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2026-05-09 06:13:42 GMT

#Padres #mlb #baseball
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2026-04-19 01:56:41 GMT

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@nprofile…n8qg I also hate jury duty

2026-04-01 01:51:13 GMT

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2026-03-28 03:28:17 GMT

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@nprofile…8kca
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2026-03-26 20:35:22 GMT

Season's over. See you next spring.

2026-03-22 00:48:55 GMT

Consciousness is a curse
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2026-03-20 03:13:31 GMT

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@nprofile…8kca I think they drugged that baby

2026-03-10 01:17:52 GMT

Rooting for the Dominicans to win this thing tbh

2026-03-09 01:37:10 GMT

Good God, what a shellacking

2026-03-08 00:48:58 GMT

We're getting Libya 2 with a refugee crisis that's at least 10x as large
Depending on how much longer the strait stays closed we're also getting a massive energy shock along with it
I can't even begin to imagine the chaos this is going to unleash on the region

2026-03-05 19:54:57 GMT

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@nprofile…0c09 Mullin is both dumber and more evil than Noem

2026-03-04 05:33:59 GMT

I believe in Talarico

2026-03-04 01:43:11 GMT

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@nprofile…8rk8 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minitel

2026-03-03 20:50:24 GMT

American Evangelicalism is a death cult

2026-03-03 02:34:58 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q--BEZQA3RE

2026-03-01 06:51:24 GMT

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@nprofile…8rk8 Who has more VPs: Iran or Citibank?

2026-02-28 07:06:30 GMT

The Iranian regime is evil but I don't trust Bibi and Trump to have Iranians best interests in mind

2026-02-27 05:47:24 GMT

Don't forget to doom tonight

2026-02-20 18:53:36 GMT

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@nprofile…8rk8 Relatable

2026-02-20 01:51:51 GMT

My electricity left me

2026-02-19 21:34:52 GMT

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The mascot thing is hilarious, though.
Making these despondent athletes stand out there for even longer so some hack can get an extra minute on camera
Lmao

2026-02-19 21:30:08 GMT

The Canadians look so sad getting their medals

2026-02-10 07:32:26 GMT

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@nprofile…u9tw Would you rather die in nuclear hellfire or live in Alpine?
I already know my answer

2026-02-09 04:01:22 GMT

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@nprofile…0c09 It was a stomping

2026-02-06 01:55:37 GMT

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@nprofile…n8qg Avocado should be on a tier way above the others by itself

2026-02-05 08:06:00 GMT

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@nprofile…lukd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdGOrcUEg8

2026-02-05 03:23:53 GMT

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@nprofile…lukd I'm going to write in Bloomberg like I do for every election

2026-02-01 06:11:49 GMT

Blexas

2026-01-30 22:59:24 GMT

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@nprofile…uxug How many dead mice did you find?

2026-01-29 20:35:59 GMT

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@nprofile…da4u I would be shocked if this wasn't fake.

2026-01-29 03:52:57 GMT

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@nprofile…8pwj You're gonna need them in about 2 weeks

2026-01-28 03:03:07 GMT

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@nprofile…n8qg Understandable

2026-01-27 02:45:06 GMT

I'm glad that Senate Democrats are finally doing something but I'm worried they're going to settle for body cams and "extra training" for the Gestapo

2026-01-25 00:27:13 GMT

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@nprofile…eaye This was back in the early 00s, too. I have no idea where they got it from.

2026-01-25 00:23:38 GMT

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@nprofile…eaye My favorite Chinese restaurant ever (which has since closed) used to play Sinicized covers of old-timey cowboy music

2026-01-23 18:29:30 GMT

It dropped below 65 and drizzled this morning

2026-01-20 19:26:58 GMT

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@nprofile…uxug Beans

2026-01-15 18:09:39 GMT

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@nprofile…8pwj I don't care for Star Trek

2026-01-12 19:12:57 GMT

Surprised there aren't folks out there slashing tires
I guess that's the next step

2026-01-12 03:07:40 GMT

EVERYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PULL ALL OF YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK
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2026-01-10 18:46:37 GMT

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@nprofile…0c09 Robophobe

2026-01-05 22:35:11 GMT

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@nprofile…da4u I favor anyone who polls well and hates Republicans

2026-01-05 19:26:02 GMT

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2026-01-05 05:48:10 GMT

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@nprofile…kcm6 It would leak

2026-01-03 23:47:38 GMT

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@nprofile…8kca Only tangentially related but if there's a lockout next year he's gonna fuck with everyone's Visas to try to get the union to cave

2026-01-03 17:59:33 GMT

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@nprofile…dnhg
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2026-01-03 04:43:55 GMT

Bees??

2025-12-28 02:49:56 GMT

This SDSU game is heartbreaking. Went for 2 twice, failed both times, and now they're gonna lose by 2.
#cfb

2025-12-27 05:53:16 GMT

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@lieberalWhenever I see a trailer for a new Timothée Chalamet movie
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2025-12-26 02:26:04 GMT

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2025-12-25 18:29:26 GMT

I am become Santa, bringer of jollity

2025-12-25 04:39:50 GMT

The George C Scott version of A Christmas Carol is the best one

2025-12-24 20:44:49 GMT

My neighbor just lost a tree. Luckily it didn't fall onto his house.

