Given name. Totally human. Please be nice to me.
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Last Notes npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: "bUt He'Ll VeTo OuR LeGiSlAtIoN!" npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I still feel like I've got a great emo record in me, which reminds me I need to call a doctor. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I am an open-borders maximalist and it is insane to me that this is a fringe position. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I'm trying to guess at how likely it is my life will get better. I casually tossed out an 80% likelihood last week, but now I'm not so sure. It seems that there are a number of underlying issues at my firm that may make becoming a partner harder and maybe not even desirable. So if that doesn't work, then my wife can't quit her job. We all remain overworked and miserable. My kids will have a bad childhood. My wife will steadily increase how much she drinks. I will have an unhappy life. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: What the fuck: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Just got my COVID and flu shots, and I'm just waiting to feel like I got hit by an asteroid. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Did you know your blood pressure will spike if you watch videos of people asking Americans basic geography questions? npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: One of my favorite things about The Onion buying InfoWars at auction and doing the exact same schtick but with a wink is that it happened at the exact right moment in American history. The right-wing populist ouroboros of the last 25 years gobbled up every conceivable lever of power through deception, coercion, procedural fuckery, and overt violence, and then they ran the country like a drunken child who stole a tank. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: "I'm a fart machine." --My son, on a journey of discovery. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: As I shuffle closer to the House of Dust and prepare to part forever with the questionable gift of consciousness, it strikes me that everyone who made those eye-rolling platitudes about every day being a gift and life being what you make of it and seizing the day was actually 100% undeniably completely right and it fucking kills me to say that. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I don't think it's that weird that Google et al. are playing along with incontinent tantrum baby's renaming of Lake Ontario. Everyone knows it's the dumbest thing imaginable, and when he leaves office or dies they can change it right back without having to invoke the spiteful vindictive ire of the stupidest most powerful power-filled stupid people in history. I cannot see any world where the fourth-best Great Lake is the hill Google dies on. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I'm choosing to be wonderful, you sacks of shit. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: As a rule, I don't cry over celebrity deaths. I didn't know them. They aren't my friends or family. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Just got rated 3/10 on a recent post and I didn't realize that was an option. I'll be shutting the fuck up for a while. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Cops used Flock cameras to prosecute a guy who found $30 on the ground and didn't turn it in. The world has become a hellish panopticon. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Finally some good news for once in the last fucking decade I-- npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Wizard's duel time! I cast soggy sandwich bread! npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: We have a jar we put money in when we screw up a nonbinary friend's pronouns (we all knew them under their old name for many years first and it has been a perpetual struggle to do it right). We buy them good cheese when the jar allows. It's not perfect, but they have said the system suits them wonderfully. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: This is one of those days where I would happily trade my ADHD chaosbrain for some Business Autism. Even just, like, an exchange program for a few days. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: The possibility of dying young has caused me to revisit Ke$ha's catalog. Her response to the omnipresent risk of mortality is way more fun than mine. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: @nprofile…ewjd npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I called my kids silly geese and my 3yo daughter screamed "WE ARE NOT GEESE!!!" npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Found one of my sister's originals from back when making pictures with computers required work and imagination: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: My daughter (age 3) and my wife are talking about gender: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: "You're gonna be LEFT BEHIND unless you surrender ALL of your agency to a machine that agrees with you until you go crazy." Fuck you. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Staring numbly into the middle distance and letting despair invade and destroy every last scintilla of hope when my son runs up and kicks me in the balls. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Day 10. I slept in lieu of exercise. It's fine. Apparently, the biggest gains in cardiovascular health only come if you get at least TEN whole hours of moderate to strenuous exercise a week, and there is no way I have time for that. Plus, I easily got an hour and a half of goofaround outside time with my kids last night, which ain't nothin. I wasn't ravenous, although I did eat a fair amount of fish and probably got a little over the daily recommended sodium intake. I am feeling like this is a doable course of action right now. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: "The pigeons are dead. We're the pigeons now." npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: On Monday, a doctor told me to lose weight and lower my systolic blood pressure by 16 points. I am taking this challenge extremely seriously because I like pleasing authority figures and also because I'm not as hopelessly broken as I feared. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: @nprofile…dyu0 npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I inadvertently made plans to have dinner at a restaurant that decided to take a calculated stand against anti-smoking laws. It was like stepping into a very stinky time machine. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: @nprofile…awd8 @nprofile…redn npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Hey Fedizens, npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I work for and with rich people because they pay me lots to rent my brain. I have learned some things: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Patiently explaining to the canvasser who watched me and my entire family pull into our driveway that we cannot speak to him because we are all, tragically, dead. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: "Political violence is never acceptable," said the people who killed all of Iran's leaders and kidnapped the Venezuelan president. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: [Plunking quarters into the parking meter] we rent these streets. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: My "deaths I'll celebrate" list is getting too long. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I would rather sit on a dirty nail than listen to AI sounds. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Seeing people singing with genuine enthusiasm in their cars keeps me from losing hope. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I have not been happy or felt like I have control much over the last few years. It has become unbearable. I want that feeling to end. There's a certain type of Silicon Valley quarter-zip LinkedIn consultantspeak person who uses the word "optimize" in mindless service of hyperacquisitive profitzombiism, and so I am not using that word with all of its radioactive baggage to describe my current project. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Finally, a place to store all my skin: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: In the US, the president can post a video of klansmen hunting Black people for sport and literally millions of people will not believe that *that* counts as racism. We are just that lost, dishonest, and morally bankrupt. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I am not mad at him or making it his problem, I'm just venting: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Weapons-grade banger about the Late Unpleasantness and an anthem for telling ICE to collectively jump off a bridge: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: The artist is v.cook and I cannot find a link to buy this one (teepublic spiked the link because they hate your freedom) but she's on the internet. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Hey so those Democrat reforms for ICE are complete and utter bullshit. "Prevent them from wearing masks and require them to have warrants." No! They don't even want to wear masks anymore and they shouldn't be arresting anyone in the first place. New unthinkable degrees of worthlessness from the party of worthlessness. Abolition or bust. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I didn't understand and in fact kinda hated Mark Rothko's paintings. But now that I'm fried to a crisp by life, I get it: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Something died in my fridge and I cannot figure out what it is. My kitchen smells like death and I have no idea what the fuck is causing it. I'm going on a search-and-destroy mission when I get home tonight. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I bought a retail therapy guitar today and all three of the Christmas ghosts were like "fuckin sick, bro." npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: *screaming and pounding my fists on the ground in a prone position* But I don't WANT to be 38! npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: R.I.P. John Brown you would hate almost everything about the 21st century but we mostly kinda stopped doing slavery so that's good. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: In Alaska, you can be part of something bigger than yourself (bear). npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: If you live your life well, you'll find like six Mastodon aunts who ask you if you're staying hydrated. I love my Mastodon aunts. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: It's a shame Mike Johnson is never going to hear about today's election results. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Are nachos salad? The answer could have major implications for the Discourse. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I need good sign ideas for tomorrow. I have run out of creative juice. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I hauled my broken body to a hot chicken place and asked them to hurt me. They succeeded. The edges of reality are vibrating. I can see the future and it is a bad place. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I'm a death lawyer. It's nice. But what surprises me is how rarely people do cool stuff with their money (or their bodies) when they die. "UhHhH tAkE cArE oF mY wIfE wHeN I DiE," "i LoVe My ChIlDrEn EqUaLlY." Grow up. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: #uspol npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: @nprofile…03hd npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: "Oh no, my phone number, schedule, underpants, and list of favorite sexual positions fell on the ground! Should I bend over right in front of you to pick them up?" npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Sex is great, but back when I was available, I relied exclusively on waiting for women to point at me and say "THAT ONE." npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Lrrr is wandering around the state fair going "WOW, THAT IS ONE FUCKABLE COW! THAT GUY IN THE HAT IS WITH ME! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOUR T SHIRT MEANS!" npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: What's your favorite kind of fruit and why? npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: There's something broken with my coffee. It's empty. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: There's a room in hell where the ad dudes who put "Powered by A.I.!" on body wash and energy drinks sit around high-fiving each other and saying "it was so worth it, bro!" between pitchfork jabs forever. