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2026-04-05 19:16:40 GMT

The US "Christian" pedophile President just used the most sacred day of the Christian faith to drop the F bomb, threaten other nations with "hell on Earth" and praised Allah. All so he can steal oil and sell it to enrich himself and his pedophile friends.
This is deranged blasphemy.

2026-03-23 07:50:02 GMT

Just to be clear, it is now the official position of the President of the United States that we are simultaneously:
- winning the war
- and also begging Iran for a cease fire to the war
- which we already won
- which was not a war
- which we are going to win
- and we need to send more Marines to the war
- which is why we are not doing that
- because we have a plan to win the war
- which is going perfect
- and we need help to win the war
- from weak cowards who can't win wars
- and also we killed Iran
- who refuses to reopen the strait of Hormuz
- which was never closed
- which is how we are going to win the war
- which is not happening and never has
- all so Trump can destroy Iran's nuclear program
- which Trump says he destroyed last year
- and finally hammer out a nuclear deal
- which we already had under Obama
- and which they were about to agree to
- until we went to war
- which isn't happening
- and which we are probably about to win
- which is why our troops have to die in the war
- and you have to pay $20.85/gallon for gas

2026-03-08 20:34:38 GMT

Hey
I just met you
And this is crazy
But if you find yourself about to mansplain the gender pay gap to a woman on international women's day maybe instead just shut the fuck up forever

2026-01-29 19:41:36 GMT

I don't know who needs to hear this but if that ICE agent didn't just randomly execute Alex Pretti in the street but rather targeted Alex because of that time he kicked an ICE vehicle the week before, that elevates your random murder to premeditated murder instead.
Hope that helps.

2026-01-29 19:07:30 GMT

If they had a machine that could write the script for the next blockbuster movie, or paint the next Mona Lisa with just the push of a button, they wouldn't be selling that machine to YOU.

2026-01-27 19:41:11 GMT

This is Trump's Turnberry Estate in Scotland this morning. Once again the Scots remain undefeated. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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2026-01-27 19:02:05 GMT

OMG I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I SCARED THE CATS AND ALMOST PISSED MYSELF THEY SPENT 35 MILLION DOLLARS IN ADVERTISING AND SOLD ONE FUCKING TICKET
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2026-01-26 17:32:29 GMT

Please don't think that you can stop a Nazi by pointing out hypocrisy or by pointing out that they are lying.
They know. It is a feature, not a bug.
When a fascist lies to you, they are displaying power. "I know I am lying. You know I am lying. What the fuck are you going to do about it."
When a fascist lies to other fascists, they are displaying loyalty. "I know I am lying. You know I am lying. We do this because it is how we show allegiance to the cause."
In this way, fascism is inherently an empty ideology. It stands for nothing. It believes in nothing. It can therefore lie about everything.
Except one thing: power.
Fascism MUST lie. It MUST deceive. It MUST play to baser beliefs like racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia and xenophobia, because it has literally nothing of value to offer.
They know this. We know this. That is why they lie.

2026-01-26 02:11:45 GMT

Mix yourself a nice drink

2026-01-25 20:27:23 GMT

If not Nazi why Nazi shape
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2026-01-25 18:27:47 GMT

And there is it. Textbook fascism. Hand over your rights or else we will keep murdering you in broad daylight.
https://www.newsweek.com/pam-bondi-ice-minnesota-shooting-tim-walz-letter-voter-files-11413859

2026-01-25 06:05:11 GMT

If your government can execute you on the street in broad daylight for bearing arms then you do not have the right to bear arms.
#1776

2026-01-24 22:56:44 GMT

🎵🎶🎵🎶
Hey there, delulu
What's it like in Minnesota?
You're a thousand miles from Texas
And you're riding a Toyota
Like a chode
Nobody likes you, are you slow?
Just go home
Hey there, delulu
Are you worried about resistance?
Are you shivering in your britches
Like the loser little bitches
That you are?
Does abducting children in the yard
Make your dick hard?
I.C.E. will get the guillotine
I.C.E., you'll get the guillotine
I can almost guarantee
I.C.E., you'll get the guillotine
You'll get the guillotine
Hey there, delulu
I know times are getting rough
You didn't figure Minnesota moms
Would be so friggin tough
To kill and maim
They're gonna make you wish you never came
We know your names
Hey there, delulu
Nuremberg's not just a city
You think 'Following your orders'
Is gonna work with the committee?
Here's a clue
We hung the Nazis before you
We'll hang you too
I know you think you're pretty hard
With your little vests and stock ARs
And throwing tantrums til you get your way
But everyone makes fun of you
And we got guns and rifles too
This really isn't gonna go your way
Delulu I can promise that
Your stupid little MAGA hats
Are big red targets showing where to aim
And you're to blame
Hey there, delulu
You be good when you're in prison
Hope you wake up every morning
Knowing you'll get what you've been giving
Yes I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there, delulu, here's to you
This one's for you
I.C.E. will get the guillotine
I.C.E., you'll get the guillotine
I can almost guarantee
I.C.E., you'll get the guillotine
You'll get the guillotine

2026-01-24 19:37:05 GMT

The Trump regime is executing us in the streets in broad daylight.
When the rule of law has broken down this completely, we cannot look to the law to help us.

