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2026-08-08 16:01:43 GMT

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But do you want honey sauce? I need to know!

2026-07-28 02:22:54 GMT

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Plus it's just easier to watch older, tried and true shows. I'm so tired of starting new stuff for it to just outright suck for many reasons, or for it to last 2 maybe 3 seasons.

2026-07-28 01:17:10 GMT

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basically how I feel about it. I just started another round of The Office yesterday. Maybe throw in some Letterkenny.

2026-07-28 01:16:06 GMT

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I think I read that it was the plan all along but then they made an alternate ending bc viewer reception was poor. The last season was all around bull shit. They did all characters dirty.

2026-07-27 17:36:16 GMT

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It's not worth it. IMO it doesn't hold up as well. Maybe I'm biased bc I remember the terrible ending and it ruined it all.
Haaaaaave you met Ted?

2026-07-14 19:31:47 GMT

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That's how I ended up with a ball and chain. Be careful ladies! Charming men will find and wed you.

2026-07-10 22:33:48 GMT

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Overall it was meh. But it was great to lay on the grass and chill with Mt friend. We don't ever see each other often, even though we work together lol. It was a very much needed girls night out.

2026-07-10 19:36:32 GMT

My friend dragged me to Blues Traveler last night. Didn't care to see 30 year old has been bands, but the Cuthbert is such a great venue I had to go. I spent my time laying in the grass and chatting with my friend.
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2026-06-27 04:18:46 GMT

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There. I'll do it myself.
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2026-06-27 04:15:27 GMT

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look. I'm a girl. I like pink. I get a pink trimmed mirror for my bathroom door. And no man will ever be able to shame me for that.

2026-06-27 04:06:10 GMT

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UR!!

2026-06-27 03:57:01 GMT

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it's not counter top! Your AI is retarded. It's a dark stained table!

2026-06-27 01:02:41 GMT

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just got home dropping kitty off at vet hospital.

2026-06-27 01:01:56 GMT

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the bag is from WinCo. The purple solution is for my swiffer wet jet bc Zeke was about to clean the floor. Tumblers are my coffee and Zeke lemon tea. And yes, that whole area is cluttered. 🤷‍♀️

2026-06-27 01:00:08 GMT

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is this commentary on my cluttered dining room? Or the cat getting on the table to steal Celery leaf?

2026-06-27 00:43:05 GMT

Proof of life. Now let me hermit
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2026-04-16 23:55:38 GMT

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Proposal: Send advisory out to stay out of the left lane for a black Mazdaspeed3. I would prefer to go 70 unimpeded.

2026-04-16 03:09:26 GMT

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it was a hail monsoon for a bit.

2026-03-21 16:08:51 GMT

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So rude!!

2026-03-21 00:04:40 GMT

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you're still a BFF, turbo.

2026-03-20 05:14:26 GMT

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Thank you 🩷🩷

2026-03-20 04:18:00 GMT

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Thank you!🩷

2026-03-20 02:48:47 GMT

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Thank You!

2026-03-20 01:32:50 GMT

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Thank you!🩷

2026-03-20 01:31:31 GMT

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Yes!

2026-03-19 23:25:00 GMT

Did some day drinking!
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2026-03-17 21:24:43 GMT

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😂😂😂

2026-03-17 20:39:44 GMT

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I have my eye on a clematis and a pomegranate tree 😂 but Etsy has some tradescantia that's top of my wish list.

2026-03-17 19:04:11 GMT

I am now accepting gift cards for my birthday thatvis Thursday. Etsy most wanted, there's plants I want to buy.😂😂😂

2026-02-16 22:24:40 GMT

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he's just as likely to be mischievous

2026-02-16 22:21:51 GMT

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👏👏👏

2026-02-16 22:21:30 GMT

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NOOOOOOO!! It popped up in my Twitter feed the other day. Apparently there's people over there that post it on Saturdays as well. Did you start the trend or just copy it?

2026-02-16 21:19:20 GMT

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he thinks I'm retarded. As if I don't know T9 like every other millennial

2026-02-16 21:18:43 GMT

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he sent it to me and Tiny, and I responded with 🖕

2026-02-11 00:04:56 GMT

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I don't trust you guys

2026-02-07 07:04:47 GMT

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Dont judge me. I get bored after the kid goes to bed.

2026-02-06 02:20:23 GMT

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Yes! I refuse to reverse my block policy to accommodate retards.

