Astrid (Certified Server Maid)

pls have a bio, pfp, and a few posts before following

thot leader, CEO of fedi.astrid.tech
your favorite fedi microinfluenza
i use :nixOwOs: btw
very gay for @alia
ultra genius inventor of advanced AI @catgpt

due to large volume of follow requests I'm very slow to respond, pls be patient

"Astrid always surprises me with her ability to come up with innovative and novel ways to be gay." -- @[email protected]
"pwns systems and makes makes them do her bidding" -- @[email protected]
"like, 10 shitposters in a trenchcoat" -- @[email protected]
"sleeper based timeline contributor" -- @[email protected]
"nyanyanyaaaa nyanya nyanya nyanya miaou mewmewmew miaumiau" -- @[email protected]
"This bitch be like "nya uwu" and gets front page on HN twice. Desperately needs fluffy ears and a tail." -- @[email protected]
"unlikely to spontaneously combust" -- @[email protected], who is clearly not an expert on spontaneous combustion
"all the other testimonials included here were bought from fake reviewers as a part of some type of slimey social SEO scheme" -- @[email protected]

opinions obviously do not reflect those of my employer, what the hell were you thinking???
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