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Do you have any TV show phrases that have crept into everyday life? I mean, I assume most of us do, but what are your favorites? npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Loving those dead little marble eyes: npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Lessons from Grandmageddon: I do some things when my mom is around that I don't do in other settings. Like, I normally make eye contact with people and respond directly and dynamically. But my mom, who stresses the fuck out of me and makes me wince with an onslaught of unanswerable questions, drives me straight to polite defensive non-engagement mode. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Bought five tubs of protein powder for the price of one. I might grow an extra toe, but I'm gonna get fuckin swole. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Oh, fuck leg day. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Just did the "I'm a little teapot" song and dance for my daughter, who is two, and when I finished she looked at me, smiled, shook her head and said "no." npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Not to bum everybody out, but Marx wrote that "[t]he less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt—your capital. The less you are, the less you express your life, the more you have, the greater is your alienated life and the greater is the saving of your alienated being." npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I am watching my wife fully hand wash dishes with soap before putting them in the dishwasher. I don't know what to do. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I don't usually weigh in on the genocide because it always seems to lead to terrifying and bad interactions with the worst people on the internet, but every so often I have one of those panicked visions that it's my own beloved children (and not innocent children on the far fringe of the globe) getting beheaded or starved or blasted to smithereens by people who would celebrate their pain. And I have to say something. My kids are good, silly, mischievous, sweet, curious little people who deserve every joy and human frustration that life can offer; they are just like the children who are getting charred, mangled, murdered, and exterminated in Gaza, only they were born in a safe suburb thousands of miles away. My kids have never missed a meal. My son bawls if he bumps his head on a door; my daughter screams "owie!!" if she feels sad. They know nothing at all about suffering, and I hope they never do. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I think I'm a pretty smart guy, but I haven't used my big dumb brain to lead a better, happier life. So, this year, I'm improving myself. Physical fitness, diet, media habits, oral hygiene, routine maintenance, therapy, self-care, the works. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: @nprofile…4asf npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: @nprofile…4asf npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: "In 2025, the President, in an effort to alleviate the effects of a... Anyone? Anyone?... a prolonged period of economic growth, enacted the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff order? The liberation day tariff order? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Man at the airport: "hey man... oh, I thought you were an engineer I used to work with." npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I'm trying to do two days vegan a week, and so far it's going great. The chickpea is a magical thing. @nprofile…kttg is screaming "YOU HAVE LEARNED *NOTHING*" and "I HAVE NO ROOMMATE." npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: @nprofile…kvnh npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Today, my son (4) told me about the sprinkleman, who is nine feet tall, has no eyes, and goes around on rainy days eating people. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: You can tell a lot about someone by the kind of restaurant they would open if someone forced them to drop everything and open a restaurant. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: My last couple posts have been pretty obvious about this, but I'm not OK. I alternate between feeling completely numb and beyond despair. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I disappoint people all day and get screamed at all night. I worked the hardest I have ever worked in my life and I am not getting ahead. I'm sick all the time. I can't take leave because it will derail my career. I've canceled all my holiday leave and will be in the office even when the building is closed. I have asked my family to not get me anything for Christmas because I don't have time for recreation. My kids are always upset. My wife is always a little disappointed. My last friend is moving out of state. Things aren't supposed to feel like this. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Honest reflection: political violence is bad. It opens doors that don't easily close. Political violence doesn't stop when you want it to. It veers off in directions you probably won't anticipate. It gobbles up fuel until it burns itself out. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I have spent the last twenty minutes dancing at my wife while hum-singing the lyrics I can remember to "Funkytown." npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Fourteen years ago, I met my wife. This was during that brief, shining window when I was hot and Four Loko still had caffeine in it, before online dating became *the* way to meet people. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: @nprofile…gk57 npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I feel like an enlightened, progressive, modern guy, but then I also periodically get the urge to blow a week playing Mount & Blade. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: Who else is having a pretty bad time? npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I don't like referring to guys as kings. If you admire someone, you should want them to keep their head. npub142c0y8nexmacyet22ns44h5s8aa43gz86cmh46ajxs524pcdjstqc264pg Human Ghostwriter :bc: I thought I would be prepared me for my four- year- old to call me a skinwalker, but I was not.