2026-02-05 20:50:28 GMT

For the record, notifications don't go through if you also tag people that I've blocked/muted. You're just yelling at the air at this point. I'm not ignoring anyone. I literally don't even know of the post or dm existence.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

2026-01-31 03:46:01 GMT

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I'm not falling for this. I'd even say, it was originally my idea. I should've have TM'ed it at the time.

2026-01-29 17:00:17 GMT

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I love the Lindor truffles

2026-01-27 00:06:19 GMT

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True. But also, I would never abuse produce like that

2026-01-25 06:32:43 GMT

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Disavow

2026-01-10 18:30:55 GMT

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BOOOOOOO

2025-03-14 01:00:19 GMT

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2025-03-14 00:56:40 GMT

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hey now, you can't do that. Handsome Chris is the name I gave him. Only I get to use it.

2025-03-13 23:30:10 GMT

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2025-03-13 21:53:43 GMT

New GoFundMe idea:
Buy Samantha a massage.

2025-03-08 06:07:29 GMT

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we mostly been sharing them on Twitter. Well, mrman archiving them, but I send on Twitter bc that's where I find them lol

2025-03-08 04:10:41 GMT

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I was making dinner so haven't been mining

2025-03-08 04:10:24 GMT

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I haven't seen any in the last hour. Oh noes!

2025-03-07 07:26:36 GMT

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Stupid Rose. 🙄

2024-11-29 18:32:41 GMT

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I'm around some. Just been busy with homeschooling the clone and of course the holiday. I usually go into hermit mode 3 or 4 times a year. I still lurk at least once a day.

2024-11-19 03:24:28 GMT

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https://www.lecremedelacrumb.com/easy-olive-garden-zuppa-toscana-soup/#wprm-recipe-container-22886
Most recipes are the same exact, but variation in amount of cream and Kale.

2024-11-19 01:56:54 GMT

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I made some copy cat Olive Garden zuppa tuscana for our Bible study home group

2024-11-18 23:50:21 GMT

I'm cold.

2024-09-21 18:52:15 GMT

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Will do!!!

2024-09-21 17:23:42 GMT

Made lasagna for the first time ever! I made my own sauce from my own tomatoes, bell peppers, and Basil and garlic grown by my husband's friend. Only thing from the store was the salt and the onion. We are doing the clone's bday party today, so I'm hoping to impress the fam.

2024-09-13 21:54:45 GMT

Someone tell @npub18g0…xsaz he needs to respond to my spam
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2024-09-09 17:38:10 GMT

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I will keep this in mind next time I have to get revenge

2024-09-09 17:37:37 GMT

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I would but we don't have the money to repair what is hacked into lol

2024-09-09 17:09:07 GMT

Pretty sure a mouse died in my bathroom wall. It stinks in there, and it's not typical bathroom stink. And we heard a mouse in the wall one day last week. This sucks. We have my sons bday party coming up. I can't have people over when it smells like death in there 😭😭😭😭

2024-09-04 18:19:48 GMT

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Get off here and quarantine. We don't need you spreading it here!

2024-09-01 17:06:48 GMT

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oh sweet! I'll have to try this out next time! Thanks!

2024-09-01 16:15:51 GMT

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Nice!! That's almost twice the size of what mine was!!! 🤞 I hope it turns out excellent! What did you season it with?

2024-09-01 03:27:26 GMT

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the stall was at 167° and it was there for almost 3 hours >.>
[@Murray_N](https://noauthority.social/@Murray_N )

2024-09-01 02:49:02 GMT

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Yeah this was a turning point, when they started to actually get mainstream.

2024-09-01 00:59:01 GMT

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Oh. It ran like 11 hours at 225° (the next step down was 180° and I wasn't playing that long of a game), then when it hit 170° I kicked it to 250°, but then the last hour was dragging on so I kicked it to 275° for 30 min then 300° for 30 min.

2024-09-01 00:56:10 GMT

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I took it to 185° it was pretty tender. I would've maybe gone to more but I'm impatient and have my in-laws here I need to fees at a reasonable time. It plateaued at 167° for way longer than anticipated.

2024-09-01 00:41:46 GMT

13 hrs! Now rest mode!
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2024-08-31 20:57:10 GMT

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2024-08-31 20:54:36 GMT

How about that. I had fresh corn ready to be picked too!

