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2026-01-24 02:18:00 GMT

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@nprofile…pfuj @nprofile…4pdu so basically like how (virtually) all humans have some capacity to learn and produce language, but no one has ever uttered a sentence that was entirely formed from nothing but a priori hard-wiring in their brains...
wondering what happens with an orb weaver... they definitely need to work stuff out given the huge variety of arrangements they need to deal with, and the end result of the orb pattern has to be consistent, but what goes on in what they subjectively want to do/react to that results in that pattern? it's definitely not a top-down blueprint for an abstract orb web surely......

2026-01-24 01:37:12 GMT

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@nprofile…pfuj as someone who doesn't even believe that nature exists but is convinced there's got to be *some* stuff that's hardwired, thank you for that "almost"

2026-01-23 00:43:32 GMT

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@nprofile…rkgj not since the plague -_-;

2026-01-23 00:38:17 GMT

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@nprofile…rkgj oh definitely
nearly all my practice was either indoors or at night and seeing a sword in sunlight was always so bizarre and disorienting 💀

2026-01-23 00:30:11 GMT

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@nprofile…rkgj how common even *was* the sort of grass cover we typically see today in medieval europe anyway...

2026-01-22 23:33:30 GMT

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@nprofile…3zdf @nprofile…rkgj reading the second amendment in a way that implies that women carrying weapon-optimized hat pins is mandatory

2026-01-22 23:30:11 GMT

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@nprofile…rkgj the shit this kind of ad would've inspired no wonder these things are banned in my country

2026-01-22 23:22:09 GMT

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@nprofile…pfuj might've been earlier than that, given how old the post was... https://riotouseaterof...

2026-01-22 23:01:26 GMT

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@nprofile…pfuj it's tumblr's fucked up auto-moderation i think
(similar nonsense happens with bluesky though bluesky is even worse in my experience)
not much has improved since a drawing of a tree i posted in 2018 got flagged

2026-01-22 22:22:48 GMT

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@nprofile…3zdf "is 2 people a serial killer" is like one of those questions designed to stump a philosophy 101 class

2026-01-22 01:10:48 GMT

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@nprofile…3zdf @nprofile…rkgj the spray paint makes think we should bring back van wizards

2026-01-22 00:50:05 GMT

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@nprofile…rkgj TIL they make cases in colours other than black these days

2026-01-19 23:56:19 GMT

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@nprofile…3zdf "normies only know 3 types of feldspar" but it's about knowing when to cw gore

2026-01-07 21:07:01 GMT

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@nprofile…rkgj
> weapons for lower status soldiers
> on a horse

2025-12-24 02:45:44 GMT

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@nprofile…tj3s ...what is going on between her mouth and the apple

2025-12-11 23:13:17 GMT

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@nprofile…f6jq @nprofile…cpuy and also it turns out when a huge part of the population is infected with some mind-rotting thing that makes them completely lose all basic human decency... it turns out it starts at the top of our society and they keep on going while in full control over our economy and government

2025-12-11 20:06:43 GMT

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@nprofile…7gzz @nprofile…tj3s could be a video compression artifact... there's nothing inherently implausible about this setup and nothing else on their channel seems AI
then again, the original upload on tiktok also has the car roof thing though https://www.tiktok.com...
and they mention the tornado sounds are dubbed, so it could be a ~shop~ AI or otherwise

2025-12-10 01:44:37 GMT

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@nprofile…tu4y @nprofile…e4ry isn't that just pinning?

2025-12-04 00:50:13 GMT

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@nprofile…ldfd @nprofile…e4ry i always wonder if teaching kids this stuff was easier back when kids were more likely to be regularly engaged in outdoor activities or maintaining their car (or watching older siblings/parents deal with theirs) and whatnot... just that bit of background noise to inform their common sense about stuff going up corresponding to other stuff (or the same stuff in the future) going down

2025-12-04 00:44:34 GMT

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@nprofile…e4ry until i got to the word "kids" i thought you were complaining about some medical issue 💀

2025-12-03 22:00:44 GMT

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@nprofile…rpra i can kinda see it until we get to "pro-monarchical" but i guess that depends on who they think should be king

2025-11-19 01:22:46 GMT

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@nprofile…c76x podcho libre

2025-11-19 01:10:39 GMT

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@nprofile…c76x probably because "fairphone" isn't a software that can jailbreak and fossify a phone
could have been confusing

