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Bondi on Maduro:
“They will soon face the full wrath of American justice on American soil in American courts.”
We're going to give him a day care center?

2025-12-20 16:15:47 GMT

My question is how many other 'Epsteins' are there?

2025-12-09 07:02:49 GMT

The bot just told me what's happening next week.
No wonder Elon is pissed.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/688/326/282/209/210/original/903cf78383de6c05.jpg

2025-12-05 16:24:18 GMT

Warner and Netflix deserve each other.
I say let it go through.

2025-11-13 05:20:05 GMT

Hang on.
FUTA?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/540/701/345/505/266/original/baea4385b8e198d8.jpg

2025-11-05 04:45:34 GMT

Now to see if Trump answers for the 40 percent of CA that is now disenfranchised.
I doubt it.
The GOP can go fuck itself.

2025-11-01 04:32:35 GMT

Exactly zero trick or treaters in my neighborhood.
That's rich people bullshit.

2025-10-31 20:22:13 GMT

This is the result of all the Biden era lawfare.
Judges who have been convinced they are the ones in charge.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/470/639/584/964/533/original/5369db9d88a698ce.jpg

2025-10-25 15:21:49 GMT

If turning off SNAP is what reveals the true nature of these people, then so be it.

2025-10-24 01:51:56 GMT

EMG is the greatest pickup manufacturer in existence.

2025-10-22 01:08:37 GMT

Just stood in a Costco line behind three immigrants splitting the bill.
Each had a stack of identical debit cards that they shuffled through.
No, they weren't doordash drivers.

2025-10-20 18:04:49 GMT

The Trannys have convinced themselves that everyone else wants them dead (deadnaming is the term for a reason) and take action based on that hallucination.
Add weed, social media, and firearms, and here we are.

2025-10-17 05:32:14 GMT

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By volume.

2025-10-17 04:48:14 GMT

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Kiss is/was the biggest fag band in history.

2025-10-12 02:55:20 GMT

For today's bingo card, we got Katy being the beard for Fidel Jr.
Any winners?
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2025-10-06 23:53:59 GMT

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Arrest them.
Don't pull a Lincoln and federalize them.

2025-10-05 16:19:43 GMT

Guess Japan is about to demonstrate what could have happened if Thatcher had been put in charge of a country that can actually produce something.

2025-10-02 02:33:57 GMT

How to make someone blink repeatedly at you:
Tell them that the United States is the only country on earth that does not need it's government to function.
Be warned, you'll start to hear it after a while. Have booze of choice handy.

2025-09-29 04:20:01 GMT

The hilarity of living 5 minutes away from a major west coast military base surrounded by illegals and homeless is not lost on me on a daily fucking basis, not it's not.

2025-09-23 12:25:54 GMT

Used to know a paramedic. Would tell me stuff.
If someone swallowed a bottle of Advil, they'd take them to get a stomach pump.
If someone swallowed a bottle of Tylenol, they'd call the coroner.

2025-09-22 17:46:12 GMT

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Makes sense if (s)he's proud of he(r) surgeon.

2025-09-17 03:30:00 GMT

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Written by Autopen?

2025-09-15 18:09:05 GMT

Just for my own amusement:
Who supports Israel more?
(In terms of money and political capital. I don't care about what dumbshit college students have to say.)

2025-09-07 15:42:55 GMT

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Translation:
'Why be given a fuck cuz it sum white bitch.'

2025-09-07 00:28:11 GMT

'Why didn't anyone on the train do anything?'
Exhibit A:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/160/179/668/624/947/original/27aa2cab7fbaa9e5.jpg

2025-09-05 04:10:13 GMT

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Another thought is to loosen things and encourage everyone else to be armed.
Make em think twice.

2025-09-05 00:17:13 GMT

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Since I'm feeling white pilled today, I'm gonna suggest that this is a ploy to get a court to establish prescident against mental aptitude as a determinant for owning firearms.
Which is always an election away from being turned against the last people.
Might kill it dead.
(Takes swig of vodka.)

2025-09-03 17:44:06 GMT

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This is a shot at the Fed.
Income tax is the collateral for all the borrowing.

