Uncle Duke

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2026-07-06 22:09:14 GMT

“You should leave him, Tracey.”
“I know, but-“
“No buts.”
“He can be so sweet sometimes.”
“You deserve better, you’re a catch.”
“This is why I come to you, Donna.”
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2026-06-19 13:32:31 GMT

this is why you don’t sleep with a coworker
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2026-04-09 19:11:48 GMT

let the world know you’re kind of a big dill
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2026-02-02 19:31:09 GMT

“One duck, please.”
“Plain or fancy?”
“Fancy, please.”
“Coming right up.”
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2026-02-01 22:24:28 GMT

my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it
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2026-02-01 02:27:24 GMT

seems like there’s got to be a better way to let them know
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2026-01-29 18:08:32 GMT

“I’m fucking cold. You, Harvey?”
“So fucking cold. Fred?”
“F-f-fucking cold. Jim?”
“I’m real fucking cold, Fred. Dave?”
“Holy shit, I’m fucking cold. Allen?”
“Can’t feel my fucking feet. Terry?”
“I’m fucking cold, too. Annie?”
“My fucking beak is frozen. Kip?”
“I’M FUCKING COLD.”
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2026-01-29 13:58:22 GMT

Barry kept himself in shape for work by spending three days a week at the gym and one at the bowling alley.
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2026-01-27 17:22:20 GMT

“You’re my only friend, Mr. Snowball.”
“I’m not your friend, Dan.”
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2026-01-27 14:00:31 GMT

This newspaper would like to offer our sincerest apologies to Mr. McEldroon, his lovely wife Peggy, and their beautiful children, Michael and Sally. We recently visited them at their home, located at 18 Maplewood Lane, to express our regrets personally.
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2026-01-22 16:14:16 GMT

“BECKY, BEHIND YOU!”
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2026-01-21 17:22:02 GMT

Despite their intimidating appearance, Canadian dogs are actually quite affectionate.
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2026-01-19 00:32:56 GMT

wife: your life insurance premium paid up?
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this

2026-01-08 23:51:02 GMT

“Your grandmother worked very hard on it. Just one more, then you can take it off and go play with your friends.”
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2026-01-08 14:18:40 GMT

“I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”
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2026-01-08 02:08:47 GMT

“Sorry ladies, things got a little bumpy back there. If you want, we can turn around and go look for ‘em.”
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2026-01-06 19:13:57 GMT

you’d think she’d look happier
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2026-01-05 14:09:47 GMT

“Morning, Stan.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
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2026-01-04 01:36:25 GMT

I wanted to take her to Poundtown, but only got as far as
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2026-01-03 14:20:45 GMT

Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
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2026-01-01 14:35:51 GMT

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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2025-12-31 17:04:06 GMT

building a playground for the local waterfowl is a great idea if your community can swing the bill
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2025-12-31 13:54:30 GMT

that’s one long mermaid
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2025-12-30 14:19:51 GMT

probably because they have to keep stopping to pick up their backpacks
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2025-12-28 15:39:01 GMT

David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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2025-12-27 14:28:47 GMT

“When I was your age, we didn’t have no pretty box filled with fancy-dancy, clumping, odor-eliminating, space-age kitty litter. We walked twelve miles, uphill, in the snow, to shit in a rotting old wooden bucket full of rusty razor blades, and we considered ourselves damn lucky.”
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2025-12-27 01:40:25 GMT

his mother must be terribly disappointed
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2025-12-26 13:29:29 GMT

him: license and registration, please
me: *slides him fish*
him: ...
me: *slides him another fish*
him: have a good day, sir
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2025-12-25 16:56:00 GMT

“Can you tell us what you do?”
“Mostly just loaf around.”
“Wow, that was terrible.”
“Well, it killed at our Christmas party.”
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2025-12-24 18:48:52 GMT

Grandpa: I was at Normandy.
Dad: I was at the Battle of Khe Sanh.
Me: I once went to Kohl’s on Christmas Eve.
Everyone: *gasps*

2025-12-24 14:46:01 GMT

- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle
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2025-12-23 19:17:27 GMT

When Canadian Girl Scouts come to sell you cookies, you goddamn buy cookies.
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2025-12-22 13:32:51 GMT

me, the moment it says “out for delivery”
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2025-12-21 18:53:45 GMT

