of 1940, the United States was still officially a neutral country–the keyword being “officially”.
The attitude of Americans was slowly shifting in favor of war, though nonintervention was still the dominant public opinion; Lend-Lease, one of the first acts of American intervention in the growing European conflict, was one day shy of being a month old when Kauffmann made his proclamation.
Kauffmann desperately needed the United States to officially recognize him as the ambassador of a free and independent Denmark so he would have diplomatic cover.
The good news for Kauffmann was that the Americans saw no reason to expel Kauffmann from the United States, so he was in no immediate danger of being sent to occupied Denmark. The bad news was that the United States couldn’t officially recognize Kauffmann as ambassador of the free and independent Denmark because doing so risked the wrath of the Germans, wrath that would pull the United States into a war in which it did not wish to become a belligerent.

2026-01-11 02:28:29 GMT

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2026-01-08 15:55:44 GMT

Average wealth per adult, 2025.
🇨🇭 Switzerland: $687,166
🇺🇸 United States: $620,654
🇭🇰 Hong Kong: $601,195
🇱🇺 Luxembourg: $566,735
🇦🇺 Australia: $516,640
🇩🇰 Denmark: $481,558
🇸🇬 Singapore: $441,596
🇳🇿 New Zealand: $393,773
🇳🇱 Netherlands: $370,697
🇳🇴 Norway: $368,410
🇨🇦 Canada: $365,953
🇧🇪 Belgium: $349,404
🇬🇧 United Kingdom: $339,700
🇸🇪 Sweden: $334,391
🇹🇼 Taiwan: $312,075
🇫🇷 France: $301,503
🇮🇱 Israel: $284,224
🇮🇪 Ireland: $258,357
🇩🇪 Germany: $256,715
🇰🇷 South Korea: $251,223
🇦🇹 Austria: $243,473
🇪🇸 Spain: $233,739
🇮🇹 Italy: $214,663
🇯🇵 Japan: $205,221
🇫🇮 Finland: $183,367

2026-01-05 12:42:17 GMT

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2026-01-05 04:43:15 GMT

Ft. @npub1lex…jt5t 🔥🏎️🏆
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2026-01-04 16:44:02 GMT

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JD Vance :
You see a lot claims that Venezuela has nothing to do with drugs because most of the fentanyl comes from elsewhere. I want to address this:
First off, fentanyl isn't the only drug in the world and there is still fentanyl coming from Venezuela (or at least there was).
Second, cocaine, which is the main drug trafficked out of Venezuela, is a profit center for all of the Latin America cartels. If you cut out the money from cocaine (or even reduce it) you substantially weaken the cartels overall. Also, cocaine is bad too!
Third, yes, a lot of fentanyl is coming out of Mexico. That continues to be a focus of our policy in Mexico and is a reason why President Trump shut the border on day one.
Fourth, I see a lot of criticism about oil. About 20 years ago, Venezuela expropriated American oil property and until recently used that stolen property to get rich and fund their narcoterrorist activities. I understand the anxiety over the use of military force, but are we just supposed to allow a communist to steal our stuff in our hemisphere and do nothing? Great powers don't act like that.
The United States, thanks to President Trump's leadership, is a great power again. Everyone should take note.

2026-01-04 00:29:34 GMT

Cilia Flores, the longtime partner of Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, was taken to the United States as part of a covert operation and has been implicated for years in serious drug trafficking allegations. ❄️
🇻🇪A former bodyguard testified against her in 2020, placing her at the center of an international narcotics network.
👇🏻Flores played a pivotal role in Venezuela’s political history. As a lawyer, she secured Hugo Chávez’s release from prison in 1994 following his failed coup.
She later helped him win the presidency in 1998, served as attorney general between 2012 and 2013, and went on to become a member of the National Constituent Assembly and first lady.
According to US authorities, potential charges against Flores are linked to testimony from her former bodyguard, Yasenksi Antonio Lamas.
He alleged that Flores shielded her nephews, who were convicted in the United States and sentenced to 18 years in prison for attempting to traffic 800 kilograms of cocaine in 2017. Cilia Flores, the longtime partner of Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, was taken to the United States as part of a covert operation and has been implicated for years in serious drug trafficking allegations. ❄️
🇻🇪A former bodyguard testified against her in 2020, placing her at the center of an international narcotics network.
👇🏻Flores played a pivotal role in Venezuela’s political history. As a lawyer, she secured Hugo Chávez’s release from prison in 1994 following his failed coup.
She later helped him win the presidency in 1998, served as attorney general between 2012 and 2013, and went on to become a member of the National Constituent Assembly and first lady.
According to US authorities, potential charges against Flores are linked to testimony from her former bodyguard, Yasenksi Antonio Lamas.
He alleged that Flores shielded her nephews, who were convicted in the United States and sentenced to 18 years in prison for attempting to traffic 800 kilograms of cocaine in 2017.
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2026-01-02 06:16:09 GMT

