mellon

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2026-10-23 01:31:48 GMT

It's so sad that we all have to cave dive and die when we get to 30
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2026-10-04 17:51:44 GMT

played magic the gathering with a girl yesterday, felt nothing

2026-09-08 02:50:11 GMT

Updated neocities and i guess now that's the place where i'll keep my website https://waifuismlife.neocities.org/

2026-09-05 21:30:12 GMT

Morning

2026-08-26 16:28:29 GMT

i love frieren but i hate sluts cosplaying as her :acat_bite:, actually i hate sluts in general

2026-08-22 23:39:29 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 ryuko

2026-08-22 14:52:51 GMT

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wtf kind of russian are these i thought russians were like, white and stuff
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2026-08-22 14:50:46 GMT

huh?
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2026-08-21 01:42:02 GMT

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@nprofile…l5m0 i don't uderstand whats the ask friend

2026-08-20 02:28:50 GMT

GOT SECOND PLACE IN LOCAL MAGIC TOURNAMENT WOOOOOOOOOO

2026-08-18 03:26:25 GMT

we got there friends
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2026-08-15 13:13:47 GMT

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@nprofile…fsu6 sexest cat in the cat anime about cats

2026-08-13 17:26:43 GMT

this is your anime catgirl waifu without hair
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2026-08-12 13:27:08 GMT

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@nprofile…zkjz how do i unsee a post

2026-08-12 02:40:09 GMT

this game is fucking hard man wtf
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2026-08-11 13:36:33 GMT

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@nprofile…fsu6 girls last tour
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2026-08-10 19:58:05 GMT

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@nprofile…2q75 where 👁️

2026-08-10 19:46:03 GMT

what if there was a bigpig-tan

2026-08-10 16:41:03 GMT

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@nprofile…xz9d send a pic of them yugi cards fam

2026-08-10 16:30:18 GMT

ragebaiting tcg players: play without sleeves
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2026-08-08 14:15:23 GMT

Hm (11am) I'm a lazy ass nigga, I'm Robbie rotten
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2026-08-08 02:56:57 GMT

at some point the coins stopped meaning anything lol
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2026-08-06 14:02:53 GMT

what is my youtuber talking about
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2026-08-05 18:01:55 GMT

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@nprofile…dcn3 @nprofile…xz9d da vinki
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2026-08-05 16:37:43 GMT

are you guys still interested in pleroma-tan pictures

2026-08-05 00:53:25 GMT

isn't it kinda weird to eat meat?
like, I was eating this chicken right, and i thought to myself like, this is a carcass of what used to be a living being
not that it's wrong or whatever, just thought it was kinda weird
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2026-08-04 15:16:42 GMT

Yani manga feels darker than the anime
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2026-08-04 02:47:18 GMT

spain no longer a country 💀💀💀💀

2026-08-03 19:59:20 GMT

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@nprofile…m82g @nprofile…fsu6 why pippa have that face

2026-08-03 13:45:36 GMT

right on right on
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1c/e2/76/1ce27661ac084d5a5695f0b76e77ef2a898c4e49b7af2fdf8e6654e5887770ff.webp?name=rfqCh93AC75rfg.webp

2026-08-01 15:27:10 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s ez, as long as it's written by a human it's divine intellect, else it's CLANKER MADE

2026-07-31 16:46:47 GMT

🌱 I harvested Beets into my produce inventory in Open Farm Game.
View this farm plot on the Open Farm Game website: https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/?plot=77067818-ae36-4150-8ba9-938cb91cdace
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2026-07-30 18:53:05 GMT

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@nprofile…zkjz yeah (no)

2026-07-30 18:50:32 GMT

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@nprofile…zkjz yeah made lots of friends irl and doing more activities, sometimes too many of them

2026-07-30 18:48:04 GMT

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@nprofile…zkjz went out to get fresh air

2026-07-30 18:34:31 GMT

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@nprofile…zkjz well you can talk to me online over the federated network

2026-07-30 18:28:35 GMT

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@nprofile…zkjz dawg i just said hi

