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2025-04-23 04:29:21 GMT

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>04:57:05
i'm going to flog you

2025-03-25 19:26:50 GMT

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of fucking course he'll be speaking g*rman

2025-03-17 18:19:39 GMT

screenfelch
neofelch
fastfelch

2025-03-16 07:55:04 GMT

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2025-03-08 08:33:17 GMT

:sexbomb:

2025-03-03 18:10:36 GMT

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there's two people whose usernames i don't recognize speaking some unknown slavic language

2025-03-03 16:25:37 GMT

and
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2025-02-25 07:05:00 GMT

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it depends by country, i guess once could get a burner phone, go to mlk/malcolm x street/blvd and imitate ghetto accent when calling in the threat

2025-02-21 08:20:07 GMT

:clueless:
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2025-02-16 12:07:20 GMT

meanwhile @pernia does it for free
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2025-02-16 11:36:43 GMT

i :transheart: post-op-axe-wound-grease-SQL

2025-02-02 12:39:35 GMT

yeah, nah
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2025-01-20 07:15:41 GMT

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no idea, likely not since pawooner problem still isn't solved to this day

2025-01-20 07:12:09 GMT

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ask @[email protected]

2025-01-20 07:08:04 GMT

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we've seen your selfies already

2025-01-20 06:56:51 GMT

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don't tell me you're watcing or defending shitubers, i'd have to banish you to varishangout and replace you with a second copy of @pernis

2024-11-22 19:21:34 GMT

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his own life will slap him just fine, look at him tagging at least five people from dead instance instead of their current alts

2024-10-28 12:06:54 GMT

what did he mean by that
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2024-09-14 15:06:09 GMT

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leave me out of your autistic feud

2024-07-09 20:34:08 GMT

lurk moar nigga
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2024-01-16 01:42:04 GMT

@pernia
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2022-10-18 21:02:06 GMT

HOW TO PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH A HAMSTER
There's nothing cooler than buying a hamster and shoving it up your ass. To do this, you'll need the following tools:
- One bottle of KVY;
- one roll of duct tape;
- one small to medium-sized hamster;
- one bottle of Detol (an alcohol-based disinfectant).
The first step is to buy the hamster itself. Try to choose the most vigorous one, you will understand the meaning of this later. When you bring the hamster home, trim its claws.
Then pour the Detol into a bowl of water to kill all the bacteria on his coat and skin. Try not to get the solution on the hamster's face, you don't want to kill it! Carefully wipe the muzzle with a absorbent cotton with alcohol. Wash and dry it, then apply a thick layer of lubricant all over its body.
Before you proceed to the next steps, make sure you have the tape handy. Put a pair of scissors next to it, and slightly unwind the end of the tape, because you will have to do further actions with it with one hand.
Now take the hamster and gently insert it into your anus with its muzzle facing outward. This way it will not suffocate too soon. Use your free hand to push the entrance to the anus and help push the hamster inside. Once the hamster is completely inside you, put your index finger on the hamster's forehead and push it a little deeper.
Now with your free hand, quickly tape your butt. Try, once you have taped your anus, to wrap the tape around your waist crosswise and again between your legs, this way it will stick better.
Now begins the coolest part. The hamster starts fighting for its life, wriggling and sliding around inside you, but since the exit from the cage called your asshole is taped over, it naturally can't get out. His movements in your rectum will bring you so much pleasure that you'll be able to cum at least twice in the few minutes he's alive! Usually hamsters stay alive for five to seven minutes and, when combined with warming lube, those minutes seem to be simply inexpressible!
If you stop feeling movement inside, then the hamster is finished. Peel off the tape, pull the dead animal out of your asshole, wrap it in a plastic bag, and throw it in the trash.
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