2025-09-03 11:47:04 GMT

'It's because all the red states around us are giving us the guns to shoot each other with...'
Is certainly a strategy.
🤪
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/140/195/516/973/651/original/3de750455410fa62.jpg

2025-08-28 12:29:41 GMT

An enjoyable take.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/106/393/634/014/710/original/94c452c988fb0652.jpg

2025-08-22 17:37:19 GMT

Anyone know where I can get one of these?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/073/629/497/410/083/original/3ae8a189784ef8b0.jpg

2025-08-22 11:09:03 GMT

I say Troon.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/072/102/681/242/677/original/7f13c302a5835945.jpg

2025-08-05 17:49:34 GMT

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I bigly doubt Blackrock pays property tax.

2025-07-30 12:40:49 GMT

So is the idea to convince women to dress like Jay Leno?

2025-07-23 17:35:46 GMT

You will own nothing and be happy.
Especially if we burn it down first.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/californias-fraudulent-disaster-recovery-land-grab

2025-07-22 23:51:11 GMT

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We used to be a proper country.

2025-07-22 17:39:28 GMT

True story.
She saw a clip of the interview, turned to me and said, Who the fuck is this guy?
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2025-07-10 15:24:20 GMT

The real test is if the democrats start bitching about the epstein cover up.

2025-06-25 17:51:52 GMT

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Wouldn't it be something if the first thing this guy does is shut down Broadway and throw all of them off the top of the empire state building?

2025-03-05 19:06:29 GMT

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This article left out the part about this specifically applying to the previously performed work under the order.
Trump and Co are free to cut off any future commitments.
IMO, too much is being made of this. Distraction.

2025-03-04 18:36:48 GMT

BOTG:
My employer imports componentry of various sorts from Asian countries.
Almost all of the suppliers are eating the tariffs.
And the ones who aren't are splitting the cost.
And my employer is taking advantage of the situation to raise prices.
Hope that helps explain things.

2025-02-21 16:18:20 GMT

Headline of the day goes to Zero Hedge:
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/042/778/253/201/473/original/437fd341512f30bd.jpg

2025-02-20 21:20:02 GMT

The only based thing Kash could do is dissolve that agency to nothing.
Anything else is hot air.

2025-02-18 19:02:42 GMT

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People at the top are the only way .00005 of the population gets to dictate education policy.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

2025-02-18 03:08:54 GMT

I make a clever Rush joke and... Nothing.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/022/686/889/762/148/original/b92a882293710fe0.jpg

2025-02-14 18:58:29 GMT

I predict a completely race and gender swapped cast, in search of their fathers.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/003/768/278/613/305/original/78faf82e85ae4ef4.jpg

2025-02-14 01:35:48 GMT

The Big Balls move now is to ban the pharma advertising anyway.

2025-02-13 04:29:24 GMT

Still have open boxes waiting for checkmarks next to the following:
⬜ The fucking shot.
⬜ McConnell's security detail
⬜ Guillotines for the people responsible for the covid response
⬜ Reparations for those that lost their livelihoods because of...
⬜ THE FUCKING SHOT
(That dumb meme of the skeleton on the bench.)

2025-02-10 12:02:49 GMT

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The red one.
The other three can't exist without it.

2025-01-29 04:30:51 GMT

Apparently y'all don't think the secret Tulsi vote is actually a good thing.
Alrighty then.

2025-01-20 19:00:16 GMT

Huh.
He pardoned Leonard Peltier.

2025-01-16 02:54:04 GMT

Biden trying to pull an Eisenhower is quite funny.

2025-01-10 00:52:47 GMT

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A subject of much discussion, but ultimately not relevant.
What needs to happen here is the voters that made all of this happen find out what they have actually been voting for.
And that's a 50/50 at best.

2025-01-09 21:20:39 GMT

I'm predicting a narrative that some 'right wing nutjob' set these fires.
Have to keep these soon to be republican voters from flipping.
Y'all should see Adam Carollas rant about this today BTW.

2025-01-08 00:53:16 GMT

Wildfire starts upwind of a wealthy area that happens to be surrounded by homeless people right before a predicted wind event and nobody asks why, rather the climate change connnnverrrsayshun starts up.
Be fun to figure out who's shorting CA property these days.
And spare me the, 'It's the Jews, dumbass,' line.
I work for several Jew property owners and this is the last thing they want.
They need the goy renters.