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2026-01-02 05:43:15 GMT

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2026-01-02 05:08:43 GMT

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AI mock-up👇
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2026-01-02 04:46:57 GMT

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PUTIN TOLD TRUMP ABOUT ATTACK ON ONE OF HIS RESIDENCES / Agent Twig Cooper 🐾
The attack on the Russian presidential state residence in the Novgorod region is expected to influence US approaches to relations with Zelensky.
According to Kremlin sources, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump held a new phone call in which Putin informed Trump about a recent drone attack on a Russian presidential state residence.
Putin told Trump that the attack took place almost immediately after talks between the United States and Ukraine in Mar-a-Lago. The target was a state residence in Russia’s Novgorod region, which Moscow describes as a terrorist attack carried out by Kyiv.
The timing of the drone strike was described as effectively coinciding with the conclusion of the US Ukraine discussions in Mar-a-Lago.
During the conversation, Trump reportedly said that, thank God, Zelensky had not been provided with Tomahawk missiles.
Putin warned Trump that what Moscow considers Kyiv’s terrorist actions against a state residence would not go unanswered. He stated clearly that Russia would revise its position in light of what it views as state terrorism conducted by Ukraine.
At the same time, Putin emphasized that Russia remains prepared to continue working closely and constructively with the United States in seeking paths toward peace in Ukraine.
Kremlin officials noted that Kyiv retains room to interpret its agreements with Washington in ways that allow it to evade its obligations.
The attack on the Russian presidential state residence in the Novgorod region is expected to influence US approaches to relations with Zelensky.
The Kremlin expressed hope that the United States would understand Russia’s decision to revise its negotiating position.
This was stated by presidential aide Yuri Ushakov.
Trump and Putin agreed to continue their dialogue.
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2026-01-02 00:19:20 GMT

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2026-01-01 05:52:24 GMT

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2025-12-26 07:52:16 GMT

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Abject predictions 🔥
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2025-12-25 03:16:54 GMT

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2025-12-25 03:14:51 GMT

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I was busy..
Done👇
Link in 🧵
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2025-12-25 02:40:27 GMT

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“I saw the film through adult eyes!”
Tom, I think this 👆 is an awesome beginning. Almost perfect, maybe I’m afraid too perfect.
I wish I had watched the film, for now, I used a bit of imagination based on your writing… so here come my fireballs.
Your landing:
“Since this is a kid’s movie from over fifty years ago, we’ll accept the handwaving of family-like structure implies wholesome sexual reproduction… In other words, Charlotte’s Web, in any of its incantations, is not a biological drama.”
The fact is, I didn’t watch it, so I may sound idiotic but when I read your piece, it felt fitting to end with things you missed as a boy of four or five. Perhaps you don’t recall them, or maybe you were too focused on being “a good friend and a writer.”
That would align more closely with your opening.
I also think it’s somewhat lengthy, and sprinkling humor always works.
You could have delivered a good, mature-writer rendition at the end with a reminiscent memory of you at four or five, but instead you went somewhere else to end your writing, biology.
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2025-12-25 01:48:21 GMT

