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2024-02-21 16:56:09

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@npub1kdy…2hnf Maybe? but i think there is still a difference in perception between a plastic bottle and a glass one such that the plastic is more consumable, and so it feels less impactful to go through more than one.

2024-02-20 02:42:51

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2024-02-20 02:23:22

my son is officially punking me and my husband
where we are staying now there happens to be a pop punk band practice going on next door and the house is shaking from the drums and the baby? fast asleep.
at home? breathe wrong and he will end your life
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2024-02-19 04:32:40

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@npub1kdy…2hnf some people blame him for the riots at woodstock '99 because after limp bizkit performed "break stuff" he encouraged the audience to. uh. break stuff.

2024-02-17 19:58:09

guys u wanna play battle for bikini bottom ?? :acat_smile:
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2024-02-16 22:24:41

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BWAAAAHHH
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2024-02-16 22:08:51

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@npub1utk…yzsa oh he sits just like greg 👍
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2024-02-16 14:34:42

that kind of sleep where your eyes are closed and you dream but its like your eyelids werent fully sealed and they let the awake energy seep into your brain which negated the effects of being asleep at all
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2024-02-16 11:27:37

not to relitigate my dumbphone post buuuut if the reason modern manfacturers refuse to make a sliding keyboard dumbphone is because big numpad keys are easier for arthritic old people to press, consider this:
do both you cowards
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2024-02-16 02:43:02

what do kids these days do when they would normally be hurting each other ritualistically (purple nurples, indian burns, the mercy game, etc)
i know recess has been completely neutered at this point, theyre not even allowed to play tag anymore, so what do they do?

2024-02-15 16:50:08

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@npub15pm…eyw8 pulling out clumps of hair, brushing teeth and they spit out blood then look in the mirror and their teeth are covered in blood, massive bruises appearing that they cant explain, absentminded nervous scratching that leaves marks and scabs all over, literally any pustules!!
stop with coughing up black goo!! stop with swearing and deep voices and crawling on the ceiling!!

2024-02-15 16:22:32

demons and the theology around them are really fertile ground for horror and yet horror writers choose to dig into the clay filled barren soil of "oooh what if a demon GOT YOU and made you say swear words and talk in a scary voice!!! what if it whispers killed you! "
you've been given a gourmet meal and you've chosen to eat the wooden table

2024-02-15 02:03:50

bro i think you need to upgrade your setup 3d ultra pinball thrillride multiball is on and i'm getting some input delay on my paddles dude how am i supposed to get in the FUN ZONE
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2024-02-14 15:24:36

i should locally archive a mirror of gamefaqs

2024-02-14 02:27:55

today we made bread
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2024-02-10 15:17:20

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2024-02-09 21:33:14

house of leaves sucks ass and i will not elaborate further
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2024-02-07 11:22:04

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1ekl…4nkp
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2024-02-06 03:45:15

We here at online news publication asked Full Blooded American (Naturalized) Guadalupe Suarez what she thought of the border situation: "These guys are basically like white ISIS meets gringo Al Qaeda and I fear for my life when I hear people speak with a southern twang for fear that they are secretly Texan operatives coming to slit my immigrant throat [sic: not an immigrant, an outsourced american]"

2024-02-06 03:22:58

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2024-02-03 18:13:04

anybody got good youtube channels for aquariums/terrariums that arent clickbait soyface thumbnail channels with a host with a youtube accent that goes "WHAT IS UP GUYS, [CHANNEL NAME] HERE, AND TODAY "
i already watch floo the flowerhorn (mostly inactive but w/e), homemade ecosystems, and tanks for nothin

2024-02-02 14:50:46

argument from fallacy is itself a fallacy and to all the fags who get all "AD HOMINEM!!@ AD HOMINEM GISH GALLUP NO TRUE SCOTSMAN SLIPPERY SLOPE"-- every time you open your mouth you should be lowered further into a pit matching the width and depth of the pit in your soul

