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Contemporary Artist & Nomad: Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling. Traveling along my German grandmother’s roots. Mover: Strong voice against Trumpism.

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2026-08-11 20:44:43 GMT

Remember when Trump told the press pool “I go, you go” regarding Air Force One security threats?
Turns out he meant: “I go hide in a catering truck, and you go act as missile bait.”
🧵👇🏼

2026-07-23 20:22:21 GMT

Generation X (1965–1980):
• Ages 46 to 61
• Looking somewhere between 29 and “none of your business”
• Didn’t grow up sheltered — we were basically turned loose outdoors
• Independent at 10; still refusing to act like adults at 50
• Our childhood would make a modern parent group chat implode
Which is why our internal mantra remains: “It’ll work out. I’ve got this.”

2026-05-20 20:56:28 GMT

If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

2026-05-11 20:15:48 GMT

In history class, I never understood how “advanced” civilizations could collapse. It just didn’t seem plausible.
Anyway, I’ve seen enough. I get it now.

2026-05-10 13:35:04 GMT

This Mother’s Day, let’s remember: Woman didn’t come from man’s rib. He came from *her* womb.
One of patriarchy’s biggest lies is naming the father as the life-giver.

2026-03-11 20:48:57 GMT

Pete Hegseth spent $2 million on Alaskan king crab, $7 million on lobster tail, and $15.1 million on ribeye steak in just one month. — But please, tell me again how the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security are bleeding this country dry.

2026-02-26 17:15:37 GMT

Both Donald Trump and his Slovene-born escort spent years calling for Obama’s birth certificate. I am calling for Melania Trump’s legal immigration papers: How did she get an “Einstein” visa for extraordinary abilities despite her blatant lie under oath about her college degrees?

2026-01-24 21:23:31 GMT

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

2026-01-09 21:05:56 GMT

Here’s the deal: ICE officers shouldn’t be allowed to carry firearms at all. If they find themselves in a potentially violent situation, they should retreat and call the local police to handle it.

2026-01-06 18:28:30 GMT

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign.
4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a 4-year probe.
881,776 Covid deaths, an armed insurrection & theft of classified documents: They cheered, and elected Trump as dictator.

2026-01-05 22:21:47 GMT

Tim Walz dropping out of the race for a third term is the direct result of Republican threats to kill his entire family after they had already murdered one of his state’s representative and her husband. — Anyone still believe both parties are the same?

2026-01-03 07:54:39 GMT

Following a white man to war because you disliked the sound of a black woman laughing will go down in American history as one of the dumbest acts of self-sabotage ever.

2026-01-02 20:58:37 GMT

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

2026-01-01 21:00:48 GMT

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss:
🇦🇺 0
🇨🇦 0
🇩🇰 0
🇫🇮 0
🇫🇷 0
🇩🇪 0
🇮🇸 0
🇮🇪 0
🇮🇹 0
🇯🇵 0
🇳🇱 0
🇳🇴 0
🇵🇹 0
🇪🇸 0
🇸🇪 0
🇬🇧 0
🇺🇸 530,000
There’s a lesson there.

2025-12-31 21:00:40 GMT

We don’t need New Year’s resolutions, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

2025-12-30 21:45:55 GMT

The thing about “Somali Fraud” is that Donald Trump raped and sexually abused girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring.

2025-12-29 21:25:25 GMT

Trump, Putin, Netanyahu — I’m so damn tired of these rich, old, murderous men who cling to power and make the world suffer, desperately trying to escape justice. So damn tired.

2025-12-28 20:00:25 GMT

Zelenskyy has become one of the world’s greatest heroes. — That’s eating Trump alive.

2025-12-24 21:15:45 GMT

This Christmas Eve, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.

2025-12-23 20:46:01 GMT

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump has sued over jokes, tweets, interviews, and news articles but not once over any of the countless accusations of child rape. — That silence says everything.

2025-12-22 20:09:02 GMT

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell could not have sold children for sex without rich perverts buying children for sex. I feel like more people should mention that.

2025-12-21 21:16:02 GMT

If you still support Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.
I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion & humanity.
I judge you for your support of pedophilia, racism, treason & fascism.
So will others. So will history.

2025-12-20 22:42:02 GMT

Trump once called for Russia to illegally release Hillary’s emails. I call for America to legally release the full Epstein files.

