You Will Never Be A Woman, biology is distinctive.
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Last Notes npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Si cowpolk npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Got accepted in the beta, graphics are great! ive been in the everglades for 15 hours now. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Who needs optics with a 280° field of vision npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Remember, when the draft officer comes next week. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: The ChudPlot thickens! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: ill be in my bunk! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Is the Hormussy open today, tryna deliver this load. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/ae/b1/6a/aeb16a15019c6b2f7b7f0fdb903ead9ba6f85ac10904d84d42c839a6eb7c10fe.jpg npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Today is day 23 of Netanyahu's plane not moving from Rammstein AFB npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: $5k is a good commish! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: fugg yes! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: thats the TMFIR girl npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: As a reminder, THESE MUTHA FUCKIN TITS ARE REAL! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: look its hit, had to go to india for repair npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Former sailor claiming he thinks the Lincoln was hit npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: favorite time of the year! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/81/49/1c/81491cf84c69c4ca84098085e11bc0bd51a8351ef92c88c83be2285ae2d2063a.jpg npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Classy move USA npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Have a beer for dead kikes! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/f7/f5/ac/f7f5acf50fcb2b62a1878a7d85f32a5c7ef22b536d52b7a879937255d217ac5f.png npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: >An iron dome flew over my house! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: I dont think its going to plan guys npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/70/b4/43/70b44379abc71d66c218dba350c8c8fab6738f0029c77df68fb4f37d2ef9e409.jpg npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: So much for stopping inflation Trump npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: As many as 200 dead US servicemen already npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Bahrain apartments getting lit up by Iranian drones npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: hope its routine darby! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/a7/ef/e0/a7efe06fb8ef780fdf7d1932b84d896b8aa65a9dc42fa58275ca7263794a3950.mp4 npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: probably 100% npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Navy bros, I dont feel so good! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Just wrapping up the Mike Huckabee interview. What an absolute piece of shit! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Starfleet Academy episode 7 npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Well, ifkyk npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/a3/09/8e/a3098e4e10ae11c2343946cfe82a86bfa1cbb0ecc790654242d696b0eb8f5e4f.jpg npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Wonder how fucked up the navy supply ship is now, im pretty sure we only have a few, and theyre pretty important npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Feminism in an image npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: yup! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: im pretty sure the news would say something if this were true..... npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: autocorrect npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: So last night we played cards against humanity for our youngest birthday. The cards vagina and the criteria were played. After the 30 minutes of laughing from him asking eats the clitoris he asked "is it part of the vagina" I responded yeah, the mythical part. I think we laughed over this card for an hour. Good times npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Oh did you? Suck it faggots, the shitposting will continue npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Guess I brought to much fire today @nprofile…5q5w npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Yeah no, a nation has borders. Enforcement of that doesnt invalidate previous criticism of the regime. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: This is only a threat if you consider vaccines to be dangerous..... npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Sure Star Trek sucks now, but may I interest you in the greatest American military sci-fi ever made? npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Why are they giving these women jobs and a way out? Aren't we supposed to gatekeep these women? npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: should have gotten a medal npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: FUCKING DO IT TRUMP!!!! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: if only they would just swing hard into empire. dissolve the senate and deal with the governors directly. Crack down on immigration and subversives. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Are we gonna arrest bankers when we leave NATO? npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: I have michelob ultra npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: I dont have the ammo for it yet. I have 48 stimpacks and plenty of heavy hitting weapons. Izmash ak74, hk36 etc npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: the AI hates a tall player pushing, for sure npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Body cam footage drop! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/9b/07/ae/9b07aecdd4a18d98a297635eff4c2d734a0dcc4d7dd2d2fb04e132aef2c6d04c.jpg npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: New camera angle dropped, destroys protestors narrative npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/e2/91/43/e291436a9c5bf35c8f60288eb751487ae4206a915560621cf5e903a5590f8e90.jpg npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: half pay, half day. Id be back at the hotel drinking by 1. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: you quit a job that was gonna put you up in a paid drinking shack that required 5 8 hour breaks a day? npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/13/7e/63/137e63203efd9f4e027fcdb05617fe7d01f39c13b42aad1281dd24450a28d52e.mp4 npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: maybe, i pulled some cheesey amounts out and bought some shitcoins earlier for funsies. Did ok on SHX npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: At best its a utility coin IMO. Its gonna grow, but pennies at a time. Its not gonna be the next BTC and make moves by the thousands. I dont want to babysit it for a decade. I'll hold like 20 back in case they make $100k/coin, but i wanna flip it and pull my profit. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: I was hoping for $3, thats when I was popping smoke! make a clevland and gtfo! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: @nprofile…7sj9 XRP was shiddin' an farding the bed today. It just went on for ever, glad its over. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: the only things you should "have" to lift is tiddies. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Look at the bright side zoomers. If history tells us anything, you won't die in combat when youre drafted. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Elections are next week! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: 2 MORE WEEKS!!!! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: yup, hes a cheap dude its a 2006 jeep liberty. that was when his daughter was little and stole the car npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: I can do it all. he needed cv axles, lower ball joints etc. I charged him beer and a bottle npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Helped our transportation assistant fix his stuff. Now were maxing out perception! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: they call that cooking up north keekster npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/16/10/12/16101260acc9018d40e36c85929b4d5081a4d105f1b57cba5080110861e8a208.jpg npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: The idiocracy future looks so bleak npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: This could be America, except jews. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: People are really just finding out boomers get super pissed and there isnt really shit they personally can do about it? npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: nigs noggin npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: doctor is gonna charge me $50+ to be told rest and take Tylenol and ibuprofen. I can do that for free. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: who the fuck has time for a doctor? Just keep going until something is wrong like a man. wash your worries away with high grade bourbon! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: whos the babe? npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Good news everyone! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Yay new year new war! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: we used to be a real country npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Christmas present at work. I hate tequila..... npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: https://media.nicecrew.digital/2a/de/55/2ade551c11177b84b7bccf79dcf39c59d564d530ee50d0d7d4f4eb172e47b3c9.jpg npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: >We should only pass policies and build things to make our children's lives better than ours were. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Well, these are the type of thing you would have a conversation about. But since jeets arent human its kind of on you JD. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: The policy should be very simple. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Is Emily making kissy eyes at me? Yes, I think in fact she is. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Brown shooter ends up being a brown shooter npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: is this really a thing now npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Someone explain how the economy is doing so well? I dont see it, even the markets suck ass. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: It makes me laugh everytime I see it, so ill share it again npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Gillian Anderson is a fucking gilf npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Ahhhhh yes, the American dream. Here's a company house on the SpaceX property in "Little India" Texas npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: im tapped, no more crypto. Its time for the crypto gods to scratch my back a little, just wet my beak! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Jonny, when will it turn around!? Im sleeping in a refrigerator box ! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: These unscrupulous checks notes White nationalist far right muslims! npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: Casey's is quickly becoming the Git N Go of the future. npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 Hypnotoad & Bender:nv: im probably gonna finance a $30 pizza on afterpay. Just 15 equal payments of $6