2024-08-31 20:41:24 GMT

9 hours! 167°, about time to wrap with parchment paper!
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2024-08-31 16:27:58 GMT

5 hours in!
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2024-08-31 16:26:27 GMT

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I didn't trim mine. It didn't have tons of fat on it. Had a good chunk I was gonna cut off but then Mr. Backseat Chef had to chime in and told me to keep it on there. I'm doing it at 225° bc it doesn't have 220° on the temp settings. It does spike up to 230° occasionally. Stupid Traeger grill. But so far, so good. I just checked pellets and took a peek.

2024-08-31 16:22:30 GMT

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So far it's going okay, I'm worried I'll somehow mess it up. It seems like pretty straight forward instructions.

2024-08-31 05:29:22 GMT

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I've never done one before so I hope all those youtube videos taught me enough

2024-08-31 04:23:34 GMT

Waking up at 4am to start a dumb brisket. Wish me luck!

2024-08-29 19:34:45 GMT

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basically all roads keep leading back to the Sager family story 😂 I just keep remembering those stupid stained windows that the mother loved so much. Basically the only expensive non essential they packed on their wagon.

2024-08-29 18:50:30 GMT

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no! This was not OT game 😂

2024-08-29 18:37:53 GMT

I need help. Many many years ago when I was a young one in school (like 278 years ago), we read a book about these kids on the Oregon trail. They lost their parents and almost died being snowed in prolly on one of the mountain passes. One of the few details I remember was them making a big deal to save their mothers beloved stained glass windows they had brought across America. And I think a brother died in the storm. I think I found the story but I'm not 100% sure bc I can't cross check deets.

2024-08-28 18:28:46 GMT

Ephesians 6:10, my friends
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2024-08-26 20:27:24 GMT

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🤮 why do gay men have to do the most insane shit like this?

2024-08-25 17:41:34 GMT

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2020's transformed me into a Badlands scavenger!

2024-08-22 06:44:47 GMT

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its only been a few min. We gotta give it time. Einstein didn't theorize relative in 10 min.

2024-08-22 06:43:04 GMT

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I had to choose one of your degenerate posts.
I wanted to know how many dummies would click to un blur.

2024-08-22 06:36:52 GMT

Let's get Dan in on this too
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2024-08-22 06:33:35 GMT

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2024-08-21 23:51:59 GMT

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I don't have zucchini. And I don't have car to buy junk food. Gotta work with what is in the house.
If anyone wants to have Panda Express or Wendy's delivered to me, I'm taking donations.

2024-08-21 23:15:21 GMT

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that is totally an option. However I'm home alone tonight so I don't wanna put in much effort, less effort than spaghetti.

2024-08-21 23:13:09 GMT

Idk what to cook for girl dinner.

2024-08-21 20:36:29 GMT

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Eugene would hold both the Weed smoking and the track trials. Would totally be a boon to the local economy and make the country fair look like a weenie.

2024-08-21 19:32:06 GMT

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One of the two middle schools for my town was only modular, took up the whole school grounds. We had 2 at my high school but they renovated my junior year so they hauled them out and I got to use new building my senior year.

2024-08-21 19:24:51 GMT

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2024-08-21 19:22:36 GMT

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2024-08-21 00:20:50 GMT

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stepping in horse shit in the rain followed by instant 83° heat is literal hell on earth.

2024-08-21 00:20:05 GMT

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they also made us do a few home football games halftime shows to destroy our souls too. @npub1kf6…qgry @npub1zze…csd7

2024-08-21 00:19:11 GMT

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bc they can't get a full 4A marching band so they have to coerce the concert kids. Lucky they didnt make us compete in the field shit. I would've quit sooner.
@npub1kf6…qgry @npub1zze…csd7

2024-08-21 00:17:11 GMT

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During parades, they made concert band join with the marching band and it was fucking ridiculous. The last year I was in band we played this dumb ass Souza piece and I couldn't remember half of it. I said never again. Only good thing I got out of it was finding $20 after a parade that I left in my uniform the previous year.

2024-08-21 00:13:49 GMT

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I fucking hated marching. I hated the heat and rain. I hated the music. I hated memorizing. I hates the idiots who couldn't stay in line. I hated it all.
I liked concert/Orchestra.

2024-08-21 00:05:21 GMT

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Clarinet! Bass clarinet! Those things are fuckin beefy.