2025-12-20 20:46:20 GMT

If we had to learn all the details about Bill Clinton’s blow job by an adult, I think it’s only fair that we get all the details about Donald Trump’s years of raping and sexually assaulting girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring.

2025-12-17 20:59:01 GMT

McDonald’s USA
— Employee: $15/hr, no benefits
— Big Mac: $5.79
McDonald’s Denmark
— Employee: $22/hr, 6 weeks vacation, 1 year paid maternity leave, life insurance, pension
— Big Mac: $5.49
Tell us more about how raising the minimum wage would affect the cost of hamburgers.

2025-12-14 16:54:28 GMT

Just for those who may be a little confused: “Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students being college sophomores this year.

2025-12-12 20:58:26 GMT

Listen, all I’m saying is that I’ve seen more pictures of Donald Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein than I have of Donald Trump playing with his son Barron.

2025-12-11 20:25:22 GMT

The fact that far too many people cannot recognize fascism unless it looks exactly like Nazi Germany is very dangerous.

2025-12-10 22:22:39 GMT

Brain swelling, which necessitates regular MRI’s, and tiredness are main side effects of the Alzheimer’s drug Leqembi, administered intravenously through the hand. — So, is Trump secretly taking Alzheimer’s medication?

2025-12-08 21:23:26 GMT

If you love freedom but don’t care if it applies to everyone, what you actually love is privilege.

2025-12-06 20:08:23 GMT

Maybe it’s just me, but I’d much rather have an entire Somali immigrant family with two happy trans kids living right next door to me than a white supremacist or a racist MAGA lunatic any day of the week.

2025-12-04 21:25:30 GMT

Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $493.8 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $240.9 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $226.9 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25
It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.

2025-11-28 19:18:36 GMT

So, Hegseth illegally ordered everyone killed in the first alleged drug boat strike on Sept. 2, prompting a second hit to finish off survivors in the water. — This is the real reason why Trump & Hegseth absolutely freaked out about the video against illegal orders.

2025-11-27 16:30:43 GMT

Be kind. Do something nice. To others and to yourself. These are difficult times. And difficult times call for empathy, humility, and community. — Happy Thanksgiving, may better days lie ahead.

2025-11-25 21:35:41 GMT

While Trump is ordering the FBI to investigate U.S. Senators over a video reminding military members they don’t have to follow illegal orders, it might be worth noting that “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

2025-11-24 18:55:01 GMT

The criminal cases against both James Comey and Letitia James are dismissed. A total humiliation for Donald Trump and Pam Bondi. — And it’s only Monday.

2025-11-20 17:41:40 GMT

Donald Trump publicly calls for the execution of Democratic congressmen, and Republicans don’t bat an eye. But as soon as you make a joke about Charlie Kirk’s views, all hell breaks loose.

2025-11-18 17:49:41 GMT

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Jared Kushner advised Saudi Crown Prince MBS on how to “weather the storm” after his hit squad slaughtered American journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

2025-11-15 15:59:24 GMT

Marjorie Taylor Greene was hired, trained, and paid by tech oligarchs & others from the very beginning to be a political troublemaker. With Trump’s downfall looming, Greene is now being strategically groomed to be JD Vance’s vice president.
Mark my words.

2025-11-12 20:41:31 GMT

If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

2025-11-11 20:48:58 GMT

If you still support Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.
I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion & humanity.
I judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, pedophilia, homophobia, treason & fascism.
So will others. So will history.

2025-11-09 19:00:42 GMT

Remember when Elon Musk said Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife MacKenzie Scott was destroying Western civilization by giving billions to charities for women, minorities, and marginalized groups?
After learning about his comment, she doubled her donations.
Perfect response.

2025-11-07 15:59:29 GMT

Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

2025-11-05 15:51:47 GMT

The fact that this Democratic tsunami swept across the country so unstoppably shows that Trumpism & MAGA barely exist outside of social media anymore. Their movement has collapsed among the population — and it’s impossible to fill the real world with Trump government troll bots.

2025-11-03 17:31:51 GMT

Let me put this as simply as possible: If the 60 Minutes editorial team cuts out most of their interview with Trump to make him look his best, and he still comes across as completely demented, then it is extremely likely that Trump actually is completely demented.

2025-11-01 21:20:57 GMT

Trump filed lawsuits over jokes, tweets, and news articles, but not once over any of the countless allegations of child rape. I feel like more people should mention that.