2026-01-23 00:31:48 GMT

- reply

yes

2026-01-22 22:18:15 GMT

What they said: "Deport violent criminals"
What they did: Shoot a mother of 3 in the face
What they said: "Deport violent criminals"
What they did: Abduct a preschooler and use him as bait
What they said: "Deport violent criminals"
What they did: Rape a woman in exchange for letting her kids visit
What they said: "Deport violent criminals"
What they did: Intentionally blind a teenager for life
What they said: "Deport violent criminals"
What they did: Beat a man to death and drag his corpse away never to be seen again
Stop listening to what they say. Start listening to what they DO.

2026-01-22 21:52:45 GMT

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus kidnapped a five year old and forced him at gunpoint to be used as bait so the Roman government could abduct his parents and imprison them a death camp

2026-01-22 18:16:09 GMT

Good. You fascist freaks took the job. Feel free to resign at any time.
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2026-01-21 19:30:54 GMT

2022: We need AI actually because it's going to help humanity cure cancer and solve world hunger
2026: The billionaires made an AI that helps perverts create child porn

2026-01-21 05:57:44 GMT

1. "She shouldn't have been protesting."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face for saying 'I'm not mad at you' then you do not have the right to free speech anymore.
2. "She was trying to run him over."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face for maybe or maybe not wielding a deadly weapon then you do not have the right to bear arms anymore.
3. "She shouldn't have interfered."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face for kicking them off your property then you do not have liberty from mandatory housing anymore.
4. "She should have gotten out of the car."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face in your own home or car without a warrant then you do not have the right against unreasonable search and seizure anymore.
5. "She should have answered their questions."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face unless you tell them everything they want to know then you do not have the right against self incrimination anymore.
6. "She was helping criminals."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face just because they suspect you of a crime then you do not have the right to due process anymore.
7. She should have obeyed their orders."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face for not immediately following their orders then you do not have the right to trial by jury anymore.
8. "She had it coming the fucking bitch."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face as punishment then you do not have the right against cruel and unusual punishment anymore.
9. "It's a legally grey area."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face just because there's nothing explicitly in the Constitution that says they can't then you do not have any non-enumerated rights anymore.
10. "He was just following orders."
If ICE is allowed to shoot you in the face on the standing orders of the President or an unelected member of his cabinet then you do not have the right to separation of powers anymore.
We hold these truths to be self-evident. These are not radical, terrorist ideas. These are the values this nation was founded on - the literal Bill of Rights.
Notice what side of it they're on.

2026-01-20 03:51:06 GMT

All around me are ICE Nazi agents
Incel agents, incel faces
Bright and early for the "master races"
Going nowhere, going nowhere
There's teargas blowing up our asses
No expression, no expression
Hide your shame behind your stupid mask-es
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I don't think that you're funny
I think it's kinda sad
America is dying
And you're killing what we had
And no one's gonna help you
When someone finally breaks
Your Nuremberg is coming it's a very very
MAGA world, MAGA world

2026-01-18 20:31:25 GMT

They are taking the money that's supposed to pay for your healthcare and giving it to ICE.
They are taking the money that's supposed to pay for your child's schooling and giving it to ICE.
They are taking the money that's supposed to pay for national defense and giving it to ICE.
They are taking the money that's supposed to pay for your roads and highways and giving it to ICE.
They are taking the money that's supposed to pay for music and the arts and giving it to ICE.
They are taking the money that's supposed to pay for the preservation of our forests and giving it to ICE.
And ICE is taking that money and using it to shoot mothers in the face in broad daylight.
Any questions.

2026-01-18 19:36:49 GMT

Spotted in Minneapolis today. What's left of the mask is disintegrating by the day.
This MAGA's sign says "GAS THE IMMIGRANTS".
Gone is the pretext of "illegal"
Gone is the pretext of "criminal"
Gone is the pretext of "deport"
MAGA are Nazis. And Nazis are MAGA. They have one goal and one aim and one purpose, and that is a Holocaust. Everything else they ever say is set dressing.
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2026-01-17 19:14:13 GMT

Advice to any country currently being extorted by tariffs unless you give Greenland to Trump:
1. Declare his actions a violation of international law and treaties.
2. Revoke his passports.
3. Confiscate his assets. That means golf clubs, hotels, and assorted real estate
4. Terminate his licensing deals and seize and any all liquid funds.
Trump is a coward who cares about one thing and one thing only: money. Take that away and watch him immediately crumble.

