Ryan The Red 🖥️🚲🍺🏳️‍🌈

I like bytes, bikes, beers, and boys. I'm just not sure about the order. Lover of floofs. Leftish. Anti-fascist. Problematic. Transit advocate. Death to #CarCulture. OG Ryan The Red 🖥️🚲🍺🏳️‍🌈 (npub14tt…0ed4) twitter expat. #AlaskaGrown #Biking #Tech #Queer #OptOut #Sheltie #WalkableCities

Location: Dena'ina land, Alaska
Occupation: PC nets maintenancer
Prefered Vehicle: Bicycle
Religion: Music

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2025-11-30 23:28:47 GMT

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Summer is the most popular dog in my feed. I bet she and Tucker would get along fabulously.
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2025-11-29 02:55:57 GMT

You know what makes almost everything okay? This guy. I love him with all my heart.
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2025-10-10 22:24:35 GMT

Yay for some good news
One Year After Klamath Dam Removal, 'There's Just Fish Jumping All Over the Place': Scientists Describe Improvements to Water Quality and Wildlife | Lost Coast Outpost | Humboldt County News https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2025/oct/9/one-year-after-klamath-dam-removal-theres-just-fis/

2025-10-10 08:08:40 GMT

"PLEASE"? I thought this was a "MUST". :/
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2025-09-08 03:48:49 GMT

@npub1eey…339h As promised, here are happy dogs on a walk in the woods.
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2025-09-07 23:33:41 GMT

#SilentSunday
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2025-08-17 01:17:14 GMT

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This is my world.
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2025-08-17 01:08:25 GMT

@npub1v4f…rwsr You have a winter bike in your background, therefore I like you.

2025-08-02 19:24:57 GMT

On walks I've been told he looks like a stuffed animal. I mean, he's pretty heckin' cute, right? Or half my camera roll says. #dogs #sheltie
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2025-07-26 22:29:47 GMT

Do you not know about the travesty of the Gros Michele banana, and how we're stuck with the Cavendish now (and how it's all set to happen again)?
https://www.epicurious.com/ingredients/history-of-the-gros-michel-banana

2025-07-24 05:08:33 GMT

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I appreciate your adventurous posts, always.

2025-07-20 02:59:37 GMT

I wish I loved anything as much as he loves a bike run. #Sheltie
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2025-07-13 19:51:50 GMT

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This is your first dog? What a gem! Fetching and swimming is standard lab, the high jump not so much.

2025-07-10 01:39:32 GMT

It's peony season and they are glorious. ♥️ #bloomscrolling
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2025-06-21 22:37:59 GMT

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I voted, but also have to comment, raspberry is the ultimate fruit combination with chocolate.

2025-02-24 01:17:58 GMT

May you have such a loyal, fluffy 4-legged foot warmer in your life. #sheltie
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2025-02-10 00:15:05 GMT

If you weren't aware of the recent 7-Zip exploit, please update ASAP. It doesn't update automatically.
https://cybersecuritynews.com/7-zip-zero-day-vulnerability-smokeloader-malware/

2025-02-10 00:01:19 GMT

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Ironically, "legally", since so many (most) installations were not.

2025-02-09 23:03:05 GMT

Who remembers installing screen savers that weren't built into the OS? Or is that still a thing?

2025-01-23 20:51:57 GMT

Hey. You. Yes, you, reading this: I don't know if you've heard this lately, but you matter. Please keep existing. I've been struggling with my own existence, but you should be here.

2025-01-09 03:23:18 GMT

It's a Two Dog Night. Because snuggling next to him wasn't enough, making him a pillow might be better. #Besties #Dogs
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2025-01-07 04:22:30 GMT

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Yikes. Not looking good for Iditarod. Or anything else.

2024-12-31 05:24:24 GMT

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Piper & Tucker are besties across households & I wonder how they'll react as they age.
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2024-12-31 02:10:29 GMT

SHO ME UR TEEFS
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2024-12-30 02:42:39 GMT

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Similarly, my sweet Sheltie doesn't care about temperature because he's so well insulated, but he's a mess to clean up from unfavorable conditions.