2026-07-30 18:18:15 GMT

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@nprofile…zkjz hi

2026-07-30 16:13:23 GMT

yo this is amazing movie btw
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/58/a7/bc/58a7bc276daacc79b2f4ecfe041ec6984beb064833dafe7f234ed4a697b1f42c.webp?name=FxR1JQQ2RKprxg.webp

2026-07-30 13:14:05 GMT

when is the dirty cat girl smoke anime releasing this week

2026-07-30 03:49:28 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…l5m0 I actually got bored of watering so I have exactly 25 plots

2026-07-29 21:15:14 GMT

WE GOT THERE LADS
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a7/ec/7b/a7ec7b62714c6ef568d292e7d0cbc3f8fce5ff0a9bc88acf985d0d6a0a57f59a.webp?name=T_ib8NK5pyJBYQ.webp

2026-07-29 00:53:30 GMT

what do you mean onions take 9 hours to grow
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2026-07-28 16:27:18 GMT

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@nprofile…fsu6 i'll draw her having sex

2026-07-28 16:11:23 GMT

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@nprofile…2p46 IT WAS FAKE???

2026-07-27 15:34:57 GMT

Why do HR people think they can write technical papers using AI are they genuinely retarded?

2026-07-24 14:32:06 GMT

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@nprofile…zkjz @nprofile…2p46 /marked/... i hadn't heard that in ages...

2026-07-24 13:46:49 GMT

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@nprofile…p4qp perhaps I should use a stronger password

2026-07-24 13:44:59 GMT

Guys a hacker just messaged me
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2026-07-24 11:13:15 GMT

🌱 I tore up my Tomatoes in Open Farm Game.
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2026-07-24 03:09:31 GMT

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@nprofile…xz9d yes dawg it's actually very tasty, it has the taste of coffee but not the hard bitterness as it's commonly made with sugar, very good and easy to make at home actually

2026-07-23 21:22:56 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s i rather kill myself on friday than be a CLANKER

2026-07-23 21:21:12 GMT

wtf
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2026-07-23 02:20:48 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 yeah a it weirded me out bruh

2026-07-23 02:19:37 GMT

Went to a magic tournament and some nigga was all freaked out because I was supposedly focusing him (psychopathic behavior), there's every kind of weirdo playing magic man

2026-07-21 17:09:27 GMT

Then who was phone?

2026-07-20 20:35:34 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 i am right now in fact w*rking

2026-07-20 20:23:02 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 it's incredible this is what my life is right now

2026-07-20 19:55:37 GMT

🌱 I harvested Strawberries for 25 coins in Open Farm Game.
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2026-07-19 04:23:26 GMT

🌱 I harvested Wheat for 16 coins in Open Farm Game.
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2026-07-18 15:13:48 GMT

🌱 I harvested Potatoes for 11 coins in Open Farm Game.
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2026-07-18 02:59:39 GMT

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@nprofile…k73h watching it for the first time actually

2026-07-18 02:55:22 GMT

this nigga just married his phone :lamo:
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2026-07-17 13:36:42 GMT

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…8rdl sun how can we get watamelons into the game do i have to develop that myself or pray to the sun God :mariapray:

2026-07-17 12:34:21 GMT

🌱 I harvested Wheat for 16 coins in Open Farm Game.
https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/?plot=d621e99b-37e6-4846-bbd6-1656ccdec863
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2026-07-17 01:08:47 GMT

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@nprofile…xz9d yea

2026-07-17 01:04:57 GMT

🌱 I harvested Beets for 8 coins in Open Farm Game.
https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/?plot=38e5b0ed-7cd3-4df0-9df1-8a0d30c4fd52
Posted from the Open Farm Game miniapp.