2026-01-15 19:39:17 GMT

Stand alone if you must. But you must stand.
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2026-01-15 19:12:12 GMT

I cannot believe that literally one day after making this post, it became immediately relevant.
https://beige.party/@Lana/115889491463196459
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2026-01-14 21:20:33 GMT

Okay I'm a teacher so let me explain in simple terms what happens the second the US invades Greenland:
1. NATO dissolves.
This would literally be a founding member of NATO invading another member nation. This would be a gross violation of one of our longest held treaties in our history. NATO as it exists, would not, and could not, survive.
2. Instant war.
This triggers the defense clause of the post-WW2 agreement, a clause specifically written to trigger if this exact thing were to ever happen. We are instantly at war with (at bare minimum!) the other 11 founding nations: Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, and the UK.
3. Financial ruin.
The EU is the largest holder of US foreign debt and it isn't even close. With every country now left defending itself, most of the EU decides that loaning money to a nation currently at war with them is a bad idea. They call in the debts, stop extending us credit, and within a week every US based business from Amazon to Walmart experiences an extinction level event.
4. We never, ever recover from this.
There is absolutely no way on God's green earth any nation ever trusts us ever again after this. How the fuck could they? Even if we get rid of Trump, even if we get rid of elected Republicans, even if we get rid of MAGA as an ideology itself, all we have proven in the end is that our friendship is capricious and can't be relied on because it could just as easily flip flop in another four years.
5. This isn't even including long term effects.
This is literally just what happens the very moment we send American troops to invade Denmark soil. We lose. That's what happens. We lose forever.

2026-01-12 17:48:11 GMT

"ICE needs training"
Imma stop you right there. Jonathan Ross, the man who murdered Renee Good by shooting her in the face three times and then calling her a "fucking bitch" while fleeing the scene, is a 10 year DHS vet and a firearms instructor. He's who they get training FROM.
This can't be fixed with training. This gets fixed with consequences.

2026-01-11 21:29:51 GMT

Nazi points his gun directly at the face of an unarmed American civilian
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/878/591/214/332/622/original/78f3b7dda300c10c.mp4

2026-01-11 21:15:10 GMT

You cannot have a nation where the ruling party, the Republicans, get to break every rule, every law, every social moral and ethical norm and convention, without consequence, and the rest of us, the citizens of America, must instantly obey every order shouted at us by masked anonymous death squads, even the conflicting ones, or else face immediate execution.

2026-01-11 21:08:42 GMT

Repeat after me:
The fourth amendment explicitly forbids the government from going door to door hoping to find a crime. Your home is not a crime scene by default. The laws of our nation do not get magically suspended just because the government is curious.
This is not radical. This is the Constitution.
If ICE death squads knock on your door, tell them go fuck themselves.

2026-01-11 19:55:17 GMT

One of the strongest indicators of a fascist state is we are no longer arguing over political opinions, we are arguing over what reality is.
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2026-01-10 06:42:56 GMT

The bear wouldn't stalk me in my vehicle while filming the last few seconds of my life, shoot me in the face and call me a fucking bitch.

2026-01-10 00:11:17 GMT

The last words Renee Good said on this earth were "I'm not mad at you".
And the last thing Jonathan Ross said to her was "Fucking bitch" before putting four bullets in her face at point blank range.
The Constitution is dead and we are at war.

2026-01-09 08:55:03 GMT

There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy.
Remember this, freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are already occurring constantly throughout the nation. There are whole armies, battalions, that have no idea they've already enlisted in the cause.
Remember that the frontier of the American Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
And remember this: the MAGA need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort.
It breaks. It leaks.
Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this; the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of MAGA authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege.
Remember this: try.

2026-01-08 08:36:18 GMT

And a very merry fuck you to every Democrat who informed me that we shouldn't stand up to the ICE death squads because that would just "give Donald the justification he needs to escalate the violence".
Fascism does not need your permission to escalate the violence. It is inherently violent. It mandates it.

2026-01-08 06:57:32 GMT

Domestic terrorist Kristi Noem making excuses for the murder of scared Minnesota mom Renee Good at the hands of one of her death squads. Boost this so that Noem is the first result when you Google "domestic terrorist"
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2026-01-08 05:46:48 GMT

It's time to call them what they are: death squads.

2026-01-07 21:46:36 GMT

Every second the feds hide this guy is another second Kristy Noem is an accessory to murder. You should have arrested him hours ago.
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2026-01-07 18:45:55 GMT

This all stops as soon as enough of us stand up and say no more.

2026-01-07 18:29:28 GMT

- Millions of Epstein files have still not been released, protecting pedophiles
- NATO is threatening military retaliation against the United States
- ICE just shot a woman in the face four times
This is what happens when you elect evil plus stupid.

2026-01-06 21:38:44 GMT

Advice to European nations from an American:
Put troops in Greenland now. He will try to seize it if you don't send military assets to protect that territory. And you need to do it now. Shoot American troops if necessary.
He's an idiot and he's evil. But he's also a coward. He will back down immediately if faced with aggressive, coordinated, international opposition. It's simple. We are your enemy. Treat us as such.

2026-01-06 21:28:26 GMT

You see the difference between Iraq and Venezuela is Iraq was a foreign war over oil started by a Republican president without the approval of Congress to distract from his many scandals, whereas Venezuela is a foreign war over oil started by a Republican president without the approval of Congress to distract from his many scandals.