2024-12-30 02:06:23 GMT

I just love his frosty cheeks after a winter bike run. #Sheltie #ShetlandSheepdog
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2024-12-23 06:17:47 GMT

Tchaikovsky felt inferior because of the likes of Mozart. Imagine writing Marche Slave or Piano Concerto 1 and feeling anything other than glory. I'm going to don my headphones and bask in his GAY genius now.

2024-12-22 19:39:11 GMT

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orange and blue together are *chefskiss*

2024-12-17 00:28:18 GMT

Yes, I defeated the snow thrower, but was it worth it? I dunno, man, I dunno.
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2024-12-15 22:39:35 GMT

Safey occifer on duty!
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2024-12-02 00:22:55 GMT

Current tea kick
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2024-11-28 03:32:20 GMT

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Especially as an Alaskan, the phrase "feedback loop" strikes terror in my heart.

2024-11-21 03:07:43 GMT

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The amazing Michelle Yeoh... felt like a failure? For this one thing? Wow, the pressure.

2024-10-30 23:58:58 GMT

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Just, WOW. Their "STOP" signs are in English? 🤨

2024-10-30 23:23:21 GMT

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Holy shit, where is this?

2024-10-17 06:16:45 GMT

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This is a little dramatic for the uninitiated, but to clarify instructions if you want to disable Recall:
- Tap the [Win] key and type "cmd"
- Click the Run as administrator option
- Paste the command: "Dism /Online /Disable-Feature /Featurename:Recall"
Your results should be something like:
Image Version: 10.0.26100.2033
Disabling feature(s)
[==========================100.0%==========================]
The operation completed successfully.

2024-09-23 18:40:39 GMT

I know Anchorage is (in)famously the worst-dressed city in America, but do people elsewhere really go grocery shopping in pajamas? I don't have high standards, but c'mon. I know the pandemic changed a lot, but that shouldn't have.

2024-09-17 04:22:52 GMT

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The fact that they hold Chickenstock is adorable, but can you confirm or deny that its name stems from the fact that people didn't know how to spell Ptarmigan?

2024-09-13 23:52:16 GMT

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That's beautiful. You should try autumn in Alaska. It's really cool here. ;) XO

2024-09-13 23:50:09 GMT

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Congratulations! XO

2024-09-13 05:53:46 GMT

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2024-09-08 18:32:02 GMT

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I have no idea how to pronounce any of that but I still like it.

2024-09-08 03:33:26 GMT

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2024-09-01 01:59:52 GMT

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Holy shit, Witches Of Eastwick, that takes me back. And the violin soundtrack!

2024-08-31 19:35:43 GMT

Once upon a time I exposed VNC servers directly to the Internet. It was a different age. Mea culpa. #HelpDesk

2024-08-31 05:57:02 GMT

Oh, so THAT's why we're welcoming Brazil to Mastodon. Welcome, fellow eXpats!

2024-08-25 22:34:22 GMT

I meet the BEST people here. Thank you, Mastodon, for everything you have given me, and my donation to @npub1g0r…rqp4 was worth every penny. Tip your admins! That is all.

2024-08-23 02:47:29 GMT

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Those are great. My fish is by a local father & daughter duo who both make art under the BAFCO (Big-Ass Fish Co) name. Their stuff is all great.

2024-08-23 02:44:47 GMT

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Ha! As an AV & military history enthusiast I love the Chinook mashup.

2024-08-22 03:32:13 GMT

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(the last one is a tribute from a friend to my last dog so it's special)
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2024-08-22 02:18:24 GMT

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Every single piece of art in my house is from a local artist. XO

2024-08-18 02:01:37 GMT

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Happy now? Happy now.
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2024-08-18 01:18:58 GMT

Excuse me, I'm being pressured by my house guest for a bike ride. BRB
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2024-08-18 00:50:13 GMT

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I am spoiled for the amount of smoked salmon I've enjoyed in my life. There has been a smoker in my family since I can remember.

2024-08-18 00:42:57 GMT

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Growing up Alaskan I've plenty of delicious lox & every other form of salmon, but never on a fresh homemade bagel.