“Know what I got for Hanukkah?”
“What?”
“A new vacuum cleaner.”
“Well, that sounds nice!”
“Eh, it’ll probably just gather dust.”
“Haha! Good one, Morty!”
“Thanks, Irving.”
“You should go tell Saul that one.”
“Good idea! Be right back.”
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2025-12-17 16:15:44 GMT

[North Pole, 3am]
“You got the stuff?”
“You got my money?”
“I wanna see them first.”
“Here you go, 50 squeaky toys.”
“How’s the quality?”
“100% pure, unchewed.”
“Santa won’t notice them missing?”
“You let me worry about that.”
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2025-12-17 13:37:08 GMT

Bravo, anonymous hero.
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2025-12-16 14:17:24 GMT

“I asked you not to do it. I said, Charlie, please don’t make your stupid joke, it’s not funny. But, still, when the waiter brought the check, what did you say? What did you say, Charlie?”
“No thanks, I’ve already got a big bill.”
“It’s like going out to dinner with my father!”
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2025-12-16 01:38:07 GMT

Years ago, I worked for a company that sold sandwiches in airports. I once got a complaint email that someone’s chicken cordon bleu sandwich was missing the chicken. I replied that “cordon bleu” was French for “not there,” and I have not felt that level of job satisfaction since.

2025-12-14 16:20:51 GMT

“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”
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2025-12-14 14:07:27 GMT

My wife handed me a clean towel and asked me to “put it in its place.” So, I looked at it and said, “Don’t forget that you’re only a towel,” and I was reminded yet again of just how lucky this woman was to be married to me.

2025-12-13 19:57:10 GMT

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Rudolph [on cell phone]:
Yeah, cops just popped the boss. He wants Lucky, or one of the other elves to pull 50k out of the safe in the toy shop. He says the missus has the combination. Then, get one of the backup reindeer to run it down to St. Paul, ASAP. Minnesota, you idiot. Don’t fuck this up.

2025-12-13 16:25:44 GMT

♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
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2025-12-11 20:35:24 GMT

Gambling debts, two divorces, and a cocaine habit had left R2-D2 nearly broke. One night, drunk on White Claws, he drives his Porsche through the front window of a Santa Monica Walgreens, losing both his legs. Finding himself on the street, he now takes odd jobs just to survive.
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2025-12-10 18:05:58 GMT

CENTURIES-LONG GLOBAL HOME INVASION SPREE FINALLY ENDS
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2025-12-09 16:53:56 GMT

A slightly tipsy Ursa Marceau does his famous “bear stuck in a box” routine for Santa and the elves at the annual North Pole company Christmas party.
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2025-12-09 14:17:05 GMT

“I bring you news from the front, m’lord. Food bowls are empty, litter boxes are full, and the natives are getting restless.”
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2025-12-08 16:17:27 GMT

our neighborhoods continue to teem with violent migrant street gangs
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2025-12-08 13:40:57 GMT

♫ But I would walk 500 miles ♫
♫ And I would walk 500 more ♫
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2025-12-07 14:46:39 GMT

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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2025-12-06 23:51:14 GMT

streetwaka
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2025-12-06 16:37:26 GMT

"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
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2025-12-06 14:17:42 GMT

"You're lucky Mom says I can't open my presents until Christmas."
"But I'm not-"
"Tick tock, motherfucker."
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2025-12-05 18:30:50 GMT

I wasn't allowed to watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas" as a kid because of my Peanut allergy.

2025-12-02 16:42:28 GMT

[bedtime]
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart

2025-11-29 23:31:03 GMT

they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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2025-11-27 13:41:37 GMT

“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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2025-11-26 19:28:32 GMT

how else will i know if my kid's a witch?
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2025-11-26 14:10:19 GMT

shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
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2025-11-25 17:05:40 GMT

make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
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2025-11-24 18:07:37 GMT

“Great, now I have to pee.”
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2025-11-24 14:17:07 GMT

Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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2025-11-23 22:45:01 GMT

my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
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2025-11-23 14:20:04 GMT

Every year about this time, Leonard and Estelle went to go stay with her sister Carol in Toronto until the heat died down.
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2025-11-22 14:37:02 GMT

"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
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2025-11-21 17:28:54 GMT

“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?”
“Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“
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2025-11-20 18:41:08 GMT