2026-01-06 18:55:14 GMT

GUARD #1: Halt, adventurer! Before you continue you must answer our riddle.
ORANGE GUARD: WINDMILLS CAUSE CANCER
GUARD #1: One of us always lies, and one of us
ADVENTURER: It's that one. The orange one. He's the one that always lies.
GUARD #1: but you didn't even wait to hear the whole riddle
ORANGE GUARD: INJECTING BLEACH IS GOOD FOR YOU
ADVENTURER: I got it. It's that one.
GUARD #1: you sure you don't want to, like, stay for a bit and listen, maybe get some clues or something?
ORANGE GUARD: I DIVERTED A HURRICANE WITH A SHARPIE
ADVENTURER: nope I'm sure.
GUARD #1: *sigh* okay yeah fine you got it. Proceed.
ADVENTURER: *walks past the guards*
GUARD #1: please take me with you
ORANGE GUARD: I AM THE SMARTEST AND BEST GUARD EVER I KNOW WHAT GIRAFFE IS

2026-01-04 11:16:29 GMT

Hi, you've reached my voicemail. I'm not available to answer the phone right now so when you hear the beep fucking hang up and send me a text like a normal person

2026-01-04 06:13:58 GMT

Dear MAGA,
"We got scammed" isn't the excuse that you think it is. We KNOW you keep getting scammed. That's the entire problem.
If grandma keeps driving to the bank week after week to withdraw her entire life savings because she keeps falling for the exact same Nigerian Prince Email Scam over and over the solution isn't "oh well nothing anyone can do, she just got scammed that's all." The solution is we take grandma's car keys away.

2026-01-03 19:40:32 GMT

So you're saying if a President is a felon we can just send the military in to kidnap him and his entire family and yank him out of power and install whoever we want and that's totally a legal and moral thing to do under the American justice system?
Hmmm. Interesting. Tell me more.
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2026-01-03 19:34:04 GMT

Hey remember when we captured Saddam Hussein and afterward Iraq became peaceful and prosperous and democratic and ISIS didn't happen?

2026-01-03 19:25:01 GMT

BREAKING: Senate Democrats to vote next week to block Trump from illegally invading Venezuela yesterday

2026-01-03 17:57:46 GMT

If kidnapping foreign leaders and their wives isn't an impeachable offense anymore than what the fuck is the impeachment process even for

2026-01-02 22:50:40 GMT

Oh you hate socialism?
The US spends about $106b/yr out of its $10.3t/yr budget on food stamps. That's about 0.001% of the yearly budget.
Let's put that in perspective. If you make $50,000/yr salary, about 8¢ of your taxes goes toward food stamps, and about $4,000 of it goes toward corporate subsidies (defense contracts, billionaire tax breaks, farms, distributors, oil and gas, etc).
If you're mad about the 8¢ cents instead of the $4,000 dollars, you don't hate socialism, you hate poor people.

2026-01-02 04:57:21 GMT

I'd like you to know some numbers.
340.
That's the number of brand new billionaires we made in 2025. Roughly one a day and more than any other year.
9 million.
That's the number of people who died of hunger in 2025. Over 24,000 every single day for an entire year.
40 billion.
That's the number of dollars it would cost to end world hunger. Not to alleviate it. Not to lessen it. To eradicate it.
11.
That's the percentage tax we would have needed to impose on ONLY new wealth on ONLY billionaires in ONLY 2025 in order to eradicate world hunger. Eleven percent. That's all. Compared to the vast coffers of wealth they've already accumulated that's a rounding error.
Eat the rich. Tax them now.

2026-01-01 04:00:54 GMT

Pick a New Year's Resolution

2025-12-31 06:38:58 GMT

Iowa just made history by electing their first black woman to the Senate.
She won with a 71.5% supermajority, a 27 point overperformance in a district Kamala Harris only won by 16 points, which makes the electorate swing a gobsmacking 11 points toward Democrats.
Trump has pissed off the ENTIRE nation.
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2025-12-31 02:17:05 GMT

Door dashing through the snow
In a 2010 Camry
O'er the streets I go
Just trying to feed my family (ha ha ha)
Bells on doorsteps ring
Can't see shit in this light
I hope to hell this is your house
So I get paid tonight, oh
Taco Bell, a Zinfandel,
Four slurpies and an egg,
A calzone from that place you like
That's just a block away, hey
Sushi rolls, escargot,
Lasagna with some chips,
I don't ask questions, I just drive
For $2.35 in tips.

2025-12-31 01:36:42 GMT

Trans people didn't traffick your children to a secret private island to be raped. Billionaires did that.
Immigrants didn't break into your social security accounts and steal your retirement money. Billionaires did that.
Liberals didn't slap random tariffs on every item in your grocery cart. Billionaires did that.
Feminists didn't buy up millions of homes for pennies on the dollar and make housing literally unaffordable. Billionaires did that.
Muslims didn't start dozens of wars around the world over oil and then send your sons and daughters overseas to die in them. Billionaires did that.
Stop blaming other people for what billionaires did to us.