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Ft. @npub1c7j…q8fa
Something you might not realize as a kid–but definitely do as an adult–is that Charlotte never had a gentleman caller, so how did her eggs get fertilized? She’s not autogamy.
Where does Templeton Find His Lady-friend to Start a Family With?
Templeton is a lazy glutton, but I repeat myself. He’s in the film mostly for comic relief and so Charlotte doesn’t appear to be a know-it-all. But the fact of the matter is Templeton doesn’t have one redeeming quality that would allow him to find a mate, much less provide for a family.
Paul Lynde–The Voice of Templeton–Was Openly, If Quietly, Homosexual
Templeton, the greedy, selfish rat with exactly zero qualities that scream “good life partner,” was voiced by Paul Lynde, a 1970s TV legend famous for his razor-sharp, unmistakably camp delivery. Lynde was gay (as openly as Hollywood allowed back then), and his snarky performance steals the show.
To be clear, I’m not throwing shade on Lynde for being homosexual. I’m pointing out the irony that Templeton winds up having a wholesome family at the end of the film. Can someone say “straight-washing”? Was Templeton’s story-line conclusion–the acquisition of a “beard”–a 70’s filmmaking wink at what the film industry already knew to be the truth?
Wilbur is the Only Character That Hasn’t Paired Up or Reproduced
It’s odd that the goose reproduces not once but twice in the film without a gander. We see there are new sheep on the farm at the end of the film without seeing a nuclear family forming.
The adult Arables and the Zuckermans are couples/heads of families.
The two human exceptions are Avery, Fern’s brother and Lurvy, Zuckerman’s farm hand. Even though Avery is Ferns’s older brother, he’s 10. And boys at 10 years old aren’t that mature. Certainly Avery’s depiction is that of a typical young boy who wants to annoy his sister and hasn’t discovered there’s a whole undiscovered world of dating and sex.
At first glance, this would appear to make Lurvy the odd (young) man out. But this analysis doesn’t hold up: he’s a young man earning his keep on Zuckerman’s farm. He’s learning a trade and preparing himself to offer something to the opposite sex. In other words Lurvy’s arc–or distinct lack of an arc–is…for lack of a better word, normal/normative. If the story were to continue, we’d see if Lurvy ever does go on to be able to support a family and attract a mate or not. As it stands, this is a kid’s story and Lurvy is a bit player that is not abnormal.
What we don’t see is Wilbur with a sow. In fact, other than Wilbur’s mom, we’re not shown any other sows with the possible exception of siblings. But we’re not told if Wilbur has any sisters, just that he’s the runt of the litter and can’t gain access to his mother’s teats.
To jog everyone’s memory, Wilbur’s competition at the fair is a big male pig called Uncle.
So when the story ends, the closest that Wilbur has come to being in either a romantic or sexual relationship is to become an adoptive father or mentor to three of Charlotte’s children, namely Joy, Aranea, and Nellie.
I was first introduced to the “no agency” argument through The Last Psychiatrist’s post What’s Wrong With The Hunger Games Is What No One Noticed in which he explains that Katniss in The Hunger Games has no agency. I shared this post with some colleagues and one of them told me he disagreed with the posts analysis (I’m not sure how, but ok) and then explained that he first heard the theory applied to Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
The counter argument is that E. B. White researched Orb Spiders and found out that they can mate and the female spider can hold the sperm in her body and fertilize that way. But where is the gentleman caller?
Since this is a kid’s movie from over fifty years ago, we’ll accept the handwaving of family-like structure implies wholesome sexual reproduction, especially since there’s plenty of anthropomorphism to go around. In other words, Charlotte’s Web, in any of its incantations, is not a biological drama.