2025-12-24 20:19:53 GMT

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@nprofile…cdms I'm convinced that I'm going to lose power sometime tonight

2025-12-24 17:15:26 GMT

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@nprofile…ypuz
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2025-12-24 02:24:12 GMT

It's the Holidays. Treat yourself.
Put some extra cheese on your beans.

2025-12-23 05:39:22 GMT

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@nprofile…y34k Dick Speed Test

2025-12-23 02:11:19 GMT

Tamales and Kirkland wine for dinner

2025-12-22 20:38:18 GMT

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@nprofile…yajv Yes, I know the lottery is an idiot tax
Yes, I know I won't win
BUT THAT'S A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY

2025-12-22 20:27:43 GMT

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@nprofile…yajv Yeah but what if, man???
WHAT IF????

2025-12-21 19:32:14 GMT

I hope you're all watching the PBS Create Jacques Pépin 90th birthday marathon instead of rank, common football this Sunday

2025-12-21 04:33:23 GMT

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2025-12-19 05:43:37 GMT

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@nprofile…cdms
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2025-12-19 04:50:33 GMT

Michael King is re-signing with the Padres
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
#baseball #padres

2025-12-18 02:06:40 GMT

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@nprofile…n2xf I just assumed you typed with a stutter and it would be rude to comment on

2025-12-17 17:42:40 GMT

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@nprofile…ypuz Bush should be in an oubliette beneath The Hague

2025-12-16 06:03:20 GMT

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@nprofile…y34k
Gotta be able to fit through the door
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2025-12-15 02:30:53 GMT

Jacksonville is going to win the Super Bowl
#nfl

2025-12-14 19:07:54 GMT

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@nprofile…wp9g Santa is a SERB

2025-12-14 06:42:21 GMT

I still like The West Wing

2025-12-13 01:51:51 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKl6B2CX2tY

2025-12-12 07:13:04 GMT

Shopping for a step parent who has been convinced that he is going to die any day now for years is hard

2025-12-12 06:40:08 GMT

The president, while riding a bicycle on his vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop.

2025-12-12 02:37:31 GMT

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@nprofile…cdms Manager is basically chief cheerleader now. I'm fine with signing someone solely for the vibes.

2025-12-10 23:49:48 GMT

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@nprofile…cdms I really want him to go on a miracle run to finally get his ring

2025-12-10 23:32:23 GMT

I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona

2025-12-10 22:00:32 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff It's called Evangelism. Look it up, sweaty. 💅

2025-12-10 16:34:42 GMT

Happy Wednesday to those who celebrate 🎊

2025-12-09 05:08:39 GMT

Home sweet home 😌

2025-12-08 23:56:13 GMT

Got through TSA in under 10 minutes. Shit feels weird.

2025-12-06 05:18:55 GMT

Total War Medieval 3 Announced 🤓
It isn't released until the 2030s 😦

2025-12-06 01:53:28 GMT

Two year olds sure do cry a lot

2025-12-05 15:46:56 GMT

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@nprofile…yajv @nprofile…y34k Tell that to Ötzi

2025-12-05 15:36:26 GMT

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@nprofile…yajv @nprofile…y34k Man was not meant to live in places where it consistently drops below 65

2025-12-05 15:31:09 GMT

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@nprofile…y34k I'm in Portland and it's fucking cold and raining. I'm never leaving southern California again.
Also the Alaska terminal has a combination Panda Express / Jack in the Box

2025-12-04 17:41:05 GMT

@nprofile…y34k Have you been through the remodeled part of the airport yet? It's so much nicer.

2025-12-04 17:40:13 GMT

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@nprofile…yajv You're fucking crazy

2025-12-04 03:00:13 GMT

I always get so stressed out the night before a flight

2025-12-03 02:20:31 GMT

Al Gore would've won

2025-12-03 01:46:26 GMT

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@nprofile…6xep NYT saying low turnout in Nashville. It's Joever. Still a great showing.

2025-12-03 01:42:00 GMT

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@nprofile…6xep WHAT

2025-12-02 19:35:26 GMT

Interplanetary invasions to relax/study to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO74A3o5zPs

2025-12-02 19:19:25 GMT

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@nprofile…wp9g It's Britney, bitch

2025-12-02 17:47:28 GMT

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@nprofile…ypuz Yes. People get fake notes for it, too.

2025-12-02 17:43:32 GMT

Going up to Portland this weekend and of course it's going to be raining the entire fucking time.

2025-11-30 03:17:05 GMT

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@nprofile…n2xf They really need that train

2025-11-29 18:30:17 GMT

Reading about late Roman Republic proscriptions and daydreaming

2025-11-29 05:21:41 GMT

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@nprofile…tlff @nprofile…n2xf Or using the light attachment and draining your batteries in a matter of hours

2025-11-27 23:16:44 GMT

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2025-11-27 16:24:03 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good Turkey!