2026-07-16 20:02:00 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 yeah but im not going there :acat_astonished:

2026-07-16 19:58:47 GMT

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@nprofile…em79 YOU are going into the known network, not me

2026-07-16 19:57:13 GMT

lord save me if i ever go into the whole known network

2026-07-16 13:06:09 GMT

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2026-07-15 21:16:35 GMT

when are they adding melons to open farm game #pullrequest #gaming #freesoftware #please #melon

2026-07-15 21:14:10 GMT

🌱 I planted Pumpkins in Open Farm Game.
https://openfarmgame.shitposter.world/?plot=38e5b0ed-7cd3-4df0-9df1-8a0d30c4fd52
Posted from the Open Farm Game app.

2026-07-15 16:32:02 GMT

this is just nigga anime frfr
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/c4/83/0f/c4830fc27fda1a77639bf80918cb0ad5814d1dea9f428985d1eb96481db046e8.webp?name=qLKIrX_zWpu22Q.webp

2026-07-15 03:22:29 GMT

If you think about it, if you takin her for dinner, she a hoe.
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2026-07-14 22:07:42 GMT

#justdraw
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2026-07-14 15:00:29 GMT

My Asian women fetish started when I was little waiting for a bus with mom in a terminal.
I was sitting next to an older Chinese girl, and my mom went to the bathroom, the Chinese girl then gave me an unopened can of Asian candy.
Couldn't understand what she was saying so I opened it, but she denied it when I tried to give it back, I was so confused I just stared blankly at the can for minutes that felt like hours, wishing mom would just come back.
When mom came back she understood the girl was gifting me the can of candy.
Thank you for your kindness random Chinese girl 🗣️🔥🙏
Tl;Dr: I was groomed

2026-07-11 09:03:24 GMT

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@nprofile…pgx0 bruh

2026-07-08 19:18:11 GMT

#nevent1q…gy3p
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2026-07-06 21:16:27 GMT

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2026-07-04 14:51:43 GMT

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@nprofile…fsu6 looks cleaner than my apartment

2026-07-03 15:04:48 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 hell yeah king it's beer friday

2026-07-03 15:02:20 GMT

whats up guys

2026-06-28 22:06:33 GMT

Wait so if cat girls are like cats, do they eat... raw meat? :what_cirno:

2026-06-18 20:10:53 GMT

Check this out @nprofile…fq95 perfect commander
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2026-06-18 13:47:56 GMT

bazinga

2026-06-15 13:54:06 GMT

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3°C out, today is hell

2026-06-15 13:53:41 GMT

good morning

2026-06-14 17:50:36 GMT

DUDE
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2026-06-11 12:49:22 GMT

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@nprofile…87ru that's the only time the guy called Automated is available

2026-06-03 13:53:59 GMT

Would you rather have unlimited chicken but no watermelon, or unlimited watermelon but no grape soda

2026-06-03 01:18:37 GMT

Time for tea #justdraw
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2026-05-28 13:37:47 GMT

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@nprofile…z7zr @nprofile…mjcf
I have no idea how governments seem to light money on fire but not actually change anything
Easy, any kind of state is always spending someone else’s money on someone else
The state doesn't care about cost nor quality, since they didn't produce the money

2026-05-27 02:31:52 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…f02u @nprofile…29a2 it's a fat card I thought you just meant that

2026-05-27 02:28:02 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 @nprofile…f02u @nprofile…29a2 already ahead of you
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2026-05-27 02:25:32 GMT

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@nprofile…f02u @nprofile…29a2 was it this one? It appeared twice to me already. Vintage has the best cards frfr
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/79/15/be/7915be31815d3d7a5282b338382dee1e3b5b6219508c43061148f924f8cfaa82.webp?name=FucsUhMfQlewcg.webp

2026-05-24 21:32:38 GMT

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@nprofile…lku3 oh that's a good one right on, I'm thinking of setting up a pleroma this time

2026-05-23 04:40:59 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s @nprofile…mjcf @nprofile…r9u2 it's like 3 hours away it's way too far for some random burgers

2026-05-22 13:58:56 GMT

Well, what's lost is lost, I guess it's time for another pleroma instance. what should be the name now?
pl.waifuism.life?
melonia.waifuism.life?

2026-05-22 13:39:33 GMT

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@nprofile…g80s i forgot to pay for the block storage and they deleted it