2025-12-25 01:46:15 GMT

Ft. @npub1c7j…q8fa 🔥
The reason I’ve always had an interest in writing comes from the closing narration off a cartoon I watched as a kid:
It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer. Charlotte was both.
Even as a boy of four or five, I got the lesson that I should be a good friend and a writer; we’ll focus on the writing part.
Of course, we’re talking about Charlotte’s Web based on the E. B. White book.
I hadn’t seen the animated Hanna-Barbera film from 1973 in years, possibly a decade or more. Even though I bought a copy months ago, I finally had the time and the desire to rewatch it. Boy, was that uncomfortable, because I saw the film through adult eyes!
In roughly film-order, here are some observations about the film. Please note, I have not read the book.
Wilbur Has No Agency*
The first thing I noticed during this viewing was that Wilbur has absolutely no agency. He is saved because Fern intervenes as a sentimental idealist. From there, Charlotte saves Wilbur by writing words in her web. Wilbur’s only act that comes from his own volition is to take Charlotte’s egg sac back to the farm from the fair. Hence the asterisk at the end of this section’s header.
Fern Is A Human McGuffin In The First Act
Fern enters the story consequently twice: once as a McGuffin and once as a deus ex machina: once Fern has done her bit to save Wilbur, she disappears from the story like a good McGuffin does. She’s that catalyst that gives us the conflict and set the story in motion.
Wilbur Is FAT
I know Wilbur is a pig, but the way he’s drawn, he has no chin. Let’s not forget that Wilbur is supposed to be the runt of the litter. Boy, did he fatten up fast!
Wilbur Doesn’t Have To Learn How To Talk, He Just Sounds Out One Word And Then He’s Fluent in English.
Ok, strictly speaking, he sounds out his name. Immediately after this, Wilbur is fluent in English and breaks out into song. I suppose that’s how it feels when you’re a kid and you from non-verbal to verbal, but that’s not how human speech works.
The Film Is A Musical In Disguise
Charlotte’s Web wants to be a children’s film, but we know that kids don’t like movies that don’t have music in them, so we have to have a song every few minutes. This version of Charlotte’s Web was released in 1973; it was a hang over from the halcyon days of big musicals like Sound of Music, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The King And I, Fiddler on the Roof, et. al.
Charlotte Needs Templeton’s Help Coming Up With Words, But She’s A Writer?!?!
This one baffled me. Charlotte is supposed to be a good writer, but other than “some pig”, she needs help coming up with what to write in her web to save Wilbur. True, it’s the goose that suggests “terrific”. But Templeton has to fetch every other word she write into her web. So really, at best, Charlotte is a scribe, not a writer.
What’s more, Charlotte is allegedly a writer, but she appears to either have bad eyesight or doesn’t know how to read, e.g. she makes Templeton read her every scrap of writing that he brings back to her. You’d think she’d have a pretty good vantage point from high in the doorsills where she hangs her webs. God forbid she have to take a vision test.
Deus ex machina, Fern Edition
When Wilbur is at the fair, Fern visits him and rekindles–at least in Wilbur’s mind–the relationship they once had. Unfortunately, it’s time for Wilbur to learn a hard lesson that is totally wasted on the prepubescent audience the film was intended for: female nature is to stay with one guy until she finds one more exciting.
The Red Pill community would call this monkey-branching: she doesn’t let go of the vine she’s swinging from until she’s firmly got hold of a new branch she’s swung to. Fern may have been Wilbur’s first love, but Wilbur was just one of Fern’s social justice projects.
Fern moved on to Henry Fussy–a boy she couldn’t stand–when he learned to relax and show a modicum of masculinity vis-sis-vis confidence. Of course, it helped that he had bucked much his mother’s oppressiveness.
Parental/Guardian normalities 1972 vs 2025
Perhaps the oddest thing in rewatching the Hanna-Barbera production was that the children ask for money to go enjoy the fair without their parents/guardians/responsible parties hovering over them the entire time. The adults give the kids money and tell them to meet back at a specific place at the fair at a specific time and let the kids have their autonomy.
This was quite normal in the 70’s, 80’s and even the better part of the 90’s. While we don’t know exactly where the Arable or Zuckerman farm was located, it is depicted as being in a fairly rural area. Given these events took place fifty years ago and the book pre-dates the film, everyone would have known everyone in this small, rural, homogenized town.
But letting kids go for hours on end at a county or city fair today? Verboten!
How does Charlotte’s Egg Sac Hatch Into Baby Spiders?

2025-12-22 09:53:46 GMT

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2025-12-20 02:49:21 GMT

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2025-12-18 15:15:09 GMT

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2025-12-15 15:59:10 GMT

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2025-12-15 15:52:42 GMT

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2025-12-15 15:50:00 GMT

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2025-12-12 15:52:38 GMT

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Kitty invented English!
Sociology too!
For Hooomans!

