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Last Notes npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) you only need 2-3h of sleep npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…t4tm plot by big sugar to sell more sugar (but like for real npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) new blog post: why I never talk about the unix philosophy (it means nothing) npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…t4tm oh shit for real? Ok I’m doing it then npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…t4tm so where do I buy the name tag then npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) I will never take adhd meds because they'd require me to give up caffeine npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…t3h7 it's true every day I choose to wake up npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…tsag what about cases where it isn't? npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…t3h7 leaf decoration on the leaf water container for the leaf water (which one? npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) this is the last day you can post this so don't forget to post it npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) I realized that lately my isolation/bother/barrier brainworms have been getting the better of me again npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) I guess you could say I haven’t showered since last year npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws I like yellow better npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws what does a feminized compiler look like? npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…2n2m “none of them can tell 40% of the OS is vibe coded now” — Microsoft ceo npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws as someone that's been frenchified; stay ignorant, stay safe, for the worm… the worm feeds npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws actually they called it "bna confiture" —helene npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…k5zk you really thought the US was ffxv huh npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) x86 is traditional chinese npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) christmas npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) there needs to be a group chat of people that have left fedi, and a group chat of people that haven't. and they should be in a competition —helene npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) sometimes you gotta let the crémant d'alsace talk npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws i also understand why people prefer vice city —helene npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…pvqa so all of them?? npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws how do you get pics of audio npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) my wife just said "I love my big tits wife" npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws they actually made it we have it because we're on lidl+ npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws sorry i only care for lidl wrapped —helene npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws yeah but have you listened to his diss track? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43AsQu2YSRA —helene npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…pvqa this is how I know you picked autism npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) choose your poison: npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) mahjong is too hard of a game for me tbh npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…k5zk the milk npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…k5zk ok do it npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…wgc9 christmas, just a week away npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws dark and twisted… like the depths of the aldi box… npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws how could you do this npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws ALDI BOX? Traitor to the Lidl Caliphate npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/f0c8107d8d2df3e8068ae0bfca76402225f09b1ed32bd745d6a89f5444ea415f.png npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) I’m a spezi girl in a spezi world npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws yup! An HL-2400DWE npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) can't believe we got a printer and it Just Works npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws great movie npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) if Sam Altman had a fedi account his would be Scam Fraudman npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) Turns out the Peugeot 1007 can do 150kmh with 20L of spezi in the trunk npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) just tried alsacian cider npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws galneryus is alright, I don’t think I’d consider them best but they’re legitimate (at least what I recall of them) npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) what do you mean the lingua franca isn't french anymore npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws @nprofile…u7gv but if there's any wind your eyes will stay like that forever npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws sorry i only want my tsingtao served in a jacket npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) meow npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…wgc9 it needs to be bigger npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00uk because the problem is clearly random people buying components, taking away the 0.1% from the hyperscaler datacenters that truly need these components :neobot_pensive: npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) Hear me out npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) unpopular opinion: i prefer seeing friends fully dressed —helene npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/626fbab129a0563bcbadd1c6c2d0d1bd639ed4bf0c6c66a9c16561834cd5893a.jpg npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) what about the men who didn't get a nintendo switch from their wives' boyfriends? npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws not so angry anymore is he npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws and still actually funny, too npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws i never knew it was possible to make a show that could make you feel such cringe and unease until i saw this one, and i think this scene is one of the ones stuck in my mind forever sadly —helene npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) I do love how we made the hellish universal platform (web apps) and then every bank said “I’m built different, you must use my native phone app which bundles electron but serves something other than the official web app if any and a bunch of functionality is locked behind that” npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) Every month that goes by the more I’m like npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…pvqa I think it’s useful to keep in mind not because “always use type c lisps” but because it forces your brain to acknowledge that some % syntax might be something you want in some cases npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) if you want 0% syntax 100% solving the problem npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws 26 years sounding npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/6ad90153cc7a8aa402ce213f14593a62ab85451ad16975f9a9a22cbf4cc1b91f.jpg npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…rt7m npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…rt7m you just like it because it sells guns npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…rt7m npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) A recruiter sent me a thing going "hey are you hiring rn? I have a degree in AI so I can help out with that" npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws yeah im carnal like that npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) Made sheep’s cheese tostis today npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) the truly pog stuff (tosti's current beer tierlist) npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) blanche de bruxelles rosée is so poggers npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) im,,,, npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws thought terminating cliches in general are bad because any such ones can be manipulated in ways as to push whatever narrative you want more or less npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00uk I’m so confused what’s the relation npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) https://asdf.donotsta.re/media/4daebb4a9c18a40cad46e648e4e2448eae2b379038e10de5f37f2c77bd2458d5.jpeg npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) you should try bolognese on whatever you're gonna eat next npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…00ws @nprofile…00uk lain fediverse theory npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…mnqq could be A/B testing or different layouts depending on user agent npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) guy that makes you try freebsd npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…hc5w now I’m wondering which language it is npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) Just how big is this “gmbh” conglomerate it feels like they own all the companies npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) helene takes offense (she's orange npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…hmru @nprofile…gy6t i would've imagined they let you generate temporary numbers for it or something since that's what some of the Cool Banks:tm: do —helene npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…hmru because of woke npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) here's a couple of easy patterns to fall into on your cover-letter npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) there are almost no cats in tosti's timeline..... npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…hmru yeah I did it just yday why npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…h6f2 I mean yeah of course not npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…phyv ad-hoc globality and mutability are great! npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) do you have a classmate fedi? npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…hmru ok you can have a petit pain (lain) au chocolat npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…rzgp I mean yeah it’s made by SAP what do you expect npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…rzgp engage? Yeah they’re basically vtubers in that one npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…hmru beer me a pay pal npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…rzgp @nprofile…gy6t a mind that skims will not absorb less dense information either so it’s pointless to optimize for those npub14ctzhkweg9pz6jaxrn370sr8s2ck9u2r6pgfputdzplv3zluppesuqz0ls (eval 'Toast) @nprofile…hmru but can I buy granny cream’s hot butter ice cream ?
