Pro #democracy, #gay, #tech enthusiast #bro. Death to #facebook! #totk (and all things #zelda) and #kingdomhearts are my happy place. I'm inclined to #philosophy, #thoughtful, adopt #stoicism whenever possible, soft spot for #law, interested in #uspol and #politics abroad. I believe in both #enterprise tech and #smallweb. #pittsburgh native who lived all over the place and then came home. #fediverse forever!! Proud husbro to @mrburns and doggo-dad to @harleythedoggo.
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Last Notes npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 NUMBER ONE FRUIT KILL DIABETI https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/116/723/076/484/959/926/original/1c82cecd564d7d4f.jpeg npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 It’s 4:19am so naturally the theme from Paper Boy for GameBoy just popped into my head… npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…9yvc @nprofile…j6zt Star Trek II: The Wrath of the Kahn Corporation’s Lawyer npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…gfcd I think both things can be true no? 🤔 npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 My dog is nine years old, still acts like a puppy much of the time, and is *still* learning. He's actually really frigging smart and able to pick up new things and I just love exploring the world and communication with him. I've recently reinforced that *anytime* he brings his lambchop lammy toy to me, I will treat him. He has 3 of these identical toys. I hide them, and he finds them throughout the day and turns the in for his reward. Love my lil guy so much. #dogs #dogsofmastodon npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…gfcd Yeah this has no practical meaning. It’s meant to hurt. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 I'm crying because it's beautiful. I'm crying because it's ugly. I'm crying because it's true. I'm crying because it's us. #nevent1q…sms6 npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…gfcd Yes, yes, 100% yes… which thing is it this time? npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…65q8 Ridiculous, Ridiculous! says I. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…65q8 But do you also get 11 months of paid time off or something? npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…65q8 As far as I can tell, every three days is a public holiday in the UK. We deal with a UK supplier and I shit you not, I have never. once. not. gotten an out of office reply for some thing or another. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…gfcd Buy lumber. "Buy lumber," is of course the end of that sentence. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…wnsj @nprofile…gfcd Oh yeah I declare myself not-enronesque all the time. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…gfcd 08, and Enron, are two events that my ocd-adhd brain just absolutely fixates on. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…xwug @nprofile…0gke Disxovery’s just going to be a recycle truck dumping glass bottles into the court room taken from the J Edgar Hoover building. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…vlnx I am sorry for your loss. You honor them both by remembering them here for we the audience to read. :) npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…44dh Any time window when the big announcement might drop? npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Today I learned that the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem is, and I shit you not, a man named Pirebattista Pizzaballa. Honestly thought AP News was trolling me but nope. This is an actual thing that exists, this person thusly named. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierbattista_Pizzaballa npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…v5q3 Activate perimeter defenses, secure main yard!! npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Wow who knew this No Kings thing would work out so well for the United States. We might have to consider changing the whole basis for our government to something that WAIT A MINUTE… npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 This is the life that my mom's husband's family chose. There is such a reverborating, echoing, resonating dissonance between the values of Christianity and this White Fear. The "boss" referred to here is a supervisor at SpaceX. https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/116/278/959/768/659/338/original/b061e2da1e974cf6.png npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Thank god they caught him when he was in the Fields, otherwise he could've been St. Martin on the John or St. Martin in the Porno Theatre. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Anyone else severely injure their back while (checks notes) sleeping? npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Is there a clear cache for the human mind brain? npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Orange jello with mandarin oranges and whip cream. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 That's RIGHT tha'z what I'm talkin' bout. Gooo New Yawk! #nevent1q…antt npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…6zuf Totally. I even built my own and those are blocked as well. Kinda sucks. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…mfuv England takes over France again in 2089 and this is what we end up with. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Harley the doggo pulled the classic canine crime: he stole half the turkey. It was a boneless whole breast, so nothing really to worry about, but he did eat like 50% of the total amount of prepared turkey. Stupid cute bastard. <3 https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/115/624/635/086/672/367/original/54f4419e9174b177.jpeg npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…n225 Now we suckle from the nipple of despair. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Only I could make $8 look this good. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Have you ever just low key admitted that you’ve spent a lot of time staring at baby dicks for no reason connected with your life’s work? Trump has. #trump #usa #uspol #politics #moron https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/115/345/676/799/032/660/original/75bb1060cf917805.jpeg npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Something I have noticed when Republicans want to jam a bill or vote through is they do it over and over and over again. For anyone who has some insight, I’m curious: do Democrats do this too and I just haven’t noticed it, or are the R’s just really good at legislative insanity? #politics #uspol #usa #government #civics npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…6yg2 @nprofile…yr2c Trump says he’ll use the same tactics. Do we believe that will work to the same outcome as colleges? npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 I hate Stephen Miller. That’s it, that’s the whole toot. Just really fucking hate that guy and his extremely punchable face. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…g3cq Are you talking about the criminal sandwich trebuchet? npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…t5r6 @nprofile…ac40 This… no, see… that’s not, that’s not possible. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Read this big thread from @nprofile…r5mx. It’s brilliant and real. https://toad.social/@wdlindsy/114987618522557591 npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…f9az @nprofile…qz4x @nprofile…qf5d “The graph goes to infinity and there are no asymptotes!” —Every publicly traded company npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Neato. https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/114/933/698/340/168/917/original/0740591752475e3a.jpeg npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Welp. Just tried to put my glasses on over my other glasses. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 I’m trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 My husband had an interactive dream about work and he woke up screaming about how the email signatures were all wrong. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Trump said the Iranian sites were “obliterated” so we can safely infer that they were definitely not obliterated. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…3nsk You might be underperforming with a draw here. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Black to move https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/114/723/621/479/072/964/original/e2f2e77dfd790eb4.png npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 This, this today will be a paragraph and a few pictures in the history books. Unless Ron DeSantis gets to sensor them all. Today was a win. Use it. Slingshot the effort forward and up. The only way out is through. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Incredible. https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/114/684/858/767/932/807/original/4638498a794a450b.png npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Nashville. #nokings https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/114/684/607/299/746/242/original/8a95a75cd6510d1d.png npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 No recording allowed. That’s what the federal law enforcement agent said to Senator Padilla’s aide. Recording while he was being handcuffed for asking a question 10 feet from a bank of press cameras. “There’s no recording allowed [at this… (checks notes) press conference].” npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Can you please explain to my why driving six white horses makes her come? npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Jesus god help us all. https://timeloop.cafe/@Taweret/114390093604267175 npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…xzjz @nprofile…pwaf When those ‘dendrii decide to bloom they explode with color don’t they? And such complex and dainty flowers from bushes that can get to be *huge*! A house I lived in after my college years had a TWO STORY rhododendron out front and when that thing decided to bloom we had the prettiest house on the block. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…afth @nprofile…c5de (tennis-clap) npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Why do people think it’s ok to sit in a booth at a restaurant and have a speakerphone conversation for the entire time they’re there (dining alone)? How does that thing not go off in your head that says “this is disruptive, possibly (very) rude?” npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 If I were a lawyer and I had to do a billion dollars of probono work for Trump, my new billable rate would be $5bn/hr billed in 15 minute increments. ;) npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…kmvs We almost drove off the road looking at it! npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…fynq @nprofile…5lyf I think the part where I almost lost my cool on the call was where a person who is intelligent enough to know better but is still a Trump supporter responded to someone saying “these are not manufactured in the US” with “not yet.” Like somehow we’re going to get ramped up to build all the various components in high end computers by Thursday, or even in this goddamn decade. It takes *years*, tens-of-years in some cases, to approach this scale. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…fynq @nprofile…5lyf I just had an incredibly depressing call with hardware manufacturers with Intel on the line and we were calculating not for keyboards, but for the servers one might plug a keyboard into, the various tariffs already incurred, happening now, and expected to happen within the next 180 days. For reference, many advanced servers take 180 days to stand up. It is a actual, grade-A USDA Certified ShiteShow:tm: of the first degree. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 Protest: coming to a downtown Pittsburgh near you. #protest #pittsburgh #trump #chicken https://cdn.masto.host/hactivedirectorycom/media_attachments/files/114/286/431/435/472/670/original/249f079bb13d398e.jpeg npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 I demand waffle fries. And also just regular waffles. With fries on the side. Someone take me to the diner. npub150tudh6kaw4360lwp8cmsw24wm50d0h3laqc6gh9dfcrwy94ffmsa23aal 🎃 Ominous Josh 🤔 @nprofile…lz7q Taking notes; I too have a husband with a penchant for home assistant. :)