2025-12-30 18:50:23 GMT

There is no such thing as "sex with underaged girl", CNBC. The words you're looking for are MATT GAETZ RAPED A CHILD.
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2025-12-29 18:27:51 GMT

We can't have this ⬇️
· $20 billion - ending homelessness
· $25 billion - eradicating hunger
· $79 billion - free college for all
Because we bought this instead ⬇️
· $40 billion - make Argentina great again
· $70 billion - Trump's personal Nazi ICE army
· $318 billion - Israeli genocide
· $620 billion - Pentagon contract for Don Jr
· $2.21 trillion - US military
· $4.5 trillion - billionaire tax breaks

2025-12-28 01:19:06 GMT

Your periodic reminder that denying trans kids life-saving healthcare is called "malpractice" and if you do it you shouldn't ever be allowed to call yourself a doctor again.

2025-12-23 15:17:09 GMT

But they were all of them deceived. For in the Land of Mordor in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a sixth Mambo.

2025-12-22 00:58:29 GMT

There are 0 trans people in the Epstein files. Take all the time with that you need.

2025-12-20 08:42:01 GMT

Home Alone 2: Epstein Files Edition
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2025-12-19 23:40:03 GMT

Almost every single page of the Epstein files looks like this. One document totaling 119 pages is completely like this. Just black squares over every single page.
This is not "releasing the files" as ordered to by both Congress and a court order.
Every single person involved in this should be in jail.
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2025-12-18 20:02:57 GMT

Man with a Nazi tattoo on his hand spotted in the oval office today
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2025-12-18 18:07:57 GMT

Gee, I wonder what this war is actually about? If only there was some kind of clue.
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2025-12-17 02:35:03 GMT

MAGA: women are the people who bear children!
WOMEN: many of us don't have kids.
MAGA: ok but women are the people who could!
WOMEN: lots of us can't.
MAGA: women are people with periods!
WOMEN: many women don't menstruate.
MAGA: women are people with a uterus!
WOMEN: you can literally remove your uterus.
MAGA: women are people born with a uterus!
WOMEN: you can also be born without one.
MAGA: women are people with two X chromosomes!
WOMEN: you can be a cis woman with a Y chromosome.
MAGA: women are people who are female at conception!!
WOMEN: bro EVERYONE is female at conception.
MAGA: WOMEN HAVE VAGINAS AND MEN HAVE THE PENIS!!
WOMEN: you're not going to believe this.

2025-12-16 21:17:43 GMT

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they go fucking ballistic when we call them Nazis.

2025-12-15 18:56:41 GMT

A very sad thing happened on Sept 10, at Utah University. Charlie Kirk, a tortured and struggling neo-Nazi podcaster has passed away, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as Trumpism sometimes referred to as MAGA DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. He was known to have driven people CRAZY by his raging obsession over trans people with his obvious paranoia reaching new heights as the women's liberation movement surpassed all goals and expectations of greatness and with the Golden Age of Feminism upon us perhaps like never before. May Charlie Kirk rest in piss.
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2025-12-15 00:51:18 GMT

There is money for ICE.
There is money for ballrooms.
There is money for golden toilets.
There is money for the president of Argentina.
There is money for prosecuting political enemies.
There is money for death camps.
There is money for DOGE.
There is money for new jets for Kristy Noem.
There is money for golf every weekend.
There is money for war with Venezuela.
There is no money for healthcare, housing, or food.
Making us suffer is a policy choice.

2025-12-14 21:58:41 GMT

Reviewing Classic Christmas Stories As A Klingon:
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. A Ferenghi businessman is haunted by three spirits who attempt to remind him of his honor. The Ferenghi should have simply slain the demons who attacked him. 3/5 Christmas Bat'leths. Glory to Tiny Tim!
The Gift of the Magi by O. Henry. Two pathetic humans attempt a mating ceremony in which they sell their most prized possessions in order to purchase gifts for each other. Incomprehensible. Why does the female not simply bite the male to show her affection. 1/5 Christmas Bat'leths.
The Nutcracker by E.T.A. Hoffman. A child's toy comes to life and defeats the evil Rat King in glorious hand-to-hand combat. Then the toy's honor is memorialized in dance and song. A true warrior's tale! 5/5 Christmas Bat'leths.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr Seuss. A cautionary tale. A Klingon from a lowly house is shunned by his peers and forced to live without honor on the outskirts of town. Instead of seeking honor and glory on his own like a true Klingon, he instead sneaks around under cover of darkness and steals the town's presents with the help of his faithful targ. As punishment, Kah'less removes his warrior spirit and he is doomed to stay in the small town facing his dishonor every day. If he had the heart of a warrior, he would have done battle against Whoville and claimed the glory of Christmas for his own. 4/5 Christmas Bat'leths.
The Nightmare Before Christmas by Tim Burton. The King of Halloween Town assigns three children to kidnap the demon Sandy Claws because he is a coward who refuses to fight his own battles. They too fail, because none of them possess the heart of a warrior. 0/5 Christmas Bat'leths. Tim Burton has no honor.
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer by Robert L. May. A young warrior is shunned by his peers due to a physical deformity. He leaves his family and house to seek his own glory. He returns after defeating a dentist, a filthy gold-loving Ferenghi prospector, and an abominable snowman. Recognizing his fearless warrior spirit, he is given the place of honor at the front of Santa's sleigh. 5/5 Christmas Bat'leths. Glory upon the House of Rudolph!