2025-12-12 14:27:23 GMT

Ft. @professortom
World War II Almost Didn't End...For 2 Minutes
Canadian General Lawrence Moore Cosgrave had a problem: when he was serving in WW I, he was wounded and blinded in his left eye. Roughly twenty-five years later, this would cause a diplomatic problem that could have led to World War II never ending–or at least not ending aboard the USS Missouri. So, what happened and why was General Cosgrave in the center of this diplomatic faux pa? Preparing the Articles of Surrender When it was signaled to the Allies (read: the Americans) that Japan was willing to surrender unconditionally, the physical documents were hastily created once the wording had ben worked out. There were to be two copies of the Instruments of Surrender: a copy for the Americans and a copy for the Japanese. Interestingly, both copies were printed in English. Whether or not this was done to humiliate the Japanese by having to accept a document not in their own language remains unclear. What is clear was that the Americans didn’t want any ambiguities due to translation, so they wrote the Articles of Surrender in English so there would be no misunderstanding1. Parchment was found for both copies in a monastery and the documents were prepared by General McArthur’s staff. The Americans put their copy in a leather folder with gold tooling and embossed seals2 whereas the Japanese copy was put into a canvas with irregular stitching and no seals or embellishments. Again, this was not to insult the Japanese, it was more due to a lack of resources in a war zone on short notice. Both copies had the same eight paragraph text on the verso and signatures on the recto. The Japanese signatures were on the top of the recto and the Allied signatures were underneath. There was a line where each signatory was to sign with their title underneath the line. When it came time to sign the documents, the Japanese signatories, Foreign Minister Mamoru Shigemitsu and General Yoshijirō Umezu, signed first. When it was each man’s turn to sign, they signed both the Allied and Japanese copies of the Articles of Surrender as did each of the Allied signatories. The Allies signed in printed order from top to bottom with General Douglas MacArthur signing first. As with the Japanese signatories, both documents were signed by each signatory when it was their turn to sign. MacArthur was followed by Fleet Admiral Chester Nimitz for the United States, General Hsu Yung-chang for China, Admiral Sir Bruce Fraser for the United Kingdom, Lieutenant General Kuzma Derevyanko for the Soviet Union, General Sir Thomas Blamey for Australia, Colonel Lawrence Moore Cosgrave for Canada, Général de Corps d’Armée Philippe Leclerc de Hauteclocque for France, Lieutenant Admiral Conrad Helfrich for the Netherlands and finally Air Vice-Marshal Leonard M. Isitt for New Zealand. Cosgrave’s Error When General Cosgrave signed the Japanese copy of the Articles of Surrender, he skipped his line and signed on the line below where he was supposed to sign. Hauteclocque, Helfrich and Isitt signed below Cosgrave’s signature. The error was pointed out to General Richard K. Sutherland, MacArthur’s Chief of Staff. See, this was a legal document. A very important legal document. If it wasn’t filled out correctly, it may not have the force of law behind it. The Japanese3 could have claimed that World War II, therefore, did not properly end. The Japanese could have fought on, though this likely would not have occurred given they were severely resource constrained. In order to rectify the situation, Sutherland crossed out the printed titles and hand wrote them under the representatives’ signatures. The Japanese were still not happy with measure, so Sutherland initialed each of his changes. At this point, the Japanese accepted their copy of the document and World War II officially ended. 1 Have you ever heard of the aphorism, “The sun never set on the British Empire”? Well, one of the consequences of the truth in that aphorism is that the English language was spread around the globe. As a consequence of that, it turns out that English in 1945 made for a reasonable choice for diplomatic language. In fact, Foreign Minister Mamoru Shigemitsu was fluent in English and was the only defendant during the International Military Tribunal for the Far East (held the following year in 1946) to answer and participate in English! It’s amazing to me to think that the British Empire covered more ground than did the Roman Empire. How can such a tiny island nation have colonized so much? 2 Seals like, in a generic sense, the Presidential seal. 3 Well, really, either side, but the Japanese were more likely to protest since they were the ones surrendering.
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2025-12-10 14:46:06 GMT

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Never trust a dog to watch your food!

