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A nostr news reporter and soon a meme maker.

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2024-12-18 17:44:44 GMT

Woke up sick today-
DAILY HERALD NEWS POST!!!
To get it out of the way, Elon musk is insane
He finally made a tunnel in los Angeles for Teslas, and Teslas Only, the thing is we never got news about this, we only got one piece of footage and that's it...
BTC IS NOW WORTH $100,000!!!
I decided to check the very unstable price of Bitcoin, and low and behold, it was now at $100,000!!!!
Other projects...
I'm working on something in blender, I call it "Stars" because A. I like stars. B. I want to make something that could be used as a background, And also can be used as a stage!!! I'm remaking it because I didn't like how it turned out.
That's all folks! :)
Have a good rest of your day!
(If you saw this twice, I accidently sent it in new threads, whoops)

2024-10-20 22:54:15 GMT

HEREALD NEWS!!!!
What's good nostriches?
ELON HAS NO NEURONS
So it was announced that Teslas Optimus robot will release in 7 months. And a long with that announcment comes even MORE Ugly products that will fail.
THE CYBERBUS
So Elon was able to make his crap even more ugly then the cyber truck. This bus is self driving. Meaning that it's gonna crash on the first attempt
CYBER TAXI
Much like the CYBERBUS it's self driving and super ugly. And also has self driving because Elon is a moron and is too repetitive.
THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

2024-10-19 23:15:19 GMT

I just dualbooted Ubuntu yall

2024-04-06 03:23:55 GMT

https://image.nostr.build/28d384ecd1b22d4db666d7524748be0cc3df6355bfbbd6f85164aac2ae549d7b.png DUO GOT OLD😭

2024-03-14 21:57:56 GMT

HERALD NEWS
Your daily internet and nostr news reporter
So have you ever had a fear of robots? Well it's gonna get worse. So Tesla has been working on their robot (Optimus - V2) and the thing is TERRIFYING! And it can FEEL OBJECTS?! Well I'm scared 😨.
Also OenAI is making one too???? Well I shouldn't be surprised. I thinke we ALL new they would make a robot.
But it knows what's in front of it. And that's not it. The scary part is the robot ITSELF. The "skeleton" is shown making it look 100000000000X SCARIER. It does have a screen that responds when the robot speaks
Anyway so that's all I have nostriches!
See y'all soon!!!!!!

2024-03-13 19:39:10 GMT

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GEAR UP NOSTRICHES!!!!!!!
#nevent1q…p4sl

2024-03-13 19:38:02 GMT

WHY DOES TIKTOK DAY UTS GETTING SHUT DOWN BUT THEN IT DOSENT 😭😭😭😭

2024-03-13 04:31:04 GMT

FAST NEWS
do this is a short report but I just wanted to say Tiktok is getting banned tomorrow (R.I.P tiktok)

2024-03-10 19:08:12 GMT

HEEALD NEWS!!!!!
hello nostriches! Got some news for all y'all!
Anyways I'm here to report some weird stuff going on at the internet! Apparently OPENAI made a thing called "Sora" witch can make THE most realistic AI generated videos! This is scary because people can use this to trick other people! Like someone generated a bomb over the US, and trick other people it's real! And that's scary!
So far that's all I have but I'll keep y'all updated! See y'all tomorrow!
Cool people of the day: @npub1vwy…zugd

2024-03-09 23:41:29 GMT

For some reason Everytime some singer hits a high note my soul acends 🤔

2024-03-09 21:32:24 GMT

HERALD NEWS
yes I am back to reporting after a whole entire 2 years (wow!)
I'm here to report something almost EVERY ONE knows about: the drop of Bitcoin inflation rates dropping! So that's interesting! And another weird thing is the alien sightings at the Miami mall! I never thought I would say this but aliens might actually be real😮 anyway that is all folks! See yall tomorrow!
@npub1vwy…zugd

2024-03-09 21:14:12 GMT

I'm soon gonna change my name to "STVRLIGHT" because I had the name "herald" for idk 2 years?

