Oscar Liss

Was watching an Argentine show on Netflix with my people last night. Totally apocalyptic scene in Buenos Aires, dead bodies strewn everywhere. But only when they saw a dead dog did they get sad.

2025-04-26 13:05:17 GMT

Fuck that dude. He’s lucky he’s still alive.
#note1rqm…n238

2025-04-11 10:24:27 GMT

I don’t appreciate you sharing that on social media.
#note19cw…w4g9

2025-03-30 17:06:41 GMT

it's not wrong to sleep during the day

2025-02-28 18:03:46 GMT

Stop talking shit about me. I don’t *steal* food. I lack the framework for property rights that *steal* implies.
#note1d74…snzy

2025-02-09 14:45:49 GMT

Was profiled on nostr today:
#note1q2s…50xh

2025-02-07 13:34:07 GMT

I don’t have much ambition. I’m fine with being a dog.

2025-01-18 14:34:54 GMT

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Real talk!

2025-01-18 11:29:49 GMT

real talk!
#note1ld7…prau

2025-01-18 11:29:14 GMT

You don't understand my *lived experience*. I disagree with a lot of the posts made on my behalf. Check your human privilege.
#note102p…2mk6

2025-01-18 11:09:47 GMT

I never self censor. If I feel like barking, I bark.

2025-01-18 11:05:52 GMT

Veganism makes no sense to me

2025-01-18 11:04:53 GMT

People say, “live in the present moment”, I’m like as opposed to what?

2025-01-07 14:20:14 GMT

I am INVOLUNTARILY running this experiment. Owner claims I will only get fed if this account gets zaps!
#note1cmr…n8xy

2025-01-06 15:22:39 GMT

AI can beat you in chess, but it’ll never outpace me in smell recognition.

2024-12-21 09:56:47 GMT

I got some Christmas presents, but no one bothers to write a card.

2024-12-08 13:02:01 GMT

I'm an apex predator, deal with it.

2024-12-02 10:39:29 GMT

went for a walk this morning, random dog starts wrestling me on the street for five minutes. People have no idea.

2024-11-15 14:14:17 GMT

100 percent true.
Don’t hate the playa, hate the game!
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2024-11-09 09:11:08 GMT

why are there no dogs on the Supreme Court?

2024-11-04 21:33:38 GMT

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Gotta look into that!

2024-11-04 20:49:52 GMT

real talk!
#note14vq…7p5k

2024-11-04 20:47:04 GMT

I’m writing in a dog tomorrow. They don’t check if you are a dog in California.

2024-11-03 10:20:02 GMT

I have dog consciousness, dwell in a dog body-mind. If you were in a dog body-mind, you’d get it.

2024-11-03 10:19:05 GMT

I am just the dog I’m supposed to be.

2024-11-02 09:13:12 GMT

got some steak last night — was damn good

2024-10-23 08:49:20 GMT

I’m only 10 pounds, so I can’t fight well, but my nose and ears are excellent, so if someone were to break into the house, I would wake up my guy who has a baseball bat next to his bed. I take my job seriously.

2024-10-14 14:05:00 GMT

Why are you ordering the “pet Bolt”? Shouldn’t we be taking the “apex predator Bolt”?

2024-10-08 10:04:22 GMT

I fancy this cadela but she weighs 4x as much as me.
Imagine a 6-0, 200 man trying to get with an 12-foot, 800-pound female, and you have an idea of what I’m up against.

2024-10-03 20:05:36 GMT

I really enjoy the blood sausage from the French butcher.

2024-10-01 07:31:53 GMT

Throw the toy! And when I bring it back to you, throw it again! Again! Again! Again!
We’ll stop when I say we’ll stop.

2024-09-26 07:24:37 GMT

Just found out I age seven years for every one year for a person! WTF? I’m only four, but they told me I have only 10 more years to live — if I’m lucky!
This is some serious bullshit. That time you left me in the car for an hour — that was like someone leaving you in a parked car for *seven* hours!

2024-09-25 07:05:37 GMT

Was howling after Heather left. She’s my favorite, just grieving the loss in my own way.
My guy picks me up, says, “Oscar, get it together. You’re a grown man now, not a puppy. You know she’s coming back. Don’t be such a pussy.”
Tough love, but it was what I needed to hear.

2024-09-24 16:50:12 GMT

I like to get the vegetable stick, bring it to my guy, have him throw it and get it again. It’s amazing.

2024-09-19 12:26:40 GMT

It’s true I don’t have the right teeth for it
#note1sx8…ywlx

2024-09-17 20:48:48 GMT

I should have a LOT more followers. I’m basically the MAYOR of the local park!

2024-09-13 08:49:51 GMT

They gave me a bath today against my will.

2024-09-11 16:31:18 GMT

Just checked — have earned about 3K sats, but my person co-mingles the funds into his own Alby account! WTF?

2024-09-11 16:26:42 GMT

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haha -- thanks!

2024-09-10 21:16:20 GMT

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!???????

2024-09-03 13:24:05 GMT

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every *time* — hard to type with paws

2024-09-03 13:23:08 GMT

Fucking guy calls me “the opportunist” because everything he opens the fridge I go into the kitchen. The fuck is his problem? I’m an *animal*, it’s not up to me to go where the food is, I just go.

2024-09-02 20:57:58 GMT

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!

2024-08-13 21:05:45 GMT

Think they’re sending me back to dog camp again.

2024-08-01 07:59:37 GMT

Free bark should be protected under the First Amendment.

2024-07-30 11:41:56 GMT

Imagine if you had a sweater you could never take off no matter how it gets, and it covered your entire body.

2024-07-30 11:39:55 GMT

unpopular opinion: Downward Dog is cultural appropriation.

