Armadillo Rancher

https://nicecrew.digital/users/ArmadilloRancher

Cringe Boomer memes are my specialty

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2026-08-07 04:30:19 GMT

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2026-07-16 15:46:16 GMT

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> PEAK CIVILIZATION
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2026-05-09 17:37:25 GMT

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2026-04-30 01:25:41 GMT

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Tanya......the hawaiian chick that has a "Stay Away" order against Jonny.

2026-01-10 21:20:30 GMT

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2026-01-10 18:19:50 GMT

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2026-01-07 04:29:00 GMT

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What song are you gonna use for your entrance theme?

2026-01-02 01:41:25 GMT

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2025-12-29 00:23:38 GMT

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Am I to surmise that @HockeyDoxie touched @npub1ukl…wvw6 in his hypothetical No No Square !?!?!?!

2025-12-02 02:34:05 GMT

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At least Jonny isn't wearing the underwear @HockeyDoxie sent him.....or, he may be wearing it, but we can't see it (thank goodness).

2025-12-02 02:29:58 GMT

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!!!!
Our "No Jonny January" meme has been turned into merch!
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-12-01 17:04:56 GMT

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2025-11-22 17:12:25 GMT

#Caturday
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2025-11-20 22:30:36 GMT

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2025-11-14 18:08:22 GMT

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Don't forget the Jonny plushie....
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-10 04:12:26 GMT

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If only I knew of a Coonass that I could make into a Tabasco wielding warrior?......[Sarcasm] This may be difficult. [/Sarcasm]
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2025-11-07 21:16:33 GMT

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And joos.......don't forget the joos.
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2025-11-07 21:00:02 GMT

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Tanya.......and don't forget about Chady, the owner of the Byblos shawarma food truck.
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2025-11-07 17:20:35 GMT

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2025-11-06 23:17:50 GMT

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2025-11-06 22:51:33 GMT

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???
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-11-06 21:46:50 GMT

@npub1ukl…wvw6
#NoJonnyJanuary
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2025-10-17 16:49:09 GMT

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Bri'ish pizza, innit?
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2025-10-01 00:06:07 GMT

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2025-09-25 19:37:10 GMT

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2025-09-25 19:33:42 GMT

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2025-09-19 01:39:32 GMT

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2025-09-16 22:55:47 GMT

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2025-09-16 22:45:33 GMT

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2025-09-16 19:44:22 GMT

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2025-09-16 17:44:19 GMT

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2025-09-13 18:04:10 GMT

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From one of the Fox News chicks....
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2025-09-12 21:37:44 GMT

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says its pretty good with a little mint sauce, innit.

2025-09-12 18:05:06 GMT

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> I wont yuck your yum
I've never heard this phrase before.....is it Welsh-Canadian?

2025-09-11 21:57:10 GMT

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2025-09-11 16:30:41 GMT

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Internet sleuths are saying the graphic on the guy's shirt if from the Disabled Veterans National Foundation..... but, you can get those shirts from places like ebay.
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2025-09-11 16:20:35 GMT

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FBI just released some pics of a 'person of interest"....
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2025-09-07 00:07:31 GMT

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2025-09-07 00:01:27 GMT

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I'm not even sure why he's in Hawaii......he doesn't surf, he never brings home any beach bunnies, and he doesn't solve any mysteries with Rick, T.C., and Higgins.
He just kinda hangs out in his kitchen all day.

2025-09-06 23:09:41 GMT

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Jonny is supposed to be saving himself for that space-ussy that's going to invade us in November.
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2025-09-06 21:25:26 GMT

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You can't see Kiki's forehead because of her bangs.
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2025-09-06 21:17:23 GMT

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I got some diesel (on road) last month and it was $3.56.

2025-09-06 21:12:05 GMT

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I could probably find it a little cheaper if I paid attention. I drive by 8 gas stations on my way home from work, but honestly, I use the one that's the easiest to get in and out of.

2025-09-06 21:00:07 GMT

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$2.80 here, when I fueled up yesterday.

2025-09-06 01:33:20 GMT

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Crystal Head vodka was started by that Ghostbusters actor Dan Aykroyd.....
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2025-09-05 05:04:03 GMT

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I believe Yonni......I mean Jonny.....is a South Dakota jew.
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2025-09-04 01:25:58 GMT

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So you're saying OP likes the cock?

2025-09-04 00:12:36 GMT

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Didn't you read the OP?
Kiki is currently too deep in the K-hole for abstract thought.

2025-09-03 05:33:36 GMT

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I'm sure the 3/4th bottle of Captain Morgan you had just consumed had nothing to do with it.