2025-11-18 03:47:19 GMT

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@nprofile…ggqr it's grok so it's just slop but what the hell was this slop *trained* on

2025-11-17 22:36:23 GMT

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@nprofile…ggqr @nprofile…xtm2 "privilege in knowhow" is one step removed from stuff like "female emotional labour privilege" or "POC racial power balance awareness privilege" lol

2025-11-17 21:49:59 GMT

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@nprofile…ggqr @nprofile…xtm2
> "privileged hobbyists" when hosting for themselves and maybe a circle of friends all within my coffee budget
this is the kind of thinking that gets people making up policies to make SNAP recipients eat nutraloaf

2025-11-15 00:50:53 GMT

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@nprofile…8pcp @nprofile…e4ry yeah it looked pretty cool out of context

2025-11-11 23:00:07 GMT

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@nprofile…ggqr
> "martyr"
> reference to kissinger
imagine my disappointment when i clicked and saw that she was alive

2025-11-05 21:28:20 GMT

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@nprofile…ggqr "with my brains intact" he just piles on the lies

2025-10-28 20:49:21 GMT

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@nprofile…ggqr boosting in wilful blindness to any immediate ongoing context, evergreen emoji react related

2025-10-28 02:21:00 GMT

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@nprofile…e4ry i suppose it wouldn't really do much for lifting without training the neck and legs...
(just to be clear i thought we'd moved on to talking about ants)

2025-10-28 02:19:09 GMT

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@nprofile…e4ry i'd imagine strength training can still be a thing regardless of appearance

2025-10-27 21:56:10 GMT

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@nprofile…re0d saving the lives ouf countless rats

2025-10-23 00:40:26 GMT

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@nprofile…e4ry oof, this brings up the possibility that the artist erred even harder than initially thought and actually used termites as ref

2025-10-17 21:51:22 GMT

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@nprofile…e4ry i suspect each chain represents one prior earnest attempt

2025-10-11 17:27:11 GMT

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@nprofile…0xm0 @nprofile…args @nprofile…2fk7 bringing this attempt back https://kill-corporati...

2025-10-04 01:01:13 GMT

Two girls were shitting into one cup.
The first girl said to the other, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat half of this cup of shit." The second one agrees and eats it. The first girl pays her her $20,000.
Then the second girl says, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat the rest of the shit." The first one says okay, and eats the shit. The second girl pays her the $20,000.
They resume whatever they were doing before. (I dunno I never actually watched the video.)
After a while, the second girl says, "You know, I don't feel very good. We both have the same amount of money as when we started. The only difference is we've both eaten shit."
The first girl says: "Ah, but you're ignoring the fact that we've engaged in $40,000 worth of trade!"
#nevent1q…6dk3

2025-09-09 19:25:40 GMT

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@nprofile…args TIL

2025-09-05 03:18:31 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n it will be advertised as a revolution in efficiency!
A Fresh Start For Every Commute™

2025-09-05 02:41:26 GMT

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@nprofile…luus @nprofile…pl7n irrelevantly, this conversation is on my feed immediately above this post https://wandering.shop...

2025-09-03 22:42:07 GMT

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@nprofile…args this sounds fun, how do i trick them into polling some random canadian

2025-09-03 21:28:10 GMT

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@nprofile…args @nprofile…f0fj i'm slowly rotating this in my head and it feels oddly normal and elegant a solution
the hybrids are sterile
workers should be sterile
therefore, use hybrids to make workers

2025-08-21 03:04:04 GMT

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@nprofile…7h5n @nprofile…z3c3 as a canadian i've hear of it (through specifically looking up things about standard paper sizes) but never seen it irl

2025-07-30 22:11:39 GMT

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@nprofile…775a @nprofile…ec7x the guy who killed Abe was also motivated by a personal grievance and he still made a huge difference to help his country anyway

2025-07-29 23:05:38 GMT

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@nprofile…rkrg @nprofile…args
microsoft is also going anti-woke, you should use their products too

2025-07-26 02:56:39 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n i mostly see people shooting watermelons

2025-07-26 01:06:40 GMT

unfortunately i gave away my old phone after deleting all my stuff from it so i can't add my screenshot of telling the federal tory spammer to kys
#nevent1q…np22

2025-07-24 22:26:31 GMT

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@nprofile…ec7x @nprofile…775a that many right ways? doubt

2025-07-24 22:10:52 GMT

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@nprofile…775a @nprofile…ec7x it's a line of work where more people plagiarizing you = more people doing it your way (i.e., the right way), so...