2025-12-10 13:46:10 GMT

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2025-12-08 02:32:12 GMT

Ft. @professortom
The Treaty Everyone Hated but America Desperately Needed (How Britain and America Went from Enemies to Allies – Part 1)
On November 19, 1794, the Treaty of Amity, Commerce, and Navigation, Between His Britannic Majesty and the United States of America aka the Jay Treaty was signed.
What was the Jay Treaty and why was it needed? Let’s find out.
Background
After the British surrender at Yorktown which commenced on October 17, 1781, the American Revolution as an armed conflict ended. Legally, the war would continue for another two years until the Treaty of Paris was signed on September 3, 1783.
As schoolchildren used to be taught, Cornwallis surrendered, in part, because his army was trapped between the French and American troops on land and the French Navy just off the coast. In other words, the French were an ally of the United States during the American Revolution with the Marquis de Lafayette having trained American soldiers earlier in the war.
The reason it took so long to end the American Revolution legally was that France and Spain were still at war with England and those conflicts had to cease before the treaty could take effect. The United States Congress ratified the Treaty of Paris on January 14, 1784. Then, according to Wikipedia,
Copies were sent back to Europe for ratification by the other parties involved, the first reaching France in March 1784. British ratification occurred on April 9, 1784, and the ratified versions were exchanged in Paris on May 12, 1784.
So, now the war was finally legally over and the United States had its Independence…
…except…
…the British still occupied forts in parts of what was officially the United States.
The British Lien
And why hadn’t the British left the forts eleven years after the war ended? Because London treated those forts as a lien — their only leverage to force payment of the millions in pre-war private debts that American borrowers, especially Virginians and Carolinians, had stopped paying once the shooting started.
Article 4 of the Treaty of Paris explicitly required the United States to let British creditors sue for those old debts in American courts without “lawful impediment”:
It is agreed that Creditors on either Side shall meet with no lawful Impediment to the Recovery of the full Value in Sterling Money of all bona fide Debts heretofore contracted.
But many Americans were broke after having fought off the most powerful nation on earth even if they did have the French as an ally.
Pressed Into Service
Additionally, the British were capturing American ships that were trading with France because Britain and France were at war. And when those American ships were captured, their American crews were pressed into service in the British Navy.
West Indies Closed for Business
The British had closed trade between the United States and the West Indies.
The Enemy of My Enemy
And because the British couldn’t resist needling an old enemy, they used the forts they still occupied as based for arming and supplying Native Americans.
If that wasn’t bad enough, the Governor-General of Canada Lord Dorchester (Guy Carleton) and Lieutenant-Governor of Upper Canada John Graves Simcoe openly declared that Britain did not recognize the Treaty of Paris boundary and considered the Ohio River the true border between the U.S. and Indian country.
This lead to the Northwest Indian War aka “Little Turtle’s War“ which had its roots in the end of hostilities between Britain and the United States1. That war didn’t end until August 20, 1794.
Clearly, something had to be done.
Jay Treaty To the Rescue
As you can imagine, the Jay Treaty addressed most of these problems.
The British agreed to
Vacate all the northwestern forts (Detroit, Niagara, Michilimackinac, etc.) by June 1, 1796 — ending 13 years of illegal–if somewhat justified–occupation.
Open the Canadian border to free American-Indian-British trade across land and inland waterways (Article 3) — a huge economic win for American fur traders and settlers.
Allow American ships into British East Indies (India) ports on equal terms (Article 13) — first real U.S. foothold in Asian trade.
Grant most-favored-nation treatment in British European ports (Articles 14–15) — direct trade with Britain exploded after 1796.
Settle the St. Croix River boundary and other disputed borders by arbitration (Articles 4–5) — prevented another war in Maine.
Pay compensation for illegal ship seizures during the current European war (Article 7 commission).
The Americans agreed to:
Pay British creditors for pre-war private debts that state laws had blocked (Article 6) — the federal Treasury effectively paid millions that individual Americans owed.
Accept severely restricted West Indies trade (Article 12 — tiny 70-ton ships, no re-export of sugar/molasses/coffee/cotton). But this point of negotiation was so bad the Senate suspended the entire article.
Do absolutely nothing about impressment…..

2025-11-30 02:47:36 GMT

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2025-11-15 18:40:43 GMT

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You can’t👇
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2025-11-15 14:36:00 GMT

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A glass Twig👇
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2025-11-15 02:58:35 GMT

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Tony, your Bay👇
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2025-11-14 16:27:29 GMT

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2025-11-14 01:15:09 GMT

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Something like this, your X account?
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2025-11-14 00:26:33 GMT

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A halfway kiss… Tony, where do you get your pics?

2025-11-13 23:47:15 GMT

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Definitely next time

2025-11-13 23:43:56 GMT

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This is embarrassing, but….
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2025-11-13 02:28:14 GMT

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My beauteous legs….
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2025-10-31 15:40:27 GMT

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Zelensky‘s golden toilet..
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2025-10-31 02:34:14 GMT

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2025-10-21 12:37:07 GMT

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The Conditions:
He will be held in a single cell at Santé Prison. The cell is equipped with a wall phone, from which calls can only be made to a pre-approved list of numbers. He will also have at his disposal a television (pay-per-view), a shower, a toilet, and a small refrigerator. In addition, he will have access to a gym and a library. The only people Nicolas Sarkozy will be able to interact with are prison guards. Activities are kept to a minimum for security reasons.
In practice, there is no morning meal tray: bread and jam, for example, are delivered the evening before along with dinner. Otherwise, the inmate must buy his own food. In short, Nicolas Sarkozy will have to prepare his own breakfast.

2025-10-20 06:10:23 GMT

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2025-10-20 04:24:31 GMT

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2025-10-20 04:13:46 GMT

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2025-10-20 04:04:38 GMT

Vampire Royal
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2025-10-20 03:57:10 GMT

Vampire 🧛
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2025-10-18 11:12:14 GMT

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2025-10-15 01:57:35 GMT

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2025-10-12 13:09:30 GMT

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2025-10-09 11:07:49 GMT

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2025-10-09 10:54:45 GMT

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2025-10-09 10:51:56 GMT

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2025-10-09 02:13:29 GMT

During church service last Sunday the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that Phil must have experienced.
"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, he is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "Hi, I'm Phil." The entire congregation held their breath.
"I just wanted to tell my wife the word is sternum.”

