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I won't say a hero. 'Cause what's a hero. But sometimes there's a...

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Pronouns: He/They/Y'all
Faith: Buddhist, but not in an "I'm training for a marathon" way

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2024-09-03 16:57:12

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I don't understand how anyone could keep using what is clearly malware and has been malware for years.

2024-09-03 16:55:32

Did I share with some Facebook users the link about Facebook partners accessing your phone's microphone without you knowing?
Yes.
Are they going to stop using Facebook?
LOL.

2024-08-18 16:33:22

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it appears to be some new kind of fluid

2024-08-17 04:50:03

This is so goofy and impractical and I want it.
https://sb-0zfmbqf4l5.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/112/975/085/523/943/477/original/0bf6d836ed64f134.png

2024-08-15 03:47:55

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This is a very polite and self-deprecating way to say "sorry I look so good," are you from Missouri

2024-08-10 02:44:25

I haven't read or seen any Jack Reacher stuff, so I may be way off base here. But his whole thing appears to be "he's real big and intimidating and that's why he's the hero," which seems like the grown man version of "his swords have guns in the handles"

2024-08-10 02:32:43

Today I told my daughter that she should get her nose pierced in front of my mom just to watch mom have a complete meltdown.
I mean. My daughter would also look cute as hell with a nose ring. But torturing my sainted mother was the main goal.

2024-06-13 16:14:53

Email: "Hey, we noticed you were in our store looking at stuff and didn't check out"
Hey, I noticed you do a lot of creepy tracking shit you shouldn't be doing and seem to think that following window shoppers home and yelling WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY at their house is somehow a good business model

2024-06-01 18:49:53

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when I read that, my brain somehow gave "hotbox" the definition for "Dutch oven" for about five seconds, and that drastically changed that sentence but it still somehow works

2024-04-20 02:51:48

Walton Goggins is one of the best character actors in the game. He can be menacing and terrifying, and he can be Daffy Duck. When I saw they'd cast him for Fallout, I figured they did it because he's good at going way over the top.
He proved me wrong. They cast him because he's one of the best character actors in the game.
What a fantastic performance. And, weirdly, the closest thing to a leading man role he's ever had, despite it being a mutated bounty hunter who's missing a nose.