Obsolete

It’s About Time (one season 1967)
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0059997/
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2024-11-17 02:27:40 GMT

What if global warming melts all the icebergs and there's nothing to grow the lettuce on?
#nerlingersjokes #humor

2024-11-13 20:56:55 GMT

BREAKING - Trump names Tommy Flanagan as Secretary of Truth
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2024-11-13 15:34:01 GMT

Ironically, all the immigrants that voted to “take their country back” will be taken back to their country.

2024-11-05 16:03:10 GMT

Now that it’s over I have to say Trump’s 2024 campaign was the worst, most bizarre political campaign I’ve ever witnessed for any public office.
#election2024 #maga #trump
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2024-11-03 01:28:49 GMT

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
#WhyCharacterGotSirThisIsWendys
#HashTagGames

2024-11-03 01:16:14 GMT

"A martini. Shaken, not stirred."
#WhyCharacterGotSirThisIsWendys
#HashTagGames

2024-11-02 01:52:16 GMT

Lord of the Ringstrasse
#MakeAFilmLocal
#HashTagGames

2024-11-01 19:16:21 GMT

#kamalaharris #JoeBiden #election2024
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2024-10-31 01:54:34 GMT

Did anyone keep track of how many innings that inning was?
#mlb #WorldSeries

2024-10-30 15:24:33 GMT

For revenge, Puerto Rico should apply for Statehood

2024-10-13 19:39:58 GMT

The only reason we’re all stressed about the Presidential election in the US is the #electoralcollege was designed to prevent the majority from choosing the President
#election2024

2024-10-12 15:46:20 GMT

#dadjokes #Halloween
😱
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2024-10-11 19:01:16 GMT

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That’s a lie! They named me “man of the year” in 2023!

2024-10-11 01:34:44 GMT

#memes
Is this snake poisonous? It’s in my garage and lost my glasses.
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2024-10-04 19:12:48 GMT

What if the real intelligent life is the bacteria in our colons, and we're just meat vessels they built to travel the world finding food for their colony? 🤔
#deepthoughts #nerlingersjokes

2024-10-04 01:40:01 GMT

The Mets
#MLB #PostSeason
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2024-09-26 01:18:59 GMT

Mark Cuban shows why #kamalaharris corporate tax plan is better for corporations than #Trump tariff plan
#uspol #election2024
https://www.usluck.com/408854/mark-cuban-tariffs-tweet/

2024-09-22 23:03:25 GMT

BREAKING - #trump endorses #kamalaharris
#election2024
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2024-09-22 19:49:48 GMT

#Eagles can win with a TD. Sirianni wondering what he can do to prevent that from happening.
#nfl @npub1j46…5s54

2024-09-21 21:24:25 GMT

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Apparently he loves his job 🤷

2024-09-20 00:55:44 GMT

Are the #Patriots tackling or just try to make it look like they’re tackling?
#TNF #NFL @npub1j46…5s54

2024-09-19 14:47:44 GMT

Today I will try to beat #ElonMusk by posting 160 times in 24 hours. Wish me luck
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2024-09-18 01:10:35 GMT

I left a dead bear and a bicycle in Central Park
#ConfessionsByAnnoyingPeople
#HashTagGames

2024-09-15 20:34:16 GMT

This is what happens when you shitpost about Taylor Swift
#trumpshooting #trump

2024-09-14 15:24:16 GMT

Saw some people on the news interviewed before the #Trump rally in California. A Trumper 60ish woman said one reason she’s voting for him is “Merry Christmas. Bring back Christmas!” 🤪
Has she not been to Walmart lately? 😂
#election2024 #kamalaharris

2024-09-14 01:39:51 GMT

I saw your “Huge Book Sale” sign but I don’t see any huge books
#OverHeardAtTheBookStore
#HashTagGames

2024-09-11 21:45:30 GMT

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Wow! And that means the Preamble is ALSO a nod to the Democrats 🤯🙄

2024-09-11 01:27:53 GMT

I for one, am against abortion after birth!
#debate

2024-09-11 00:56:57 GMT

Who is performing in the #debate halftime show? 🙄

2024-09-09 01:20:03 GMT

You can make twice as much money if you’re a shill for both China AND Russia
#TikTokInfluencersLifeHack
#HashTagGames

2024-09-08 15:16:04 GMT

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Yes, like my kid survived the school shooting luckily because he was having gender transition surgery that day 🙄

2024-09-07 21:17:39 GMT

#memes #maga #farright
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2024-09-06 14:26:13 GMT