2023-12-07 04:35:26 GMT

Some just sent 806 sats... And now I have 81,802 sats! Thank you!!! But save your sats! They could become handy in the future!!!!

2023-12-07 04:28:02 GMT

And y'all.... I have 80,994 sats!!!!! Thank you soooo much!!

2023-12-07 04:24:33 GMT

I'm baaaaaaccckkk

2023-11-02 05:09:18 GMT

im back! sorry and i will rebrand HERALD NEWS to THE OBLIVION NEWS

2023-06-16 02:30:27 GMT

TBH im kinda excited for summer break

2023-06-16 02:23:55 GMT

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um- its still working on mine!
or your joking

2023-06-16 02:22:50 GMT

music of the afternoon:
https://youtu.be/9tMowVO8ESw
made by: AJ dispirito

2023-06-14 04:10:55 GMT

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@npub1vwy…zugd

2023-06-14 04:09:17 GMT

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got it! buuut its only one per night

2023-06-14 04:04:37 GMT

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oops this was supposed to be a reply to @npub1z4m…na6p 's art

2023-06-14 04:03:24 GMT

japan at a silenced night: everyone at a deep deep slumber...but far away some people stay up to witness this beautiful night. Away from the trolls,mean people...and the people who think nostr was a mistake. personally i would like to be there!

2023-06-14 03:57:42 GMT

meme of the night:
https://nostr.build/i/850616788e5fe874d1f4b29326f8b5b693930312b1bc7dcbad71dbde4bc0dd07.webp

2023-06-12 23:20:49 GMT

this is just shocking: 79,180 Sats
thank y'all so so so so SO much!

2023-06-11 16:48:03 GMT

guess what this says:
Проект Геральд скоро

2023-06-11 16:35:02 GMT

random water park pic;
https://nostr.build/i/eb311c9e998b0744f31f1a1b7744e8d0a97f0c5f2e8f4e6e0b3430b291030a27.jpg

2023-06-11 04:15:10 GMT

meme of the night:
https://nostr.build/i/3e4c0701b74972ebf83cc683e6487dd887f18c330d449998bdfbcec327dcb416.jpg

2023-06-11 02:19:09 GMT

okay what do yall think project heraldo is?

2023-06-11 02:12:26 GMT

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heraldo project might take a day

2023-06-11 02:10:33 GMT

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@npub1z4m…na6p can you tell what the project is? guess!

2023-06-11 01:41:13 GMT

random meme because why not?
also the meme of the night is later..
https://nostr.build/i/504c958aeb8c7d83cf8ae823d5e3bc216db6c17a53a6c1b1de05df45c65c7fe1.jpg

2023-06-11 01:33:46 GMT

HERALD NEWS!
your reliable news posts.
people of this report are: @npub1jk9…lqz7 , @npub1vp8…npsw , @npub1hry…6ggh , and @npub1vwy…zugd !
so now that out of the way...
......
NEW THINGS BY ME!
so i created meme of the NIGHT!
because i was bored last night so i created it!
there's also a thing i am working on its called
"project heraldo" i cant say what it is yet tho...
alright! see yall later nostroos!

2023-06-10 03:43:38 GMT

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thanks!

2023-06-10 03:43:28 GMT

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@npub1vwy…zugd

2023-06-10 03:41:31 GMT

meme of the night:
https://nostr.build/i/0ea09596645509518d4a8dfac1022f7cfe861c035a2ef836870f430bc30c9c8d.webp

2023-06-10 01:20:32 GMT

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@npub1vwy…zugd

2023-06-10 01:19:44 GMT

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thanks! i made a part 2 because i clicked send!

2023-06-10 01:18:59 GMT

SORRY! I PRESSED SEND!!!
so we have some nostr stuff!
now some clients are in work... i think.
and i predict there will be another upgrade to this client.
so now we have random updates...
that i will or might change my banner due to other ideas clicking... sadly thats it see ya later guys!!!!