2025-10-30 20:57:34 GMT

If Prince Andrew used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
If Bill Clinton used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
If Donald Trump used Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should go to jail.
That wasn’t so difficult, was it?

2025-10-29 21:11:57 GMT

Ireland pays artists a living wage. The United States impregnates its children and lets them starve. — First world country my ass.

2025-10-27 20:29:00 GMT

To all those “Let them go without food for a month, maybe they’ll get a job” people: Most SNAP recipients have jobs. Exploitative jobs that keep them living just below the poverty line. — Should they starve to death? And then what?

2025-10-25 20:55:02 GMT

It has been said before, but it bears repeating: the elderly who’ve worked their entire lives to get $800 a month on Social Security aren’t bankrupting America. It’s tax-evading billionaires like Trump who are bleeding this country dry.

2025-10-23 20:15:58 GMT

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

2025-10-23 19:25:08 GMT

The same people who lost their minds over Obama putting his feet on the Oval Office desk are totally fine with Trump bulldozing the White House.

2025-10-20 21:32:34 GMT

The fact that the President of the United States posts an AI video of himself dumping shit on America from a “King Trump” jet and we’re supposed to pretend it’s perfectly normal, everyday stuff shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

2025-10-19 05:40:27 GMT

The fact that there were no counterprotests shows that Trumpism and MAGA barely exist outside of social media. This movement has gradually collapsed completely within the population. — It’s difficult to fill the real world with Trump government troll bots.

2025-10-18 21:53:05 GMT

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2025-10-18 15:56:48 GMT

America doesn’t have a king. But Donald Trump acts like one: Ignoring the Constitution, detaining citizens without due process, and attacking the rule of law. — That’s what “No Kings Day” protest is about. No wonder Trump is terrified of this. Let’s go!
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2025-10-16 17:52:54 GMT

As long as I live, I will never forgive Mitch McConnell for both causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.

2025-10-10 19:10:53 GMT

2025-10-09 19:23:12 GMT

If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.

2025-10-07 19:37:16 GMT

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

2025-10-06 20:12:45 GMT

The phrase “I only believe what I see” isn’t true either. Most people believe what they want. No matter what they see.

2025-10-05 19:46:00 GMT

They’re not acting like they’re in a four-year term.
They’re acting like they’re in an everlasting dictatorship.
Are we all clear on this?

2025-10-04 20:15:18 GMT

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

2025-10-03 21:01:07 GMT

Everyone knew about Sean “Diddy” Combs. Everyone knew about R. Kelly, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Jeffrey Epstein. Everyone knew about Donald Trump. I’m so tired of people protecting rich perverts, keeping their dark secrets for decades. So damn tired.

2025-10-03 19:42:22 GMT

This about sums it up.
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2025-10-01 17:42:45 GMT

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

2025-09-30 15:06:32 GMT

While Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are puffing themselves up in front of the U.S. military leaders at Quantico, I would like to remind everyone of an important historical detail: “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

2025-09-28 19:25:20 GMT

I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

2025-09-27 18:59:22 GMT

The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

2025-09-26 20:15:11 GMT

BREAKING: Thousands of files show that James Comey raped and sexually abused girls for years within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring. — Now that I’ve caught the attention of Republicans: That was actually Donald Trump.

2025-09-25 19:25:26 GMT

America is bailing out Argentina, while Argentine farmers sell soybeans to China instead of American farmers, thereby bankrupting them, which is why America also have to bail out American farmers.
If this is considered winning, I fear what losing looks like.

2025-09-23 15:38:54 GMT

Let’s face it, the reason they’re allowing Trump to speak at the United Nations like a poorly-schooled child with severe emotional distress is because JD Vance is already in the final stages of preparation for his takeover. — They’re letting Trump’s self-destruction run wild.

2025-09-22 21:13:09 GMT

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox
DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY TRUMP, RFK JR. OR DR. OZ:
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2025-09-20 19:33:05 GMT

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

2025-09-19 19:19:09 GMT

Someone asked if I was ready for the fall, and it actually took me a moment to realize that they meant autumn, not the complete collapse of democracy.

2025-09-18 20:23:51 GMT

The road to Trump’s Project 2025 fascism is lined with smiling people telling you to stop overreacting.