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Nothing like 1/6 has ever happened in the history of this country, but let’s not confuse the consequences of his actions with his actions 👍

2024-09-05 01:57:56 GMT

Anyone that thinks #Netanyahu will agree to a cease fire before the US Presidential election, doesn’t know Fascists.
#Israel #palestine

2024-09-02 14:48:15 GMT

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🤣👍

2024-09-01 01:43:31 GMT

“Das Boot” was not about footwear
#MisleadingMovieTitles
#HashTagGames

2024-08-30 14:51:39 GMT

Why isn’t making deepfake videos considered wire fraud?
#AI

2024-08-29 23:49:17 GMT

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Did Bohm get hurt? The game’s not on here

2024-08-29 21:19:39 GMT

I just got back from taking thumbs up selfies at the cemetery 🪦👍

2024-08-27 19:24:37 GMT

How about instead of a “No Kings Act” we just follow the “It’s Not A Law if the #SCOTUS Creates A New Law Because The Constitution Specifically Prohibits SCOTUS From Creating Laws” rule of law?

2024-08-25 23:25:22 GMT

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Would you serve coffee?

2024-08-24 04:08:51 GMT

#Trump (who called #RFKjr “a lunatic”) and his running mate #jdvance (who described himself as a “never Trumper”) got an endorsement from RFKjr (who called Trump “a terrible human being”) This is totally normal and not weird
#maga #republicans #election2024
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2024-08-21 20:32:57 GMT

BREAKING - Former President Donald #Trump picks up coveted endorsement from people with brain partially eaten by worms
#satire #RFKjr #uspol #politicalhumor

2024-08-18 17:49:46 GMT

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Seriously! How weird do you have to be to think that is NOT weird?

2024-08-18 17:38:25 GMT

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Someone on mastodon said when they say “move fast and break things” what they’re breaking are laws

2024-08-08 13:36:36 GMT

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Canceling the civil war was inevitable

2024-08-04 19:42:40 GMT

#Jesus didn’t have children either
#jdvance #christofascists

2024-08-02 02:51:50 GMT

#trump
Donald Trump’s ‘Heartless’ Punch Line About Man Killed At His Rally
https://www.yahoo.com/news/critics-stunned-donald-trump-heartless-062248619.html

2024-07-31 19:12:51 GMT

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And people were up in arms about inviting him. I think they knew what they were doing.

2024-07-31 18:46:20 GMT

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In Trump’s defense, we probably should have a law making killing children illegal. 🙄

2024-07-26 18:09:37 GMT

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To believe he's going to win you first have to believe he's much more popular now than 2020. The polls are close because both parties want a close race to get their side to vote, also Trump gets to say it was fixed

2024-07-26 18:05:10 GMT

#trump has given up, he knows it's going to be a landslide and he's going to take the rest of the Republicans down with him, just like narcissists do.
#election2024 #kamalaharris #FoxNews
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2024-07-06 02:08:32 GMT

It is so hot today, ALL the singles in your area are hot singles
#nerlingersjokes

2024-06-28 18:29:37 GMT

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FYI - I’m vacationing in Europe and missed the debate. The press here is reporting that the debate was a complete disaster for Biden and the Democrats are discussing who should replace him 🙄

2024-06-16 01:58:58 GMT

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But what’s your area code?

2024-06-06 22:47:40 GMT

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I’m starting to wonder if making an unreasonable demand is an effort to leave

2024-06-04 18:49:46 GMT

Maybe some women choose a bear instead of a man because the bear might have a stash of cocaine 🤷

2024-05-08 13:27:01 GMT

Stormy Daniels says she had a worm in her vagina
#rfkjr #trump #trumptrial

2024-05-01 01:01:59 GMT

Something to put a smile on your face
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2023-08-02 15:29:37 GMT

I emailed Neil Tyson Degrasse asking him if lasagna crosses the event horizon of a black hole does it become spaghetti?
#nerlingersjokes #space #deepthoughts

2022-12-21 07:12:32 GMT

Did you ever wave to someone you know in the grocery store then realize it was a total stranger so you have to pretend you waved to someone behind him, and he turns around and sees no one is behind him but you’re already committed so you pretend to talk to an invisible person then security comes out of nowhere and asks you to leave the store because you’re disturbing the other shoppers then you get to your car and realize you forgot to buy eggs which was the whole purpose of going to the store in the first place so you have to go BACK into the store and on the way in you see the real person you thought you saw in the store so you wave to him then realize it the same fucking person you waved to inside the store? Boy is that awkward.