2024-02-01 15:46:51

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@npub1rrj…9pga very true, but SOME of their customers (read: me and all my cool and epic friends) have nimble, delicate, non-arthritic fingers that miss being able to use physical buttons and a qwerty keyboard to type out a text
so basically they should spend millions of dollars to develop a new form factor for me and me alone :blobcat3c:

2024-02-01 15:28:03

the dumbphone market is blighted by the fact that they refuse to recognize that the sliding keyboard form factor was the best keyboard arrangement and continue to try to make numpad key arrangements work
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2024-01-31 05:02:40

corollary to death of the author called smug agreement with the author wherein an author unwittingly presents their own retarded ideology through the mouthpiece of an unrepentant piece of shit character and you end up agreeing with their interpretation of their work insofar as you agree that anyone who would believe what they believe is, indeed, an unrepentant piece of shit

2024-01-30 15:42:24

i'm so glad you're interested in starting an audio drama podcast! before we get started, be sure you have your required inserts:
-(1) asexual character
-(1) gay couple
-all characters are presumed bisexual until confirmed homophobic
-(1) mtf tranny
-(1) ftm tranny
-(1) nonbinary character, unvoiced so people are forced to use they/them pronouns
-(1) white villain
-majority minority cast
-eldritch horror mention (you know NO ONE has EVER done ~~COSMIC HORROR~~ before, its super original)
-out of place ads for other podcasts that are completely opposite in tone
option to add a C-level celebrity actor in a role to help advertise it

2024-01-30 01:46:01

its the doomsday clock but its always like 2 minutes from me going insane-o mode and i use it to manipulate people into bringing me foodstuffs and commiting crimes

2024-01-29 13:40:57

advertisers are genuinely possessed by demons and are employed for the purpose of making normal people into better vessels for possession

2024-01-29 03:06:18

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2024-01-23 16:41:53

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2024-01-23 16:27:13

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@npub15pm…eyw8 @npub17jx…w2x2 @npub1utk…yzsa I finally started learning about Christianity from the Orthodox Church, and coming from a secular/atheistic background, it was wild noticing all of the ways I had assumed things about Christianity from brief mentions in history class, pop culture, and half-remembered stories from other kids' Sunday school repeated to me secondhand. I feel a lot like this person in that way, and its really sad that it seems even people who grew up within Christianity were done the disservice of not being taught the genuine theology (not that I am any kind of authority on it, mind, I'm still very new to all of it).

2024-01-23 13:48:41

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@npub17jx…w2x2 it is genuinely sad that they thought this was a dunk
the central thesis of Christianity is that your sins can be forgiven, God died to make this possible, any Christian will tell you this
what a sad state this person is in

2024-01-23 13:36:36

oof
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2024-01-18 16:34:14

if you as a historian feel the need to say BCE instead of BC and CE instead of AD, i think you should instead try and come up with another date to reference our year count to, and you're a pussy if you don't
have the courage to say we live in the year 3247 AUE (after ugarit eclipse) or refer to the year of our lord 2024 properly

2024-01-10 13:21:39

:acat_really:
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2024-01-08 10:29:49

mychart is specifically made the shittiest app to use to psyop you into not bothering your doctor
get back at them by releasing locusts on the premises

2024-01-07 16:37:38

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2024-01-04 14:02:33

recessed lighting LED bulbs fluorescent RGB neon wifi programmable color shifting amazon alexa google home paired cool white purple streetlights blue headlights no lamps no warm incandescent no sodium vapor lights orange glow in the nighttime like firelight no warm yellow headlights instead christmas lights that feel cold and plastic-y and wrong
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2023-12-26 03:29:11

"christmas is about capitalist consumerism" maybe for you. for me its about beyblade

2023-12-24 15:27:23

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2023-12-24 13:34:14

imagine being so retarded you think this is an own
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2023-12-23 18:44:57

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2023-12-21 15:07:10

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@npub1srh…8g90 walter jackson freeman II would like a word with you
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2023-12-20 16:08:49

