aloha I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars. Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore. 🔰 Student poster: Please be patient washed by waves: cooled by breezes Pronouns: he/him Ugga: Mugga
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