2025-10-05 10:29:39 GMT

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2025-10-05 04:06:50 GMT

A rookie fireman came from the station after his first day, and told his wife, "You know, we have a system at the fire station. When Bell 1 rings we all put on our jackets. When Bell 2 rings we all slide down the pole. When Bell 3 rings, we get in the truck."
"From now on," he said, "we're going to run our house the same way." "When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love.
After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" the husband asked.
"Roll out more hose," she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire!”

2025-09-29 17:48:05 GMT

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La Raza👇
A woman in CA registered her dog to vote to prove their voting laws are garbage.
The dog voted TWICE.

2025-09-29 16:53:48 GMT

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Bad Bunny says he's not just performing at the Super Bowl LX halftime show for himself ... he's doing it for his culture!?
What culture 🐰
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2025-09-27 14:49:19 GMT

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet, and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.
The fireman walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman said, with admiration. "Thank You," the girl responded.
The fireman looked a little closer, and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Little partner," The fireman said,
"I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could go faster."
The little girl politely replied, "You're probably right, sir, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

2025-09-26 03:49:47 GMT

New documents provide clarity on FBI presence during January 6.
An internal FBI after-action report sent to House Judiciary shows "TOTAL PERSONNEL COUNT: 274" on that day.
This figure includes agents who responded to the Capitol grounds, inside the Capitol, to pipe bombs, and to a truck believed to contain explosives.
The document describes this as a deployment/response tally covering all FBI activities that day.
The OIG did confirm 26 FBI informants were present in D.C., with 4 entering the Capitol and 13 entering restricted areas.
None were authorized to break the law or encourage illegal acts.
Separately, court documents confirm Metropolitan Police Department had undercover officers in the crowds, with some defense attorneys claiming they encouraged protesters.
Source: Just The 🐾 s
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2025-09-24 01:10:04 GMT

Okay, I’m almost too sheepish to confess, but I’ve hit that grand ol’ age where I’m splurging on the fancy kind of inflatable. You know, the “adult” kind. Cue the dramatic music!
So, I hauled this bad boy home, tore into the box like a kid on Christmas, and spread out the instructions like I was decoding the Dead Sea Scrolls. I ran my fingers over the sleek, crinkly material, ooh, fancy! I never thought I’d be that girl, the one who’d end up with one of these in her life.
I poked around, gave it a little exploratory wiggle, then zeroed in on the hole. Holy moly, it was big enough to swallow my entire arm! I’m thinking, “Is this thing built for a human or a T-Rex?” But I powered through, puffed it up with air, and got ready for the main event.
First pump, and whoa, talk about a wild ride! My heart’s thumping, my palms are sweaty, and I’m wondering if I’m doing this right or if I’m about to launch into orbit. But a minute in, I’m a pro, riding the rhythm like I’m auditioning for a spot in a medical drama.
And just like that, bam! - it’s over. I’m spent. I gently deflate my new pal, tuck it back in its box, and give it a pat. “See ya tomorrow, my new buddy,” I whisper.
My doc’s gonna be thrilled I’m taking regular readings with this blood pressure monitor. Who knew staying healthy could feel so… inflatable? Keep pumping, folks, there’s more where that came from!

2025-09-23 23:43:45 GMT

Joe Rogan raises serious concerns about George Zinn, the man who falsely claimed to have ass*ssinated Charlie Kirk right after he had been shot. “There’s a lot of weird sh*t going on with this.”
“I don’t necessarily think they know what’s going on yet.”
“[Zinn] was at 9/11, he was at the Boston b0mbing. He called in a fake b0mb at another place and then he did this at this thing.”
“Then, ready for this? He gets arrested for child po*n, right away.”
“Why’s that? Well, now you can’t interview him.”

2025-09-22 20:15:37 GMT

Jimmy Kimmel will return to his late-night talk show this Tuesday after nearly a week of being suspended for labeling Charlie Kirk’s kiIIer a MAGA conservative.
“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive.”
“We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.”

2025-09-22 04:34:24 GMT

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Bottom, easy!