“It wasn’t me.”
“I have several witnesses.”
“They’re mistaken.”
“We found crumbs in your fur.”
“You planted those there.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m being framed.”
“Listen, pal-“
“Lawyer.”
“Excuse me?”
“I said I want my lawyer.”
“I don’t think-“
“Listen, buddy, I’ve got rights.”
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2025-11-20 13:57:46 GMT

"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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2025-11-19 19:10:30 GMT

Wile E. Pigeon
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2025-11-18 22:35:16 GMT

Larry the loaf enjoying a few blissful moments, unaware that this was to be the last day of his relatively short life.
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2025-11-18 17:13:32 GMT

"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
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2025-11-18 14:19:36 GMT

“My dad is so old…”
“How old is he?”
“He’s so old, we call him the 20th century fox!”
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2025-11-17 18:17:17 GMT

“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
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2025-11-16 16:26:25 GMT

“You drive, I’m tired.”
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2025-11-16 14:02:27 GMT

“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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2025-11-15 18:37:49 GMT

“Not one word, Barbara.”
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2025-11-15 14:30:17 GMT

“Tell Alice I just want to talk!”
“She doesn’t want to see you, Carl.”
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2025-11-14 14:05:43 GMT

brb need to find a sharpie
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2025-11-13 18:48:14 GMT

[first date]
ME: How do you spend your free time?
HER: I read a lot. I enjoy studying the big questions. Like... Do we have free will? Does God exist? Is our universe real? What do you think about?
ME: I've always wondered how Dumbo's hat stayed on when he was flying.

2025-11-10 14:13:43 GMT

“I brought a couple of friends, I hope that’s cool.”
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2025-11-09 19:04:59 GMT

“You’re gonna love this, Janie, I’ve seen it like a million times. Believe it or not, my Uncle Larry actually had a bit part in it. They shot it in his old neighborhood.”
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2025-11-08 17:40:48 GMT

“Hello, my little friend.”
“Um, hi.”
“See that lady holding the camera?”
“Yeah?”
“She leaves for work in an hour.”
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2025-11-08 13:17:23 GMT

That lamp looks PISSED.
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2025-11-08 02:04:46 GMT

it was love at first sight
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2025-11-06 13:52:49 GMT

Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
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2025-11-06 01:49:08 GMT

Thursday, 4:01pm
"Still there."
"Yep."
"Looks blue."
"It certainly does."
"Wet too."
"Totally."
"See you next week?"
“Count on it."
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2025-11-05 16:30:29 GMT

Later on, Terry would feel a slight pang of guilt over the fleeting seconds she'd spent thinking about all the things she could do with a spare bedroom, before grabbing the kid's leg.
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2025-11-05 13:27:22 GMT

potty training a unicorn ain’t easy
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2025-11-04 17:14:17 GMT

"Hush, Horatio. Did you not hear the Dark Lord's call? Go now and summon the others, for it is the time of The Reaping. Soon we shall be bathing in the blood of our enemies."
"I don't know, Max. I'm pretty sure that was just a can opener."
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2025-11-04 01:30:37 GMT

“HALLOWEEN IS OVER NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!”
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2025-11-03 01:43:34 GMT

“Please Claudette, let me come home. I promise I’ll try to be more supportive.”
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2025-11-02 13:53:07 GMT

wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?

2025-11-01 13:24:01 GMT

Melvin realized his rookie mistake just a moment too late, as Chloe wrapped him up in her patented “Shnoozleplex.”
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2025-10-31 21:58:25 GMT

“Nice work, Vincent!”
“Thank you.”
“What’s it called?”
“Sorry I Barfed on the Carpet.”
“Excellent use of color.”
“Thanks, I ate a whole box of crayons.”
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2025-10-30 16:46:58 GMT

Cerbearus
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2025-10-30 13:13:30 GMT

the falling leaves of autumn give way to the bear trees of winter
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2025-10-29 22:11:39 GMT

I believe that's the month between Septempril and Novembruary.
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2025-10-28 22:36:17 GMT

we're gonna need another temp
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2025-10-27 13:07:18 GMT

“You want to put that inside Elmo?”
“Yes.”
“And Elmo get twenty dollars?”
“That’s right.”
“Elmo want to see money first.”
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2025-10-27 00:27:03 GMT

"Let's take a gander at that license."
“I’m so sorry, my partner’s new.”
“Fuck you, Mike. It’s a good joke.”
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2025-10-26 17:41:17 GMT

“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”
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