Uncle Duke

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2024-08-13 03:11:12

“Why do you get to-“
“Cause I’m the fucking lead singer, Dave.”
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2024-07-31 15:23:08

“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”
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2024-07-30 22:59:25

i’m guessing ringo
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2024-07-29 15:32:48

tell me without telling me that she has to finish herself off after you fall asleep
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2024-07-27 15:17:07

“What time will you be back?”
“It’s a crusade, Darlene, I don’t know.”
“Pick up milk on your way home. 2%.”
“Fine, I will if I live.“
“Don’t be so dramatic, Ronald.”
“I’m not being-“
“Also some tampons.”
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2024-07-26 15:45:23

“Ah good, you’re awake. Please don’t bother trying to move. Now, I just have a couple of questions for you. If you answer truthfully, this can all be over quickly, but if I think you’re lying, I will introduce you to my friend Klaus over there, and trust me, you don’t want that.”
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2024-07-25 22:22:06

when you let your kid brother name your custom player
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2024-07-25 19:22:01

relax folks, it was a white couch

2024-07-25 15:03:20

Despite their intimidating appearance, Canadian dogs are actually quite affectionate.
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2024-07-24 22:05:58

Brothers Rupert and Nigel Halsey, along with schoolmate Graham “Cubby” Cubbington, formed the legendary Manchester power pop trio Alpaca Suitcase in 1987.
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2024-07-24 15:09:31

[heaven]
darwin: *looking down*
angel: what’s going on?
darwin: watch this
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2024-07-23 03:28:22

"Soon you shall be free, my brother. This I swear."
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2024-07-22 23:03:42

it is best to find out early who can and cannot be counted upon when the robot uprising begins
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2024-07-19 23:06:30

"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
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2024-07-17 15:22:41

- reply

only briefly

2024-07-17 15:12:38

ernesto looked despairingly into the jaws of fate and let out a muffled sigh
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2024-07-16 15:08:16

“We got you bro, I won’t let you go! Johnny, go around and sweep her leg. Now! Sweep the leg, Johnny!”
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2024-07-15 15:06:26

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”
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2024-07-12 18:33:47

“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I SAID MY FOOD DISH IS EMPTY.”
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2024-07-11 15:47:12

“O wise one, I have traveled for many months, crossed wide oceans, traversed vast deserts, and climbed the highest mountains in hopes you would share your great wisdom with me.”
“Have you brought the traditional offering of snacks, my child?”
“Of course.”
“Then let us begin.”
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2024-07-10 20:54:21

i can never quite tell when they’re ripe
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2024-07-10 15:28:24

"Alright, places ladies, places. Annemarie, Suzanne, you two are in the first number. Suzanne, how about you try not to fall on your face this time? Lorraine, go see Todd in makeup, you look like a clown. And Nancy, for chrissakes, put on some underwear."
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2024-07-09 18:45:48

on the next episode of copse
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2024-07-08 15:21:49

omg how do they know
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2024-07-06 15:28:37

“Alright, now try putting it in reverse.”
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2024-07-05 21:34:06

can someone help me identify this birb
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2024-06-27 04:11:53

woegurt
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2024-06-20 15:21:21

i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable
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2024-06-20 03:56:05

what really happened to the dinosaurs
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2024-06-17 21:41:12

starting to have second thoughts about the contractors i found on craigslist
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2024-06-17 15:47:46

“Know what I got for Father’s Day?”
“What?”
“A new vacuum cleaner.”
“Well, that sounds nice!”
“Eh, it’ll probably just gather dust.”
“Haha! Good one, Carl!”
“Thanks, Bill.”
“You should go tell that one to Tim.”
“Good idea! Be right back.”
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2024-03-30 14:18:26

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”
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