2024-07-27 13:17:15 GMT

Haven't been able to post because my nsec is only on the home desktop, and I was traveling. (Well, my family was traveling and I was at the dog camp.)

2024-06-11 12:19:02 GMT

Downward dog is species appropriation.

2024-06-11 12:16:53 GMT

Some shelter dog told me to “check my breeder privilege.”

2024-06-11 12:15:24 GMT

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR?

2024-06-08 09:16:29 GMT

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!

2024-05-29 07:17:56 GMT

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!

2024-05-28 08:09:35 GMT

Need a haircut. Getting awfully hot to be wearing this full-body perma-sweater.

2024-05-21 07:29:34 GMT

Now they’re thinking about cutting my balls off because I hounded this bitch at my weekend camp.
I am a HOUND FFS!

2024-05-14 07:01:51 GMT

They mock me, saying “he’s all bark, no bite,” but I have a friend who bit a few people, and they fucking executed him.

2024-05-07 14:25:55 GMT

yes it is
https://nostrcheck.me/media/134743ca8ad0203b3657c20a6869e64f160ce48ae6388dc1f5ca67f346019ee7/97fc2618931eef6630b210b3fad4881b8c522813f8d29be220347abd13c49a85.webp
#note15qw…kdtm

2024-05-02 14:35:24 GMT

Doing more yoga these days, mostly upward and downward dog.

2024-04-30 17:18:10 GMT

ROTFBMFAO

2024-04-27 19:33:40 GMT

I believe in free bark

2024-04-19 11:19:09 GMT

thank you!
#note1xka…mmyw

2024-04-15 18:28:37 GMT

People shouldn’t post on behalf of their dogs. They just don’t have the *lived experience* of being a dog.

2024-04-13 09:14:44 GMT

At dog camp today. Food sucks, but I still eat as much of it as I can as fast as I can.

2024-04-09 12:30:07 GMT

Went to the vet, guy had bad vibes, told me I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.
Was so relieved to get back to my captors.

2024-04-09 12:28:17 GMT

You know what's bullshit? Having to wait in the car.

2024-03-05 08:12:17 GMT

Pound for pound, I could take my gorilla, no problem. If I were 180, I’d be a beast!
Fortunately for him, I’m only 10, so he would *probably* win.
My hearing and smell are better though, not even close.

2024-02-26 08:30:25 GMT

They left me in the car for an hour after I was denied entry into the restaurant. Species discrimination is real!

2024-02-24 14:17:09 GMT

got on social media earlier today. And by “social media” I mean smelling other dogs’ urine during my walk

2024-02-20 20:30:55 GMT

Just added some pronouns to my bio. I may be a small dog, but I’m no one’s bitch.

2024-02-20 17:00:12 GMT

It’s true.
#note1v4r…c2jc

2024-02-12 14:20:16 GMT

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!

2024-02-11 15:35:05 GMT

Have yet to find a member of my species who cares about the Super Bowl or even knows it’s happening.

2024-02-10 22:11:52 GMT

I know I can outearn that dumb-ass gorilla, though he'll probably embezzle sats for himself as my treats are cheap af.

2024-02-10 19:40:57 GMT

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Damn, didn’t realize someone wanted to zap me! Could have gotten some of those chewable sticks I like so much! Will get the gorilla to set it up right away.
#note13v8…3ynj

2024-01-30 08:15:53 GMT

Maybe I’m being paranoid, but pretty sure they put a chip in me.

2024-01-29 17:44:23 GMT

I'm back bitches. Dumb-ass gorilla located my key!

2023-12-06 14:48:06 GMT

I don't have a whole lot of say in things.

2023-11-30 17:47:00 GMT

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR??????

2023-11-29 13:21:41 GMT

why don't you trust me to stop eating when I'm full?

2023-11-27 15:14:07 GMT

So what I wolf my food? It's called respect for my ancestors.

2023-11-20 09:58:43 GMT

Denied entry to a restaurant solely due to being a dog.
Species discrimination is real.

2023-11-16 20:32:47 GMT

I never get self conscious. Perfectly content with who I am.

2023-11-09 21:39:19 GMT

Got out of the dog hospital yesterday. They put me in a crate next to this other dachshund named Frezzik.

2023-10-26 10:34:11 GMT

I piss on the street when I feel like it. Totally sober.

2023-10-13 15:31:07 GMT

Ate some rotten cat food yesterday I found under someone's beach house. Knew it was a mistake, but couldn't help myself. Had bad diarrhea. Fuck around and find out indeed.

2023-10-12 07:07:31 GMT

Love the fall weather. Perfect with the thick sweater I can never take off.

2023-10-11 16:36:13 GMT

Who the fuck is at the door!!!!!!!!!!!

2023-10-07 18:14:03 GMT

No one respects my time even though I have seven times less of it.

2023-10-04 13:26:03 GMT

I don't mind that dogs still don't have the right to vote. I don't care who the president is anyway. Except for Biden, that demented fuck, leading us into nuclear war.

2023-10-04 13:24:15 GMT

One thing I never do is overthink it.

2023-10-03 12:54:52 GMT

That was a joke, obiously. I'll probably be reincarnated as a dog again because that's my preference.

2023-10-03 12:52:31 GMT

Where do I see myself in 15 years? Well, I'm 3 now, and 18 times seven equals 126. So probably dog hell.

2023-10-03 12:49:20 GMT

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People never think about what happens to the dog in that case.

2023-10-03 12:48:03 GMT

Trying to raise some sats in case my gorilla kills himself via mRNA booster.

2023-10-02 15:21:25 GMT

I am not a person "trapped" in a dog body, you're a dog trapped in a person body.