2025-12-13 17:46:03 GMT

The best part of being a vampire:

2025-12-09 06:33:04 GMT

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2025-12-07 02:21:56 GMT

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MAGA: We need to bring prayer back in public schools. This is why we need a government based on the Bible.
MATTHEW 6:6 : Do not pray in public. Instead, when you pray, go to your room, close the door, and pray to your Father who is unseen.
MAGA: Not that part of the Bible

2025-12-07 02:12:37 GMT

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MAGA: Abortion is always immoral under any circumstance. This is why we need a government based on the Bible.
NUMBERS 5:16 :The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. Here the priest is to cause the woman to drink the bitter water and say —“May this bitter water enter your body so that either your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.”
MAGA: Not that part of the Bible

2025-12-07 02:06:09 GMT

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MAGA: Transgender is a mental illness and mutilating their bodies is immoral. This is why we need a government based on the Bible.
MATTHEW 19:12 : "There are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the glory of the Kingdom of Heaven."
MAGA: Not that part of the Bible

2025-12-07 02:01:02 GMT

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MAGA: Cancelling student debt is immoral. This is why we need a government based on the Bible.
DEUTERONOMY 15:1: At the end of every seven years you must cancel all debts. This is how it is to be done: Every creditor shall cancel the loan he has made to his fellow Israelite. He shall not require payment from his fellow Israelite or brother, because the LORD's time for canceling debts has been proclaimed.
MAGA: Not that part of the Bible

2025-12-07 01:57:00 GMT

MAGA: Giving foreigners the same benefits as native-born citizens is immoral. This is why we need a government based on the Bible.
LEVITICUS 19:34 : "The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were once foreigners in the land of Egypt. I am the Lord your God"
MAGA: Not that part of the Bible

2025-12-06 19:05:03 GMT

It would be a real shame if this photo of President Barak Obama receiving the *actual* Nobel Peace Prize goes viral today for no apparent reason
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/674/178/993/458/239/original/54604ee19e12ce9c.jpg

2025-12-06 18:03:16 GMT

Okay I'm a teacher, so let me break this down for you in the simplest terms possible.
Let's say I am teaching a math class. The subject is addition. I teach you how to add two numbers together to get a different number. Then I give you an addition assignment so you can try a few examples for yourself.
Student A writes "2+2=4". This is correct. Student A gets points both for having completed the assignment and for getting the answer correct.
Student B writes "2+2=5". This is incorrect. However, I can see that student B is trying to engage with the material. I can help student B understand their mistake and correct it for next time. I can mark the answer wrong and make curriculum notes.
Student C writes "2+2=-64,863,702". This is wildly incorrect, and the student will not receive points for completing the assignment. I can tell from this response that student C not only did not understand the material, but likely got frustrated and just wrote down any old number because they knew it was going to be wrong. I can still help student C. They're going to need a lot of assistance, but that's the job. I can mark the answer wrong and make curriculum notes, including suggestions for how to help the student engage more with the subject matter.
Student D writes "2+2=JESUS WANTS YOU TO DIE". This is obvious nonsense. It's not just that the answer is wildly incorrect. And it goes beyond the fact that the student did not complete the assignment. And it even goes beyond the fact that the student is not engaging with the subject material or my class. In addition to all that, they have also decided to insult me, make veiled death threats, and use religion as a pretext for it. Obviously I have to mark the answer wrong. But perhaps not as obviously, there isn't much I can do to help this student. They have chosen not to engage with the material, with me, or with the entire concept of learning in general. They looked at a math assignment and decided the best thing to do was insult and threaten the teacher. The best thing I can do for the rest of my classroom is pull this student out of class and try to place them in some form of therapy for whatever behavioral issues this student is clearly struggling with.
The Oklahoma U student who wrote the "essay" about her "demonic" trans science teacher is this last kind of student. She got the answers wrong. Very wrong. Her assertions were unsupported, uncited, and lacked scientific rigor. But beyond that, she just chose not to complete the assignment. The assignment was to write an academic argument about a particular scientific article. Instead of doing this, she chose to write a sermon. And if she had stopped there, she would have been in the same boat as Student C who decided that 2+2=-64,863,702. But she didn't. She decided to include in her sermon a number of insults and death threats, which were aimed directly at her instructor. And she did all this from a place of perceived religious superiority.
"TRANS PEOPLE SHOULD DIE GOD TOLD ME SO" is not an answer to 2+2.
She MORE than earned a zero on that essay. And if she had turned in that shit in my classroom she would have been taken off my roster and recommended to appropriate mental health services.