2024-08-18 00:39:44 GMT

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Mother of- That looks DELICIOUS

2024-08-18 00:33:06 GMT

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2024-08-12 22:49:46 GMT

Maybe the thing I love most about this platform or modern social media is that we can openly talk about our mental health struggles without stigma. TBH I'm not really okay, but, that's okay. I have a support network and I appreciate you all.

2024-08-11 01:58:35 GMT

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Most of the people I interact with IRL are kind, but I can't even convince my own family to vote in their own self interest.

2024-08-11 01:37:29 GMT

The problem is that I don't imagine a future in which I'm happy. So I don't care whether I live or die. So I go on, begrudgingly.

2024-08-10 05:07:49 GMT

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There was no point at which things got uncivil. So good riddance.

2024-08-10 05:03:19 GMT

I think I just got blocked by an account that I got along with until suddenly we didn't. I don't really understand what happened, but obviously I did something wrong.

2024-08-07 05:41:37 GMT

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Somehow I missed this about you. Depression & Anxiety I know all too well, the rest thankfully not so much. I wish you well.

2024-08-06 03:42:31 GMT

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Tucker says "Stay happy!"
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2024-08-05 05:49:10 GMT

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I should report you for CW abuse. Is that even a thing'?

2024-08-04 19:53:18 GMT

Sorry I failed the pole vault only because my dick was too big. Who wants to date me? #Olympics
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2024-08-04 03:58:03 GMT

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This is the WORST pun. I love it.

2024-07-10 04:47:32 GMT

Had a power outage yesterday that lasted from before dinner to after bedtime. Funny how in a modern household neither gas nor water is as critically, immediately important as what connects your internet of shit devices, to say nothing of the server in the garage. I have battery backups, but none that last that long. It wasn't too terribly bad to get things squared away this morning, but still, what a pain in the ass.

2024-06-24 01:20:33 GMT

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Changing of the guard. Farewell, Giro Rumble, you served me well. #bike #commuter #shoes
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2024-06-24 01:11:01 GMT

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But I had to re-lace them because somebody at Specialized was WRONG about that aesthetic choice. Fight me. #bike #shoes
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2024-06-24 00:37:36 GMT

Went on Craigslist looking for a kayak and this happened instead because they could hardly be screaming my name louder. OMG (#bike) #Shoes
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2024-06-16 18:35:31 GMT

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Bad-ass Bitch & Zaddy Daddy! 😍

2024-06-16 18:31:11 GMT

I know many people had absent or abhorrent fathers, and I'm sorry. Although my dad listens to too much right-wing radio, he is one of the most moral and honorable people I know, and selfless almost to a fault. Happy #FathersDay, dad.

2024-06-15 21:17:55 GMT

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XOXO

2024-06-15 19:03:45 GMT

Turbo sheltie is happy sheltie. (Excuse the blurry pics taken blind from the bicycle.)
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2024-06-14 07:11:21 GMT

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Thank you for the clarification. Your friend is a little hostile**36

2024-06-14 06:48:13 GMT

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Can't see the details past the paywall, but this MUST be out of context. Be honest.

2024-06-08 06:05:35 GMT

IDK how I deserve this sweet, gentle boy, but I appreciate every day of him. #Floof #FloofyFriday #Sheltie
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2024-06-03 22:46:03 GMT

Mmmm... it has been far too long since enchiladas, om nom nom...
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2024-05-13 18:22:54 GMT

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This reminds me of my grandma. She and grandpa had happy hour every day, and I would get either a Shirley Temple, a Roy Rogers, or Tom Collins mixer. <3

2024-05-13 04:30:50 GMT

Most of the YouTube channels I follow make documentaries or exposes, which makes it wild how often one calls out sponsors of the other for being shady. Take, for example, BetterHelp. Lots of endorsed sponsorships, LOTS of critique. It doesn't help build trust in any of them.

2024-05-10 04:33:40 GMT

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2024-05-10 04:25:36 GMT

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But what if I want to? Did I screw it up?