"waahh wahhh it gets dark so early in the winterrr why is it dark alreadyyy"
consider: it gets dark so early so my son can see the christmas lights before bedtime

2023-12-20 02:24:20

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2023-12-18 13:23:43

if all synthetic textile manufacturing was stopped immediately it would be the single best thing anyone could do for the environment full stop

2023-12-16 02:24:39

teach your wife to hide in the walls to help ward off postpartum psychosis
if she protests, remind her: if she's in the walls, then it can't be

2023-11-30 18:27:25

SCIENCE FACT: these are the same bugs used at electronic recycling plants to decompose old computer parts #detritovores
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2023-11-29 13:21:12

this is my first fediverse screenshot seen organically in the wild (on Tumblr)
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2023-11-28 13:11:48

in an effort to be more environmentally friendly, we here at Coca Cola are phasing out recycled plastic bottles in favor of ziploc brand resealable bags (a gift from us and our friends at Ziploc), which are meant to be strapped to the face like a feed bag. yeah the mexicans will still get glass bottles why do you ask

2023-11-27 04:00:04

a chuck roast, arm or shoulder, whatever size you've got
bacon grease
assortment of veggies, chopped into chunks (2 potatoes, 3 celery stalks, 2 carrots, 1 medium onion),
red wine 1 c
tomato paste 3 oz
rosemary 1 tbsp
garlic, minced 1tbsp
molasses or worcestershire sauce, 2 tsp (molasses if you want it to be slightly sweeter, worcestershire sauce if you don't)
ground pepper
bay leaf
Beef stock (as much as needed to cover the roast/veggies)
Preheat your oven to 285°F. Dry your meat thoroughly and generously rub salt over every inch of it. No other seasonings at this time. Place bacon grease (roughly 2 tbsp) into a dutch oven over high heat. Add roast and sear on each side until a lovely brown crust forms. Remove meat from pot and add vegetables. Cook for about 5 minutes, stirring regularly. Add 1 cup of wine and tomato paste. Continue to cook until it reduces a bit. Add in garlic, rosemary, molasses, pepper. Put the meat back in the pot, pushing aside the veggies to make space. Pour the beef stock over the veggies and beef until the roast is almost, but not completely, covered. Add bay leaves. Put the lid on the dutch oven and place in the preheated oven, cook for 1 hr. Then lower the temperature to the lowest your oven will go, probably 170°F. Leave it all day- low enough that you won't set your house on fire, probably won't even heat up your kitchen, also low enough you would have to leave it for days to overcook, but still hot enough to cook the meat given the proper amount of time. Can be cooked in a slow cooker if one prefers, though i find the dutch oven works better for me. If you've done it right you will barely be able to remove the roast from the pot as it will fall apart at the slightest touch. If it was a bone-in roast you should be able to pull the bone out with bare hands and no pressure.

2023-11-27 02:21:34

pot roast so tender my rubber tongs poked a hole straight through it when i went to pull it out of the dutch oven
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2023-11-27 00:23:56

boomers mad that kids don't have imagination, then you tell them you're not giving your baby electronic toys and not letting them watch tv and they act like you are depriving them of sunshine or water

2023-11-25 22:43:23

consider
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2023-11-21 16:06:48

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 here is the song he's talking about if you would like to begin your path to this level of autism
godspeed brother
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2023-11-21 15:49:35

baroness fans be like prog metal makes me CUM
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2023-11-19 19:24:49

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@npub1upm…8gqr @npub12ny…jdrp
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2023-11-17 04:49:17

boy do you remember like 6 or 7 years ago when the search feature on literally any website fucking worked damn son that was crazy anyway

2023-11-16 03:26:10

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1sta…hpa7
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2023-11-15 23:40:29

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2023-11-08 15:58:11

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@npub18me…xtr3 90% ethnic, the rest are converts

2023-10-30 15:19:46

the skinwalker's stolen flesh is rippling
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