2025-12-05 19:18:49 GMT

"I voted to have a serial rapist strip my daughters of their fundamental human rights and now they don't feel safe around me for some reason. My daughters are mentally ill. They are the problem."
- MAGA garbage person
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2025-12-05 19:13:43 GMT

Yes I will die on this hill thank you for asking
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2025-12-03 21:44:24 GMT

One thing I've learned from watching true crime podcasts is that psychopaths love making shitty music

2025-12-01 18:41:23 GMT

Ranking The Most Iconic Horror Movies By The Accuracy Of Their Titles
THE SHINING: 2/10 Movie contains very few shiny things. Most of the movie takes place at night or indoors in dark rooms.
HALLOWEEN: 6/10 Movie does takes place during Halloween. However, points lost since none of the sequels take place during or around Halloween.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: 10/10 It sure was all three of those.
PSYCHO: 5/10 Fully 50% of psycho contains no psycho. While Bates himself was certainly psycho, we don't even meet him until about halfway through the movie.
THE EXORCIST: 9/10 Movie does contain exorcist, doing exorcisms on a exorcisee. But the priest isn't really why you go see The Exorcist. You go because you want to see a little girl spin her head around 360° and crab walk on the ceiling. Should have been named "CRABWALKER ON THE CEILING".
THE THING: 10/10 It sure was.
JAWS: 10/10 Movie does indeed contain several jaws, including the ones on the shark.
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET: 3/10 Movie contains a few nightmares, but very few mentions of the address or street name.
ALIEN: 10/10 Yep.
GET OUT: 10/10 He sure did.
SCREAM: 10/10 They sure did.
POLTERGEIST: 10/10 It sure was.
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS: 0/10 What the hell is this shit. Zero lambs in the entire movie and every character talks non-stop in every scene. I paid good money for two hours of quiet, pastoral sheep scenes and instead I get people talking to each other.

2025-11-28 08:58:17 GMT

WEBSITE: enter password
ME: okay here ya go
WEBSITE: incorrect password
ME: na it's not, babes. check again.
WEBSITE: incorrect password
ME: hmmm maybe I mistyped something. I'll type it slower this time.
WEBSITE: incorrect password
ME: your mom's a incorrect password.
WEBSITE: maybe you forgot your password?
ME: idk maybe.
WEBSITE: do you want to reset it?
ME: ya ok fine whatever
WEBSITE: type new password
ME: here ya go
WEBSITE: new password cannot be the same as old password
ME: asdfhjkl what the fuck do you mean a second ago you said that password was incorrect
WEBSITE: it is
ME: so let me get this straight... the password I just gave you...
WEBSITE: yes?
ME: the new password, the one I'm trying to reset my old password to...
WEBSITE: uh huh?
ME: that password is being rejected because it's the same as the old password...
WEBSITE: mmhmm?
ME: which is incorrect because it's not my password.
WEBSITE: you got it!
ME: that makes negative sense.
WEBSITE: I don't know what to tell you man. just pick a different password?
ME: motherfucker
WEBSITE: password "motherfucker" accepted.
ME: you know what, I ain't even mad.
WEBSITE: now please prove that you are human by solving this fourier transform in 5-dimensional noneuclidian space.
ME: FUUUUUUUUUU—

2025-11-24 22:04:44 GMT

You can only pick one

2025-11-24 20:38:07 GMT

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sounds like grounds for immediate disbarment

2025-11-22 22:07:45 GMT

Wait you mean to tell me that MAGA fascism is fueled by foreign disinformation bots?? Who could have ever guessed.
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2025-11-21 19:33:58 GMT

The hero of The Wizard of Oz is not Dorothy. It's not Scarecrow. It's not the Lion. It's not the Tin Woodsman. It's not even The Wizard.
The hero of that story is Toto. The dog that peeled back the curtain and exposed the Wizard for the charlatan he really was.
Next time Trump starts up his stupid misogynist bullying women schtick, somebody in the room needs to say directly to his face and on mic, "What the fuck is wrong with you, old man?"
Do it. Do it tomorrow. Be Toto. Pull back the curtain. Be the big damn hero.

2025-11-21 18:00:32 GMT

Trump is a traitor and I'm tired of pretending that's just some dramatic insult. It's not poetry. It's not exaggeration. "Traitor" is simply the most accurate one-word descriptor in the English language.
1. He obeys foreign bosses.
- When all 17 U.S. intelligence agencies said that Russia attacked us, Trump's response was "well Putin told me he didn't."
- He created the position of "Director of the White House Presidential Personnel Office", tasked with vetting new employees, and then installed a Russian national in it.
2. He profits from selling classified secrets.
- He stole classified documents and hid them in a bathroom in his private residence from our own intelligent agencies so they couldn't even assess the damage.
- He spilled Israeli intelligence directly to Russian officials while in the oval office.
3. He sabotaged American defenses against election attacks
- He didn't just ignore foreign interference. He actively floated the notion of "working on cyber security with Russia" - the country attacking our election systems.
4. He used violence to try to stay in power after losing
- When he lost the election, he didn't leave.
- First he tried to cancel the election itself.
- Then he conspired with election officials to try to invent false votes to make it look like he won
- He created fake electors and sent them to the capital with falsified election documents
- Then he staged a violent coup that resulted in six deaths and almost cost many sitting congresspeople their lives.
I'm tired of pretending this doesn't amount to treason. All five elements of the crime are extant: an assembly of physical force, giving our enemies aid and comfort, an observable overt act, at least two witnesses, and even multiple public confessions.
Donald Trump is a traitor.