2025-07-24 04:26:42 GMT

https://www.cramer.sen...

2025-07-19 01:52:09 GMT

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@nprofile…args i don't think anyone in media can do hard numbers at all anymore
like "long division is triggering" level of anticognition

2025-07-16 23:17:06 GMT

ok but :neoChud: imagine all the nothing that would happen if the list really were released and a huge bunch of VIPs were actually on it

2025-07-14 00:19:37 GMT

.pngas

2025-07-04 20:08:01 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n it is no holiday, a profaneday, a sacrilegeday

2025-07-04 02:28:41 GMT

one thing no one remembers to tell you about freeing yourself from smartphones: the glorious amount of extra pocket space you used to enjoy in your youth that you thought was lost forever

2025-07-01 22:17:37 GMT

this may be the beginning of a new age of smartphone-free life
this age may last about 2-3 business days

2025-06-29 04:55:04 GMT

still reading k8s as "kill eight self"

2025-06-21 20:02:41 GMT

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@nprofile…args crunchy and cool
like that little bit of rind that forms on ice cream sometimes

2025-06-21 18:38:06 GMT

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@nprofile…gx4l
:fernRead0:
> ....twink......milf....
:fernRead:

2025-06-19 23:40:34 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n i was about to reply "immediately next to this post on my tl is this one: https://whinge.town/ob...;
and then noticed you were the one who had boosted it there

2025-06-14 05:08:10 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n @nprofile…cvu9 my first instinct is to doubt this, that human evil will manifest itself in some other way that also happens to perfectly synergize the nexus of lying, misleading, controlling, spying, evil counsel, appealing to the worst parts of a person and externalizing the cost of highly damaging rent-seeking behaviour
but i can't imagine such an alternative coherently enough to make that rebuttal

2025-06-14 04:28:57 GMT

@nprofile…cvu9
> nothing is inherently evil, evil is by definition only that which is combined with the wrong things
> for the past 500 years we've demanded more "innovation" above all else
> everything useful that's infrastructurally within our reach has been invented
> the only thing left is to recombine existing things in patterns that nobody else seems to be doing and sell that as an innovation
> create civilization with an elite that is effectively dedicated to making everything as bad as possible
:shockachu:
#nevent1q…ajyn

2025-06-13 00:40:45 GMT

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@nprofile…zdkt the teacher who always made that dumb "i don't know *can* you go to the bathroom?" joke tried to warn us

2025-06-12 20:47:26 GMT

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@nprofile…pl7n @nprofile…v4cz i actually scrolled past this until i saw some of the replies on my tl >.>

2025-06-10 20:03:00 GMT

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@nprofile…luus Talhof—:ohno:

2025-05-27 00:35:34 GMT

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@nprofile…args i misread "fossil *exposed* by flood" as "fossil *caused* by flood" and was immediately, literally Triggered 💀

2025-05-26 22:23:31 GMT

@nprofile…j6rx lock up one random poor person in your creepygross rape dungeon of horrors and you're a monstrous serial killer, but lock up untold thousands and you're Keeping Our Streets Safe
#nevent1q…5556

2025-04-16 01:23:59 GMT

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@nprofile…args
"ant." - greeting, recognition by the ant in me of the ant in you
"ant! ant!" - alert before friendly fire
"ant!" - rival raiding party approaching
"ant" - need backup
"ant" - existential questioning

2025-04-15 00:02:57 GMT

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@nprofile…vzuc @nprofile…jsfw ...which, per my other reply https://kill-corporati..., i guess thematically is *definitely* sonicwards...

2025-04-15 00:02:24 GMT

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@nprofile…vzuc @nprofile…jsfw my ideal quake game would be, like, a synthesis of the two
the enemy being this horrible viral demonic memetic quasi-overmind that takes over worlds and enslaves all sentient life with these forced cybernetic implants
and everything is this rusty metal gothic horror full of uncanny valley people and aliens refitted to terrifying machines

2025-04-12 01:58:34 GMT

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@nprofile…ltwp this could be us but u plane