He's got a prolapsed asshole and when he wants to get screwed he'll pass you his ass on three feet of in-tes-tine.
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there was something incredibly biting about how she lost the love of her life for the sake of checking off some childish fantasy on her bucket list npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton me: "oh hey the creator of that one super popular anime died, i saw a handful of episodes when i was younger since the anime is such a cultural icon i'll bet that--" oh, nvm https://media.roysbeer.place/media/bbac1e51-63ae-44e5-a16b-c7d9ceb53079/vlcsnap-2024-03-21-18h58m45s989.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton tried watching a vtuber and it's all "omg i'm moaning constantly over this one voice actor he's so dreamy" and it's just embarrassing npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton AI has found yet another practical use, this time in the creation of unintended expectation/reality memes https://media.roysbeer.place/media/96b7f998-8b15-4958-8c7d-589e0e683a00/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/b0a6a55f-21fd-4a56-a83a-926fcf45704a/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1nkz…exns @npub1j4p…z0qp they're making a portfolio, not games npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1t04…23hr oh cool i love that "pictures that get worse the longer you look at them" meme npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1ljj…a2w6 me when someone posts I and i scramble to open the thread and post G but it was a typo :( npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1utk…yzsa With bony hands I hold my partner, On soulless feet we cross the floor. The music stops as if to answer An empty knocking at the door. It seems his skin was sweet as mango When last I held him to my breast, But now, we dance this grim fandango And will, four years until we rest. npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub166h…k69d those things are gross, bring an umbrella npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub193a…z6ex guy up above finna break through and see all those garbage bags and go digging in them for inadvertently discarded rare pokemon cards but every bag is just full of cum npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1vuz…luu6 they re-released alpha centuari as well, that game's ancient-ass fandom filled up the community hub with a quickness npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub166h…k69d oh dear lord the picture it cut to https://media.roysbeer.place/media/c66b4be9-2e90-493a-8bbd-b486f8a32cd7/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1806…dzue i mean maybe she's lucky and david's replaced his entire sinus cavity with a napalm sprayer so he won't smell anything for that matter i feel like not being able to smell is a QoL upgrade in night city npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub14y6…errt @npub1p33…g47r i thought most fish peed out their gills too npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1aqr…v9j5 4chan is much better at handling cases like that https://media.roysbeer.place/media/da364846-e54e-4c05-9a0d-4cd5f89d5267/somethingawful.jpg npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1tu7…knev @npub1j4p…z0qp i could sense the bong recoil in fear as he raised his arm npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub18d6…37vn @npub1ljj…a2w6 they tried to make a film adaptation with giger in the 70s https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodorowsky%27s_Dune npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1tdf…p9pl when i took an IQ test it had a visualization component like that, as well as pattern recognition and translation and spotting differences and then it had a vocabulary section and an "everyday knowledge" section that asked who martin luther king and cleopatra were npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1utk…yzsa @npub1j4p…z0qp those who are hunted by the minotaur of conscience seek to throw others into its way, to save themselves npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1j4p…z0qp @npub1utk…yzsa they never had principles, only slogans that are as interchangeable as clothing and are changed for the same reason (they become worn out and no longer fashionable) npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton oh no jk rowling is at it again https://media.roysbeer.place/media/274130a8-d96b-45f3-9501-57c8f07be7ca/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1j4p…z0qp that sounds like what happens to any Certified Vegan food product that tastes good, as well as any gas station dick pill with an exceptionally chinese name npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1j4p…z0qp yeh i'm always curious as to what type of genetic modification is implied, personally, and no one ever seems to say so you had radiation-induced mutation done to plants for awhile, which i'm guessing functioned as a sped-up application of traditional selective breeding practices; nowadays i guess they just fuck with DNA and then get liam neeson to star in a movie about how GMO supercorn is great somehow npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1j4p…z0qp the inverted HP logo next to it rounds out the sense of "picture taken before disaster" npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1jm4…83x3 at least he dumps her at the end npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1hrf…t4u6 now the question is, will she run to the bathroom to barf or just use one of the empty soda cans in her room npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub13wt…r3xd risk of rain fans see that skinny kid in the hunger games getting pulled off the ladder and torn apart by faceless abominations and be like "omg he's just like me" seriously that fucking ladder on the UES Contact Light is a fucking deathtrap npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1pa6…p7r6 https://media.roysbeer.place/media/81ec5d24-73a3-4381-9f0a-6d8a47c55b5c/hospital.mp4 npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1wcf…equk @npub1fr8…lmwg https://media.roysbeer.place/media/08264fc1-0be9-4af3-8078-e7f41fad68f9/telegramlife.jpeg npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub17lj…53ps https://media.roysbeer.place/media/1ae8880f-a162-43c3-b811-f082ad1db52a/mittermeyer.