2025-11-20 19:20:59 GMT

Interesting how when Roe v Wade got overturned men were like "ladies just keep your legs closed" and now for some reason there's a "male loneliness epidemic" and they can't seem to imagine why.

2025-11-20 17:53:52 GMT

He had ONE meeting with a guy who orders the deaths of his political opposition and now he thinks he can do the same.
Quiet, piggy. Or we'll quiet you.
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2025-11-20 03:46:08 GMT

Look guys I know this seems bad but I think it's important to keep things in perspective. Yes, we are now at the point where a random drunken middle aged man with an ICE badge can follow your daughter into the women's bathroom at a fucking Denny's or whatever and wave his loaded gun in her face for no reason. But on the other hand, two trans volleyball players won't be able to play volleyball with their friends. TWO. In the entire country.
So, you know. Totally worth it. Right? #MAGA #Winning
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2025-11-18 19:08:25 GMT

I love how every culture on earth has their own delicious version of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit

2025-11-17 20:02:10 GMT

I like immigrants.
I like their food.
I like their language.
I like their work ethic.
I like their culture.
I like their music.
I like their dance.
I like their art.
I like that they are different than me.
I cannot be the only person who feels this way.

2025-11-17 18:41:16 GMT

TRUMP: wtf where am I
SATAN: oh hey there buddy! you're in hell. you died. you died and now you're in hell
TRUMP: no no no I'm not supposed to be here
SATAN: oh no you're definitely supposed to be here. there's just one tiny problem.
TRUMP: problem? what problem?
SATAN: well you see hell is full. we have no place to put you.
TRUMP: awesome
SATAN: but don't worry, we're gonna fit you in. we just need to let someone go.
TRUMP: fuck
SATAN: but hey, I'm a nice guy. I'll make this fair on you. I'll let you choose who to set free and you can take their place. sound fair?
TRUMP: shit fuck no absolu—
SATAN: ha ha just kidding you don't get a choice. this is hell not epstein's island. now look over here, I have 3 doors. pick your torment.
SATAN: [opens door #1, revealing President George Bush repeatedly climbing an extra tall diving board and jumping off the top into a belly flop then getting out and doing it all over again]
TRUMP: nope can't do that.
SATAN: you sure? looks like fun. you love being by the water. and surely a man as "physically fit" as you would love exercise.
TRUMP: uhhh no. bone spurs. can't. it's a medical condition.
SATAN: okay. it's your funeral.
SATAN: [opens door #2, revealing President Ronald Reagan toiling away with a pickaxe breaking open rocks into tiny pebbles for eternity]
TRUMP: oh fuck no. can't do that one either.
SATAN: what's wrong? got bone spurs on your hands too? ha ha ha.
TRUMP: no it's just those those rocks look... uhhh... woke. yeah. woke and Marxist.
SATAN: fine fine have it your way. let's try door #3.
SATAN: [opens door #3, revealing President Bill Clinton lying down strapped to a bed while Monica Lewinsky deep throats him over and over.
SATAN: what about this one? idk man this looks pretty horrible.
TRUMP: oh I could get used to that.
SATAN: you sure? once you pick, you can't change your mind. I'd seriously reconsider the pool room or the rocks room if I was you.
TRUMP: fuck those. I definitely want this one. give me the blowjob room you stupid soyboy.
SATAN: alrighty then. remember, I said this was your choice. Monica, sweetie, you can go.

2025-11-16 22:37:05 GMT

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been an enemy to the left for years. Never once has she had her life, or the lives of her family threatened.
She's been the enemy of the right for one day and already she has had to hire security to protect her and her family from all the rape and death threats.
Never tell me again both sides are the same.

2025-11-14 23:49:08 GMT

So let me get this straight
The racist 30-year old Republicans who were revealed in leaked chats to be Hitler worshipping Nazis, those are "just kids"
But the 13- and 14-year old victims of sexual abuse and sex trafficking by Trump and Epstein, they were "young women" who were "barely legal"
Do I have that right?

2025-11-13 18:42:39 GMT

This is the way.
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson rejects racist language about immigrants.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/115/543/854/755/738/401/original/866fe43d76850037.mp4

2025-11-11 18:57:15 GMT

DONALD TRUMP: [wanders away into a field like a depressed tortoise]
DEMS: fine fine we give in

2025-11-11 06:41:31 GMT

What do you believe?