2025-09-03 05:18:31 GMT

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Your food truck privileges are revoked, jew.
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2025-09-03 04:56:38 GMT

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Captain Morgan knows their customers.
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2025-09-03 04:50:07 GMT

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Have you heard Jonny's album?
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2025-08-29 14:25:37 GMT

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2025-08-29 14:20:15 GMT

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Yer mom is in here with me.....
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2025-08-27 21:50:59 GMT

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2025-08-26 22:08:28 GMT

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.....and watermelon seeds.
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2025-08-25 02:01:40 GMT

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I just don't see how someone with so much forehead can have such a bad memory.
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2025-08-25 01:54:59 GMT

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Why is Kiki the way she is?
It's been three months, and we still haven't gotten that forehead pic....
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2025-08-24 23:53:36 GMT

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Close.....he's grooming cats.
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2025-08-24 23:17:53 GMT

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I should think that Hockey would prefer some chili spaghetti.
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2025-08-24 22:03:19 GMT

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't a good 50-60% of Decayable users have "potentially Fr*nch" in their profile tag?

2025-08-24 21:58:47 GMT

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2025-08-24 19:26:48 GMT

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LOL. I lived in a 24' travel trailer for a couple years back in college, and my shower was at least twice as big.....
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2025-08-24 19:18:11 GMT

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And his shower is too small for him to have sex in it, even by himself.......much less with someone else in it with him.
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2025-08-10 02:51:22 GMT

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Kiki forgot to add the juggalo face-paint, too....
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2025-08-09 17:35:29 GMT

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2025-08-08 17:12:20 GMT

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2025-08-08 17:09:16 GMT

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2025-08-02 21:48:52 GMT

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You could just shorten it to Forbidden D......but that doesn't really sound much better.

2025-08-02 05:38:07 GMT

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Can we play Mortal Kombat instead?
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2025-08-02 05:20:35 GMT

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Jonny is all caught up in his feelings again (Captain Morgan), so there's no use hitting him with any facts right now.

2025-08-02 04:00:00 GMT

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Jonny only knows golf....
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2025-08-01 18:20:45 GMT

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I found body cam video of Matty.....
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2025-08-01 15:01:12 GMT

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All I know is that Jonny would definitely tap that gray space-ussy.
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2025-08-01 14:30:34 GMT

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Jonny disagrees......
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2025-07-31 17:38:57 GMT

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Jonny is 5' 8" and lives in Hawaii.....so that checks out.
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2025-07-30 21:06:04 GMT

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I've seen Sui when he's angry.....
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2025-07-30 19:19:12 GMT

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2025-07-30 19:10:12 GMT

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No.....he's like a foot taller than Dan & Gunt, so we got a pretty decent perspective.

2025-07-30 19:08:22 GMT

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Somebody had to film it !!!

2025-07-30 19:07:37 GMT

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YOU LEAVE COG ALONE !!!!
Cog and Dan brought us Portugal 2......that's got to count for something.

2025-07-30 01:58:07 GMT

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I did not have that on my 2025 bingo card.

2025-07-30 01:20:14 GMT

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Meet me at the All-Valley Karate Tournament and we'll see who is the best around.
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2025-07-30 01:09:48 GMT

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Jonny's punchlines are fairly retarded.....
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2025-07-28 01:51:16 GMT

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We save everything.....
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2025-07-27 02:11:39 GMT

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2025-07-27 00:53:21 GMT

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Are gay retards drawn to The Captain.....or does The Captain turn them into gay retards?
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2025-07-24 18:31:43 GMT

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Jonny and GCL?
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2025-07-21 02:00:25 GMT

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I saw a little of that last night. I can't tell if it was real or gay-fab. Ralph punches about as hard as a six-year-old.....either way it was all pretty boring. If anything, the Gunt has just gained a few El Salvadoran aye-logs.
According to the Producer guy, Ralph is no longer allowed back into the house, so he has to just sit in a hotel room until his return flight this Wednesday.

2025-07-19 00:11:25 GMT

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Don't forget these....
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2025-07-19 00:09:06 GMT

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Kiki has a lot to learn about buttholes.

2025-07-18 22:04:54 GMT

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Maybe put it to a poll?
Which band gets a chick's panties wet?

2025-07-18 20:44:52 GMT

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Or, as I suspect, Coldplay makes his wife drier than a desert. Dude shoulda got Creed tickets if he wanted soaked panties.

2025-07-18 18:18:22 GMT

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Isn't she the HR lady for wherever dude works?

2025-07-18 04:10:48 GMT

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It's all about the Spam.
Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam.
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2025-07-17 18:19:08 GMT

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Tell me you've never had boloney cake without telling me you have never had boloney cake....
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2025-07-15 20:28:59 GMT

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2025-07-14 02:40:27 GMT

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Yeah, the food is put in the can, the can is sealed, and then its heated to both cook the food in the can and to kill off any bacteria. As long as the can doesn't lose its air-tight seal, they can last a long time.
A few months ago, I opened a 10-year-old can of corn and another of sweet peas, just to prove it to my GF. They were just fine.
Just be careful with pop-top lids cause they can lose their seal easily. And be careful with stuff like fruit cocktail cause the acid in citrus juice can corrode the aluminum can after a while.

2025-07-13 17:56:53 GMT

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There is a loophole.....
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2025-07-13 00:56:27 GMT

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Give the People what they want !!!!
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