2025-09-18 14:56:37 GMT

Charlie Kirk stirs up hate for decades. — They cheer him.
Jimmy Kimmel makes one joke about Charlie Kirk. — They fire him.
It’s past time to acknowledge that the United States can no longer be viewed as a democracy.

2025-09-16 19:19:54 GMT

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell could not have sold children for sex without rich perverts buying children for sex. I feel like more people should mention that.

2025-09-15 19:46:40 GMT

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: If Charlie Kirk wasn’t a right-wing extremist, right-wing extremist groups wouldn’t be marching to honor him.

2025-09-15 16:46:09 GMT

Welcome to Trump’s America, where they fire Karen Attiah and Matthew Dowd for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s right-wing extremism and applaud Brian Kilmeade for suggesting we murder the homeless.

2025-09-14 20:44:52 GMT

Let’s get this straight, once and for all:
Homophobia is not an opinion.
Transphobia is not an opinion.
Xenophobia is not an opinion.
Misogyny is not an opinion.
Racism is not an opinion.
It’s hatred. — Are we all clear on this?

2025-09-13 20:35:15 GMT

The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

2025-09-12 14:30:08 GMT

So Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk’s killer, is neither a Democrat, nor transgender, nor an immigrant, but instead a 22-year-old white guy from a Republican family in Utah who loves guns and wore a Donald Trump costume on Halloween. — Did I get that right?

2025-09-11 18:47:09 GMT

Bin Laden didn’t fly the planes himself. But he was responsible.
Manson didn’t kill anyone himself. But he was responsible.
Hitler didn’t operate the gas chambers himself. But he was responsible.
Trump didn’t storm the Capitol himself. But he was responsible.
Justice matters.

2025-09-10 19:40:19 GMT

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

2025-09-09 19:57:08 GMT

If Bill Clinton raped girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should rot in prison.
If Donald Trump raped girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring, he should rot in prison.
That wasn’t so difficult, was it?

2025-09-08 15:12:34 GMT

I wish I lived in a country where Republicans had at least half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blasey Ford, Anita Hill, or the Epstein survivors.

2025-09-07 20:57:00 GMT

If you’re still pro-Trump, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party.
I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion & humanity.
I judge you for your support of racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, treason & fascism.
So will others. So will history.

2025-09-05 19:33:03 GMT

Musk’s Wealth
2012: $2 billion
2025: $436.3 billion
Bezos’ Wealth
2012: $18.4 billion
2025: $244.2 billion
Zuckerberg’s Wealth
2012: $17.5 billion
2025: $257.8 billion
Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2025: $7.25
It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.

2025-09-03 20:46:57 GMT

If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency needs to end.

2025-09-03 12:54:42 GMT

Listen, all I’m saying is that I’ve seen more pictures of Donald Trump partying with Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell than I have of Donald Trump playing with his children Barron & Tiffany.

2025-09-01 16:12:10 GMT

On this Labor Day, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.

2025-08-27 20:19:10 GMT

Voting should be easier than buying guns.

2025-08-26 20:48:11 GMT

Apparently, no one seems particularly bothered, but for the past few days, Trump has been talking repeatedly about being a dictator.
If Americans don’t want that, the window to stop him is closing quickly.

2025-08-22 20:38:31 GMT

Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein could not have sold women and girls for sex without wealthy men buying women and girls for sex. I feel like more people should mention that.

2025-08-22 13:39:32 GMT

You know what’s not in John Bolton’s home? Tons of Epstein files, photos, and videos. That shit is hidden in Donald Trump’s Justice Department.

2025-08-19 20:36:24 GMT

1. History isn’t there to be liked or disliked.
2. History is there to be learned from.
3. History offends you? Even better. Then you’re less likely to repeat it.
It’s that simple.

2025-08-17 19:48:59 GMT

My theory: Putin has all of Epstein’s documents, photos, and videos. Probably more than Pam Bondi knew so far. He is capable of bringing down not just Trump, but his entire administration, as well as hundreds of powerful, wealthy men. — This would explain the “Alaska shockwave”.

2025-08-15 21:23:09 GMT

Just for those who may be a little confused: This is how an American president should treat Putin.
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2025-08-12 19:49:36 GMT

Allow me to address the elephant in the room:
The Trump administration is not setting the course for a four-year term.
The Trump administration is setting the course for an everlasting dictatorship.
If Americans don’t want that, the window to stop them is closing quickly.