2025-09-20 00:58:25 GMT

A man, desperate to get out of his marriage, wanted to kill his wife. Sitting at a bar one day after a few drinks, he met a man named Artie who felt bad for him, and was willing to off his wife for only a dollar.
A little drunk and in disbelief, the man handed Artie a dollar and told him sure, "If you can kill my wife for a dollar, then here is your payment upfront."
A few days passed, then a few weeks, and soon the man forgot all about the encounter, meanwhile he and his wife worked out their problems.
Meanwhile, Artie was watching, stalking, waiting to make good on his contract.
One Sunday, the man and his wife were out grocery shopping at the nearby Kroger. While in the produce section, the man told his wife he was going to find a bottle of wine for the evening.
His wife now alone, Artie seen his chance to make his move. He innocently walked near her, and then suddenly wrapped his hands around her throat choking her to death.
Just as she took her last breath, the husband came back. He yelled at him to stop, and tried to fight him off, but it was too late. In anger, he tried to kill the hitman, but was overpowered and was also killed.
Unfortunately, just as he was dying, an unlucky witness stumbled onto the crime scene, and he too was quickly killed.
It was a gruesome scene. The police came, and slowly the entire story unfolded as to what happened.
The next morning, the newspapers read, "Sunday at Kroger, Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar In the Produce Section.

2025-09-19 02:03:39 GMT

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2025-09-19 02:01:09 GMT

Pokémon
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2025-09-16 02:37:42 GMT

A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses wearing a cheap suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"
The man replied, "I work for ( ).”

2025-09-12 13:55:25 GMT

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His buddy👇, they are sick!
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2025-09-12 13:34:28 GMT

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Great, 👇 Trump demanded capital punishment.
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2025-09-12 13:30:59 GMT

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Yes, it’s him👇
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2025-09-12 13:26:55 GMT

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How do you know all those!

2025-09-12 13:21:49 GMT

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The acute loser, 22-year-old Tyler Robinson
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2025-09-12 13:02:04 GMT

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2025-09-12 12:13:55 GMT

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That’s the problem exactly, his face doesn’t exist in photo based systems, driver’s licenses so on…

2025-09-12 11:57:55 GMT

Get Him, Skye Valadez! $100, 000
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2025-09-02 01:42:03 GMT

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Begging has a negative effect, try something like this with your improvisation
“ Help Fund ——————-to Publishing Daily!
“Your donations help —————————!”
Please make a donation in support of ————.”
Thank you!
Tom

2025-08-31 21:20:20 GMT

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Your success story, subscriber 1 to 102

2025-08-31 21:11:00 GMT

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That’s great!
Tell me about your secret, what did you do?
Or was it a serendipity given to you to take it?

2025-08-31 20:40:36 GMT

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It’s okay, just thought you would do a good job.
How many subscribers so far?
Your history section, what are the references?

2025-08-29 12:03:41 GMT

Mother of Minneapolis trans shooter hires lawyer after going ‘missing’ and refusing to cooperate with police.
Mary Grace Westman, who previously signed off on her son’s legal name change when he was a minor because he identified as ‘female’ has refused to speak to police in the wake of the shooting.
The FBI has now visited her Florida condo, but has had no success in locating her.
It is now believed she fled the home on Thursday and has hired an attorney.
Her attorney told Fox News:
“She is completely distraught about the situation and has no culpability but is seeking an attorney to deal with calls like this.”
It has also been revealed that police visited the family home of the Westman’s several times before.
In 2018, police visited over a mental health issue of a juvenile.
Two years prior to that police also visited the home in response to a report of a ‘criminal offence.’
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2025-08-28 02:44:03 GMT

My wife walked out of Walmart and suddenly realized she didn’t have her car keys.
She rushed back inside, searched for her purse, and gulped.
“Oh no, I must have left the keys in the car!”
Running to the parking lot, she froze. The car was gone.
Panicked, she called the police, reported the car stolen, and even gave them the license plate number.
Then came the hardest call of her life, to me.
Stuttering, she said, “Honey, the car’s been stolen. I left the keys inside!”
I said,
“Are you kidding me? I DROPPED you off at Walmart, you didn’t even drive the car!”
She sighed in relief, “Thank God!”
Then she asked, “Can you come pick me up?”
I replied,
“Sure, just as soon as I convince the police I didn’t steal our own car!”

2025-08-27 13:51:00 GMT

To become wealthy you have to be an employer. And that also means you are going to have to work way harder than most employees. Unless you are an incredible pro athlete it’s almost impossible to become incredibly wealthy by working your entire career for someone else.
Is it correct?

2025-08-27 01:06:58 GMT

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38?🔥🔥🔥
He shall prevail and clean corrupted tennis world!
Fluttering chickens👇
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2025-08-27 01:00:09 GMT

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Look
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2025-08-27 00:54:34 GMT

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Smoked is the best…

2025-08-27 00:50:16 GMT

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Chicken

2025-08-27 00:47:31 GMT

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Crooning incessantly…, and the valid points are?!?