2025-01-01 23:07:33 GMT

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A towel is a towel....

2025-01-01 22:14:40 GMT

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I have a Don't Panic magnet next to my desk.
You better know where your towel is.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/755/401/650/754/098/original/a30409caeeb0b94d.mp4

2025-01-01 21:46:21 GMT

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Ahem...
It's not supposed to rhyme.

2025-01-01 21:26:39 GMT

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Commies are the Vogons.
It's not that they're unbeatable.
It's that they run everything.

2025-01-01 20:43:36 GMT

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I don't think it's even a cycle anymore.
More like, Don't get rid of us or else we release the hounds.

2024-12-28 22:40:56 GMT

Nice to know my choice to stay in the trades VS college was the right one. Thanks Don.

2024-12-28 15:27:17 GMT

Eric Weinstein has been a wishy washy douche at times, but he wrote a helluva paper on the H1B situation a while back.
PDF link: https://t.co/JHnSRfWcwC
@npub157s…2uh8

2024-12-28 06:35:17 GMT

This H1-B discussion is starting to take on a People's Front Of Judea feel.

2024-12-24 20:50:39 GMT

On the one hand, the holidays have brought me the flu.
On the other hand, I am now stuck playing video games and watching TV for the next few days.
Too bad.

2024-12-22 01:20:00 GMT

The Germans don't know how to do propaganda properly.
Which is why we only hear about the ovens today.

2024-12-11 13:42:22 GMT

The pharmacists are all jiddy that they are protected from liability for ANOTHER 5 YEARS.
https://www.pharmacist.com/APhA-Press-Releases/hhs-extends-federal-authority-consistent-with-apha-request-for-pharmacy-personnel-to-independently-administer-vaccines-and-test-to-treat-services-through-2029
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2024-12-02 16:24:57 GMT

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The meltdown from either of those happening would be quite the sight to see.
Don't think Joe will be doing that, however.

2024-12-02 13:32:38 GMT

Kinda early to be issuing pardon, yes?
Who's next?

2024-11-15 03:02:32 GMT

Well, at least someone I voted for got in there.

2024-11-14 16:20:41 GMT

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This was also good.
https://theonion.com/hr-sends-out-reminder-email-about-not-scrawling-reveng-1819576930/

2024-11-13 01:50:22 GMT

Ya know...
This electoral college thing would be really neat at the state level.
#fuckthefeds

2024-11-07 13:37:50 GMT

The internet is much more upset than the real world is.
I have encountered exactly zero upset people.

2024-11-06 18:42:52 GMT

Kamala Onlyfans when?

2024-11-02 23:54:48 GMT

I did not have communists killing a squirrel on my October Surprise bingo card, but here we are.

2024-10-29 04:05:12 GMT

World Series:
Is NY getting punished for not wanting the illegals?

2024-10-09 17:52:57 GMT

The Commies care not a single solitary bit about 4 more years of Orange Man.
That kid in 4th grade with blue hair and a Transhausen mom?
In 20 years, that kid will be voting to raise your property tax to 90% to pay for top surgeries.
That is where the focus is.

2024-09-22 14:00:25 GMT

I have no idea how a Kennedy could possibly be a player...

2024-09-15 20:49:09 GMT

Another shooter eh?
They really want this orange dude in there.

2024-09-14 15:18:19 GMT

Well, the cat eating is certainly keeping the right wingers distracted.
The. Whole. Point.

2024-09-10 20:20:11 GMT

Kamala is just a Gen X Democrat.
Don't over think it.

2024-09-05 12:29:49 GMT

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The idea that anyone is changing their mind based on this or anything else, exists only to sell advertising.

2024-08-06 18:05:30 GMT

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It's a much bigger gift to the Commies.
Won't be needing a heater in the inner cites this winter, as they will all be on fire.

2024-08-05 15:20:25 GMT

The guy occasionally says a good one.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/112/910/088/580/281/522/original/1b91ace0824f162c.jpg

2024-07-06 18:44:35 GMT

I wonder which of the body doubles are getting uppers and which are getting downers.
Must be quite the gig keeping all of them in the same state.