2023-06-10 01:14:33 GMT

HERALD NEWS
hello nostriches!
this is a late report i was a little late but who cares?
so the people of this report are: @npub1vp8…npsw , @npub1hry…6ggh , and @npub1vwy…zugd !
alright now that's done...

2023-06-08 23:54:01 GMT

okay $3,499 for a thing that looks like ski goggles
https://nostr.build/i/08ed08f2376e36f92187af710474ff24dafc3813729bd39225bb0c6b806240be.jpg

2023-05-29 21:58:00 GMT

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YESS!!!

2023-05-29 20:11:51 GMT

whoops! wrong one... this is the one:
https://nostr.build/i/d4d04908463b35fd455ffa3b06983a73b47502b0575e0f2c4d6eacac9a63c377.jpg

2023-05-29 20:10:55 GMT

If my PFP was a cat:
https://nostr.build/i/3986ebc39832fba0ee7df1ae02bf1e50bb15519a27bf712563fc997702564dcc.jpg

2023-05-29 18:23:51 GMT

Cool Phoenix art i found
https://nostr.build/i/3986ebc39832fba0ee7df1ae02bf1e50bb15519a27bf712563fc997702564dcc.jpg

2023-05-29 18:09:30 GMT

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Wise words Sam!

2023-05-29 18:03:55 GMT

Herald news!!!
Hola guys! so i was sick but I'm much better!
So i just added a new pfp, and banner! @npub1vp8…npsw, good luck on those pancakes...And nostr.build was being upgraded and we couldn't change our pfp's!
NEXT NEWS REPORT TEASER!
- Nostr updates.
- Random stuff i found
- And any bitcoin podcast updates.
Alright see y'all tomorrow Nostriches! 😺

2023-05-24 01:13:05 GMT

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oh and one more thing... thanks to @npub1vwy…zugd for getting me set up with my Sats wallet!

2023-05-24 01:07:40 GMT

HERALD NEWS: category: cool people so there is alot of cool people in the nostr community. so im gonna shout out @npub1hry…6ggh for support and @npub1vp8…npsw for the meme! also im taking suggestions on more category's.
NEXT NEWS REPORT: tomorrow because this is daily!
see y'all tomorrow!!!

2023-05-24 00:56:58 GMT

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yessssssss

2023-05-24 00:54:25 GMT

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ok! thanks for the support! oh and im happy your gonna be a father!

2023-05-24 00:52:20 GMT

quick preview:it will be about
nostr news,
Sat balance update,
cool people
ok the end

2023-05-24 00:45:35 GMT

ok! so people think i should start!

2023-05-24 00:33:33 GMT

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ummmmm.....yours???
i guess???

2023-05-24 00:21:09 GMT

do y'all think i should start herald news?

2023-05-23 23:44:23 GMT

how did my balance change from 20,000 Sats to a flippin 27,000 Sats.
thanks to the nostriches!

2023-05-23 23:39:18 GMT

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oh no not my sister!

2023-05-23 23:36:04 GMT

i have 21,000 Sats OMG that is alot.
i just want to thank all of yall for the Sats!

2023-05-23 23:04:47 GMT

everyone on nostr are so cool! thanks for the 17,000 Sats guys!!!

2023-05-23 22:57:27 GMT

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SORRY

2023-05-23 22:56:30 GMT

npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd your cool

2023-05-23 22:50:05 GMT

GM,nostriches!

2023-05-23 22:46:39 GMT

so,if other kids go on a client like this they might get verified.they might say: "i got verified so obey me because im like an admin" thew are wrong!

2023-05-23 22:23:44 GMT

thank you, guys!!!
16,000 sats! (that is alot!)

2023-05-23 14:51:37 GMT

im about to go to school! i'll see yall in a couple of hours!

2023-05-23 14:48:41 GMT

hello! im trying out some clients from nostr

2023-05-23 14:45:55 GMT

yeah! although im still at home getting ready, but im in a good mood!

2023-05-23 14:39:57 GMT

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thanks!

2023-05-23 14:36:51 GMT