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1euq…wt20 @npub19ry…6d32 does it satisfy your frustrations to post "yes, our country is filling up with crazed rapists and there's nothing we can do about it except complain about the crazed rapists" npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1euq…wt20 @npub19ry…6d32 do you feel better now npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1l6s…j5rc lol @ "it's okay that they're killing children because the children deserve it somehow" npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton thinking about the gab migration and the hate they're getting and i'm starting to feel sorry for them right-wingers are extremely susceptible to being grifted because they're looking for some shred of hope, at all: they jump for any organization claiming to have a cause and a plan and a future, be that organization the NJP, or america first, or some pay-to-play podcast that's so edgy you guys because it says nigger and wants to kill the jews, or gab ex-gab users are people who got grifted and have just discovered they've got grifted, and they yearn for a cause to put their hopes in, and poast and NCD and the other instances be like "lol there's no hope at all, give up and jerk off to these animes" npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub14hs…u796 yeh i did like the central story arc too and how it was executed, as well as the brutalist aesthetic and soundtrack the story's theme reminds me of Genocidal Organ, one line in particular that's used to horrifying effect in the book: "Once you know what you are capable of, it becomes impossible to escape from your own potential." npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub18dh…dq5s @npub1shp…v9ff i did a sort by filesize on a search and got this https://nyaa.si/view/1752250 other bigger filesizes there too npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub13xh…9x2y “Well, Mr. Anker, you know yourself all a Jew wants to do is doodle a Christian girl … One of these days we’ll cut the rest of it off.” npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1cdj…jev5 genocide is inevitable npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1vgz…l43s The "titty shark" as it is commonly known is remarkable for the precision with which the female times weaning of her young. In every instance, she ceases breastfeeding of her babies at precisely eight weeks, one day, two hours, twelve minutes, six seconds, and 454 milliseconds after their birth; in the instance where she has twins or triplets she times each weaning separately. This is because eight weeks, one day, two hours, twelve minutes, six seconds, and 454 milliseconds is the precise age at which her babies begin to bite. npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1j3v…qxec @npub10ze…mjrr @npub1s37…3ejn @npub1cdj…jev5 @npub1m2n…dn34 @npub12ny…jdrp @npub1et4…a68x @npub1tu7…knev @npub1xrm…dncv that would explain why he chases a single fighter plane all the way to the ocean batting his little paws at it npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1nkz…exns poison it npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1tj5…l33p the new internet performance art is heaping unwarranted praise and attention on an unsuspecting normie and crowdfunding him into absolute self-destruction, like the opposite of when you worship a god to increase its power npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1f8l…7frq i'm pretty sure that one user who kept posting his ballsack in random debates wasn't a minor but idk it's been awhile npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton sometimes a post just gives me a warm feeling https://media.roysbeer.place/media/88b4090f-7097-443e-966f-54401a07ae2c/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1ftq…90v8 @npub1zqm…j4kk @npub1fe4…dkl3 @npub1f64…5rsj they want their handouts npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1lah…jfnx @npub1ppz…8p88 i'm the federal agent whispering into an insane man's ear "go on, TAKE UP ARMS against a SEA of TROUBLES AND BY OPPOSING END THEM" npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1qq7…fedr @npub1448…3fr5 a daring evolution on an old classic https://media.roysbeer.place/media/4394a9c5-9cd7-4ed0-a067-1d8ce381f096/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1k8m…udtv @npub13v6…hy07 she protected her twitter, and based on that she also posts shit like picrel she exudes crazy from every pore https://media.roysbeer.place/media/1b635785-ceea-4e83-8e27-f7f4dcee563c/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1gw6…v892 @npub140a…snr9 trannies be like https://media.roysbeer.place/media/0ce068c2-08dd-4411-a2bf-ce157dbf8674/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub140a…snr9 what a fascinating instance https://media.roysbeer.place/media/3cc71094-c567-4d01-b06c-8904bd11d5e2/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/4704fe58-c475-4f78-99bc-087ef86c4e48/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/cf79e985-fa0d-4943-8687-bf457e586a72/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/703eaec1-3e4a-4f80-ae7a-b2edc1d6260a/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/1333f1ac-1a87-4e5a-ab11-792711cf69b5/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/eb4d034b-4f0f-4e25-8d40-d06ab757e61d/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/61ad2ac5-b95c-49e7-a4ec-13d335f4cde3/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/6df334d7-bbfc-47b6-9acd-eec8bc2a3b39/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/2df4cf71-edca-481d-8da8-6b83b7dfa4a8/image.png https://media.roysbeer.place/media/aea6a2d1-09e6-455f-ba12-256c485beabe/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1f8l…7frq @npub10jp…elmz @npub172u…2cl7 @npub1pfr…6222 @npub1s6c…eftm @npub1adt…yu96 LOL. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOL AT YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE PHRASE "YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN LMAO" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE MIRTH I FEEL FOR TRANNIES AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. LOL. LOL. npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1dph…t7jj https://media.roysbeer.place/media/2ef7c1bd-f2a6-4efe-9f9e-af55677d1d08/Making%20the%20World%20a%20Better%20Place%20%5Bk3D46lxmODY%5D.webm npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1f8l…7frq the shit about their employees having trouble getting work elsewhere because their job titles were things like "Happiness Engineer" was great too npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yqa…n4ev @npub162n…rdp4 so like American Gods except she doesn't just wander the countryside scamming people for a living? npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub128m…fzga apparently a dox-o-matic https://media.roysbeer.place/media/4bc836a3-4161-427f-b7c7-d49bb33d71cb/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1fev…w3la i've heard of nightmare HR situations where the phone conversation goes like HR lady: "Hey can you come in on Saturday?" Employee: "No I'm recovering from a spinal injury and unable to walk" HR lady: "But you have to come in on Saturday" Employee: "I was literally injured on the job and can barely move and a worker's comp claim is pending. I will be unable to work for weeks" HR lady: "Okay, can you come in on Sunday?" npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1ua0…yg90 looking it up, that dude was a personal friend of kojima and wrote one of the MGS books lol npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton anime discussing U.S. foreign policy https://media.roysbeer.place/media/56cca03a-a80a-4df5-a0e7-70b01f87242d/vlcsnap-2024-02-16-21h11m29s725.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton days since i was reminded that youtube pundits are brain poison: 0 npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1gyn…f7qg @npub1dsx…nhxs @npub1er2…flgx @npub1j5l…wxv4 i just recently heard people here arguing about exactly that with etna from disgaea npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub16h3…ergp the abrahamic doctrines that prescribe the stoning of whores arose after society had already evolved to the point that whore behavior rightfully attracted a vindictive mob of people eager to smash the whore's head in with rocks npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1zg9…ld37 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hVmn9FM7o oh come on you weren't doing this bit? npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1zg9…ld37 Farewell. npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub19fc…ay3c yes hello hi here's my introduction https://media.roysbeer.place/media/b15b541b-ca6e-45dc-9a53-6fd81319d9b3/docscranton.mp3 npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1wcf…equk killing what you eat is a good start to actually giving a shit about the meat npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1utk…yzsa @npub17dy…yf4p it's a very memeable format yuh and tbh i think that making unattractive girlboss characters is a symptom of being unattractive https://media.roysbeer.place/media/e4bb7ee1-a012-40a2-ab92-7c14d5ed9311/malefantasy.jpg https://media.roysbeer.place/media/0e37e94e-5b7e-4efc-9950-efd93c21042e/cured.jpg npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yj2…9q7s i not discussing further u too depressed npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yj2…9q7s he is spite npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yj2…9q7s ok :( i leab u wif quote re: feeling the old trump energy from 2016 returning “One feels, as with Napoleon, that he is fighting against destiny, that he can’t win, and yet that he somehow deserves to.” was george orwell in his review of mein kampf npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yj2…9q7s what coming npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yj2…9q7s do u hab a plan for fixing united stets if not then either learn to love how messed up it is or think about things that make u happy insted npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yj2…9q7s i like not giving up on things npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yj2…9q7s at this point what matters to me is spite, like if there's a chance for more of the same kind of autistic screeching we had before then that's the only motivation i need npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub1yj2…9q7s i mean if trump wins the nomination that answers whether i'm going to bother voting lol npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton lol there goes vivek ramawhatever npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub108p…yev6 @npub16jd…33sv @npub1784…cs92 hey now, he's quite the formidable opponent in internet discourse https://media.roysbeer.place/media/73d3857b-1839-4041-a3a4-b848a5707fa0/image.png npub13uwxh473ey92t85txy6n6fzvw2jcy77ekxlcn0dhs4acrytvznaqpfshsz Doc Scranton @npub108p…yev6 @npub16jd…33sv @npub1784…cs92 I'm going to shit on the pavement to prove that public spaces don't work